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Andyblaze:
hi,pls i am writting to u guys in other for u to advise
me on wht to do abt this matter am abt to share with
u.i happened to be european base guy,it happens
that i married to a white woman b4 getting my
document.nd since have gotten the document the
women Always look suspicious on me dat i have a
wife in nig,though i am married in Nigeria.but ther is
a particular lady in my family dat added this white
lady on facebok,nd this lady never added me,she
went ahead nd narrated a lot of things abt me to the
woman,to the extent that,she told her nt to give me
paper,she also told her i have a big house in nig,also
a car dealer,nd to crown it loud,she told her i have a
wife in nig,nd i confronted her,the so call lady denied
it.she is my bro wife,she has killed me,pls help me.nd
my white woman confessed to me nd even show me
the conversation.pls good advice





#BITG

BoombaMaster: Pls...am in2 a relationship wth som1 but ever since I
saw 1 girl that hav dsame 'lepa" stature wth her in
church..my mind longs for dis new girl & my gf is
alway wth me in church.To make it worst dis same
new babe always eye me.abeg make una tell me how
I go take collect her no.


#BOOMBA

macklef: Dang!! Scrolling thrrough her pictures can be a real life saver.

Amidst angels she is definately ''The most outstanding''

tobiboss: Good evening nairalanders.
8months ago, my end of discussion had a flat tire and i was running late for work, so i had to take public transport(okada) to work, i did not like it at all, the bike man carried another person that sat at my back who didn't smell too good. While going back home i decided to use a taxi, thinking that i was the only one who was going to sit at the front sit of the cab. I saw one and got in, not long after driving for a while the driver stopped and picked up other passengers, then this girl(i've seen her around my estate once or twice) opened the front door and asked me to move, i looked at her for a while then looked at the driver who started asking me to be quick about it, that he had not parked properly, i did as he asked, slightly angry though(cos i thought i was gonna be sitting alone) but since she's hot i didn't mind anymore.
When she got in she greeted and i responded. Not long after, i noticed she was starring at me, i cleared my throat, then she said sorry, that i looked familiar, then i said oh, and looked away. Shortly afterwards, she brought her fone out and opened the dial menu, but did not dial anything **i was thinking she was gonna ask me for my number** then she told me "you have a hot body" thinking it was part of her scopes so as to hook up and since she was not bad looking and i was happy to let her lead i smiled and told her "thank you, you too", then she asked if i had i heard what she said(then i realized i was putting on a sleeveless shirt and she too was wearing a sleeveless top and understood what she meant) then i said "ohh" and shyly looked away, i could see her smiling(mockingly) just before i looked away, seconds later she said "well after looking at you, you're not bad either", then i smiled and told her thank you.
We gisted for a while and exchanged numbers and agreed to hang out the next day.
This is our 7th month together and our wedding is next month

rafhell: chewing stick

icebebe: *While you were ignoring me
on whatsapp,facebook,bbm, ..he was giving
me his
attention.
* While you were out with your friends he
was with me.
* While you couldn't take my
calls he phoned me.
* While you were busy, he was
giving me all of his time
* While you were not
available he gave me his shoulder to Lean on
* If you want to know how he
took me, it was like taking a candy from a baby.
* While you were never there
for me, he offered to spend some tıme
wıth me..omg!
* While you slept without
sending me a text he wrote me a poem telling
me how cute i am.damn!
* The more he made me smile
the more he won my heart*smiles*.
* The more he gave me joy the more useless
you
became to me.hehehe
*i didn't cheat on you..i
got tired of your BS.
* If you must know you lost
an angel and he found me on the way home
*i tried to phone you to give
you one last chance but as usual you
never listen so i gave him what was yours too bad man
* he learned to listen to me
* he learned that smaller things makes one
happy
* Most of all he learned to love me the way
i wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For
Granted, BecauseThat Someone you taking for
granted Somebody ıs
praying to be wıth him/her .
What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone wıll
Look at that person Like
they are The Best Thing In The World...

Fargbaba: Sometimes,people thousand of miles away can make you feel better than some one right beside you..
I cud remember the first picture of yours I sighted,was wandering if u are really for real!
Those hips were killing,that shape is sumtin else,kip wondering y u removed d pic,it seems u gat it all,cute eyes,kissable lips,hot legs,nice and simple hair,light make up!
U are my dream woman!
So sad you are married!
Nairalanders,pls how do I get her off my mind!help a brother!

Liability: we had been dating for 2 years. He was everything i could ever wish for. The kind of man every lady wished to have, that love me, cherish me, make sure not to see tears roll from my eyes.

Samuel was a dream come true to me. But early this year, things started changing for us. I was carried away things of this world. I listened to friends advise and wanted to enjoy life the more.

I reduce the time i i use to visit him and spent it on the company of other guys. He had caught me several times and warned me of this new behaviour i had exhibited. I though i was smart enough. Samuel was truely a good man.

The last time samuel caught me sitting down with a a guy, he smiled and walked away, i knew i had bitten more than i can chew. I ran towards him and pretended i dont know wats happening. I asked him wats wrong, he said i am still doing things he doesnt like. I dont visit him anymore, i dont call him unless he calls. I even prevented him from visiting me. Despite all this samuel was patient enough to stay with me.

On this fateful day, he said what i was doing would lead me to a deep trouble, i thought he was joking. The next day samuel didnt call me. I too didnt call. It lingered till it got to 2 weeks no call from samuel. I said to myself samuel is the man therefore he should contact me. The next week was my birthday, no call from him, i had to send him text late aroud 9pm that my birthday was today.

He called with another number the next day and wished me well, i shed tears and told me he doesnt love me anymore. He just smiled on phone, wished me a happy birthday.

Till date, samuel has not contacted me. Its 3 months now and he is still not back to me. People told me he would come around but its seem unlikelt. His number is no longer going through. He had changed his location. Even his friends doesnt know where he is right now.


I allowed a good man to slip away from my fingers and now am regretting.

I wish i had known i wouldnt have treated him this way.

krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

MrCork: ..Eborila.......brother...no ooferinse to yor picture profile but u loook 11yers old...u have milk teeth and then u ask y women dont tell u theri feelin??... bro dont u hav schooool home wok? (no ooferinse)

Jinyjagz: Someone sent this IN.. Needs your Candid
advice.



Dear Nairaland Readers,


Pease I need your sincere and esteemed
advice, I am 20yrs of age and I’m addicted to
watching P0rn and when I watch it I always
mastur’bate very often, I want to truly stop it.
Something happened to me recently a spiritual
attack and it took the intervention of God
before I was saved, I learnt my lesson from it,
not long after, the urge came to watch p0rn
and mastur’bate again and I Started.
I’m the type that shy-away from girls, because
in my house, We’re all boys 5 of us, I don’t
have a sister, and I don’t know if that’s the
cause.
I want to stop watching P0rn and also Stop
the act of Mastu’rbation.. Please help me!

foxgiovani: That rarely happens

Tmeey: Me I no gree... .So do yu mean having sex is the only way to be romantic?Haba, there's so many other ways to be romantic without sex oo

MizMyColi: ^^^ I don't expect you to gerrit.