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RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

Xiadnat:
Ok....Are you nigerian or just an anomaly?

I sport flat and tangerine. And I am damn proud of them. .

I can do all the gymnastics, calisthenics and tumble that I want and no jiggliness, everything in its proper place.

MzNelly:
Lol, I'm surprised you do,

Nigeria needs more men like you.

MzNelly:
Lol

Sweetheart, I wasn't referring to you.
Just to any girl who thinks marriage is a guarantee because of her "goody bag."


Enegod, that is not the point here.

RickRichards:
Bush man.

ronald4lif:
Lol! I don't shoot anymore.

Gave up my bazooka after Buhari won yesterday. Had kept it ready to fire PDP fanatics but God saved them.

alberto2k:
9- women in colombia dont wear panties on april fool's day

ShirelleBaby:
Pls they shouldn't oh

MzNelly:
He proposed last night via Skype.

Can't believe I'm finally getting married!!

Ronald4lif, I've waited so long for you to pop the question.

It's about time

*Pics of the ring loading.....*

ShirelleBaby:
Hmmm

Tolukson1:
Hello nairalanders i nid a hlp 4rm u guys, a frnd of my is in a rlatnshp wit a girl nd d rlatnshp is nt up to 3months, a vry sudden day his girl frnd came 2 visit him in his hauz.. Nd b4 dey knw it dey startd romancing nd kissing each oda, buh dey did nt hv sex at all, afta all dat his girl frnd startd beggin him 4 a sex buh d guy refusd, nd naw dey both go on betties abt dis presidential election.. She said if buhari shuld win he will gv her sex nd if he did nt he wont gv it 2 her.... Nd naw buhari won d election.. Pls frnd wats ur advice to him shuld he do it or nt cos he's so confusd... Ur comments pals...!!!!

MzNelly:
At least you like it

MzNelly:
Lemme jhoor

missclasssy:
I don't have flat nyash

MzNelly:
So those with flat nyash should nau do what?

missclasssy:
My _butt is average

missclasssy:
False presumption coupled with aggravating generalization

In my opinion, this is an indirect mild insult on ladies with "flat" buttocks and "orange-sized" mammary glands.

Op, also note that in your bid to garner the opinions of the public, you are discursively raising the egos of ladies with big buttocks.

oluwasunshine:
Tell me

Dimples192:
No it was a tiny bone and I coughed it out

Do you want it back

Dimples192:

missclasssy:
Why don't you do it, grand pa