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start toasting his gf too

nobody owns a man!!! gaddamnit!!!

Yungwizzzy:
How many times will I tell you to stop wareing suite and climbing okada

are you this unserious?

goodluck in your quest for true love!

As soon as I heard the first two words "WE NEED…"
I Would say real fast - No we have
nothing to talk about - I'm breaking up!
Always be prepared is my motto

Just hope it was not "we need to f**k"

No...I prefer bald girls

smh

Mathewa:
Good evening fellow nairalanders, I really need ur advice on dis issue. there is Dis girl DAT I av been disturbing for over one month. BT she said she cn't date me. nw she called me did evening and requested four thousand naira from me. can u imagine? shul I gv her d money or I shul nt? .. please advice me. am sorry 4 d typographical errors

Yes...infact increase it to #50,000

QueenEfe:
Saying hi †̥ everybody in the house. I'm new here tho

do you have big yansh?

As a Man Utd fan, I welcome Chelsea, Arsenal & Man City back from their miserable CL outing.
Next season we'll teach them how it should be done

Anyone quoting OP to make a point has missed the bus

Shezhawt:
Lmao!! What's the essence of going to school if at the end of the day, one can't even secure a good job.... Its try your luck man!

You're showing more interests and she's showing less, time to let go

Women like being ignored

My farts smell like potpourri so they are always well received...

just because someone doesn't want to get married, do they have to be scared?
Sounds like you are assuming quite a bit...

If she put you in the friend zone she doesn't consider you relationship worthy.
Get over it and find someone else because once you have been relegated to the "Friends Zone" by a woman, there is no way out.

Rapsodee:
How would you woo a girl if she tells you she won't enter a relationship with you yet because she is afraid of her university CGPA going down and she can't tell when she will be ready.
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=>Asking for someone I know...

She isn't interested in you...move on unless you want to be an academic boyfriend!

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Nostradamus:
hello my fellow romancelanders(ladies and gents)let's know the physical attributes that turn you on quickly in the opposite sex.
Let the ball start rolling.

which balls are talking about?

cherryice:
Enegod thanks dear.am out for work, bye

Have a nice day

cherryice:
Hey house its my kid's bday..cake for yal
we'll b going to d park afterwards..

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awww happy birthday to little Bruce Lee

Arsenal giving its fans false hope since 1880

sirhot:
I have noticed this quite a lot? Like what's the big deal if girls have p.orn videos on their phones. Some guys are just too childish, some open a thread to tell us. Free them jor, Ladies add me 7B650204

You created this thread just to advertise your bb pin... I bet you this post won't get you any punny!

You want it to end? very simple!!!
Point this at him and squeeze it.
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The end.