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missclasssy:
I am so drunk, I can't even see what I am typing

Orijin101 thanks for the bottles, but abeg I need more bottles. APC has finished me
This election cast...

Falconey, thanks for the shares, but please assist my ministry with more.

I will update when I am less drunk, because I could just call one random person and start writing rubbish about the person....

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Updated

Okay, I am now a bit sober

NB: This list will be soooooo long

Dimples192 ~She is smart and witty. Asides that, she is also very funny

Mizmycolii ~ She is just so great with words
I take her as the elder sister I never had.

Darkrebel666 ~ He is a deft polymath. Incredible artist and word contortionist

Mirexxx ~ Her nairaland persona reeks of emotional stability. But I know deep down, she is as soft as the wool of a new born lamb
I really admire her personality

Lala247~ She just so free minded. Extremely friendly to a fault

Sonofmark ~ His wealth of vocabulary is astonishing. He also knows how to teach "so called" annoying ladies a lesson, but he shouldn't try me sha

Ishilove ~My best mod yet. Very astute and mature, with a blend of jocose intelligence.

Nneka123~ We are age mates
she is pretty tough too

Ireneony ~She is such a bold and interesting young lady.

Falcolny ~ very generous stock broker ;

Orijin101~ He makes me high .
Orijin, abeg more bottles after this

Tosyne2much~ Cool calculated guy. I am scared of him though. He could be a wolf in sheep clothing

Enegod ~ He reminds me of my grumpy grand-dad

Djeezy~ such a cute guy , We had a little brawl today, no hard feelings, handsome

Truckpusher ~ His intelligence sense of humor Is on another level. He is also really good with the expensive jokes

Jacksparrow1207 ~such a great personality

Agapecharis~ He knows why

Dechandel~ I admire her smile, I don't know why she doesn't like me though

Farano~I like her red dada. . She looks sweet and innocent too

Ipledge ~ Mr nice guy

Vjsmiles ~ funny guy, and tech savvy too

D1ck ~ Another word contortionist. Likes to form tough guy when he isn't one

Tashaamania ~ Her presenting skills is top notch. Listened to her once on the radio

Rokiatu~ I wish I had that asss . Sha I have the boooobs though

Chibwike ~ calm, sweet young man. Would make a nice husband for whoever marries him

Diddydiva ~lovely young lady, my first friend on nairaland. She is also a busy body

Who else am I forgetting emm,,, okay I think that's all

Oya, orijin101 hit me with those bottles.
You could add weed this time. I must high this night

Wait is that Jega that I am seeing
He is about announcing the results
God I am so scared
Let it be PDP, please, God Please......

missclasssy:
I am trying to help romancelanders and other nairalanders out.
Don't forget that romance section has a lot of traffic

missclasssy:
I had login problems too. I had to send them my email and they sent me a code. That's what I used in logging in.

Ppearl:
Goodmorning people...ohk here's the ish...my bf few weeks back...asked for sex from a year three months old relationship and i turned him down..for some reasons....now he's been avoiding me for almost 2weeks ...friends pls whats ur advice on this#ps:i love him and not ready to lose him#...

kisstina:
1 muscular strenght
2 man power to be reproductive
3 romantic
4 sex active
5 not flirting
6 job in hands
7 real man
8 family thinking
9 hamsome
10 moderate dresser

alberto2k:
And when guys that use their tithe money to Drink orijin

danbrowndmf:
If i Get a Dollar each time i get friendzone,then i should be on Dangote
level by now.The funny part is dy friendzone u for the bad guys and they
still later come back regretn there actions.Hv seen so many cases
ladies friendzone the good guys for the bad one's but later regret. so
ladies WHY DO YOU FRIENDZONE THE GOOD GUYS?

No Silly Reply.

Prettythicksme
Lala247
Rokiatu
chubbyT
Omavik
Sleekyshuga
Missyclassy
Ipledge
Airforce1
Icebeatz
Vjsmiles
Pinkycute
tameera
exjoker
2dice

ammyluv2002:
We do

PunkyOh:
Our as in our country men.

MrsChima:
Vomit.

MrsChima:
You this 3 feet midget with hanging dick.

PunkyOh:
Their D size is the same size as ours according to that research