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Romance › Re: Tall and Ugly; Short and Handsome. Pick One by Enegod(m): 9:34pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
I prefer a landing strip.

Romance › Re: Tall and Ugly; Short and Handsome. Pick One by Enegod(m): 9:31pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
(Spreading legs like an American Bald Eagle)
Dinner time! Chop chop!

where are my eyeglasses.. yuck!!! I don't do bushy toto grin

Romance › Re: Tall and Ugly; Short and Handsome. Pick One by Enegod(m): 9:13pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
I loathes you.

so, when is it going to be my turn? wink

Romance › Re: Tall and Ugly; Short and Handsome. Pick One by Enegod(m): 9:06pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
I dated an ugly guy that ate toto like it was roasted snails!

na so every Tom, Diick and Harry dey eat your toto... *shaking my fvcking bald head* undecided

Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 8:50pm On May 19, 2015

Oahray:
lmao!

Seriously this is so true. I don't think the last lady would survive for up to 50 years though. Both sexes need each other to survive. Together, we are the human race.

Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 8:49pm On May 19, 2015

aim5:
Thank you for this post! They would laugh and say you're not a man if you get molested by a female. The vast majority of women today are trash, especially black women.

Don't mind them.. they're bunch of hypocrites!!!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Enegod(m): 8:38pm On May 19, 2015

MzLaurel the only contestant showing signs of improvement..
From 115 votes to 155 votes
From 8th position to 4th postion
Kudos girl cool

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Enegod(m): 7:50pm On May 19, 2015

Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 Results From NLjega

1. Tohpaz— 232 votes

2. Twaci— 224 votes

3. SandraHnaub— 166 votes

4. MZLAUREL — 155 votes

5. SUBBIED — 149 votes

6. ADEH39 — 122 votes

7. MAUREENSYLVIA — 94 votes

8. AIPETE2 — 84 votes

9. LURLAH2014 — 81votes

10. ~~MILABY — 74 votes~~

10. ~~TRYPA — 74 votes~~

12. ~~MARIAMFERANMI — 58 votes~~

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 6:59pm On May 19, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]God created me in the cool of the evening. That's when He is always relaxed.

I don't like wahala, wahala likes me
People on this forum just like finding my trouble for no reason.

Misclasssy go just dey her own, one monkey go just come they talk nonsense.
Me sef I gats give monkey a taste of e own banana .[/color]

see who is talking angry

Food › Re: Is This Animal Edible, Just Killed It In My Lodge by Enegod(m): 6:52pm On May 19, 2015

This na how Ebola start...keeping choping anything you see angry

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Romance › Re: Ending A Relationship (9 Laws You Must Observe by Enegod(m): 6:21pm On May 19, 2015

Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 6:15pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
One hour without women:

Haba! Who dey watch kids? (Calling Brother Ade) Hey brother can you watch my kids for some hours? I must report to oil field in 20 minutes.

Brother Ade: I am sorry brother I can't find my wife or housemaid. I need help too brother!

(Both men cried on the phones for some minutes)

Brother Ade: Oh...you still on phone? Sorry! (Hangs up)

One day without women:

Brother Ade: I am tired! I have worked hard, cared for the kids, cooked, washed, and helped with homework! I can't deal with this any longer!

God! I am sorry abeg where is my wife?

One week without women:

Brother Ade: ooh I need some punny! A man is starting to look good! (Slaps face 2x) Non-sense! I want to feel a woman!

Abeg! Where are the women?!!

Without men the world would be a better and safer place! 89% of the crimes are created and implemented by men. Famine and diseases are engineered mostly by men. Drugs and alcohol were created to pacify and coddle whining manbishes.

Womp!

Politics › Re: Lawyer To Drag Buhari To Court For Dropping General Title From Name by Enegod(m): 6:04pm On May 19, 2015

cycline404:
Here we are again! Attention seeking lawyers!!!

Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 5:33pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
Men don't know how to be men ever! Die! Die!

Die?

Lets consider Life Without Men?

What would happen if all the men suddenly vanished! grin

DAY 1 Without Men

The electricity has stopped, the grid went down and the lights went out, dish washers quit working.
The few female engineers and technicians who work in utilities, mining manufacturing, transportation,and other industries are unable to cope with the scale of the problems. grin

One week without Men

The water and sewer systems have failed in most communities. Natural gas has stopped. Homes have lost heating.Without deliveries of food there are shortages..
Many women are already going hungry.The food in freezers rotted when the electricity stopped.
Cars stop working for lack of gasoline. grin

One month Without Men

City women are starving. There is no economy. Some have banded together in girl gangs going from house to house m fighting and killing for remaining canned food. Stores have been looted.
On a few farms, some farm women are still eating and farming, but fuel shortages will soon stop their tractors The government has collapsed.
Medical care has pretty much disappeared grin

One year without Men

A few women are still surviving in cities,finding caches of left over food, cooking on fire woods. Buildings are falling apart.Several cities burned after the firemen vanished.
There are no surviving vehicles that still run. 90% of women have died. Some farm women harvest a few vegetables by hand. grin

Ten years without Men

The death toll is over 99% worldwide. Few women have formed small tribes and learned to hunt,particularly women who were from rural areas. grin

100 years without Men

The last woman died 50 years ago.
Nature is reclaiming the planet. grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Enegod(m): 4:33pm On May 19, 2015

I vote for:
Sandrahnau
Maureensylvia
Subbied
Tohpahz
Twaci
Cc: NLjega undecided

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Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 3:30pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
Yes..I am. Proudly so!

Please shit until you die.

women don't know how to be women anymore angry

Still pooing! angry

Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 3:21pm On May 19, 2015

MrsChima:
As a feminist...I don't see any thing funny about it. Keep generalizing!

you—> feminist?
seriously, I'm going back to poo! angry

Celebrities › Re: Sad News: This Guy Commited Suicide This Morning - RIP by Enegod(m): 9:59am On May 19, 2015

Crime › Re: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by Enegod(m): 9:42am On May 19, 2015

The pathetic thing is feminists would just laugh this off. To them, it is hilarious but when it happens to a woman it’s an outrage... angry

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Romance › Re: hmmm by Enegod(m): 9:21am On May 19, 2015

Nneka123:
seat of life

why are Nigerian girls always angry while seated at the back of the car? we don't gerrit! huh

Romance › Re: hmmm by Enegod(m): 8:45am On May 19, 2015

what is it with girls and front seat?!!! huh

Nairaland General › Re: Incredible List Of Monikers Who Patronize Romance Section With Multiple Usernam by Enegod(m): 8:38am On May 19, 2015

Have you visited your local witch doctor lately? That could cause it... undecided

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Enegod(m): 7:57am On May 19, 2015

sinizia:
A.ipete2 qualify?
https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111208134305/uncyclopedia/images/a/af/Steve_Irwin_shocked.jpg

Romance › Re: A Letter To The Nairaland Guys by Enegod(m): 2:51am On May 19, 2015

You're only 20 so save all that drama for your late 20's/early 30's... undecided

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Enegod(m): 1:10am On May 19, 2015*

1. Tohpaz — 286 votes

2. Twaci — 267 votes

3. SandraHnaub — 224 votes

4. SubbieD — 172 votes

5. Adeh39 — 154 votes

6. Maureensylvia — 122 votes

6. Lurlah2014 — 122 votes

8. Mzlaurel — 115 votes.

9. Aipete2 — 104 votes

10. Trypa — 92 votes

11. Mariamferanmi — 80 votes

12. Milaby — 79 votes

13. ~~Takim107 — 71 votes~~

14. ~~Vickydera02 — 62 votes~~

15. ~~Mziceberry — 40 votes~~

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Always Our Fault? by Enegod(m): 12:12am On May 19, 2015

women blame men, because they wish to be men.. they hate being women undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 8:32pm On May 18, 2015

Truckpusher:
God have mercy on your puccy , honey.

Business › Re: Which Of This Item Do You Prefer????? W by Enegod(m): 8:21pm On May 18, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: Does The Church Permit Orral Sexx? by Enegod(m): 8:15pm On May 18, 2015

What you do with your partner is your own business.
Does it matter what the church permits?
If YOU are ashamed of doing something, then perhaps, you should not do it undecided

Romance › Re: Long Manhood Reason For Cheating by Enegod(m): 7:55pm On May 18, 2015

Those who accommodate a child sized pen1s may find themselves pleasantly surprised.. undecided

OP, there is hope for you! grin

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