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MrsChima:
Why am I on your lips (fingers)?

because you're too little to be there!

where are the men bashers?! mrschima food don land

This happened in 2012... OP, did you just wake up from coma?

My former partners(17 of them) have done that but they go biblical and yell name like "OH GOD" so I don't get too worked up about it

men do it also!

seriously OP, i feel your pain.
"WonderBra" is something else!..take it off and you wonder where the booobs went.. *so sad*

I vote for Twaci for reasons best known to me
cc: NLjega

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool,,bro the situation room is hot. I think there is a good improvement in the voters turn out for our candidate. [/color]

MzNelly:
Na your type dey watch fight?

was there any fighting?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]All my followers if you know you love me please kindly come and vote Twaci.

Also share this post too.

Thanks. [/color]

bruv what's the report so far in your situation room?

Colospor:
You don't wanna be in the middle of shiit like lala248 did the other time. Just be a spectator.

MzNelly:
Okay.

una dey block my view... abeg shift one side!

*choping popcorn*

This is going to piss alot of women off, but it's true; being fake comes more naturally to women...

if we are going to ask drug users to handle their drugs instead of letting their drugs handle them, shouldn't we ask girls to handle their emotions instead of letting their emotions handle them?
Too many emotionally unstable girls on Nairaland... smh!

Well, I'm not surprised... Women are more easily deceived. smh!

withholding sex for any reason is wrong....deserves the death penalty!!!

sarada:
Marriage is a for better for worse agreement.
Cheating is not justifiable under any circumstance.

If a wife denies her husband sex, the husband should talk things through with her and find out why and deal with it.

You forget to add 'MISS' to your new moniker

Sex in public is so much hotter knowing that u could get caught at any time

maxddude:
Most things in life do not come with an instructional manual. But if there ever was a time when one is needed, that is where women are concerned.

Yes ladies, they can be very complicated. But, the countless times they've had to put up with the stupid things men say to them can get them really irritated. And men, you know that when you say some foolish words to a lady, it can take decades for them to recover from it. in fact, it might even be there for life.

Men, if you've used any of the following words, i bet you still suffering from the consequences till now.

In order to educate all the ignorant men out there who are likely to repeat the mistakes of all the men before them, take this seriously and do not say the following words to your girlfriend if you want her to be your wife. Learn to breathe deeply, and then follow up with something from the second list of the most appropriate things to say. MaxNaija.com will be guiding you the phrases and words you should never say to a woman,

1. "I don't really care."

Except, you should. And she wants your opinion. So this is not an acceptable response, ever.


3. "You should ask my Mom..."
Just no. She will never want to hear from you how she should ask your mother about anything. If she wants your mom's opinion then she will ask her. Do not say this.


3. "You added weight?"
Maybe she has. But, there is a better way to bring attention to it. Like...just don't!


4. "Your friends are annoying."
Well, so are yours. The things you both have to put up with for the other will never end. Get over it.

5. "She is hot."
Again no. Think it all you want, but she doesn't want to think of you liking other women. And if she asks you if you think a girl is attractive, proceed with caution on how you respond my friend.


6. "Are you going to wear that?"
Like you have any clue what you are talking about. And, be ready to hear her cry about having nothing to wear as she searches for another 45 minutes for a new outfit.

7. "No."
If she asks you to do something for her, and you reply with this, it just won't register in her brain. Literally, won't compute. Just take the garbage out already.


8. "What is the number of guys you have slept with?"
Do you want to tell her how many women you have been with? Then why ask her? You both really don't want to know.


9. "Are you gaining weight?"
Be ready for no romance until she feels good about herself after you say this. Women don't want to have any form of romance with you if you think they're looking chubby.


10. "My ex-girlfriend..."
She doesn't care. She doesn't want to think about your past because she is the only woman that matters. Just don't, Ok?

Source : http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/05/10-phrases-guy-should-never-say-to-woman.html

Ladies, you can also add yours below.

total bullcrap

Vick4rill:
It is not new that most of Nigerian girls are dem 'broke' the only thing they can boast of is their dressing and the kitty cat between their legs... They are poor and lazy combine with low mentality... (ever wondered why they are always after rich guys?) dating that type of girls is the same as deliberating toturing your self. They relied on you for everything including the under wear they put on... Dont believe you can put up with that type of girls because you have the money? You need to reconsider what will happend if the money is not there or if you are not there to take care of the family when you marry her... Am not asking you to dump the girl now that you read this post. I want you to bleep her raw before you dump her sorry ass.. Most Nigerian girls are poo..!

this is brutal

smh

ggrin:
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smh²

I vote for
Sandrahnaub
Twaci
SubbieD
mzlaurel
Maureensylvia
Cc: NLJega

Happy Birthday Bro

They go to church to show off or to look husband!

KingTom:
Oga oooooo my 50 years is nothing compared to the 750 you have under your belt. I am loyal sir, Abeg come wake on top my head, I am not fit to stand in your presence

He is going to leave it behind for his great great great great.... grand children