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papindinho: hmmn

rozzay: OP how handsome nd gud is he lemme have his no so I can help him find one

Truckpusher: Silly boy

That was funny anyway.

Truckpusher: Why is your face like that, you get epilepsy?

Truckpusher: It is easier said than done

Truckpusher: You will soon care when you find out that your best friend is fuccking your woman.

Truckpusher: Sadist.

Keep manhandling them while her assistant boyfriend and your neighbors keep doing the real job.

You think sex is punishment........then you're wasting your precious time, it's akin to flogging a dead man.

Flowtry: I used to be a guy with very low self esteem.I thot yu need to be handsome and have some stellar qualities to woo a babe.Until I discovered in the Bible that we're made in God's Image hence we are "good"
Thus began a process m still working more than twenty years later!
I met this pretty ebony damsel who works in a drycleaning company in area I work. Each day I pass by her shop on my way to the buka, I'd make a mental note to ask for her number. I've gotten her name on one of my numerous "passings", had become aquainted with her; what was left was to get her number and the game is on but alas I delayed until she left.
It hurts but I've made a mental note to avoid this kinda disappointment.
Have you had similar experiences or success stories.Let's hear it. You just might be someone's lifeline..

cocoberry: I'm a total definition of sexy! Beauty, Brain, Banging Body!

Luckygurl: Enough with the bashing.
She already apologised.

Pinkytracy: Hey


you people can send as much pms as you like now

I'll reply as much as possible

I just opened a particular email address for that lol

Rahmas: Ow.... Blushing. My first mention on this forum, also my first post. Thanks jammyunn. Still finding my way around.

MissYuzedo: I thank god 4 my fine face

LaurinaDavid: You invite a girl to your house, you offer her a drink.
After a while you make your move, you start by touching her legs,
smiling STUPIDLY, you try to kiss her but she refuses,
you try to make her sleep with you and she refuses,
then you ask her the very stupid question
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A BABY

Why would you ask such a stupid question


Secondly, you ask a girl out (that's to date you) she tells you she has a boyfriend and she cannot DOUBLE DATE,
then you ask the stupid question, ARE YOU NOT AN ADULT

What's that for



Finally, you've been sleeping with her without a con.dom for 3wks now,
on the fourth week, she tells you she's pregnant,
then you ask the rotten question



WHO'S THE FATHER




***NOTE****

So because she refused to sleep with you, she's a baby, but when she let's you ve your way, you would go tell your friends '' na freeway be that ooooo, i drive 200km|h.... Then, she refused to be your girlfriend because she already has a boyfriend then you advice her to double date later you would open your smelling mouth to say '''She's lose.... Finally, after fucccking her with no condom repeatedly you asking who the father is, how daft are you, or your sperrm nor dey fertile

WHY DO MOST GUYS BEHAVE THIS WAY

Please explain these actions

majalisa: probably cos u can't handle d competition of going out with d beautiful ones

MizMyColi: Why?