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Philadelphia:
Emyben..... calm down Bro. We'd meet in Onne by God's grace.

Hahahaha, AMEN bro.
Surely

pijay:
The DSSC24 List should b 3 per State State.

Quite a 'chance limiter'. We all banked on 5 per state.
Lol


Well, we keep praying, lets see how things goes.

I wonder when the list will finally really be out.

MasterMind21:
Your bro should calm down....
I made 298 in the UTME and I wasn't shortlisted. NDAEE questions were really cheap to me...
Such is life bro.

Its sad bro. I wish you better days ahead tho

How my friends little brother who made 276 in Jamb and is 17 years old didn't make it still baffles me.

Nigeria, i hail thee.

Dorisdili:
Please how many minutes each is allocated for the verbal, quantitative and essay section

45, 60 and 10 minutes respectively

This place wasn't as mute as this last year o. Warriz happening? Lol

Dharniel:
sent...

Can i have the teststream questions from you like now? Thank you very much. emekabeny@gmail.com

I likey o but my pocket at the moment no like am.

Just checked my mail now and the success mail has been there waiting for 2 days. Lol

Congrats to me
Congrats to all who were successful

BOJO123:
Sir Tenderlaw I also got a call from a guy claiming to be from naval headquarters....he asked me about my state of origin and gave me my full details of my application... I answered all he asked me and he hunged up... He later called and told me to send him 50k.... And I insulted him... Since then he hasn't called

Lol, the broda asked me to pay 300K. 150K before the list is released and the remaining 150K after the list is released.

Just imagine? Hahahaha
I use laugh make am vex, he com hang up

AllHailBiafra:
I actually went through your profile and saw one of your topics where you cried out that you're 27 and your mother still beats you. Well I think it's a clear evidence of how foolish and dummy or probably useless you are to your family and your community down to all brown roof republic for Mother to be beating an Adult that's old enough to be married, now to tell how irredeemable your sorry situations are, you came in here trying to make your voice heard, since there are two most active groups on nairaland, Wailers and the Zombies', you had to join one of the groups to perfect your desire, then you decided to join the Zombies even when most of the zombies are jumping windows into the Wailers camp unauthorized and unwelcome. Now tell me, does your own foolishness still have any makwatalism?

Oh my God! If the 'beating' thing you just said is true. Then, am sorry to say this, that 'boy' might be 'mentally deficient'

How can a person who is supposedly an adult just come to a national diverse forum where a topic is being discussed and all of a sudden you begin to talk about a people numbering roughly 40 million. Threading on their sensitivity whilst trying to make some silly laughter out of it.

What is the relationship between Jonathan and Saraki shaking hands and the Biafran agitation?

At times, i just can't get my head round some stewpid behaviors.

On a lighter note. Chelsea are the champions of England. If you aint a blue, sorry for you. Hahaha

BOJO123:
A friend who knows the chairman of the board Ayafa

Okay bro

[quote author=Col22 post=56426722][/quote]Oga P attended a similar wedding last year and he succeeded.
Are you thinking what am thinking?

BOJO123:
How true is it that the list would be available this month ending....

I haven't heard such rumour sha o. Where you hear am?

Lol, see as here dry. Chai

Beware of scam brethrens. There are many wolves going around trying to defraud people


You might be called so you can drop some huge owo.
Don't let your emotions get the best of you. Keep praying hard and trust in God.

pijay:
U will hv to buy enof dolop slippers wen resuming camp and razor. U will know anti-plant after u resume.

Lol, i just read back now. Saw when oga tenderlaw was telling you guys the same thing. Hahaha

He was like...
'buy enof Dunlop slippers o, when you get to training, you will see its use' hahaha

Ok oo. Lets keep waiting!

Nnamdi Azikiwe University Library.
The biggest ICT library in West Africa

dikcom:
lol...bro. me dy vex ooo. Nothin 4 my field. Make d site open first.

Lol, me dey wait too sef.. I never see my course there.
But, tbh... Am addicted to the Navy. Lol

HenriFayol:
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tenderlaw:
Gentlemen, just relax and prepare for training. If your name comes out, thank God. If it does not, still thank God and move on.
Prepare physically, but also prepare financially and mentally.
FINANCIALLY... They will pay you some small stipends, but most of it will go into buying white shirts/shorts, trainers, etc. No matter how many you take to camp, some jobs will condemn them after wearing just once. You must always appear neat or you will serve more job, so you must have a steady supply. Women, no need to buy pads. I assure you that there'll be nothing like menses in Onne.
MENTALLY... From the first night you enter camp, many people will regret the "mistake" of buying navy form. Some will cry...practically. They will crack you open, then build you up again. But relax and stay on because one day at a time, it will come to an end. You must get ready to do it because once you enter that gate, u cannot opt out. You can only leave 4 ways...in an ambulance, in a body bag, with disgrace, or with a glorious golden pip on your shoulder. Everybody can make it with just perseverance and with God.
Guys, it's all training. A day will look like one week, but it will surely end. When u see any officer, just imagine how that golden pip will brighten your whole village when u get it...and u will get there.
That's all for now.

You just soothed our souls. Thank you.

pijay:
Depending on the Jobber. I did 1hr 10mins(70mins) doing my time. Some did more while some did less.. thatz not the worst putty they can serve u. We hv Hanging Schoo. They can Hang u for 30-60mins. That 1 is worst than pinning of head. For Pinning of head just get Anti-Plant. But if u are caught. Chaaaai(tears)

Tbh, i have tried that thing. I can't even get myself to be stable for a few minutes. Na so so shake i dey shake.

And what is anti-plant Oga Pijay.. Lol

Chai

PatrickOkunima:
@ dikcom:

1. I don't understand what you mean by pass-out.

2. If you get injured or fall sick, you'll be excluded from the physical training, but you may still have to attend lectures and parade. But if it's a major injury, you'll be withdrawn.

3. You can plant your skull for minutes or hours, depending on the instructor's discretion.

4. These are things that everyone even children can do. There's nothing to fail.

5. Please save the questions. If you make it to Onne, everything will become clear to you.

Sir, can i direct message you. Am curious. Need to learn a lot from you

pijay:
Cos they will appoint some of them as your prep winger. And they will stay wit u in the same Hostel. They will also b part of the people that will Job u from Civilian to Military.
U seriously dont want Midshipmen around. U might dash away.

Chai.. I see now the reason. Its a serious gobe oo. Hahaha

I hope, the above won't be the case then, they better don't report with dss24 guys.

Well, sir, when do you think the 25Ak will pass out? They are in camp already, right?

pijay:
The plan is 5 people per State. Except they change it.
There is plan to accomodate DSSC24 in the new Officer Cadet Hostel. It is 1 Storey Building and Its close to completion too. Pray u are not staying upstair. Cos if u dont meet up wit time. Chaaai.

Lol, this sounds Fun and on another hand, Scary! Lol

NaivatcoEcnirp:
Lol. Ask those guys who do SSC at NDA, they will tell you why. Just trust oga Tenderlaw, he knows what he is saying. So do I. You don't want to be in training near those guys I assure you.

Yea, i don't doubt tenderlaw at all. I just wanna know the reason why we wouldn't want to train near them. Am just curious to know bro. Lol

tenderlaw:
Midshipmen have nothing to do with cadets resumption. Rather, it will be better for you if they're not on ground when you resume. Trust me.

With all respect sir. Why is it so?

Is it that if they report with us, they are gonna train us or what? And that their training is deadly? Lol

I need to know so i can start praying against em reporting alongside us.. Lol

stmezico:
True talk my brother...

This Anambra boy. hahaha
I know you o..lol

mikedimeji:
Bros board has not even concluded the selection process, so for anyone to be saying the board has already recommended 5 people per state then u ask is there another board in Abuja or the same board still in Ojo

I believe you bro. They have to conclude at Ojo first before all these Abuja permutations starts taking place

HenriFayol:
I get big influence for NHQ but I have made it known to my oga that I want to pursue other things not naval work.

Guys, I can assure you 101% , if you pass all the screening processes.. Start preparing for onne. Don't doubt me. The board has already recommended 5 people per state

No one knows whether he or she passed the screening.
Some states had 12 people left after eviction. I'm sure those ones don't know yet whether they made it or not.

Actually no path is straight on earth.
I understand all the complaints

And yea, at a point, an officer did complain that the god fathers wouldn't let them sleep.

I think the issue of god fatherism usually come in when the results gets to Abuja.
For all that happened in camp, those officials really tried their best. Its not easy handling files of about 1100 persons in a week.

I don't know how the pain of eviction feels but i must say that the camp officials did their best.
To my other comrades, better chances are coming up.
We only pray to be successful in whatever field we eventually find ourselves.