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Romance / Re: She Said He Has A Small Dick. Now Ttogether. by Emu4u2c: 5:00am On Dec 17, 2023
Franzinni:
All men have small dicks to a scorned woman just like all women have fish brain to a jilted man ...


Yes o
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by Emu4u2c: 10:37am On Dec 15, 2023
GeneralPula:
People wey fall yesterday don stand up back..

So no worry, you self go stand later stand up..
Nor be lie..I fall too and I stand up....I pray make O.P dress well for the party were e dey go so

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Family / Re: See The Groom's And Bride's Mothers' Outfits /Dance That Got People Talking by Emu4u2c: 9:36am On Dec 11, 2023
illicit:
She's dressed tho

One thing is that they belong to different spheres

I have seen cases where she might even be richer and we'll travelled than them

🀨
True.. Life has taught me different things

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Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Emu4u2c: 8:09am On Dec 11, 2023
ClitRaider:


Action speaks louder than voice.

What else do you want the man to do?!
What if he doesn't have the money?
You think say na every big man get cash?!

He's tried everything to avoid you but you stick to him like a fvcking leech.

You no dey shame?
You got breakfast and bundle of fish yet you're angry.

For over a year of failed attempts of ripping your brother, you still have the audacity to bring the matter online..

You must be a flatty-yebhoe, those peeps are shamelessly shameless.

If I were your brother, I'd stay away from village cos he doesnt Owe your lazyass shishi.

You're not only wicked, you're evil too.

SMH.
The uncle understood the idiot was hungry so they Fed him first
Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Emu4u2c: 8:07am On Dec 11, 2023
Blazebond:
When someone pens down a post like this,it is best to abstain from commenting on it if you have no positive words for the person,why all the unnecessary insensitive comments,what do you people even take this life as,some of you don't even have more than three million or ten million as savings and you are already acting as if you can control all life has to throw at you,I advise you All to desist from mocking a person at his/her low points and to the poster,stay positive and stay strong, dedicate your time into doing something to earn a living and seek other person's that might be able to listen to your idea that you seek a loan for,ignore that uncle of yours,he ain't family,he is just related to you by blood,and to those making stupid arrogant statements, pray that life doesn't teach you a bitter lesson.

WAIT A MINUTE....

SO BECAUSE THE UNCLE IS PRESUMABLY "RICH"..HE CAN'T SEEK ALTERNATIVES ELSE WHERE?

DID YOU SEE WHEN THE JOBLESS BLOKE SAID HE TRACKED A FULL GROWN MAN?

WE ARE NOT HYPOCRITES HERE IN NAIRALAND...WE CALL OUT YOUR BULLSHIT...WAS HE EXPECTING A PAT ON THE BACK FOR THE MONITORING SPIRIT HE HAS TURNED HIMSELF TO BE?

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Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Emu4u2c: 9:00am On Dec 10, 2023
Vinnie2000:



Like the OP, there are some persons who just believe that it's a SPECIFIC person that must give them money. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

So they spend all their Time Monitoring, tracking and devising ways
how they must collect that Money from that PERSON. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

They do not Search for alternatives again. 😏

It now becomes like a Personal Assignment or Battle Which they must win. πŸ™

And is that why the O.P has decided to be a personal village people assignee..I hate the entitlement spirit some people have

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Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Emu4u2c: 7:10am On Dec 10, 2023
He even get mind talk say he track him uncle..na to kidnap the uncle remain

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Politics / Re: Igbo Now The Most Spoken Nigerian Language In UK by Emu4u2c: 2:46pm On Nov 22, 2023
Christistruth03:
The Chinese and Asians of Peckham Market in South East London can now understand and speak Yoruba
In case you go there do not mistakenly insult them in Yoruba thinking they don’t understand what you said
because they will immediately interpret it for you and respond


You have been Warned!!

And this is the hardest fact..peckham is like a typical Yoruba setting.
I'm urhobo but I don't really get it with the igbos and chest beating

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Health / Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by Emu4u2c: 8:56am On Nov 22, 2023
codedgalaxy:

Exactly !,
you know what am talking about.
What i'm trying to find out is, if it is normal
You come dey worried past your friend were straff the "ENT" oooo....Na so you like your friend?


Nor be you and you know the exact description..

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Travel / Re: Anyone Who Is A Truck Driver In The Usa? & Also Owns His Own Truck? by Emu4u2c: 10:52am On Nov 15, 2023
O.P go gree start as motor boy for Nigeria truck drivers here... He might have outrightly condemned those motor boys..He nor know say na the route were him suppose take

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Romance / Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Emu4u2c: 12:01pm On Nov 14, 2023
Wawelexy:
What's special about a girl using the same billing format your mom use on you? If you had said, she help you plan your life, help you manage your finances, help cook and do other things that are beneficial to you just like your mom, then I would have seen the special traits in her. All you typed up there is just a girl that's still upcoming in the billing business, when she's ripe to run you dry, na you go run

Nairalanders Una get mouth

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Romance / Re: I Have Two Options For This My 400k by Emu4u2c: 8:23pm On Oct 27, 2023
Gggjhhj:


Swear bro, the guy travelled from the street afterwards, never seen him till today

I once was in shoes... I won't doubt....I be look for who go buy my certificate even my waec..... This is prior to when I started looking for loan..the collateral...my school certificate... That was years ago
Crime / Re: Delta Police Arrest 26-Year-Old Man For Allegedly Murdering Girlfriend by Emu4u2c: 11:28pm On Oct 26, 2023
Vcent50:

Best decision so far,I have similar experience but don't worry,u will recover ur lost property

I'm recovering bits by bits...
Crime / Re: Delta Police Arrest 26-Year-Old Man For Allegedly Murdering Girlfriend by Emu4u2c: 9:07pm On Oct 26, 2023
I'm just looking at every one saying rubbish

Have you ever lived with all this Delta girls... most of them are bad mannered and wrongly brought up thinking you can fight a man.

I just left my relationship because I saw This particular scenario coming up in my relationship...me that I have big dreams and aspirations...na once I move from the relationship... I lost properties due to my decision but yeah at least I won't be eating watery beans any Time soon

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Wife To Death After Misunderstanding In Benue (photos) by Emu4u2c: 2:31pm On Oct 24, 2023
Kaido:
Married men deserve CON award.

Getting married and living with a woman no be small thing

i swear down...I do not plan to stay with any woman
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Wife To Death After Misunderstanding In Benue (photos) by Emu4u2c: 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2023
This is one of the reasons I broke up with my girl just now.. she is looking for someone to kill her

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Education / Re: Oke Umurhohwo Foundation Donates Educational Materials To Ughelli Students by Emu4u2c: 3:22pm On Sep 29, 2023
How does this guy's topic Grace Front page..We are from the same LGA . Ughelli North LGA ....He has a unique style I would dare to admit
Religion / Re: Sundays Have Never Been My Best Days by Emu4u2c: 1:03am On Sep 24, 2023
HellVictorinho6:


I think of suicide sometimes.


Why you nor go think of suicide?


F@#$k who hates sunny days


Have you ever heard of Sunday rice?

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Declares 2023 NBA Conference Open. by Emu4u2c: 11:17pm On Aug 27, 2023
taylor88:
All hail the Irigbaji bedwetter with 397 questionable possessions

Here comes the cocaine ambassador

The thief who inhaled and exhales white powder for a living

God go punish you...try dey read content.. Tinube actually has a good Blueprint for this country

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Education / Re: Mention A Popular Location In Your School And Someone Wil Tell U The Name by Emu4u2c: 11:08pm On Jul 27, 2023
Thisis2raw:
Mama Abuja
Ofrima
Emmatex
Embassy cafe
Unique uniport

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rumoured Coup Ongoing In Niamey: Presidential Guards surround Bazoum's Residence by Emu4u2c: 11:47am On Jul 26, 2023
Craddock:
Similar thing will happen in one of the biggest country in West Africa.



Since some stubborn politicians are forcing themselves on the populace.

#AllEyesOnTheJudiciary.

See Ya month

Go organize the coup na

If liver nor fail you..
Celebrities / Re: Pray For Former Nollywood Actress, Little Daniella, As She Has Been Abandoned by Emu4u2c: 3:01pm On Jul 16, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:
Send her to asaba...we got something interesting for her down here.
Ashawo business??
Politics / Re: Heritage Bank Is Down For 3 Months Now by Emu4u2c: 11:56pm On Jul 15, 2023
Northernblood8:
Does it mean that I am the only one using Heritage Bank app. No protest, no complaint. Why is it that we majority is just moving about our normal business as if nothing happened πŸ˜•πŸ˜•.

Do Heritage Bank expect me to move from Ughelli to Warri whenever I wanna withdraw?

This is the message we get even if we use 5g network.

Seun
Lalsticalala
Mynd44
Dominique

Help me create awareness. This one don pass be careful.

Oshare you sef were open bank were nor Dey your location you sef nor try... you nor see FCMB for Egor jnc..first bank for dumez.. na heritage bank....see your moniker sef... you be really aboki

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Education / Re: Soludo Congratulates Utme-best Candidate, Nkechinyere Umeh, Offers Scholarship by Emu4u2c: 8:39am On Jul 11, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:


If that girl forge that result make I bend.

You really expected that innocent girl to win FG who controls media and everything chai chai chai

Abegiiiiii


Stop This nonsense

In the girl's own words " After everything Said and done,I realized I scored 249"

I have seen her types a lot of times... Just because you have been outstanding all your life so you can't afford a little loss sometimes?.... Right from the first Day I saw the template I knew it was a scam and then when I say the girl I saw... the I.T.K (I too know) syndrome...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: SA President Ramaphosa Almost Knocked Out by Falling Flag In Pretoria (PICS) by Emu4u2c: 11:31pm On Apr 25, 2023
Utty44:
A sign to Nigeria that God has rejected Tinubu through South Africa

Craze dey your head..how tinubu and ramaphosa dey concern each other
Politics / Re: Wike Breaks Fast With Speaker, Femi Gbajabiamila (Photos) by Emu4u2c: 6:43am On Apr 16, 2023
Omo Una Dey see the smile for gbajamiala face...Man's happy
...he dey the main cabal now gon gon

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Crime / Re: Man Buys Hotel And Moves In With Girlfriend Abandoning Wife And Children by Emu4u2c: 8:46pm On Apr 13, 2023
alanto:

You are smarter .. how bought a whole hotel only to lodge himself and a side chick... E no like make money with the hotel wey he buy

Nor play with Delta Men o
Crime / Re: Man Buys Hotel And Moves In With Girlfriend Abandoning Wife And Children by Emu4u2c: 8:45pm On Apr 13, 2023
Donjiggy83:
Her attitude shows she is not giving the man peace.

Thank you
Romance / Re: My Life Is Strange, I'm Not Smart. But God Always Help Me by Emu4u2c: 11:29am On Mar 07, 2023
One thing you have is the prayers... keep praying... They Said prayers move mountains..
Romance / Re: Why I Don't Chat With Nigeria Girls by Emu4u2c: 10:50pm On Feb 17, 2023
StrongAlphMale:


I believe what the op is talking about here isn't money. He's talking about intellectual capability and intelligent discussions which Nigeria girls lacks.

Of course if you have Money, Nigeria girls will flock around you and there would be nothing intelligent to discuss about, other than going outing with her, sleeping and living with you in your house, eating, fvcking her whenever you want, twerking etc. Bros I'm speaking from experience, an average Nigerian girl have absolutely nothing intelligent to talk about.

Being loaded with Money will gets you thousands of Nigeria girls na. That one na Sure nau

Keeping Their attention long enough to engage them in intelligent conversation requires A good Pocket not necessarily a rich Pocket and I'm not saying spend Money like your father own CBN

Okay take for example
You wear an expensive cologne,, definitely if you are with someone with class or at least style They Will compliment your smell and stay amused long enough to hear your other topics and mind you, it has to be topics that connect each other..or centred in her niche or level.. you definitely can't discuss World politics with a local bimbo.. Watin concern rukevwe concern Netanyahu of Israel
Romance / Re: Why I Don't Chat With Nigeria Girls by Emu4u2c: 10:36pm On Feb 17, 2023
G00DHardDick:


Money attracts Nigeria girls as stated in the post. We're talking about intellectual IQ for a productive Convo which is impossible for a Nigerian girl.

With money they'll have so much to talk about but majority of those things are mainly on flexing discussions. Nothing intellectual for productivity. More reason reasons why we keep banging them on a steady

It's just like writing stories or articles..
Now you have to know the niche that Will Best suit them...
You can't start a political discuss with a dumb bimbo... You have to come down to her level and discuss Toke makinwa or one new rave restaurant/lounge in town.. trust me This other gender know an intelligent thing or two depending on how you engage her but then for you to get their attention full time is what the deep pockets are for..

Women are smart.. just takes the right amount of flick to bring out the flame in them
Politics / Re: Permit Me To Call My Primary School Teacher A Fool by Emu4u2c: 8:02pm On Feb 17, 2023
Mindlog:


Truth is that, It is not easy to ignore you being in primary 5 in 2015! It seems like yesterday to a whole lot of people here πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
I won't lie to you.. it's Like yesterday to me

My matric number in uniport is U2015... When This boy dey primary 5 and he is here debating politics

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