₦airaland Forum

deomelo:
They can have him, with pleasure. Good riddance.

to bad rubbish

We have losted him to the yanmirins

Government of the dead being led by the living dead

donbenie:
So?.make he no mourn his sister because no be today people done dey die..hope when it reach your own person na only you go mourn am..say Amen..

no let me do you wetin I do Buhari son o

National Union of the Dead (NUD) has released a statement in reaction to the appointment of its members to various positions by their erstwhile member Muhammadu Buhari.

Rising from its extraordinary emergency meeting, the Union expressed anger at the surprise of the yet alive Nigerians to the long-overdue appointments by the president.

The communique further reads, "We agreed with the president that once we allowed him to return to the land of the living, he would ensure an end to the marginalization of our members in appointments in Nigeria of which we are important stake holders."

The Union further expressed happiness with the federal character of the appointments, but however regretted the number of appointments. It said it expected the commander-in-chief to give at least 20% of available positions to its members, which would help the Union help develop the country since the living have failed the nation.

It further said that anyone who didn't like the development was free to join them.

Finally, the Union enjoined all citizens, both living and dead, to put all differences aside and work together for the good of the nation.

Umar Dange
(President of the Union)

oya ka chi fo nu

Na Photoshop jo

There should not be any fuss about President Buhari appointing dead people to his board. Buhari died twice and since there is life after death, Maybe the dead friends brought him back to life to continue his Nation building and change? There is reward in good services even after your demise. May God safe Nigeria. Are we now been told that the security agents doesn't do security cheques on political appointees?

There should not be any fuss about President Buhari appointing dead people to his board. Buhari died twice and since there is life after death, Maybe the dead friends brought him back to life to continue his Nation building and change? There is reward in good services even after your demise. May God safe Nigeria. Are we now been told that the security agents doesn't do security cheques on political appointees?

From an ex boyfriend who knows how much the wife likes prick

Tithes don decline

And so?na today people dey die?

Dead men working in a dead government

Funjosh:
In the spirit of love, give me your house address make I come meet you.

just talk sey you wan come kidnap me

Funjosh:
Come collect Christmas chicken

come collect Christmas cow

oyinda1599:
lolssss.... .

abeg go jo

See as that one resemble funjosh

Funke funke funke funke eponstle must hear dis

oyinda1599:
...y ur body dey hot nah.

soro ni yen?

His name is baba aisha

oyinda1599:
...u and this ur small small minutes.OK..oo I hear

how many minutes you want?

oyinda1599:
yes

you too dey answer abi?

Fkforyou:
Oyindamola...

get out ashawo, I go do you wet in I do buhari son few days ago if you no stay awauvfrom her

oyinda1599:
what abt u,do u Kw what u want?

meet me for private chat

BearHugss:
He lasts more than 20 minutes and i still don't.......

God abeg no make me come across this kind of murderer

Oyinda1599 you hear

oyinda1599:
Emi kee

na you no know wet in you want now

bid4rich:
P O W E R F U L !!!
This one may gulp about 20 million if not more.

close to 65 million

oshe111:
Wich yeye foolish mod brought this to fp

his name his lala

tutusote:
These pants are different colours or is it my eyes/phone?.

na your chinko phone now

No wonder her pusssssssy is always smelling

Dat last photograph make dat madam take am easy o,the man never strong to do anything o,make the eye of the place where dem do operation no go burst.

Stevengerd:
Make E sha avoid punna for now.

I hear sey him and him wife especially the wife no dey joke with the thing