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MhizVeronica:
lol I kip laffing and I don't knw wen my nipple sorry dimple disappear

chai op u try sha

Are those tips[s][/s] dimples real

SmellingVagina:
I can bet with my Penniz this is not rape but a motherless girl trying to pull a smart one on NPF dont worry your papa wey fall from palm tree like lizard go soon join you 4cell.

What goes around comes around...you'll get what's coming to you.
Don't be surprised when you going through real Shii and people look at you and go like he's just stunting leave him to rot.

As if police have anything to offer monetary reward wise...and of all people to pull of a rape scam a 15 year old.

How did we even get here?!!

A girl gets raped by a police officer at gun point...do you know how sick and twisted that is!!

If you have nothimg good to say then stfu!!

It's not mandatory to spread folly. Making posts just for a few cheap likes.
Shame on you and those whimps who liked your post.

If you need the court to keep your wife from cheating then we don't need a prophet to tell us why she did it in the first place.
You definitely don't have your shii together.
If it's not the Corper then perhaps the gateman or the cute new neighbor.
Oh and she's in school? Well you my friend are in deep poo
The court can't save you

The picture was alittle shaky but that boy has blue eyes, I am the one next to him and that's mami market sagamu Camp Ogun state. So those shouting edited you can go and rest!

Pillyportions:
For me its not real, look at the position of the blue eyes, it looks like her picture was editied and the blue eyes was inserted.

They are real i saw a boy like this at my camp in sagamu Ogun state.

@Tokyobulls you never replied my mail. Please check your mail and reply.
Thanks

Orikinla:
The only place in Nigeria where there is snow.

Lienus OLieyinka

kennygee:
That's how they'll lust, make a hoe a house wife and start saying "women are all the same, actresses can't settle down".

I ain't calling her a hoe o.

Is it your your lust?

duduade:
For who... Children with no breasts abi

Receive sense!

TokyoBulls:
There is

Hello You have mail.
Thanks

Considering how many times I have dropped this phone, I find it hard to believe your screen just went bad after 5 months..been using mine for 8 months now no worries.
Best phone I've ever used!
If this was a general problem we would have seen other complains. So change the title and tell us precisely what happened rather than the vague explanation you gave above.

mrvitalis:
I think the guy is just looking for attention
A lot of girls do same to me and I don't even confront them

Nigga that's a complement jor

Yeah it's a compliment until one of those girls show up and mess you up saying you got her pregnant or beat her up (when she actually fell down the stairs) then you would know not all jokes are funny.

The only thing I have against the guy is he didn't provide any proof.. A screenshot showing they mentioned him or even a chat showing where he was referred to as their man would have made his point make more sense.

She is black?? Erm my sisters from plateau please come and show these people what black looks like..una never chi chum chin.

ManTiger:
Learn

Because it was drug money...it's you Who needs to learn

Abegiiii Nigerians are too sentimental!
I will keep saying it there's no law that states because I have more money than the next guy I should give to someone that doesn't have.
Giving is not mandatory, I would have found it irresponsible of Kate to just give out money to a fan on social media just cause she asked..
Did Kate make her own money but asking people like Joke Silva for handouts??
Please let's stop this mumu attitude of looking for free money and charging at people over how they choose to live their lives.
The same egg heads shouting she's stingy would regularly pass a beggar on the street and not drop a kobo!
Erm but we are not rich na..well news flash you don't need to be rich to give.
Also what happened to having a sense of humor?? Right she's a celebrity she can't joke again abil

Make nobody vex me this morning oh..

Happy New month people!!
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Place an order today!!
Link to portfolio above
Cheers

Cc: Singapore1

princesscrown:
We don't know what that mug contains, it's might b a cheque ,a scholarship letter, or a car key who knows things happen in different ways, what of d guy dat requested for a car from his father but on his father dieing bed his father gave him a bible not knowing what it's contains, so after many years the boy went back to check d bible his father gave him only for him to c a car key inside with d name of d dealer n he wept, so my people don't b quick to judge in a hury. Thanks

Car key inside Bible erm it's too early abeg I'll comment on this after work

Bollinger:
Na hunger de influence your thought process. You go school go win gift for graduating? Which kain people be dis?

What is worth doing is worth doing well.. He never asked for the gift neither did he study hard so he'll get a gift but at the same time it's not befitting to be given a mug for such feat.
I personally wouldn't even leave that venue with the mug...I don't like carrying load upandan
A handshake would have been better than a mug that wasn't even wrapped!

While y'all are arguing back and forth some nigga is copying that chicks phone number to say "Elo bae"

My advice is this leave that street corner. There are jobs online for crying out loud. I am amazed when I notice purple who studied Comp. Sci can't find basic solutions to laptop issues, change a phone imei, flash a Rom, etc
I studied accounting but today my earnings are completely online while I do my service...I conveniently earn a 6 figure income monthly. No I didn't have any special advantages, I once thought facebook was a book with people's faces in it (like a yearbook).

If you study something and your heart isn't in it you will struggle with it.
I never gave up my quest for internet success.
I remember buying my first modem before I had a laptop..I always used it with my desktop at home and whenever am in school I ask my friend to allow me use his PC for awhile to check up stuff online.

I can go on and on....you need to wake up!!!! Oppurtunities abound just look around.

If I had the strength I woulda added her up and mentored her but I don't have that strength..

I wish her luck tho

mrsage:
Cool

Hello Mrsage,
Thanks for stopping by. I noticed you put up an ad for Animation for your business, if you still require the video I would love the opportunity to work with you.
I can be reached on whatsapp via the phone number I dropped in one of my posts above.


Regards
Mr 3ncrypt

No response from the community??
This is a perfect way to boost your business at such a period of economic crunch!
Looking forward to hearing from you!

Regards!
Mr 3ncrypt

CC: lalastica, ladyF, ymodulus, shinaf, truckpusher (is there even a moniker like that?) erm which other name again all the ones I can think of are romancelanders hepp me with mentions oh!
Thanks

A few questions must have crossed your mind..
Whiteboard eh? What does that even mean?
Well a whiteboard video is a style of video animation where characters animation and text are used to communicate a message on a whiteboard.
Okay..so how is this different from powerpoint?
Power point is pretty basic...the best analogy I can use is that power point is like a black and white TV while whiteboard is like colored TV. You could watch the news on both but you would much rather watch it on a coloured TV no?

Okay.. So it's better than PowerPoint. But wait oh do Nigerians actually use this service?? I haven't really seen it around much!

Ofcourse they do! GT bank has one playing in their banking hall, First bank has one on their ATM..Businesses are catching on fast..If you are a MyTV subscriber you would have seen the one rave TV has!

Hmmm so what format do you deliver in?
Standard delivery is in .Mp4 720p high quality
Other output formats available and 1080P HD

Alright how much does this cost?

Costing varies depending on a few factors, these include the proposed video length, request for voice over, request for script, request for use of pre-recorded footage in the video, timing of delivery (rushed delivery) final output format, preferred animation style etc.

So what are you trying to say?

To give accurate costing I would need a brief of your video needs.

Contact details
Email: freelancer3ncrypt@gmail.com
BBM: 5933F57F

Oga you just dey talk since where sample of the video dey na shuu?

Apologies here is a link to one of my portfolios
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/1klhebygucrja36/AAAGIM56iYnVN51nGdXEk-8Va?dl=0

Looking forward to working with you.
Regards
Mr 3ncrypt

Greetings people of Nairaland!!
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Hell no!
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Questions are welcome

sinorte:
I know this isn't funny but it's just a stark revelation of how foolishly many of us have been hiding behind that worn-out mantra of "only if I had enough capital I'd have made some meaning investments". The truth of the matter is that many of us don't have the slightest idea of what to do with a few thousands naira speak less of a couple of millions. The reason for this I wouldn't know. May be we've just become shallow-minded and idea-bereft by our routine 8am to 4pm commitments.

I am now an advocate of having the investment ideas first even before the capital comes.

Now , here it is. I have 2million naira,but no business or investment ideas. If you've got one, I'd gladly accept for free. But if the plan is solid enough that you feel it shouldn't go for a fee, I'd gladly pay after critical reviews.

Thanks

Hello did you finally settle for any of the businesses? If yes, which and would you be updating the thread with your progress.
Thanks
Mr Encrypt

BeeBeeOoh:
Adonno why some fans no dey get chill

Because they are fans not air conditioners

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] An utter load of dog sh**t..
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Please please don't make me burst out laughing..I can't afford to embarrass myself

rolexsms:
hey dude what do you have to say about this account please http://fiverr.com/reviewspecial

Change your profile picture..it's just not presentable..either use a plain well lit picture of you or use something related to your niche.
In about you section remove "strive to be honest" You are practically saying i am naturally dishonest but I'll try to be honest with you.
Also include a call to action, something like check out my gig's today, place an order and let me take care of your problems, your solution is just am order away etc.

Your account name suggests you intended going for reviews but that didn't pan out.. I would suggest you get a couple reviews on that gig just to balance things out..

I haven't gone through the descriptions of your gigs as I am currently on mobile but when I do I'll let you know if I see anything else.
Just incase I don't get around to doing that soon. Check your gig description for keywords related to your niche ensure you have enough in there. Make sure you use the right tags (check top rated sellers and use their tags).

Cheers!

gurunlocker:
Now you don't know what they are saying here, it's not about positive rating but "delivered on time" rating, gerrit?

What is this one saying..since when do buyers see that statistics? The delivered on time percentage not rating is meant to guide you on managing your deliveries. It doesn't reflect on your profile
The ratings that matters are your positive rating and perhaps response time.

PS: There's no law that says he has to take my advice so y'all can do as you please.

khassy:
And you want his ratings to drop abi

Nothing will happen to his ratings...I didn't start fiverr today.I left an order for three weeks while in camp and that didn't stop me from being an 100% positive rating level two seller.

abbeynoni:
Hello my people.... Pls help!
1 just got one $20 order from a buyer and the time frame on my gig is 24 hours but due to the volume of the job, the buyer advice I modify the time frame of the order. Please how is that possible cuz to be honest it's not a job I can deliver in 24 hours. Please help.

just tell the buyer to ignore the late delivery message and delivery when you are done.
Cheers!