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I said this on the other thread... I knew he was chasing clouts...

Na WA o


Una dey lie for this forum sha.

What about golden penny that's bigger than this one and sells for 300 at most in any shop??

Why you nor buy that one?

MadamVanessa:
Congratulations sweet daddy.

The only man i wish he can grab me with that soft hand of his, and give me endless orgasm.

Even though i know he's married, I won't wait second to fling all my clothes of my body, if he demanded for the do from me.

I love this man i mean genuine love regardless of his fame or money.

Calabar or akwa ibom people.

Sex all the time

It's actually true and it's quite common with the urhobos..


Most look younger and have smaller statue so they tend to Look younger than their actual age.


I used to be like this
till I started eating good food and exercising more.

Who else noticed this guy might just be working in one of those gyms in lekki ?


UPDATE:
So I just discovered what I actually said about this guy is true.

He works in one of those fitness centers and was asked to help them out with the routines

Ayo2004:
Who bring this kin rubbish news come fp

Na who bring the rubbish come FP I like see

I wan tell am something.


This Na high class olosho were ddey hustle presidential and GRA big wigs for port Harcourt Na them be this
...

Bush2013:
baba you can help me. Leave that one e fit bring trouble

Na True
Baba shotgun please help this guy if you are led in the spirit to help anyone

I can bet my 2 balls and a tongue that if that woman comes to him at night during one of those days no one is in the compound ,O. P will gladly kpansh a married woman.

NwaAmaikpe:




Eniola Badmus see your life.
This woman is 60 but we'd pick her over you any day.

Jesu!!!!?!!!!!!!


This guy go kill me one day for this forum.


Y'all better put this man on a leash please!!!

Na where you for write "buyer to pay my commission " dey fear me so....

I'm thinking vice president for kalu... Naija politics is intriguing

NwaAmaikpe:




So I learnt that Baba came to work very early before others had resumed with empty gallons, a galvanised pipe and funnel to siphon petrol from the underground tank of Chief Oshasha's filling station.

But he forgot that it is not everybody that serves our God who is a merciful God.
Chief Ovuoke Oshasha is a proper businessman and Mazi Obasi Lawson (Sobaz Oil) is not only an Arochukwu son but also one who goes all the way to ensure the growth, safety and success of his investments.

When the rest resumed for duty, they found baba inside the tank diligently drinking petrol like Hennessy VSOP.

Too bad he learnt the hard way that you shouldn't steal from where you work but his story will serve as a good example.

I fear NwaAmaikpa for this one...


Exact details and correct names .


Bro do you work for the police?

I done date akwa ibom girls taya...
Fine bedroom specimens and Rated High on bedmatics but nothing to write home about.

..highly promiscuous and dangerously whorish

Na Wa o.


Watin we nor go see for this platform these days?


Oya OP can you sacrifice your left blockus and it has to be the left not the right.

Mention me when you have this item asked for

PAWG:
I housed my girlfriend and 3 friends during my undergraduate days.

I’ve not fully recovered yet

Hahahha
I fully understand


How you see women and friendship will be very toxic

Why you nor just talk say you day find woman to adopt and take care of..
Relationship with no sex involved


That one go tire you because the woman must bill you

Saddestmann:
Then where is it ?

Research "Ubunja " here on nairaland

Enough hint bro

My 2k please.
We are celebrating a heartbreak

Saddestmann:
Come on bro you cursing me now ?

Just saying the bitter truth.
Best thing you can do is swallow the redpills

Saddestmann:
Why

Because when I was in your shoes I did same till the phase was over.
So send me my 2k please

McStoic:
This one off me ooo

And nor be him last heart break b this o....

I hope he does not use all his energy to cry for this one heart break when there is more heart break Later on

Powerfly:
Op what is your zodiac sign?? I'm just curious

Forget Zodiac signs

Every one has loved and lost before.

Heart break is hurtful

It is what it is

Bro you for send me 2k make I buy Heineken follow dey miserable with you...

Don't you know we should be drinking feeling sad and high

Ughelli bitcoin boys true true

dollytino4real:
guy abego!!!

Lol
Aunty e done tey o.


Ko ma??

Bigprick9inches:
boo my ass lol
See who i go stiill Bleep if i want lol.
I dey busy abeg

Busted!!!!

Omo this one burst my head this morning and see how she take describe the place well... The girl dey work there nothing you wan tell me

I used to be like this till I was told it was madness then I had to stop..


I enjoy conversations with myself.

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

I can relate with most cities in that list.. You don Waka my guy
......

We Thank God.

Women were like sex pass anything but go pretend die