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Mondisweets: dont see how thats an excuse

Mondisweets: at least she can remember who she has been with. Can u remember?

Nigerianlover: 6 I think

Nigerianlover: why? i dont think i said a bad thing... what i meant by saying that is i really like nigerian people as if my own people...

Nigerianlover: so thats what u understand when i said '' am close to Nigerians''?!! na wa 4 u oh!! i got disappointed :/

Nigerianlover: But why am really close to Nigerians thou

Nigerianlover: why u confused abeg?? lol

sanb: The first time I noticed this monica, most of his post has got only one sign; which can either be; just name your pick and it's there..... but later on, I noticed that his post makes sense when he eventually comments.

I'll just add.....he knows how to carry his audience along.....

190: [color=RED][size=18pt]Enegod[/size] - Hahahahahaa you can see me laughing already

Enegod is what i'd call "A CASE"
[s]Hes the most confused being alive on this forum,[/s] Hes funny and down to earth, he dislikes dictators and very friendly if you get to know him better
how he slowly got into stardom is yet to be understood by many but you wont go around without noticing him

At the peak of confusion Enegod can be seen as ------------>
He books thread in advance incase it reaches front page and he is known to flirt around females who he never takes seriously "Sorry brof"

He is not only comical, ludicrous but also silly and playful.

Ratings over 10% -----------------> 7.5%[/color]

Nigerianlover: lol wetin dey happen na??

niyisky: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

add your own...

Hardheolar: u mean u ve been released 4rm yaba left.

kokoA: Because they start experiencing "spiritual conji"

diranfbi: https://e-magin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/How-to-impress-a-lady.jpg
9. Listen:
8. Pay Attention to What She Likes
7. Cook for Her
6. Stay in Shape
5. Learn to be Romantic
4. Dress NiceSource
3. Get Involved with Her Family and Friends
2. Be Independent
1. Try to be as Patient as Possible

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Nolongthing1: Mz your posts are always off point, you seem to alwayz understand things differently, and it's quite strange and to be frank you're a Strange Lady and i Love strange ladies i'll like to meet you.

folly65: Lol.. Nigerians answer question with question