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I travelled recently for Christmas been fully aware of the poor network in my village (Glo is ok). I wanted to subscribe so as to do some stuff online. I quickly rushed out to buy 1,000 worth of Glo cards, but the shop owner didn't have a 1,000 but 200 in 5, so I agreed to buy the cards, having the thought of scratching 5 cards instead of just one made me depressed. OK I rushed home remove my clothes and started scratching d cards. D first one I over scratched it so some figures could not be seen. I tried d second d same thing. O Boi. For dis recession. I tried scratching d third card, dis time very gently d same thing happened. Could u imagine out of 1000 managed to load 200. I quickly called Glo cc dey said I should go to dier office. From where am staying to dier office will cost 700 naira. JUST IMAGINE

am really confused here. so nobody can help dis poor op nt even d poster above me



k. let me help u....o shit I jst forgot dat I am cooking..jst ask d poster below me.

Alomo bitters is undoubtedly one of the fastest selling brands in Naija. Some claim it cleanses the system, some say it is an "enhancer", while a number of people like me only drink it because it is a cheap way of getting high. My story begins this past Saturday night. I was just scrolling through my phone to see which of my friends i would be scamming for the weekend. I came upon a phone contact of a friend of mine who i knew loved car racing games (i had the recent "need for speed most wanted 2015), so i just called him and said ... "Mr man, i can get you the latest need for speed, all i would need in return is 2 bottles of small alomo and 2k suya from yahuza..... and just as i expected, my guy accepted the deal.


I was at his place by 4pm on sunday and before i entered his house, i told him to show me the alomo and suya (while i was still outside)cus i no really trust anyone. He showed me the alomo and suya, i collected the package and i went inside. I drank 1 alomo with a bottle of sprite and i offered him the second alomo, but he told me he was not really feeling fine and didn't feel like drinking. I just drank the 1 bottle and went home happy cus i scammed the guy (i would have given him the game free of charge, but wanted to just test my luck).


Woke up on monday morning and went to work. Around 10 am, i noticed i was feeling feverish, i had to put the A.C off, but i was still shaking. Next thing, one kind head ache start, mywhole body was heavy and i had to be going to the toilet to pee every 3 mins. At first i thought it was because of the change in weather, but it kept getting worse. By 2pm, i couldn't see well again and as a typical Nigerian, i started suspecting i had been poisoned or jazzed.


Am not the type that likes taking drugs so i just lay in the office and started asking for forgiveness for all my sins (in case i died), that was when i started overhearing some other colleagues discussions. One of them drank alomo over the weekend and threw up for almost 6 hours. The other also said he watched on news where they raided a fake alomo manufacturing lab in Lugbe (Abuja). I then called my friend and asked him what was the last thing he did before falling sick ..... he said he drank alomo with some friends.


It was then i knew that it was the alomo i drank that was messing my system up. I rushed home and drank a cup of palm oil (proven to counter poisoning), and licked 2 oranges. All i did all through the night was sweat and piss. E be like say i piss reach 200 times sef. I finally got relieved this morning and i am getting stronger. The bottom line here is that people have found out that alomo is a great market mover. Instead of buying 2 bigstout, people would prefer dring one alomo and any soft dring of their choice. It is far cheaper and you would steal get the same high level (if not more). Because of the rush for the product, some people have started faking it, and these fake ones are poisonous. I drank only one bottle and i almost died, what if i had drank the second? I also learnt that they fake the small bottles the most. Also look out for where you buy anything you drink (be it alomo or soft drink) because there are so many fake stuffs out there. I also feel that people caught faking products (food, drink or drugs) should be executed, because many souls must have gone by taking such fake products.

I would also appreciate if you could also share some of your experiences.

r I p to d dead . always insist on GOd is good motors GIGM dats d best in Nigeria.
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COLLECTION OF PROVERBS 1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.


2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.


3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.


4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.


5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.


6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.


7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.


8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.


9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.


10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.


11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.



12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.




13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together. Which number is your favorite?

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d guy on red jersey

The 4th picture....dat guy on black shirt and black short get sense, he gave d snake 8 yards gap incase d snake mistakenly wakes up.

3 point man

i jst asked my kid sis ...she said is linky linky

Although getting a girl's number is not one of the easiest things to do in the
world, following up on her after getting her number is actually a more difficult
thing to do. Many guys usually get it wrong at this stage and if you get it
wrong, your chances of winning the girl over is almost zero.
Let's look at it this way. If you succeed in
getting a girls number, what should you do when you get home? Here are the
options you're faced with.
1. Call her immediately
2. Call her the next day
3. Wait a few days before you call her
Let's take a look at the three options.
Call Her Immediately
The advantage of this is that you will be following up on her when you're still
"fresh" on her mind. If she liked you when you met her and got her number,
speaking to her a few hours later won't be a bad idea.
The disadvantage is that you will appear desperate. It will look like you don't
have a life and women, especially the beautiful ones do not like that.
Call Her The Next Day
The advantage is that you will still be on her mind the next day. That will
encourage the "flow" that started the previous day.
The disadvantage is that you will still appear desperate. If she is a beautiful
woman, she will likely have lots of guys falling over themselves to speak to
her. If you call her the next day, you will simply join the list of "desperate"
guys.
Call Her Days Later
The advantage here is that you will appear to her as someone that is not
desperate to have her. It will look like you have a life (you should) and that is
what women like. By calling her days later, you will be telling her that you
won't be calling her (and bugging her) all the time if you eventually end up
dating her.
The disadvantage is that there is a chance she would have forgotten about
you. If she is a beautiful girl, a lot of other guys would have approached her
and we cannot expect her to remember all the guys she meets.
If we look at the three options above, the best bet is the third option. You
have more to gain than to lose. When you call her eventually, just let her know
you're the guy that she met a few days ago. Tell her the number you're calling
with is your number and that she can call you up if she'll like to. Be brief with
your discussion. Make her believe you have a lot to do and make sure you
hang us before she does.
Give her space before you call her again. Never put pressure on her. Be laid
back. Be arrogant. Be confident. You will have a better chance with her with
this approach.

just recently, i saw a gook lookinggal that i have been crushing on .due to d fact that i have been very busy and i cant create a convo wit her , i decided to write down my number on sheet of paper and pass it over to her which i did successfully .The problem here is dat she hav"nt called me . i dnt really knw if dat method is cool. i really need d females to comment on dis.

Mehn! she looks like a mad woman.. i can see charcoal stains on her face

d last time i carried pocket knife, a police man searched me and found d knife on me . i spent 3 days in p station ...vowed neva to try dat again. so , to all those thaat wants to go abt with weapons goodluck.

SHAKITIBOBO

mirabeldesmond:
u look Cotonou. how can i tell wen dat pix is blurry as hell

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

mirabel take am easy

Been ugly has no benefit...u think say I dey lie ask OBJ

Keep d laughter coming

A very good friend of mine who is older than I am laughed at me all through last week simply because I asked a friend out (toast) and she said NO , this made my friend to laugh at me because I have been boasting about her...

Fast forward to yesterday,,, the same friend of mine proposed to his girlfriend and she said NO . This had made my friend to go gaga. I don't want really laugh at him.

Please guys help me laugh my friend

Few days ago me and my friends were chillin in my street, all of sudden i saw a female friend of mine in the other part of the street, so i waved to her and signalled her to come over to the other part of the road were me and friends were sitting.

Unfortunately, when she approached us and was exchanging pleasantries with my other friend, i noticed that her trouser was torn and exposing her buttocks, the worst part of it is that she was'nt wearing a pant.

Her ass was almost out and she never noticed. My friends saw this and started laughing at her, and i was forced to laugh too, because the scene was very funny. After spending like about 5 mins with us and frequently turning around to show us that she has a big ass.

My friends were seriously laughing, one of my friends laughed his life out and almost fell on the floor. I felt bad, so i called her aside and told her wat has happened.

She felt bad, and i quicky gave her my shirt to tie around her waist. She went back home and since then she had never spoken to me ,blaming me for the whole incident.claming that i knew that her was torn and i never cared to tell her on time

Am feeling vry sad. Pals please advice me on wat to do

Am guilty of no. 12, i once tried that and it even made d gal to reject me thinking am not man enough.

Chai!! that mean say dis my new gal no lyk me ooo oo

Ethereal0110:
They are just admiring your body structure and nothing more, the one that stares @ u and wont look away is like ur fan, she probably just wants 2 be ur friend and nothing more..... Just try and say hi to her & stylishly ask her if she knows u frm somewhere, if she wants 2 knw why u asked tell her u noticed she looks @ u alot....,, dont be rude, just make friends and put dating aside for now.... *Often time i find myself in your shoes too* because of some features i have.*

Ethereal0110:
They are just admiring your body structure and nothing more, the one that stares @ u and wont look away is like ur fan, she probably just wants 2 be ur friend and nothing more..... Just try and say hi to her & stylishly ask her if she knows u frm somewhere, if she wants 2 knw why u asked tell her u noticed she looks @ u alot....,, dont be rude, just make friends and put dating aside for now.... *Often time i find myself in your shoes too* because of some features i have.*

Ethereal0110:
They are just admiring your body structure and nothing more, the one that stares @ u and wont look away is like ur fan, she probably just wants 2 be ur friend and nothing more..... Just try and say hi to her & stylishly ask her if she knows u frm somewhere, if she wants 2 knw why u asked tell her u noticed she looks @ u alot....,, dont be rude, just make friends and put dating aside for now.... *Often time i find myself in your shoes too* because of some features i have.*

really! Mayb i will take correction from nw hence fort

Hey. My name is enedo, i have been having a little problem with the opposite sex. I heard girls in particular always flash their green lights by using eye contact and other means. Well, that form of green light always turn out to be red light to me.

A girl in my crescent always look at me and as well smile when i look at her too. It continued to happen for a very long time , so , i go the wrong impression that this girl had crush on me. I decided to respond to her body language by making her my friend and subsequently asking her out, i got the shoker of my life, she told me no that she can't date me and many others.


That is one among many other experiences between me and girls concerning eye contact, and it have all ended with '' sorry we can't date" . Is not as if am ugly o, am tall, average looking and well built with a sexy body structure.


Currently a girl in my faculty in school don dey look my like die, the funniest part of it all is that she won't stop looking at me even if i look at her too. She dey look me like mad, she dey always one raise convo with me but i dey always ignore. Wheneve r she sees my she always want to come close.

I don't want to create any form of friendship btw me and her becouse of my previous experience.

Ladies in the house when you look at a guy consistently what does it conote.

Guys have u had any similar experience before please share with us.

Please no bashing..Tnx.