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TINUBU SHOULD BE IN PRISON.----FEMI FANI-KAYODE.

Presidential campaign spokesman, Femi Fani- Kayode, Monday said if Nigerians do not have short memories, the former Lagos State Governor, Bola Tinubu ought to be in jail, against the backdrop that he belongs there.

According ““The APC falsely accuse others of wrongdoing whilst there is ample evidence to show that their de facto leader Tinubu was once involved in laundering drug-related money in the United States of America. What an irony that a man with such a filthy past has now managed to gain total control of Nigeria’s main opposition party”

He also said ” On the first occasion, the arrest was in Chicago and, on the second occasion, he was arrested in Seattle, Washington whilst he was Governor of Lagos state.
On both occasions he begged the authorities like a baby and was eventually forced to settle out of court with the American Justice Department by forfeiting a percentage of the money after a successful plea bargain. If not for that settlement and plea bargain, Tinubu would have been in an American jail by now. This is the man whose minions and acolytes like Lai Mohammed are now pontificating about national issues and throwing stones”

He said, “Whether the APC wishes me well or not, I shall live long and prosper. What they think about me is neither here nor there and I lose no sleep over it. It is only what God thinks about me that matters and they are not God. They do not like me and I do not like them and that is fine by me. We do not need to like each other and all we need to do is to meet in the field.

“I do not need their good wishes and neither do I crave their goodwill. Rather than continuously talking about me and making infantile and primitive statements, they should spend their time praying for the soul of the late and great PDP leader, Chief Funso Williams, who would have been governor of Lagos state, who was mysteriously murdered a few years ago by a group of evil, power-hungry and callous men, and who was a formidable political adversary of Tinubu. We pray every day that God should avenge Funso Williams and bring those that killed him to justice.

“We suggest that the APC purge themselves of their obvious obsession with me and instead pray for the fortunes of their candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari because he is in trouble and he is surrounded by snakes and vampires. They should pray that God will keep General Buhari safe from the enemy within. The problem with the Tinubu wing of the APC is that they are so used to dishing out rubbish about other people that it has affected their minds and their ability to say anything reasonable or rational.

“The truth is that their leader, Tinubu belongs in a sanatorium for the mentally unbalanced and a maximum security prison for the power obsessed rather than in any political party. As for the quisling and minion called Lai Mohammed I refuse to respond to him unless and until he starts talking sense, cures himself of his chronic bad breath and desists from wearing pampers.

“The only people that are caving in under pressure here are the APC, their presidential candidate, General Buhari and their de facto leader Tinubu. The closer we get to March 28, the more they panic and the more falsehood and rubbish that they spew out. As I have said before, they have become prisoners of their own delusions and fantasies and victims of their own hallucinations. Tinubu, their de facto leader, should tell Nigerians why they should take him seriously after he was arrested on no less than two occasions by the American authorities for money laundering.

“.“Tinubu should count himself lucky that Nigerians have short memories and that he is not in jail because that is where he deserves to be. He should also prepare himself for the greatest humiliation and defeat of his political career because after March 28, his ambition of becoming de facto president of Nigeria will crumble before his very eyes and would have gone with the wind.”


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So na remnant Reuben Abati dey chop. Na wa o.

boxypane:
Lots of complicated things out here... You wan kii person daughter. Like Dangote ejaculates that much

the man doesn't ejaculate more than twice in a month.

Exousiang01:
Heard she is a nymphomaniac.
The boy must be hardworking

yes she is. I remember back then when I was dating her, I almost lost my life. I had to run and relocate to another state.

Indigbo:
Even Pep know that Arsenal will win it. It's obvious now. You think this is last season or before? Check Arsenal's current squad depth compare to the last 3 seasons.. The 3 points dropped to United is deceiving you? They got it back and they will fly high this weekend Lol Dey play!

they're are going to lose points and bottled it

*DEMOCRACY RAPED: HOW THE SENATE BURIED THE PEOPLE’S WILL*

With the Senate’s rejection of *electronic transmission of election results* today being Feb 4th, 2026, Nigerians have once again been dragged face-to-face with an ugly, recurring truth: *those who claim to represent the people have long abandoned the people’s will*.

This was not legislative caution. It was *deliberate sabotage*. And let us stop pretending otherwise— *the Senate was comfortable with it*.

No walkout.
No dissenting bloc.
No emergency caucus.
No voice raised in shame.

Only a thick, conspiratorial silence—the silence of men who have *chopped and wiped their mouths clean*, confident that nothing will happen 😢.

This single act adds yet another weighty reason why Nigeria increasingly looks like a country held together not by consent, but by exhaustion. A state that systematically blocks transparency has already forfeited the moral right to demand loyalty.

And what about us—the electorate?

We grumble online.
We vent on WhatsApp.
We trade insults on social media.

Then, like clockwork, we *queue obediently to re-elect our captors*.

This is not apathy; it is *learned helplessness*. Let us call it what it is: *the rape of democracy*.

Elections in Nigeria are no longer instruments of choice; they are *rituals of deception*—occasions to spray money, display thuggish power, wrap theft in nationalist slogans, and then retreat to four more years of calculated contempt for the masses.

The ballot has been hollowed out.
The people have been conditioned to forget.
The political class has mastered the science of *manipulating a population that confuses survival with citizenship*.

What we now practice is not democracy under threat—it is *democracy already hijacked, gagged, raped, killed and paraded as a corpse*.

Until Nigerians move beyond online outrage and confront this systemic fraud head-on, elections will remain nothing more than a recurring insult— *a cycle of hope raised, stolen, and buried*.

This is not leadership.

This is not representation.

This is *organized betrayal masquerading as governance*.

And history is watching.

*FraXav*


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The list is incomplete without Oyenusi and Anini.

That's why I'm on nairaland. I'm looking for the rib of my ribs, flesh of my flesh. I must get married this year.

joromii:
These children have been fed at home. Trust me

na you feed dem? Na so una go just dey talk wetin you no know. Travel to the northern part of the country and see hunger face to face.

Happy post rumours birthday my crush

Just because he gaved somebody a manual second hand car, we no go hear word again.

I hope it's not what I'm thinking.

Just 2 million naira? What is 2 million naira in Nigeria of today? He is a very stingy man. Davido won't give less than 10 million naira.

Lori iro!

United won more trophies in their bad phase than arsenal in their "best" phase :

"Their only achievement so far this season is a win against Arsenal"

The original Tu face has spoken.

Village people una well done o. Baba Seyi till 2039.

You are thirty-eight years old
You have been trusting God for a husband
A man was introduced to you
You liked him immediately, and he liked you too
You talk on the phone daily for one month
He lives in Ondo State, while you live in Ibadan

One day, he said he would be coming to see you in Ibadan
He called you before leaving home on Saturday morning
You sent him your location on WhatsApp
He called in every hour to catch up and give you progress of the journey

He got close to Ibadan
He called to tell you he was thirty minutes away from your house
You said you want to quickly have your bath and dress up
He said okay

You got into the bathroom and dressed up within twenty minutes
You sat down on your bed, waiting for him at 11:35
You slept off

You woke up by 5 pm
He had called you over a hundred times
He had left over twenty messages
He had dropped several voice notes

You called him as soon as you woke up
He was already on his way back to Ondo state
He didn't pick up your calls
You sent several messages and voice notes
He didn't reply.

Later in the night, you called him again
You sent messages again and dropped voice notes
You apologised profusely
He replied with one word, "Good luck."

What would be your next move?

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Vanity upon vanity. All is vanity.

WILL ARSENAL BOTTLE THE LEAGUE AGAIN OR MANCHESTER UNITED IS JUST HAVING THEIR MOMENT?

Manchester United's performance at the Emirates, a surprise? One worthy of reckoning?

Before I look into Arsenal. Let me start from here.

It’s now two wins from two for Michael Carrick. The beauty of this is that Manchester United have now beaten two Premier League title contenders in their last two matches following the sacking of Ruben Amorim.

But hold on. We’ve seen this performance before, haven’t we?

Just before he took over, Amorim defeated Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City as Sporting Lisbon manager and later did the same as Manchester United manager.

This is still new-manager bounce. In addition, Manchester United have managed to be tough against big teams in the Premier League despite their struggles over the years. So this isn’t sustainable yet, and it’s not time to sing Uhuru. Let’s keep monitoring progress.

Regardless, the Red Devils did what was required to win and they won.

It must be said; Senne Lammens saved Manchester United and of course Kobbie Mainoo was solid.

Back to Arsenal.

Sometimes, you just need to do the basics to win.

From the moment Arsenal went behind to Manchester United through Patrick Dorgu’s goal, all they needed was to do the basics, as basic as pass and shoot.

There are matches defined by fine margins, and this one against United was exactly that.

I’ll tell you how.

1. The spirit of this United side was high, higher than Arsenal’s.

2. They had just sacked their coach (new-manager bounce).

3. They had just defeated Manchester City, a title contender.

They had almost nothing to lose, hence playing under little or no pressure.

The same cannot be said of Arsenal.

Mikel Arteta and his boys are league leaders with massive expectations. Arsenal are under immense pressure.

So you approach matches like this with less tactical overthinking or rotation and focus on the basics of football — again, as basic as pass and shoot.

Dear Bukayo Saka,
You should cut down on excessive ball-holding and looking to pass or dribble through tight spaces. Deliver more crosses into the box. Cut inside and shoot more often, unless there’s an obvious situation where passing is clearly better than shooting.

Dear Noni Madueke,
It was expected that you’d do a bit more when you were subbed on. There was a chance where the option was open to either pass into the centre of the box or at least shoot, but you chose to go even closer to the post, eventually losing the ball to Harry Maguire’s clearance.

At the very least, you should’ve learned from the rebound shot you took that rattled the goalkeeper and earned Arsenal a corner. Need I remind you that Arsenal’s 2–2 equaliser came from a corner kick? Imagine if you had produced more of that for a team that has mastered set pieces.

I didn’t see much of the first half, so I’ll stick to the second half and, on that basis, let Martin Ødegaard off.

Dear Eberechi Eze,
In matches like this, you don’t stay rotational with the ball. You find spaces, move into them, and shoot. There should be more aggressiveness, more commitment of your opponent.

Dear Mikel Arteta,
In matches like this, you do the basics; as basic as instructing your players to take shots from considerable distances, cut down on excessive passing, carry the ball more, and shoot.

In what world do you start Gabriel Jesus in a match like this, at a time like this? 🤦🏾‍♂️
Where did you expect him to conjure magic from?

How did Manchester United score two of their decisive goals?

The basics.

Dorgu saw an opening after about two exchanges with Bruno Fernandes. On the third occasion, he decided it was enough, took a shot at the edge of the box, and was rewarded.

Matheus Cunha came off the bench, saw an opportunity from a counterattack outside the box, took a shot, and was rewarded.

Again; the basics.

Now let’s flip the table.

In those same situations, if it were Arsenal, with Eze, Ødegaard, or anyone else, they would likely try to move closer to the goalkeeper, exchange more passes, and eventually lose the chance because of how compact Manchester United defended.

Arsenal may have taken similar chances in other matches and been successful with this approach, but not today and that was the difference.

You must understand when to let go of certain habits and when to hold onto them.

Manchester United understood their strengths and stuck to them: stay compact, counter, and shoot. With Bryan Mbeumo and the introduction of Cunha, that approach was always going to be dangerous.

But Arsenal? No.

No one in Arsenal’s attack was decisive, and that was evident in the nature of their two goals.

First goal: an own goal by Lisandro Martínez

Second goal: a goalmouth scramble from a corner kick.

Arsenal didn’t lose because they were bad.
They lost because they were indecisive under pressure.

It’s not over yet, but if Arteta loses the league again this season after leading for so long, I fear for his job in North London.




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Is 34 not too young for marriage? Why the rush? Why not take your time to do cut sheep with the man till when you're 40 before going into marriage? In my opinion 34 is too young o.

See person who suppose to be morning the death of her husband is planning to go to war because of politics.

Government of the confused, by the confused, for the confused.

Reno would be posted to Ghana or cotonou

Sexyrosey:
I’m right here.

are you for real or you're just kidney ne?

Wizkid erroneously equated money with greatness. A major error in the thinking of his generation. If social media were alive in Fela's lifetime, none of them would have equalled it. He may even begin to also think he's greater than Sunny Ade!!

Thank God my banks made it.

Morocco was programmed to win the competition

Uganda 🇺🇬 Re-Elect 86 year old President Yoweri Museveni (40yrs In Power) in the just ended election to continue ruling them
Below are some of the strangers things under his family and friends rulership:

📌 Janet Museveni - Minister of Education (His wife)

📌 Muhoozi - Chief of Uganda's Defence Forces
(His son)

📌 Khadizer - Chief General Army Commander (His son)

📌 Salim Saleh - Presidential Adviser and Former Minister (His brother)

📌 Bright Rwamirama - Minister For Animal Industry (His brother)

📌 Shedrack Nzeire - Senior Presidential Advisor On Defense (His step brother)

📌 Miriam Karugaba - Administrator At The State House (His sister-in-law)

📌 Sabiiti Muzeyi - Former Deputy Inspector General of Police (His brother)

📌 James Kateera - Military ADS Commander (Cousin of his wife)

📌 Faith Mirembe - Private Secretary In Education And Social Services (His brother)

1📌 Sam Kutesa - Minister of Foreign Affairs
(Father-in-law of Museveni's son, Muhoozi)

📌 Allan Matsiko - Special Forces Command's Intelligence Director (husband to Sam Kutesa daughter, the father-in-law of Muhoozi)

📌 Jim Muhwezi - Minister For National Security
(Wife brother)

📌 Susan Muhwezi - Presidential Assistant of the African Growth Opportunity Act (Wife brother )

📌 John Karazaarwe - Senior Presidential Advisor On Local Government (Wife brother)

📌 Henry Tumukunde - Senior Military Officer (Married a cousin of Museveni's wife)

📌 Moses Byaruhanga - Senior Presidential Advisor
(Married a cousin of Museveni's wife)

📌 Hope Nyakairu - Under-Secretary For Finance And Administration At The State House
(Cousin Of Museveni's wife)

📌 Jolly Sabune - Managing Director Cotton Development Authority
(Cousin Of Museveni's wife)

📌 Natasha Museveni Karugire - Presidential Assistant In Charge Of State House
(His daughter)

📌 Joseph Ekwau - Presidential Advisor On Veterinary Issues
(His nephew)

Another pathetic era for Africa 😢

#ugandaelections2026 #africa #BobiWine #YoweriMuseveni

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