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prettythicksme:
yes!yes!yes!

prettythicksme:
ur head?expatiate pls

Truckpusher:
Wrong door bro.

Peeps like us will only die when the time is right to be reborned .
Even mortal man can't kill us until when the time is up.

prettythicksme:
I dnt do small small pikins

Truckpusher:
It won't work.

I'm a sacrifice myself .

prettythicksme:
so?

Truckpusher:
Omo! The last pastor wey do deliverance for me dun die ,na me buy the man coffin.

prettythicksme:
u no abi runz girl naa

Truckpusher:
My maternal grandpa is one ,I don't need another and my ex sees things

adeh39:
Chaiii This guy ehn

Well you see, I'm different. I'm a born again christian.

* winks*

So i'm preaching the gospel to those that add me.

Truckpusher:
Here is my comprehensive list :

KingTom
Kinglekan
Enegod
kradleber
TheSonOfMark
Blackett

Still compiling names ........

tosyne2much:
Bwahahahahaha toflwld lwkmd


Water in my eyes

adeh39:
Hey!!! What about me my bbm pin is on signature, Does that means that I'm a Runs girl

I added it cos i love making new online friends, male or female, and if a crazy guy mistakenly add me and starts telling me rubbish, all i do is block the person.

So.

ProfGday:
How I Took A Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing.
She Was Sitting Alone At Their Verandah When I Came, Their
Compound Was Empty, Everyone Had Gone Out, Vivian I Want To
Show You Something, What Is It? She Asked.
Can I Show It To You In Your Room? Okay, She Replied.
We Went Inside, Can We Close The Door? Hmmmm, Okay She Agreed.
Can We Close The Window? Okay, She Accepted.
Can We Off The Lights? Yeeeesss, She Responded.
Hold My Hand, She Held My Hand. What Is it? She Inquired.
I Unveiled It And Said See, My New Wrist-Watch, It Shines In
Darkness.
For Those Whose Minds Has Gone Far, Pray So That Evil Thought Will
Leave You This Year.


ISHILOVE.................DO UR THING

WhyDem:
I met this girl some months ago and am tired of her repeating that sex blasphemy word of hers.
When we met she told me she was a virgin okay fine,we went on.There was a particular night i came back from school,she was the only one at home,so we had it all with us,we had sex but i couldnt really admit she's a virgin coz there was no light so i didnt see any blood or...though her under was so tight,went through hell before i finally got to the promise land.
That asides,some months later i was on hols and she later came back 4rm traveling.we met,had a deep romance but she said no sex that day,okay fine.The next day we met and we had it three times though she was claiming to be a virgin bt i knew what i wanted so i calm her down,the next day the same thing and we had it for like 7days in the same section.
Months later,i came back home and she came to visit me that night,we had it again but we took standing. Two days later she came we had fun and while still on bed having it,she said it again 'must u disvirgin me' like i thought abt it but i dont just get it,whats wrong?,does she think have not been dazzle-dumping my glowing white creamy icey into her downstairs,she gat me thinking

MrsChima:
How can you lift a negative 13 inches kini?

MrsChima:
I loathes you!