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hotwax:
Sex is overrated.

Women enjoy it more than men but know how to control their lust.

Men just lust about.

##just too overrated bro, thought I was the only one having this thought...


##no pleasure having an erèction, same thing when you start the thrusting issh, all you do is just to shout and grunt like one lost pig, and at the end,the "so called" pleasure (cùm) is just for a few seconds, after that, you come back to your senses.. ..

love em in "twos" , including babies too..

##congrats Paul..

congrats!!..

Tf!

why should I be calling you everyday biko

#you will get tired of the call eventually, so sure of that..

mehnnn, muna sha!..


#disappear from "muzik" industry just like that..

#happyHoliday..##as for the heartbreak ehen ,"superglue" fall on her o..lol

edwife:
For freeing the table. Less competition to worry about.

Oh Lol.. but they didn't try sha, #asper "ticket_wise"!...

Augiiee:
To all Gunnerz on nairaland, it is with great pain to announce to you that i will be joining Madrid on loan untill Wenger resigns or gets fired #PeaceOut #HalaMadrid

. you are free bro... feel free to join the winning team... we have loads of MAD players, you can choose your hero bro.. .. from now on say no to hypertension...

TRAILBLAIZER:
abeg mark. Ma monikerr toI we go trash any club 4 ucl

LOL.. Nlers una dey hear nw o!!..

#it's okay bro.. you and redbeans laidat!,


Till then!!..

edwife:
Tottenham thank you o.

For what o

redbeans:
the kind of fire in us eh... We never walk alone. Bring on man city. Bring on chelsea. Bring on madrid

hahahah.. baba calm down o!!

#imagine, you call a whole Madrid and fear no grip u!! baba I go too rape u anyhow !!..


#say u beat toothless arsenal no mean say mk u no sabi your mate oga...lolz.. no worry we go jam for champagne na.. I don mark ur monicker laidat!...

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hmmm facially i still can't pick. I like Jolie's facial bone structure. It's very bold, nothing demure or mushy pretty about it. Then again, i like Halle's face too [/color]

lol.. don't be too greedy young lady,


#pick one

Dlordsamurai:
lol no wahala, i know i will 4get to add names, dats y i mentioned idowuogbo.. me and my bae, we love you.

Miss that name mehnnn, idowuogbo!!...

#heard anything bout her tho

No biggie!!

it's good for her to think that way, but no matter what, she will still have to realise that she can't continue to be single for life..


#She should try and get close to some using the "friendship level" and from there she might scan the good and bad ones...



##all the best to her tho!

be happy for the prophet's word my brother, more of a blessing in disguise..


#the act of rejection showed by the girl's parent ain't dope atall, just take your time and don't rush into marriage...


as for the fainting part, tell her to go for a medical "check_up", don't let her use that self_pity attitude cajole you into getting married.

I love you Emyleo, I sure do!

#10,000 just 2 watch bobrisky..
..... Wtf is wrong with some people sef,

#op,don't relate cheating to only one gender..



..any fvcking body can cheat, since it takes to tango!___ the woman obviously is someone else's wife /gf...

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] Oshe Bragest

leave me, a few tools and bobrisky in a room for one hour he will come out a man i swear it

He just needs a reset. [/color]

LOL @tools...

Bro!,Bobrisky issue has passed factory reset o,
#his village people are really Strong mehn!..

Nah!! that's just a flimsy excuse to cheat.

Common sense ain't that common tho!..

thepussyhunter:
hehheh assistant boyfriend too big jareh

the dude is just a intimacy gadget to her
when she need Bleep she calls him and they meet

#I doubt the sex stuff , my bro is just the "side boo" like someone just said..or mayb her "ATM boyfriend"..

chaii!!

#.. I so hate number2 ehen!!..
"Kk", "Nah" "aii" "ohh" "Gm" .. some girls sha!

#op, you try sha..you still dy write "my" gf .lol
You've gat no Gf bro.. you are just the assistant boyfriend..

oh yeah!!,
I like that , werk tha A$$ baby

Lol...

#pastor pastor!! Jedi_Jedi lomo latile!..

Fats everywhere ..



#am sure you will think twice when you see the naked version of that body!

..

#can't imagine the stretch marks and body odour plus "snoring things" at night"..mehnn..that's a big NO for me.

#veryGoodSharpGuy...



...Olga,Olga, you sure it was only key you went to drop in his apartment .. hmmmmm!