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no fish in the soup

is someone drunk posting?

MrCork:
...anyways, bak to the thread before been rudely intarupted by that Nigeria Russia wannabe boy. Guys so wot do u think? I will be coming back to that Nigeria in April though so pls advise!

mrPrick, how is that supposed to be our business?

Genea:
my guy loves it dat way

Yes for now he does... untill a big yanshed lady grabs him

lordraiden:
no sir,u are a fūcknizer

mtcheeew

I tell them I'm only interested in sex...
Am I still a womanizer

Godtillwhen:
Don't want to go into details. ....but this babe is hurting badly..... can't stop crying....I try to be strong.....but is not happening. ....I just need tips to heal....I don't wanna cry again...please can anyone help me heal....plzzzzzz

I think a puppy would help... get one

Genea:
nah don't put it dat way,its not flat jooor but moderate

k...you need to do sth about it because we like them big

The op needs to get laid immediately

old news

[color=grey]They go for the richest one...assuming they are equally good in bed [/color]

turning water to wine

Chidonc:
Op, hw many times have I wan u 2 leave nikiminaj g~string alone, dis wat made u 2 fail jamb lst yr

Mrkc:
we have been together for close two two months....i always care for her all the time...but there is this name she always call my pu§§y love but the painful part is that i have not see her pus§y....pls what does pu§§y love mean?

[color=grey]it means you are a pusssy...You are even a more bigger pusssy for asking such a pusssy question [/color]

jerrymej:
No allowed me send you to prison of love so that I go get rest here o! Ah

[color=grey]I'd love to be captured by love abeg where the prison dey?[/color]

[color=grey]is someone drunk posting? [/color]

jerrymej:
Half of half of half sef I never use from her!

She sef the hail for that side say I no the too chop too much.

[color=grey]as you dey chop allow the guy to chop too don't pray againt it lets always be our brother's keeper [/color]

[color=grey]i wear them all the time! I'm wearing one now...and I'm not having sex....better safe then sorry[/color]

[color=grey]If you haven't figured it out yet, when a woman says she wants a NICE guy she is saying that she wants the guy she finds attractive to be nice. Attractive first nice second, they will take attractive and rude over ugly and nice. Men do the same thing, a woman's personality is of no value if we don't find them attractive.[/color]

[color=grey]This thread taught me nothing[/color]

jerrymej:
You no fit see her sef! Na only God know her!

What you'll do for me is to be praying that that dude shouldn't finish every thing in her!

[color=grey]are you not asking too much? because the girl you're with now, I'm sure you have finished everything in her [/color]

jerrymej:
Hmmm, am such concern about my future. I don't how the persons that she's just whiling away time with is treating her! My mind tell's me she's not treated well. God please speak to her to locate me early so that she 'll got saved in my arms! Am so worried that the guy might have been taken advantage over her due to the fact that she'll not be the mother of his kid.


God please to something oo.

And see how I the treat person future wife with love and a passionate care as if am the one to marry her!

So worried!!! If any thing should happen to her, I swear I no forgive that person (guy) oo.

[color=grey]what exactly do you want us to do for you? To find your future wife and tell her to stop nyanshing that dude? [/color]

[color=grey]I'm a hypocrite. I'll tell my teenage daughter that she should wait. I'll tell my teenage son he should wait. However, I didn't when I was their age. I remember my teacher when I was 19 and he told me of that age old wisdom that we pass on to our kids and other generations...."Do what I tell you and not what I do or have done"
At your age, just wait. By the time you
meet the man of your dreams, it will be
worth the wait.[/color]

Genea:
no sir,I was absent wen it was being shared

so, you have flat yansh

tpiah99:
Is this thread from today?

it was from tomorrow