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Romance › Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Enegod(m): 10:17am On Sep 22, 2014
grin
Nairaland General › Re: He Was Beaten To A Pulp For Farting In The Bus by Enegod(m): 10:55am On Sep 21, 2014
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Romance › Re: Is Something Wrong With A Lady Proposing???? by Enegod(m): 10:45pm On Sep 18, 2014
how to lose a guy in four words, Will You Marry Me?
Romance › Re: What Does The Word "Love" Mean To You? by Enegod(m): 1:37pm On Sep 17, 2014
Love is the term used in tennis to signify
a score of zero points..undecided
Romance › Re: Lines by Enegod(m): 7:55am On Sep 17, 2014
Once told a woman that she was so
beautiful that id drag my balls across 10
miles of broken glass just to listen to her
fart over a walkie talkie.. She laughed so
hard and fart...wtf!!! angry
Romance › Re: Lover Sets Boyfriend Ablaze In Ondo (pics) by Enegod(m): 7:58am On Sep 16, 2014
angry
Romance › Re: To The Ladies by Enegod(m): 7:57pm On Sep 15, 2014
chidiezeh: You should learn to enjoy your garri and groundnut with
chilled water for lunch, and remove your eyes from fried rice
and grilled chicken that you cannot afford for now.
Enjoy your kunu for now and cease longing for champagne
that's not yet yours.
Wear your Okirika with pride till you can afford visiting
boutiques.. (I dey sell 1st grade okirika o) lol
Thank God that, with ordinary 10k android phone, you can
ping, skype and whatsapp, enjoy it and stop eyeing iphone6
till you can afford it.
Sis......Braid is beautiful on african women, enjoy it and don't
kill yourself over Brazilian hair.. .. ..most of you, go to the
extreme to acquire this Brazilian hair, in a bid to impress
guys and compete with your fellow ladies....and its just funny
that you don't realise that, the guys you're trying to impress
with this Brazilian hair, can't even tell the difference between
N350 darlyn yaki and 40k Brazilian hair.
Sis.....You are beautiful just the way you are. Be real and stop
investing the little money that comes your way, in padded
butt and fake hips. Its bad enough that some of you can't do
without Mary Kay, though some of you over do it, thereby
looking like a mascot but then, you must apply common
sense in all you do.
Enjoy your relationship with that guy that loves and cares for
you so much but can't afford everything you want, and take
your eyes off other people's men who are richer than your
own man. That he can't afford most things today doesn't
mean he can't afford everything tomorrow. Besides, nothing
stops you from earning your own money.
Bottomline....:;Contentment is the key to a fulfilled life. . . .the
simple fact that, you do not have it all today, doesn't mean
you won't have it tomorrow if you work hard towards
attaining greater heights. Only be determined and work
harder.
.........................Thank God for His finger today, and He'll show
you His full hand tomorrow!
approved!!! √√√
Romance › Re: Guys, What's Wrong With Dating A Beauty Pageant Queen? by Enegod(m): 5:36pm On Sep 15, 2014
akitijackson: Sometimes I over hear guys saying they can't have anything to do with a model or a beauty queen. Some guys claim they're too expensive other think such girls are cheats, and above all they say such girls sleep with politicians blah blah blah just to attain titles. Now my question here is, are such girls not human beings? And they're always beautiful.
they are too skinny for my liking... undecided
Romance › Re: I Tink She Likes Me? by Enegod(m): 11:44pm On Sep 14, 2014
aro1: Hi guys,pls i wuld lyk u to advice me on dis issue,there is a lady in my church,i tink she kinda lyks me. There was a particular time that she left her seat jus to seat wit me..nd also anytym am arnd her,she do make sure dat i notice her,dis y am trowin dis 2 nairalanders. Pls i dnt want to be 2 forward..i need ur advice!
bro, you need Jesus
Romance › Re: The Short Guy Dilemma by Enegod(m): 10:52pm On Sep 14, 2014
While hugging women, they don't like it when your head is at their
waist. That's a no no. That's where the
penis should be.. undecided
Romance › Re: Is African Culture The Reason For Little Romance In Nigerian Marriages. by Enegod(m): 10:40pm On Sep 14, 2014
who get time for romance!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies N Their Open Zip Nowadayz by Enegod(m): 10:22pm On Sep 14, 2014
zieraw2005: Ok I know many have fallen victim of dis act once or even more times. I see lot of ladies now on d road with there zip well lowered to see there undies n it got me worried cos I have been able to correct a lot of them if come in contact. That is my magnanimity, but I thing it's on the increase now in around our campuses, I was forced to ask if it is what is trending or normal human mistake? It wil be fine if u share ur experiences pals let's push dis trend back before it gets out of hand.






GNOMIC
open zip? huh u mean free givers? giving every dīck and harry punny? huh I don't gerrit!!!
Romance › Re: A Thread of Apology To Priscaoge by Enegod(m): 10:17pm On Sep 14, 2014
undecided
Romance › Re: Lets Share Together One Thing We Like Most About Our Lovers. by Enegod(m): 10:13pm On Sep 14, 2014
undecided
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Has Finished Me!!! by Enegod(m): 7:36pm On Sep 14, 2014
Ikelips: I had small issues with him over some women he said he was having contracts with but we resolved that one out but what happened yesterday broke my heart. One guy came on to him when we were on our outing he accused him of stealing his lady. This guy was shouting and pushing him and before we know it he poured alomo on his face and they started fighting. he denied to this guy that he knew which lady he was talking about but the guy kept insisting he did. It was a big scene and when the police arrived and arrested them they had to sleep in jail. Today i got news that he wants his friend to use the money he saved up for my bride price to pay as bail. I feel so betrayed and finished, i don't know how to handle this situation. I told myself this year was my year, now im depressed
so, you are only concern about the bride price money..undecided how wicked!!!
You want him to keep sleeping in jail? angry
Romance › Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by Enegod(m): 7:02pm On Sep 14, 2014
Almeria: Are you serious buddy?
LilNetty: u jes said my mind...His he for realhuh?
Almeria: Lol he must be kidding I guess
Just speaking honestly, most women are
going to say YES because they tend to put
guys that they know that like them into friend
zones. If you know he likes you don't need to take his
money or time and think he thinks
nothing of it... Be realistic undecided
Romance › Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by Enegod(m): 6:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
My old man once said "son remember
this, a penis and a vagina can never be
just friends" undecided
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Breaths So Deep When Standing Close To Me by Enegod(m): 1:37pm On Sep 14, 2014
she needs to get laid immediately
Romance › Re: Does Love Truely Exist? by Enegod(m): 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2014
yes 'Love' is in the Oxford English
Dictionary undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies: When It Comes To A Mans Height, Pls How Tall Is Your Tall? by Enegod(m): 1:27pm On Sep 14, 2014
rozzay: He can be any height as long as he sabi pound yam wella

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Women Too Religious? by Enegod(m): 8:52am On Sep 14, 2014
greatestman: This issue keep me wondering, most church activities women are the majority, they join like 4-5 sub groups you find them in almost all deliverance programme, some of them have atleast two to three churches they do attend for different purposes. Does that mean they are more spiritual than men? or they find it something of joy to attend different churches as hobby?.
majority of them are looking for husband undecided
Romance › Re: Do You Act Differently On Nairaland Than You Do In Real Life? by Enegod(m): 10:31pm On Sep 13, 2014
tosyne2much: see what we are talking about... Oya kindly move it to the appropriate session
which SESSION? huh angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Wife Material by Enegod(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
smh
Romance › Re: Do You Act Differently On Nairaland Than You Do In Real Life? by Enegod(m): 10:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
tosyne2much: I have seen quite a few dudes who would attack or embarrass you especially when you views differs from theirs..

Me as I person, I'm an easy goin dude who try to make peace when violence arises, I respect and talk to people humbly irrespective of their age according to my kind imbred manner

So to the dudes who attack threads, derail thread, mock and start making fun of other peolpe's grammatical blunders., insult ppl, cause conflicts and quick to anger.. Are you really that kind of person behind the internet ?

And to those who maintain their humility, slow to anger and not easily provoked... Are you really that kind of person behind the internet?

So here goes the question the main question

Does the image you portray on NL is still the same image you portray behind the internet ?
and how is this romantic?!! angry
Romance › Re: Are Guys Intimidated By Pretty Girls. by Enegod(m): 3:16pm On Sep 13, 2014
where is the beautiful girl?
Take me to her undecided
Romance › Re: She Is Your Missing Rib by Enegod(m): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2014
missing rib? undecided my damn ribs are complete my friend!!! angry
Romance › Re: How Do U Get Dis Woman by Enegod(m): 6:18am On Sep 13, 2014
chocolate undecided
Romance › Re: Some Girls Really Have Guts by Enegod(m): 9:17pm On Sep 12, 2014
Liveair: This happened years back when I was still a student in the university.

One cool evening, as we usually did in our lodge, my guys and I were just sitting on the drive way kebs, enjoying the breeze after a tedious school day when a group of three girls alighted from a car that just drove by. I gently took off the earphones of my Walkman which had been playing Tribute by Yanni so I could "savour" the moment.
As you'd expect from guys, we were all eyes on them, expecially as they walked past us into the lodge. Trust guys; enough whistling, expecially from one Warri boy there.

About 20 minutes later, one of the girls who actually stayed in a suite at the lodge walked towards us and said, "please Liveair, can I see you for a moment?"
Now, we all knew ourselves as neighbour but...was something wrong? I thought to myself, was there something she needed help with fixing? No! If she needed such help, she'd call her nearest neighbour, besides, see macho men here na.

As I sheepishly followed her, see my guy men imagining things.
She lead me to her suite, just as her two friends were making their way out.
For the first time I got to see how tastfully furnished and meticulously tidy her place was.
I was busy looking for what might need fixing when I became conscious of the music playing from her sound system. "...guess am on my way...might be glad you stayed..." This was Lionel Richie at his best.

She asked me to sit, she sat down near me. At this point am saying 'blood of god' in my mind. What is happening here, I thought to myself.
In her exact words, she said, "please don't be offended that I called you abruptly from you friends, I have been...been...trying to get the right opportunity but its hard. I have observed that you are very organised and don't keep girlfriends, despite how handsome you are. Well, I guess its rude to stalk people...but I just wanted to..."

Jah jehovah armageddon! Is this real? My head had become so big it was suffocating me now. This was a girl most guys would wage war to date. She had it all, yes all!
She continued, "I really like you, yes I do. Don't even know how you'll respond but I just had to tell you".
All this while, she refused to make eye contact with me as she stylishly fiddled with studs on her belt.

While leaving her place, still dazed from it all, my Warri friend Obus rushed towards me, "Liveair, you don dey do tayan tayan for kians! You don jump from saloon enter 4×4 V6? Oghene!"
I kept thinking, did she and her two musketeer friends all brainstorm on this? And the music? This was a girl who couldn't stand a wall gecko yet had this guts to call a guy out from his friend to bare her mind.
Till date I have great respect for her.

Had another experience but that's for another day.

Have you experienced such or done such?

Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Loving by Enegod(m): 9:11pm On Sep 12, 2014
Floxyl: lz dnt disappoint me Krall nd if u av ntn 2 offer,u cn walk out of d thread...Tnx
what has krall got to do with Enegod? angry angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Loving by Enegod(m): 8:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
Floxyl: I've been tryin hard 2 stop loving diz person but d more I try,d more I c my self tinkn abt Him...Have tried different means but notin seems 2 work...I nid u guys 2 suggest ways.#No insult plz,matured advice needed#... Tag: karchisbarbie. Krall,softsparky,buncherdstab...Tnx
The best way to get over someone, is get
under someone...undecided

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