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wetin no b ur own no b ur own .

ok

lol

is that one a snake .... mtcheeew

see menz face

Social Media is King I went to first bank Navy town this morning to replace my debit card, and I met this very saucy customer care attendant. I got into this bank at about 8:15am( I feel nobody should be frustrated by dis time of the day). And I Greeted her " Good morning Madame"; she immediately replied me; " Av seen you, go and sit down". My God! I was so embarrassed but I still didn't want to exchange words with her dis morning, But wait!!!!!, my ego was at stake here....


So I brought out my tiny phone from my pocket, logged in my twitter app and twitted @firstbankngr... " This was the tweet- "am @ur navy town branch and a certain atm customer care attendant I greeted good morning replied me "Av seen u". This is bad!" Then I felt Av been able to vent my anger on my fone without even expecting any response.


Behold brethren, exactly 2 mins later, the manager came down and said to all the customer care attendant " All of you check your system, Av just been notified from Head office to resolve dis situation, " who among u attended to dis customer?". "Seriously i have to give credit to first bank- "THAT WAS SUPER -RESPONSIVE". No one said anything, all of Dem in fear, including my saucy customer care attendant. He said, "you all must produce this person"... Its just 5mins ago, which means this person is still in this banking hall".... Lol, I was just looking at all the drama just a single tweet can cause, I couldn't tell the manager am the customer because it could cause a job loss.


So I kept my cool, collected my atm and left the banking hall in total confusion btw the manager and his lower staffs. I later tweeted @firstbankngr dat I felt the feedback while I was in d banking hall.

Lesson learnt; if you are a customer care attendant don't u ever tink u can talk to pple the way u like, pple are now active u knw, don't u ever underestimate the power of the social media. I decided to tweet without my name,and my tweeter handle has no link to my acc name, so I just saved you ur job " saucy attendant"....

o p. if I tell u say I understand ur post na lie

Has anyone gone to the ministry of foreign affairs, Abuja for documents authenticity? I want to legalise my documents and I need someone to tell me how to go about it at the MFA. Please, urgent response is needed as I am planning to go there soon.

mine came out DAT same day.64 pages. 30k. @ gwagwalada

for my I will simply call the police. cos if eventually u r un away and get caught , ur case na sorry o

Rayhandrinni:
Guy its a sore sight o....,both the hotel n you are in deep shitt

i work in a hotel

been to cells twice

the first was on my birthday, they drugged the guy and took off with his car...the bastard car owner told 12's i conived with the thiefs to drug him

Chaaaaai
Spent my birthday in a cell with some He-goats who were just sleeping anyhow...feeling at home



the second, i wont tell what i did wrong...i sha spent 7hours in there

thinking why i lost guard
guy, i was screaming internally, i was self destructing

chai, that place isnt meant for humans o

, and i cant leave cos the money here is too much

dats why I cannot work in an cos d drama their is just too much. sorry bro

megareal:
An admirer from years back told me it happened to him. The girl died in his house and was a regular girlfriend not some side chick.

He jejely carried himself go report for police station because he knew the police were a better alternative to the girl's parents.

By the time her parents were through with him, his life had changed. He married the corpse of the girl and performed all traditional marriage rites and then sponsored her burial. He only escaped being killed because the parents after some spiritual enquiries realised his hands were clean.

what a sad experience. I pity the dude sha... it can happen to anybody

nice one

I have been having this thought in mind for a very long time.


You take a girl to an hotel room to have some fun. After the whole stuff, you guys slept off and you woke up to see her dead already . What is going to be your next move.

1.To leave the hotel room and run away, not minding of any facts that you might be traced .


2. Report yourself to the hotel security and wait for the police to come pick u up.


Which ever option one has to choose , one has place considerations about the very fact that Nigeria has a very poor judicial system and poor Detectives .

So tell me if you ever fall into something like this what are you going to do??

After viewing things like dis , to sleep at night becomes a problem.

I thought ghost do slap.. That guy needs a very hot slap.

princeofpeace22:
yes

OK. Can u gv me ur Email address

princeofpeace22:
ok welcome in advance

Are you in UAE?

Very soon I will be moving to UAE , I will be needing help from you guys.

Nairalanders in Dubai let's meet.

madness loading ......95%

geni340:
its possible for u to still hv HIV, dont roll out d drums just yet. dias somfin called 'window period' during which d virus may evade tests. U still hv to go for test in some wiks time to be conclusive..
Who knows u just might come out positive. sex with benue geh wifout condom ba ure in soup my broda.

lol sis. and that was 8 months ago.. I did research and calculations before the test.

adorablepepple:
Advice yourself first, next time the result will be positive if you don't abstain

no b lie

Shinapraise:
Pls bro how much is the kit and where can I get it in lagos send info to me on shinapraisea@gmail.com

Am not in Lagos. Go to any govt registered pharmacy . #1500

mehn!! it was not easy going for HIV test after having series of HIV symptoms . Devil knows how to manipulate your mind and body. Friends have told that I have HIV and all that , I became very afraid .The girl that I had unprotected sex with is from Benue which i discovered later , and you know that Benue is no. 1 in that list. I started having HIV symptoms e.g

1 . Loss of weight : Before I had an unprotected sex , I was weighing 90 kg but after some months I rechecked and it was 86.6 . It was not easy for me and my friends noticed it .

2. Rash: That same period I noticed rashes on my hand and back. And it is also a symptom of HIV ..

3. Joint pain: I started having pains in my joints , etc.


Then , I finally concluded that I have HIV but I was very scared for Test. That alone gave me nightmares and sleepless nights until I summoned courage to do HIV test .

First , bought the HIV kit and I did the test on my own ,it was negative , I did not believe it until I did a test today in a govt hospital and it is negative. I thank God.

My Advice , always use condom , never believe what any body say about you. God has the final say . Thank for reading. God

God bless you.

Mehn .... Dis stuff is getting serious , I even saw her in my dream last night. She was very angry for posting the story online.

Anitateddy:
How can you kiss a girl at your first meeting?

its normal amongst guys

MrBrownJay1:
What a foolish post... You should 1st learn how to kiss, and when you do, go back and fukc that babe well well, and possibly get your sense back.

Hoes are everywhere, this one was kissing you to the point that spit got in your mouth (big deal), and you ran away with your dikc between your leg.

You are a disgrace to manhood!!!! You either stay home and read your bible, OR go clubbing and meet babes that are down for a good time. Choose your team, instead of making us look incompetent.

MrBrownJay1:
What a foolish post... You should 1st learn how to kiss, and when you do, go back and fukc that babe well well, and possibly get your senses back.

Hoes are everywhere, this one was kissing you to the point that spit got in your mouth (big deal), and you ran away with your dikc between your legs.

You are a disgrace to manhood!!!! You either stay home and read your bible, OR go clubbing and meet babes that are down for a good time. Choose your team, instead of making us look incompetent.

MrBrownJay1:
What a foolish post... You should 1st learn how to kiss, and when you do, go back and fukc that babe well well, and possibly get your senses back.

Hoes are everywhere, this one was kissing you to the point that spit got in your mouth (big deal), and you ran away with your dikc between your legs.

You are a disgrace to manhood!!!! You either stay home and read your bible, OR go clubbing and meet babes that are down for a good time. Choose your team, instead of making us look incompetent.

SHM .. my prayer for you " may u never meet such girl"

please u guys help me.

yes.. she is from Edo.. school at uniben .

Please am in need of help ASAP before I loose my mind. I went partying last Friday with some friends (Guys). Due to the fact that we were just Guys we decided to go after random girls so as to make the night interesting .

We sited some ladies seating alone and decided to approach them, my friends went before me , the girls accepted to hang out with us, me been a shy guy I was reluctant in speaking to any. My friends mounted pressure on me so I talked to one and she responded nicely.

After taking some drinks ,we decided to leave our friends and stay alone, we chatted for about 30mins . She told me her name , her state house address etc. I became relaxed and we bonded so quickly. I collected her number .

Things became very intense , so we left the party and headed to a nearby hotel, I paid , went into the room, then we started kissing, in that process I felt something more like a sensation moving through my throat down to my stomach.

I became very afraid at that moment and I told her that I was no longer interested . she became angry and left. I went back to to my friends and I realized Dev left for .


I went back home , I slept off. The most scary part of it is that I saw this same girl in my dream and threatened to deal with me for having refused her. for the past five days now I have been dreaming about this girl with different acts. I have been feeling an awkward movement in my stomach as if something is bitting me.

I really need help I have been to different prayer houses and they are I really need to find the girl. I went to the address she gave to me, to my greatest surprise the address is an empty land. her phone number has been switched off .

Her friends don't seems to know anything about her .. right now am dead .

I need help

too long op.. person wey go commit suicide go still commit suicide.. if u like write novel.

contact if interested.