Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Make Him Your ATM by Enegod(m): 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
rawbitch!  |
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Guys Are Naturally Stingy by Enegod(m): 4:07pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Can Christian Singles Romance? by Enegod(m): 2:54pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
*yawns*  |
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Nairaland General › Re: Whats Your Favourite Colour? by Enegod(m): 1:02pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Give me psychedelic because I like variety  |
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Romance › Re: Exposed!! Reason Why Most Ladies Want Dark And Tall Man. by Enegod(m): 11:43am On Mar 14, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Thing You Should Know About Ladies/women by Enegod(m): 7:50am On Mar 14, 2015 |
I won't be reading the list because I already know there is only 1 thing men should know about women...  |
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Compliment Another Man's Wife Or Girlfriend? by Enegod(m): 7:36am On Mar 14, 2015 |
If I confess that I have been guilty, and promise to try to be better next time,does that help at all?  |
Romance › Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Enegod(m): 11:30pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ItsAnderson: 1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her she's cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not "cute." This means she wants you to make her feel like she's Gisele even though she's tiny.
2. Also "tiny" is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae — whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you've cleared it with her and she's down with that nickname).
3. Please don't ask to pick her up. She isn't a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her up, she'll most likely run and jump on you like she's reenacting a scene from The Notebook. 4. She doesn't discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6- foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/son.
5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. There's a good chance your petite new love interest is a "firecracker," as some say, which will make you love her even more.
6. You'll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your neck every time you want to kiss her. But it will be so worth the crick in your neck that you'll probably get once in a while.
7. Don't underestimate her. She's small but she's probably tougher than you.
8. Don't rest your arm on top of her head. It makes her feel like her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a motorcycle helmet, if you're that kind of guy). The arm on her head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover.
9. She likes being little. Don't make it sound like a bad thing. After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous.
10. If you keep things where she can't reach them, she will make you get them. Every time. So please don't put her shit on a high shelf.
11. She will always be in high heels, so don't expect to be able to walk to dinner. And if you do want a romantic night of walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least wear a wedge.
12. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the window of your apartment that you're locked out of. So, on the off chance that you left your window open, she's got this and you'll be chilling on your couch in no time.
13. Hold her hand. Always. It's actually pretty scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don't let go.
14. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level. Unless of course you're sitting down. Then it's much easier to communicate.
15. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost any position you want when you're fooling around. Think Cirque de Soleil-like positions like these. Yes, this could be your reality.
16. She makes one hell of a little spoon. She'll be the yin to your yang and all will be right in the world.
www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a37511/things-to-know-before-dating-a-short-girl/?mag=cos&click=yr 17. Short girls are always the last to know when its raining  |
Romance › Re: What Would You DO in this situation (BE HONEST) ?? by Enegod(m): 11:05pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
rubey: Gezz! Not romantic! Beginning to think you are gay!  
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Nairaland General › Re: 8 Types Of People On Nairaland Frontpage by Enegod(m): 10:35pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
The "RIP to the dead" crew  |
Romance › Re: What Would You DO in this situation (BE HONEST) ?? by Enegod(m): 10:31pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
rubey: Prove to me you'v gat a BB then I'll respect you  whether you believe it or not, that's your f**king business...and you must respect me  |
Romance › Re: What Would You DO in this situation (BE HONEST) ?? by Enegod(m): 10:21pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
rubey: Which belt? That D & G belt abi?  You mind giving a little respect to the first black belt holder you have seen?!!!  |
Romance › Re: What I Should Do About My Crush by Enegod(m): 10:18pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Francmakua: Pls I really need your opinion, if I don't, I won't be asking, am confused. There is this guy in my class, when we started school I don't know him quiet well but I know that he is my class. Then, I don't have anything for him, I don't see him around in class or maybe I don't notice him. This semester, we had a group something and he was in my group but I didn't join the group for the stuff. He met me one day and asked why I didn't join the group, we discussed about it and I left. That day I started feeling something for him, I prayed to see him again. Two days later he stopped again to discuss the reason why I didn't join the group, he adviced me to join the group and I agreed(note why I didn't join the group is not because of him). When he was talking I was no longer listening because he was affecting me in a way and when I look up to his face our eye met for like 2 second, he left immediately without saying anything. The problem now is that since then I always wish to see him again, I always think about him. Whenever we see in class, he may just call my name in form of greeting and leave. He never said anything more to me again. I am asking for your opinion because am really crushing hard and I want to know if he feels the same way or not. I want to know how to tell if he is attracted to me. And what I should do about him. Women have this strange tendency to assume that every guy that they like automatically likes them. Men learn at a young age that women we like rarely like us, but women never seem to outgrow this problem. The OP is actually asking a good question and I will honestly tell you that the chances are he does not feel the same way about you. He will probably still try and bang you though....  |
Romance › Re: What Would You DO in this situation (BE HONEST) ?? by Enegod(m): 10:06pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
rubey: With what? The power of harsh language?  with my kung-fu skills I'm a black belt holder  |
Romance › Re: What Would You DO in this situation (BE HONEST) ?? by Enegod(m): 9:53pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
I will drop him down in one second  |
Crime › Re: Woman Stabbed Husband With Blade To Death In Ibadan. by Enegod(m): 9:47pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Lady Like This? by Enegod(m): 9:40pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
i like it better if they smoke with me...if your kickin it and she doesnt smoke...its always a little awkward  Don't trust anyone that doesn't have something to smoke about  |
Romance › Re: Some Logical Arguments Against Premarital Sex by Enegod(m): 8:59pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
I try to wait until after dinner before sex.Or at least until after the main course.Actually, waiting until you know someone is always a good idea, but waiting until marraige is insane. There is such a thing as sexual compatability. And those that think there is not are just not any good at it. Sorry, but that is the truth.  I'm out!!! |
Romance › Re: Age And Marriage Matters!!!!.. by Enegod(m): 8:07pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Desperate Act Ladies Display To Get A Guy They Have Crush On by Enegod(m): 6:05pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
touching & hitting you unnecessarily  |
Romance › Re: Is Traditional Marriage That Important? by Enegod(m): 6:01pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ginawest: yes!!!in IBO land, its even more important dan white wedding.  |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Women Love Bad Guys Revealed!!! by Enegod(m): 5:55pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Women want a man that can pull their hairs and smack my yanshes. If you can combine being sweet and romantic with certain elements of the "bad boy" like sexual dominance and a backbone, you give a woman the best of both worlds. But the typical nice guy doesn't have it in him to be that strong or aggressive. He acts too much like a male girlfriend and not enough like a lover.  |
Romance › Re: Her Room Mate Want Me To Have S*x With Her! Should I? by Enegod(m): 5:33pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ivyT: Abi o Nack her d akpako  akpako?  Is that what you call yours?  |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Men Notice First About Women by Enegod(m): 11:46am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Tashaamania: By saying third finger, I thought you meant engagement, I would have told you engagement isnt something to look out for, as engagements can be called off Would you date someone that is engaged?  |
Romance › Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Enegod(m): 11:15am On Mar 13, 2015 |
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