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Impregnablefolk:
I am grossly ashamed that u r an Idoma boi. God will soon arest you. It's just a matter of time. There is no other name unto heavens given 2 men by which we must be saved. That at d mention of d name (Jesus) every knee must bow n every tongue must confess dat He is Lord!

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Shut up there.i have been an atheist since more than ten years now,why don't your useless God never arrest me ? There's no God or Satan in anywhere, there's no reliable verifiable concrete approved evidence of God and satan.that shit doesn't exist.

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! Your ranting doesn't affect God one bit.Keep giving yourself headache and High BP.
And you are so competent like Buhari.
You sound like a pathetic broken record.

You must be mad,how dare you called me pathetic broken record ? Do you think I'm so useless gullible fools like you ?

I'm very sad right now.this people are my brother's and sister's from the same place, very painful death,rip to them .





When we told people that God doesn't exist they argue with us, what has this innocent children did to him that he killed them ? Why can't he protect his children ? Does it means he is happy seeing innocent poor children dying ? Why God is so incompetent ?

Masturbation is good for our health, according to the research, people who masturbate has chances of living up to 100 to 1200 years,why those who don't masturbate has chances of living up to 70 to 80 years before they die.my brother masturbate and Live long.

Very ugly girl.tueh.

iLegendd:
Part 2

I bank with almost all the banks. I want to give 5k each (on the 2nd of December) to people that bank with Zenith Bank.

To qualify you must possess the below

1. NIN Slip or Drivers' License or International passport
2. You must be above 16
3. You must have a Zenith Mastercard that hasn't expired
4. You must be able to recieve OTP with your phone when doing a transaction with your card
5. You must not be a scammer
6. You must have an Android phone with a front camera
7. Your Nairaland moniker must not be a new one (it must be at least, 1 year old)
8. I may give you a video call
9. You must be on WhatsApp or Telegram

Late comers won't benefit from this.

I'll send you 55k this month to do something with it. All the profit will be mine this December, but in January (2nd week), I'll send you 60k to do the same transaction with 55k and the remaining 5k will be yours. Yes, 5k is too small for a big boy/girl like you, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

We'll be doing this every month — as long as you don't runaway with my money and you'll be making 5k or more.

Criminals and dishonest people should stay off. I'll do this for other banks in the future if this one is successful.

Note: I won't request you send the OTP or your ATM details to me — you'll use it to handle the transaction. I'll never ask you for such info. I just want to make sure the person I'm working with has everything in place before we start.

If you're qualified, type: I'm qualified.
And append it with your WhatsApp phone number so that you'll be added to batch B group.

Note: I want to work with only 20 people and God will punish any hungry scammer who joins. The other scammer is still rotting in a bottle.

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Op I'm interested.please add me.

,op,,is the landlady have enough money ? If yes thanks your God, you are now technically footballically a millionaire.take her to court and Cash out.that woman has no case, tomorrow morning meet her and tell her in her face that you want the case to go to court,I'm very sure she will start begging you, talk with boldness, don't be afraid of her,



But do you owe her house rent ? If yes then calm down.but if no, take her to court you will definitely win the case.

Op is a clown,,there are more beautiful houses in Abuja than what he put up here.go to gariki and see more beautiful houses.

.I blaim buhari for this.it Shall never be well with president Muhammad buhari for putting Nigeria to this condition we are in.

.this is funny.

Adam was never existed.

.my friend get an akwa ibom girl as your girlfriend and thank me later,you don't need to spend a dime on her.this is part of the reasons why I don't want to marry,I don't want any daughters of eve to come and tid me down.never.

Hmmmm, after killing her husband ? Tueh,waka out of here.



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No matter how man United play they can never win.


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., young boys 4:1 Manchester United.


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Ficient:
No write again abeg, u be muumuu

..why do you called me mumu ?

I'm Planning To Lay Claims To My Baby Girl My Girlfriend Gave To Another Man.

Here is my true life story
My name is Samuel, from Benue state, Idoma language.

Last year November 2020 I met this girl from Akwa Ibom state, we both live in pH, before I woo her, I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no. She told me that her boyfriend broke her heart, they are no longer together. I said okay, I love her and I want her to be my girlfriend which she said yes, she loves me too, from that day on we became friend. On 9th of November, I invited her to my house which she came, we had great time together, we had malaton sex that day, each day by day our relationship growing stronger.

Fast forward to December Christmas day, I called her to come to my house, she told me she's going to her elder sisters house to assist her prepare Christmas food, I said okay, then after Christmas on 27 December she came to my house we again had great time together. She stayed in my house for four days before she went back to her house.

One day I visited her in her house, I met her with a guy, they are almost fighting each other. Immediately she saw me she left the guy and met me. I asked her who the guy is? She told me it was that her first boyfriend, She said the guy nearly beat her because of me. She again said the guy is angry with her because of me. I said okay if she love the guy let them continue their relationship, she said no, it is me she loves and she can't continue the reletionship with him. She told me we should go to my house that night which we went to my house, one thing lead to another, we had great sex till day break.

Fast forward to January

On second week of January this year, she came to my house and told me that she missed her period. I took her to pharmacy and did some tests and the result came out she is pregnant. She asked me what is she going to do with the Pregnancy? I told her to keep the Pregnancy, but she said no she's going to abort it, then I told her if she has ever done abortion before she should not try this baby because it will going to back fire on her, she confessed said yes, she has done one abortion before, but what I told her now really entered her and she will not abort it again.

On the 3rd week of January, she came to my house and said I'm not the one responsible for her pregnancy. I was mad at her, I was thinking she was joking, but she said she is serious about it. Then I asked her who is responsible for the pregnancy? She told me that it was that her first boyfriend that is responsible for it. I asked her how is she sure it was that guy that got her pregnant? When on November, December and January we do have sex almost every day? And again I took her to one private hospital and did some normal test, the result came out she was pregnant from first week of January that day as she saw the result she said she is confused about the whole thing.

On first week of February, I was already prepared to take her to her parents for introduction and possibly pay some bride price, only for her to come to my house and insist that the boy responsible for her pregnant. One thing I discovered is that, the boy is financially stable than me, that's why she chose the boy over me and the boy's mother has hospital according to her, while my own parents are in the village.

Despite the fact she claimed I'm not the one responsible for her pregnant she is still coming to my house we do have sex, and bath together and eat together she keep telling me she loves me. I asked her if she truly love me as she said why did she carry my pregnant give another man? She said the woman always has the final said who give her pregnant.

Fast forward On MAY, that is, the pregnancy was 5months, she came to my house midnight I asked her why did she come to my house? She said she had misunderstanding with the guy and the guy is threatening to beat her, she went straight to my bed and lie down, removed all her clothes naked and said let air touch her, I told her what she is doing is not good if she knows truly the pregnant is not mine, why is she coming to my house and lie down naked? I tried as much as possible to send her away but she refused to go and kept telling me she loves me.

She asked me which baby do I like her to born? I told her, baby boy, she again asked me which name do I like to name the baby? I name him (OCHE) OCHE means King in Idoma language, every day we keep calling each other and when I called her, I always called her mama OCHE which she does called me back baba OCHE.

Some time I do send her some money to take care of herself.

To cut the long story short, she gave birth in September, but unfortunately it was a baby girl she born. The day she born, the next day she called me and informed me about the baby, which she even snapped the baby and sent it to me on Whatsapp.

Before I forget, again on last Sunday of July midnight she came to my house, I asked her why did she come to my house with 7 months Pregnancy? She said her boyfriend make her angry and with annoyance she even told him he is not responsible for the Pregnancy, the guy is mad at her. When I was about to sleep, she started making move for sex, I stopped her several times but she refused keep trying until I fell for it, we latter had sex again.

Matured men and women in the house please advise me on what to do, because I'm planning to lay claim of the baby.

Sorry for so many typo,error in the write up.


mod please push this to front page.

This story is the same thing that is happening to me too, although I never come out to claim the baby,but I'm planning to do so.

My story, there's this akwa ibom girl I met last year November,we became friend I love this girl with all my heart, although she also love me too,the day we didn't see each other we can't sleep for night,befor we know each other,I asked her about her past relationships, she told me she had a boyfriend but she is having misunderstanding with him, she's no longer in love with the guy again.befor the ending of November last year we started having sex, there's one day I went to her house,I meet the guy with her outside her house,they are almost fighting each other, immediately she saw me she left the guy and meet me,I asked her about the guy she said the guy is that her first boyfriend,I was angry with her why she is still with the boy but she calmed me down saying the boy wanted to beat her because of me, saying she's not giving him attention because of me.them she told me we should go to my house that night which we went to my house and one thing read to another we had sex that night, in December last year we do had sex almost every day,fast forward to January this year,she came to my house and said that she missed her period,I took her to pharmacy and did some test, the result came out pregnant, after few weeks, she told me that I'm not the one responsible for her pregnant, saying that her first boyfriend is the one gave her pregnant.i was mad at her ,then I asked her when did she missed her period ? She said November, that means she was pregnant before she know me,but I disagree with her and I told her the pregnant is mind,on February she came to my house,we had great time together she spent three days in my house,then I asked her about the pregnant she told me that she and the other guy went to hospital and did a proper test and the result that came out show's the pregnant came on January this year.i asked her again how can she said the pregnant is the boy pregnant ? Since between November, December and January do we do had uncountable sex ? How is she sure that it was the boy that gave pregnant ? Although the guy is more financially stable than me,I think that is what make the girl chose the boy over me.fast forward to April, this girl packed her things and move to the boy house, first the boy first rejected the pregnant saying he is not the one responsible for it,he told her it was me that gave her pregnant but his mother advised him to accept the pregnant which he later did.on may, she again had misunderstanding with the boy and she came to my house at night.i asked her why did she come to my house ? She said

Na our contribution money he is freshing with.



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