obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

I can relate with most cities in that list.. You don Waka my guy
......

We Thank God.

Women were like sex pass anything but go pretend die

Omo hate is real o....

HONESTFACT101:
lesson:Don't be as stupid as the bird......signing out

True talk

Nor go chop watin go kill you

All of una were done comment for this topic so far Na werrey.


Lol

OP what's is this show us

Kcgeology:


What makes the plate horrible? You would rather be served with a silverware huh? Learn to appreciate your root. Your life is not any better than your forefathers who ate with calabash plates and earthenwares. PROUDLY AFRICA

Make we nor catch you dey use better silverwares for your house o


We go flog your yanch

Africa Addis ababa!!!

Amotolongbo:
So you prefer being served in a earth plate like “ebora”.

The funniest thing in the picture to me is the dog

The local dog shey

Yusufisraelj:
@Emu4u2c

You still keep bad friends, that speaks volumes, and why changing of women like wrapper? That also speaks volumes.

What is on you attracts what's around you.

When you have repeated cycles of happenings, it's mostly your fault.

Bro give more explanation please
I have always heard I am what I attract

DDDEnterprises:
The fact that you're still close to such people makes it difficult for me to be willing to give you advise because it seems you don't have enough sense - I'm sorry to say - to comprehend and reason with my advice.

Try me...


Plus I said I used to be in a group of friends.

Not anymore

chatinent:
What does it mean to bring girls around one's friends?

When you go to hangout spot or you meet at a public place.

Twelfthman:
You don't need friends...
Since its hard to see good ones.
Learn to enjoy your own company

Working heavily on enjoying my own Company.

TheUndercover:
About the girls:

Don't you know that your so called friends are doing you a favour indirectly? What kind of girls fall easily to your friends? A hoe right? They are letting you know that the girls you think loves you, don't!. They are the type of girls you shouldn't have something serious with.

About your friends:

Surely, there are some things you should keep secret to yourself, don't reveal too much about yourself to anyone not just your friends. People can be evil. You are more likely to be killed by a 'friend' than by an enemy. You should know the type of people you roll with.

Well I'm not exactly talking about the girls.

Shey 2 exposed their evil intent



But then what's behind them always trying to act like snakes around me.

I have given them long yardsticks gap cause sometimes I wonder how God has kept me alive being with such people over the years.


I learnt a lot from keeping bad friends like that.


They make me fear associations called friendship.

Amotolongbo:
Flee from bad company

The fact is that no good thing comes from this bad company than talk about sex and alcohol.
Or is there anything you’ve gained from them?

Absolutely nothing!!!

Hello Everyone.

This is my first ever topic on this session.


I'm a bit confused on something I need clarification on.

I used to belong to these group of friends but I noticed a full blown betrayal spirit among them.


Anytime I bring a lady around them with the intention of dating ,they always try to woo the lady so they can sleep with the lady.


They have tried it with different of the girls I bring around.
Most of the girls fall for them and I have to end the relationship with the girl while I continue friendship with my friends

Two of the girls reject them outrightly while warning me against the type of friends they are.

On 2 occasions I have had to blow up with my so called friends on why they keep betraying me but they claim the girls are trying to manipulate me .


This is the tactics they use:They spoil my image before the girls ,some of the girls end up leaving me for them but they don't keep the girls after having their way.

Now I don't bring girls around them, they have changed the narrative about me not having a girlfriend but I know better than to bring my girls around betrayals.


But why are some guys like that


Update:::

My Guys done do me the thing again...

So after calling their attention to what they are doing, One said I had low self esteem And I was jealous of him and continued with tryin to sleep with any girl they know I have an interaction with...

I nor do friendship again abeg.

Make every body get out

heartbraker:
D ogbanje u a dating dat can not make you a millonaire is dat one an ogbanje?

Witchcraft bad bro

Most times with the devil you don't choice the affliction that comes with the so called gift

So just as with demons getting different portfolios
Same with the marine kingdom getting posted to different departments

So ogbanje were go give you money fit or fit not come your way

This is actually a real problem

O. P
Do they give you this slutty look when you look directly into their eyes?

Do you get body rythm with them when they catch you staring?
Like they tend to show you more body but no other person notice the game you are playing with her or she is playing with you.


Do your energy just tilt towards this girl Is possessed.
Your feelings and everything within you gives you this intuition this girl is not normal


And then you say you get this girls a lot.
Well just might be you belong to the Marine kingdom yourself


Or you carry a steady flow of grace and they are not done tapping through


One thing you enjoy about these possessed girls is the vibes of immorality they bring.

In all no much gains but lots of loss spiritually, Mentally and some times physically and financially.


They will drain your Aura and suck you dry like an orange but it will be far into your late 40 will you realise the consequences of those women you exchanged body fluids with years back.

Please I'm interested in September admission. but CIU is my choice of school.
What are the requirements and how much in total should I budget for the visa and school fees

DesignAndBuild:
The queen looked pretty on her wedding day. Wow married for 74 years. Keeping a marriage intact that long is not a small matter, not even when one of the people in the marriage is the queen of England, for the all glorious queen must have her own personal issues that the ol prince dealt with all these while, and vice versa

I once watched a Netflix series “ The Crown “ which highlights the early life of the queen and her troubles which includes Prince Philip early resentment Of having to live in the shadows of his wife and how It almost caused a royal divorce which would have be scandalous


The life of the Queen isn’t as easy as the media portrays it..She has had to give up Her personality to carry that of a royal throne

Bro pass round before she pass herself round

Your brother go happy for you


But if your brother falls under the simp anointing when he finally hits the coochie then he needs special celestial flogging


Because he sure me say the girl get ulterior motives

I Have been considering this for quite sometime now but even now as I’m typing this ,I’m as Hot As hell and looking through my contacts to find the suitable cure for the konji


Please how does one go about this celibacy thing?


I have heard a lot about the wonder of Sperm retention and I wish to try too...

ikllbrokehoes:
Lolz it's these not this nigga

English Man I done change am

Oponu

Na pidgin I even write am

Local man forming British scholar


I hope you can show me your certificate from Cambridge too

madridguy:
The movie " The rich also cry " from part 1 to part 7 na true life story so make we dey mind our tongue.

I have actually made up my mind not to date women from poor backgrounds

The level of gold digging from them is on another level


Na them be the proper Hungry Girls...

Romanoff:


He doesn't need to clout chase or seek attention.

Na so we dey talk when people wey dey go through hell dey rant for social media, till we hear say them commit suicide, everybody go come dey show fake love and dey pay yeye condolence.

Let people vent.

You Dey answer all these mumu Nairaland teenagers

Don Jazzy and clout chasing have never been in the same sentence


The man work speaks volume

Even if you deaf you go must hear don jazzy update



Please make una allow Don Jazzy Go through this phase in peace


It will surely pass

Most people think money solves all problems

We are all fighting personal demons

ikllbrokehoes:
Jazzy should keep shut abeg, dude just dey talk too much like woman

What has he be doing all these years


The man is the most private Nigerian celebrity I know


People like you are the reason people die in silence

sapphiere:
To those who support and protect women, may you have double celebration this month just like this woman in IJN


The FUTURE is FEMALE

Well I do support and protect women but then the same woman you want to protect turns around and calls you a fool in front of her friends


Well you can’t blame the group of men called misogynist really
Woman are the architects of their problems

And dare I say women are the architects of the whole world problems


We still don’t know what eve and the serpent did in the garden of eden

Tremple8v:
Go under bridge and give one begger, doors will open for you , Cox it seems you need open doors .

Hahaha
Nor be lie
He needs open doors


E even put am for 15k self

But O.P you sef nor try
If dem sell this phone give you 15k you go buy?

Kriss216:


This one is celebrating 7 months of no masturbation, another one in her timeline is celebrating 10 months.

Their madam kpatakpata told them to chill, that she went 1 full year and came back hard.


Nigerian girls no go kee me abeg

Nor be lie
Nigerian women nor go kee me


I thought masturbation was a male thing till my die hard catholic Christian Ex girl friend admitted to masturbation


Plenty women dey self service on a low

SMBH:


Its bad ma nigga. She's a teenager

I Have something to say to you but Social media court of public opinion will crucify me for my opinion

Egungun Be careful

Na express you dey go


But O.P I like that you are a man of Fantasy

Well I have come to realize most men have a craving for people’s wife and girlfriends but I find that nauseating