₦airaland Forum

dollytino4real:
guy u dey area like dis u 4get ur person

No o aunty dolly...na life Dey carry person go where he nor know o ... happy New Year

ahnie:
Before the bridge or after the bridge?
I love the fact that,you ain't ashamed of your hustle.

Keep it up area.
That's one of the beautiful traits of deltans,we hustle soft like butties
Our pride dey our chest like butter,e nor dey melt.

Ovwian precisely..

Yes o Deltans get pride nor be lie... anywhere we go we shine bright 🌞😎

Sonnobax15:
. Bro . Why I go shame for my hustle...When my friend and I operated a bakery business as at few years ago,I was very proud of it. No type of hustle wey I never do,so long say e no dey illegal,count me in.. . If guyman shame for him hustle,no body go put food for him table.....

Yes o onoivo..nor shame for watin Dey bring food come your table o as long as say nor be illegal..

I'm just surprised because Keke riders in Delta state don't look like people that have time to browse the internet talk less of naira land..

Sonnobax15:
. . It's well big sis.....

Well, I'm currently in Ughelli for now....Omoh,the whole thing is so frustrating here..... Traders don dey reject the old naira notes,even commercial banks and even filling stations too.....How we(keke riders) wan come do pass like this now? The hunger no be here.....God go see us thru las las cha.

Wow Keke Rider for naira land....I would love to meet with you.. I'm fascinated...by the way I stay in udu Rd
Urhobo wa do

I swear I have one like this currently.. Good woman with sharp mouth... but I still prefer bad character to a Big cheat

Ofrima tales...Chem 130 na normal 'F' For uniport.. Dem nor tell you

I saw this late.. can you get something like This again

wordbank:

Ask the wife, she go say the guy dey last 2mins.
Shey she get naija blood?
She go pull tonto dicke on this princely churchill

Yes o... Harry go soon see something

Siwisheswereesh:
Sure.

It's Ibori's last option to avoid political annihilation.

True

If okowa succeeds in putting sheriff as governor then he will become the new God father of Delta state politics

Misterone:
for that footage to be played, tou need an order of court signed by a judge. Without that forget it.

It would be cheaper for him to buy a new motorcycle than Take the Bank to Court

inahlot:
What happen to yelling and screaming inside the bank, I’m sure that way they won’t be busy

For account were nor be him own?


Omo the guy is a nuisance and should have been arrested for public disturbance or conspiracy to Rob the Bank.....watin concern Bank concern your motorcycle

Dem don do me this thing before

mrksquare:
You have said it all. The people of Ogbaru in present day Anambra have same affinity with Ndoni people. Even when my friend went to marry his wife from Ogbaru we were told that they and Ndoni people are one.

Ndoni and Ndoki are different geolocation entirely

jamesversion:
Hmmmm. You sure say you never reach 60years.

Na Old Town boy you Dey talk to so...

SultanOfPuna:
Start dressing poor and wearing slippers
Bone your face anytime you go out
Park your car and use keke or bike
Nobody go send u again

Good thing nor Dey hide

Them go still beg you

I told someone This Once

Regular neighborhood don't work for me because of the "poor" people thinking capacity but then a man chooses to be poor only when he can't think outside the box or has a poor thinking faculty

Realizing this I pay an extra token to be in the " Posh" side of life because I just don't want to be accessible or even seen by these so called "Poor" People , Call it Razz or obnoxious but there is obviously a reason the rich makes friends with the rich Only

Then you won't have such problems of having friends beg you for a gift.

Iamdbull:
To have access to Dbull and get his autograph is a million naira!

See your dirty mouth


1 million naira kill you dere!!!!

This Guy na MOD for nairaland??

The ease at which his topic grace front page is astonishing

Urheadmaster:
Shame no catch you as you typed this nonsense

My own done clear..

Try refresh your web browser



But on a more serious note..
Na Old Sony Ericsson Dem Take snap this picture?

Watianoengineer:
She said I will never have kids but today I'm happily married with 9 kids. 6 boys, 3 girls

My ex told me this too And I want to prove her wrong by being father of many nations

mariahAngel:
If I suggest beans now, some might say your own is too much. Every time, beans. but yeah. Beans.

I will get married to your type any day any time...
Beans is a major alternative.... people are hungry

Una done ask if he thief him mother money go buy food give woman?


Or maybe the girl wowo and the mother dey disappointed...

O.P your mom expected better from you and not the fugly girl she caught you with

FaceTanke:
What is happening here

I think say na only me notice

Originalsly:
Hmmm.... award for infrastructure. ... award and certificate for everything. Was it for the fly overs?.... unnecessary flyovers instead of new roadways to provide alternative routes and open new areas for development? This is embarrassing.

Una for bring those flyovers come delta state o.

People were get Head but nor dey appreciate

DonBenny77:
Buhari has no idea of the awards or categories of awards he has been presenting.
If you like doubt me.
I get elder for house
At Buhari's age he's unaware of almost everything happening around him.
You can abuse me if you like for saying the truth.
Wike paid the organisers for the award you are just ignorant.
I b PH man. Born and raised
wike is a failure
Flyover no be infrastructure
Okowa, Udom and even Gandollar have done better in terms of infrastructure.
Because wike invites VIPs and makes commissioning flyover a fanfare doesn't mean everyone should be stupid

Na this okowa name were you write join make me go vex for you...I live in Warri And Port Harcourt and I can boldly tell you okowa and wike Are no match in terms of Infrastructural development and presentation

Okowa dat doesn't have 1 single infrastructure to His name

Maynmann:
Skating on a busy road is foolish.

Thank God you get the point..

Iamicekid:
Fool, I don’t talk about what I don’t know here clown, have been to the uk 2twice and I spend Atleast a month on each trip, so I’m not your regular nigga dude, catch the next bus

Na the ice were you Dey smoke dey worry your head .all watin I read na blah blah blah blah blah.

Iamicekid:
Just say you no sabi follow woman talk or fear dey catch u, place wey be se na there easy to dey nack everyday without those girls having to ask you for favor or money and most of you guys act desperate once u see woman, oga pussy dey everywhere for abroad na ur game no tight

OGA na who dey there I go believe .
You were nor get passport dey open your mouth Dey talk rubbish

Mynd44:
As impressive as this is, Okowa needs to explain how Delta borrowed 215 billion from March to June 2022.

The so called speaker that signed the loan should also explain Why he signed such amount for okowa because I have not seen anything They used the money for

Cantonese:
Bros abeg show us pictures and we too will show you pictures of smart Delta. Maybe your community too dey inside bush, na him make you dey provoke.

Brah From sapele to ughelli to udu Rd to Even the agbor..I wan see where the smart delta dey... let's stop celebrate mediocrity because of small little changes we get from our Ward and local government chairmen.... there is absolutely nothing to show for the loans delta has acrrued over the months

Cantonese:
Nothing to show for it?
Are you from Delta State?
You want to say that Okowa has been borrowing money to keep in his account for seven years?
Make una sofri talk na.

OGA I swear nothing to show for it..

I will send you pictures of the oil producing state and you will weep

NeckingNgulping:
I believe you saw all the signs before dating her..

You only boink hoes and part ways.. you don't keep them. You know what I mean, one night stand..

Yes I Saw them honestly