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Jokes EtcRe: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by emyguz(m): 5:54pm On Jul 25, 2012
I can imagine the look on David's face. Michael is so damn lucky. The lesson I learnt is to be yourself cos you can't be anyone else. Nice one bro keep it up.
ComputersRe: When Android Apps Go Bad : A Security Lesson by emyguz(m): 6:04pm On Jul 22, 2012
As for mua. I am happily engaged with my Nokia 3110c.
No calls for trouble, so far I can read articles, play interesting games, listen to music, make calls and send txt msgs and as well browse the internet, I am satisfied.
Though its beginning to develop faults.

LOLZ
EducationRe: Developing Good Study Habits by emyguz(op): 12:49pm On Jul 15, 2012
While combing a book, its always essential that you jot down the core information you come across. This is because you are quite likely to forget what you are reading but would remember all, once you go through the fundamental issues raised in the book.
While reading a novel, always jot down new words whose meanings you must endevour to find out later. While studying a textbook on science, always jot down formulas and scientific names, and those other things you know, you are likely to forget. While reading arts or history, pen down every date you come across.
This helps you store away the information you can’t really picture in your mind. For instance, when I say that Nnamdi Azikiwe died in 1994, how the hell does one picture that without creating a whole movie?

To actualize your vision, you must be given to revision;

Honestly, even if its just one paragraph you study in a month, intense revision habits will indelibly burn that thing into your mind. Hence, its advisable that you revisit every thing you read in a week, at the end of that week.
Of course, you need not start reading the book all over again. You remember your old Jotter? Simply pick it up and go through it. You’ll discover that you’ve forgotten certain things therein as you skim through it, but don’t bother. It happens to everyone. Simply re-assimilate as much as you can and move on to new topics.

Implement what you read in your life:

This is the greatest difference between a habitual reader, and an unserious one. Implementing whatever it is you’ve read indelibly inscribes that thing on your mind and seriously speaking , forgetting such becomes out of the question.
Once you’ve read how to make a battery, assemble the necessary equipments and make a battery. Once you’ve read about seducing someone, get your fine hat, and get down to business. Once you’ve read about studying like you are doing now, get yourself a book, and start giving it a look!
Deciding to become an avid reader today, or improving your study habits will change your life in and out. And am not speculating. There is a wealth of information out there, looking for people who will harness it, utilize it, and develop it. Why not decide to become a reader today? It only starts with picking up a book you know?

Thanks for stopping by.
EducationDeveloping Good Study Habits by emyguz(op): 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2012
For students, pupils, and even those of us who are already out of school, the need to study effectively from time to time cannot be overemphasized. Studying exposes and sharpens your mind in such a way that you become a totally new person, seeing things from totally different perspectives. It makes you aware of the various mistakes you makein life out of sheer ignorance. It gives you a steep edge on others in any competition, be it a job, or admission into any institution.It makes you stop thinking in the box. It makes you to begin to see yourself in a more respectable light, boosts your self esteem, and recreates your life, so that it becomes a lot more “worth living”.
Now, if one can achieve the almost utopian things mentioned above, through effective study habits then, such habits are worth inculcating, don’t you think? If you care to find outsome guidelines which will help you acquire healthy, effective and enjoyable study habits, you are just on the right page!

Clear Your mind

When you get a book you want to study, as usual, there are bound to be cobwebs of thoughts floating in your mind indiscriminately. You might notice that if you go on reading in that state, after readingthe first few sentences, you catch yourself thinking about something else, and then you jolt back to reality, and drag your attention down to the written text, right? You are not alone in that and that doesn’t mean you cant study either. Its just a most natural phenomenon which can be cured a lot more easily than a light headache.
Now, when you want to study and your mind seems tohave been invaded by all sorts of thoughts, all you need to do is to relax, take deep breaths, set your books aside, and focus on those thoughts for at least ten minutes. By the time you aredown to the 5th minute, you’ll realize you don’t have these thoughts anymore, but you must continue to force yourself to think upon them till the very 10th minute. When you’ve done this, your mind becomes pretty washed up and acute. Reading and assimilating becomes a whole lot more possible!

Enjoy the Process:

reading should not be seen as a duty. It should be inculcated as a habit- just like smoking. Its something you ought to get addicted to. You should always try to look forward to the new things you are about to learn and try to implement them in your life. It might even be advisable to obliterate your study time table. The main thing is toensure that you are always happy, whenever your nose is peering at a book.

Don’t rush anything.

And don’t tell yourself that you must cover thisor that for the day. Eat as much as you can and at intervals, go through the same process of thinking fixatedly on other things so as to cleanse your mind from at intervals.

Read books you can understand:

Honestly, there is no book out there you can’t understand sooner or later, but till sooner or later, you must start with the simple ones and they will lead you to the big ones. Having a nine year old read “The sixth and seventh books of Moses” is like quelling the child’s love for books. The same thing applies to all and sundry.
Always locate and start with the simplest books, or chapters of a book. They are bound to give you tips which would help you understand the more calculus parts.One of the best ways to cultivate an effective reading habit is to start reading short novels. With time, you’ll find yourself reading really big ones. And in a matter of months, you’d be surprised to find pretty eclectic materials in your hands.
Cultivating this habit is going to get better with time. The more books you read, the more developed and receptive your brain becomes.

Always have vivid pictures of what you are reading:

Don’t just see what’s written in a book as things thathappen in other planets but rather, see them as things that happen right next to you. When you are a science student who is preparing for an examination, and you are studying evaporation as a topic, instead of trying to assimilate the words with which one can express what happens during evaporation; picture and assimilate what happens during evaporation. If you are reading a novel,you should not only use the wealth of description therein to create mental pictures of what you are reading; you should also relate them to what you see in real life situations.
A person who reads a lot usually associates each character in any work he reads with a person he knows in person.
Your brain is a lot more receptive to pictures, than to words I tell you. For instance, you’ve often met many people whose names you’ve forgotten, but can you really forget their faces? I don’t think so!

A Pen and book should never be found missing in your hands:
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by emyguz(m): 3:59pm On Jul 14, 2012
kulyie: I love withholding d change when my mom sends me on errand to buy drinks 4 d visitor
Nice to meet my fellow bad guy in the house. Tho i only do that wen I'm in need for money or wen my conscience allows me 8-)
CrimeRe: Septuagenarian Beaten To Death In Ekiti by emyguz(m): 4:12pm On Jul 13, 2012
T-smooth:
Dont argue with fools because people might not know the differnce, so i would keep mute for now because all those haters are F.O.O.LS!!!
And so do we consider you *mumu*.

The award winning f00l of the year goes to you cos you're so damn blind.

You don't think diplomatically.

You need to see a psychiatrist.

Sory, no offence but u started it.

Try and see reasons in what we are saying.

If u are a so called Christian, u shuld emulate the life of Christ.
CrimeRe: Septuagenarian Beaten To Death In Ekiti by emyguz(m): 12:04pm On Jul 13, 2012
HERE IS VANGUARD'S VERSION OF THE STORY.


"How she was tortured in Ekiti palace, by daughter
ADO-EKITI—A 70-year-old woman, Mrs. Rebecca Adewumi, was, yesterday, lynched by a mob in Omuo-Ekiti, Ekiti State, overalleged witchcraft, even as the deceased family petitioned the police, asking for justice.
Narrating the ordeal her mother passed through to newsmen in Ado-Ekiti, the first daughter of the deceased, Mrs. Grace Smith, said her mother was invited to the palace of Olomuo, ObaNoah Omonigbehin, some time last May on allegation that she used her witchcraft power to harm her step-son,one Ola.
“On getting to Olomuo’s palace, the family was askedto come the following day at 6a.m. and on the said day, the palace was full to the brim. She was then asked to UnCloth to the pants, after which a series of questions were asked. My mother was then given a concoction (Oboleave)said to make witches confess and die. My dear mother was told that she would die within seven days if she was involved in Ola’s matter.
Woman forced to drink concoction
“Nine days passed and nothing happened and I left for my base in Lagos. Three weeks after, June 26, some youths in the town went to our house and brought out my mother and forced her to drink a poisonous item. Theythen took her outside into the rain where she was beaten and subjected to serious torture. When she was almost dying they took her back into her room and laid her on the bed. She diedon June 30.
”While she was being beaten, some youths went tothe house of her younger sister, Mrs Anike Orojo, whowas also beaten for daring to cater for her.”
Corpse missing
Grace said of the family members knew the whereabout of the corpse of her late mother.
Commenting on the incident, the state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Sotonye Wakama, said the police got report about the incident and the petition by the family.
The police boss narrated how the state Attorney- General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr. Dayo Akinlaja, contacted him aboutthe issue on the said day. He said nobody had been arrested because no eyewitness to the alleged crime had come forward to identify any suspect.
Wakama said police could notrely on the names listed by the lawyers in their petition because they were not at the scene of the alleged crime.
Wakama said the command would send an ambulance to Omuo-Ekiti to bring the corpse for autopsy at a government hospital in Ado-Ekiti.The police boss said a member of the deceased’s family, who was reportedly an eyewitness, had agreed to come forward and identify the suspects. Hepromised that justice would be done in the matter.
When contacted on phone, Oba Omonigbehin asked reporters to come over to Omuo-Ekiti along with the persons who said they were witnesses to the incident.
Meanwhile, the family’s lawyer, Mr. Dele Omotoso, in a petition dated July 5, to the police, claimed that Mrs. Adewumi was subjected to trial by ordeal. He urged the police to investigate the circumstances leading to her death".

Source > http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/alleged-witchcraft-woman-70-lynched-over-step-sons-ordeal/
CrimeRe: Septuagenarian Beaten To Death In Ekiti by emyguz(m): 11:52am On Jul 13, 2012
T-smooth:
I know why some of u are blabbing, because una mama na witch and una de fear make dem no kill her, God go punish all those dat support witch craft. una mama would be stone to death. I know say my mama no be witch so I got nothing to fear.
I neva knew u were this foolish
CrimeRe: Septuagenarian Beaten To Death In Ekiti by emyguz(m): 11:01am On Jul 13, 2012
We really need to study psychology.
Most of you are stupidly blind to reality.
We just jump into hypothetical conclusions without proper investigations.
Those people who perpetrated the act must be brought to justice.
Have we ever stopped to consider if the poor woman were to be your own mother?
Why then did the children file a report.

I hate religious bigots.
Jokes EtcRe: Answers That Work by emyguz(m): 3:55pm On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
No it a tragedy.
Christianity EtcTop Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian by emyguz(op):
Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. undecided

9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. cry

8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. shocked

7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees! embarassed

6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old. lipsrsealed

4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.” undecided

3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.

2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.


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WebmastersRe: The Truths About Web Designing/Development Business in Nigeria by emyguz(m): 7:13pm On Jun 09, 2012
One thing I need as a greenhorn blogger is the knowledge of writing HTML codes on my blog. I need someone to mentor me.
RomanceRe: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by emyguz(m): 10:46am On Jun 03, 2012
Mynd_44: Welcome to hell my friend. I left that life about 4 years ago(not that I dated then anyway) but your freedom to bring home guest will be kinda cramped
na true talk. Exactly the problem i'm facing at home. I've neva dared to invite any lady to my house. The day I tried, I really regreted it. Smh. Very soon I go enta sch. I'm gonna be partying HARD. #wild child
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LiteratureRe: Thousand Free Occult Books For Study by emyguz(m): 8:03pm On May 06, 2012
Ogaga4Luv: [size=13pt]Hello my Homicide darling sorry i didn't see this my thread after i opened it . VERY sorry for i late respond my dear . I want to tell u that making the decision to Join any Satanic fraternity , society or community from the dept of your heart is the best decision you would ever make in life . I send u infernal greetings from the dark side of life . SATAN would be so proud of u . I cherish your bold move but and would also love to help u achieve that desire . You know it doesn't just work out so easy sometimes for those that are interested to JOIN to gain treasures but not how much they'll be commited to father SATAN the giver of wealth and riches .

Okay , be specific what kind of society are u interested to join? Curiously typing this because i need to know if u have the live or the mind to carry on
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So weird huh
SportsRe: Arsenal To Play Pre-season Friendly In Abuja On August 5th by emyguz(m): 5:26pm On May 04, 2012
bandiejay: hmmn Abuja undecided i hope they wear Bomb proof
na so ooo! Make dem no vex if bomb explode.
BusinessRe: About The Printing Of Recharge Vouchers by emyguz(m): 11:10pm On May 02, 2012
Then wat else?
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Messenger. by emyguz(m): 9:31am On May 01, 2012
+2347069754036
PhonesVarious Ways Of Sending Free/cheap Sms Via Online. by emyguz(op): 6:55pm On Apr 30, 2012
I decided to make this my first post on Nairaland. Though it will be short but I'm sure u'll gain something.

> www.mjoy.com
This site, as some of us may have known, is a kinda social network. But u can send free sms thru it. Just signup on the site and start sendin free sms. U wil be given a limited amount of activity credit but can refill this by clicking on any advert u see on the site.

>biNu
This mobile application is wonderful. When u signup as a member it allows u to send 10 free sms per week. And the things is that they keep giving u 10 sms units every week. U can also chat on the app and do ur facebook stuffs there too. But when sendin sms, sometimes it sends sms with ur fone numba, while sometimes it sends it with a diffrent numba.
U can download the app from www.getjar.com then search for binu.

> Bulk sms
well, this one allows u to send sms with any name as the sender id to many people at the same time. But u have to buy the site's sms bundle unit b4 u can be able to do so. This one is my best cos i use it to make money by sending bulk sms for people. Here are some sites that offer such services www.bbnsms.com
www.expressbulksms.com
www.ogbongesms.com
www.linkosms.com

and so on and so forth.

Thanks y'all.
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PhonesRe: The Best Mobile Chatting Software by emyguz(m): 5:03pm On Apr 30, 2012
Why waste ur money sending the link to them.

No doubt man, you're a scammer otherwise you wouldn't ask them to drop their fone numba.

For those of you who are novices about 2go, here is the website to go and signup www.2go.co.za

follow the instructions wisely and signup. Unless you ate your school fees and cant understand simple english.

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