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He should better shut up and keep that secret between him and his creator. His daily prayer should even be that none of the other guys should start running their mouths. Of all the how many billion people in the world, it is the one you raped that you went and married...you and your friends o. What the heck was he thinking? Is the marriage some sort of penance for his sin? Better shut up and carry your unimaginable secret to the grave

feeloscar:
Ufanmi, aba die?

idioko

kossyablaze:
Is it in OSUN? Oh ok Akwaibom!.The man is just so Useless.RIP Maam*MODIFIED*ok thrs somtin abt Cross river n Akwaibom women n deeks!A typical lady from dat state cnt stay witout a deek for 18hrs.

say what you are sure of. I'm an Akwa Ibom lady and I can tell you that you are lying

This one needs to have his head examined urgently! Many are mad but few are roaming

daveP:
(blows flute used in igbo folklore and movies when bad thing happens)

this just got me laughing really hard

Oct. 31

saaedlee:
Enang - Cow
Ebot - Goat
Unen - Hen
Ewa - Dog
Anwah - Cat
Ikwot - Frog
Akpok - Lizard
Ekwong - Snail
Ikit/Ikut - ?
Utere - Vulture
Akukuo - Crow
Mkpkem - ?
Usine - ?
Ekpu - Rat
Okpok - Lizard
Uduk Ikot - Snake
Iyak - Fish
Efiom - Crocodile
Mbe - ?
Atinkuun - ?
Utai - Alligator
Efe - ?
Uku - ?(nyash)
Usime Ekpe - ?
Ekong Ebuk Oyop - ?
Akube - ?
Utuat - ?
Enang Atidot - ?
Oyiot - ?
Ukung - ?
Adua - Squirrel
Ine - ?
Eso - ?
Ekpe - Lion
Enin - ?
Ediop - ?
Ebiong - ?
Asabo - Python
Iboom - Cobra
Akpan Akukwo - ?
Unen Agric - Agric Fowl
Aso - ?
Atoitoi - ?
Ndong - Maggot
Mkporikpo - ?
Nten - ?
Ebu - ?
Nkakad - Wood Termites
Nsung - Fly
Abong - Mosquitoes
Obu - Crayfish
Nkop - Oysters
Ikut Inyang - ?
Nkonko - ?
Ekpu Mbakara - Rabbit
Unen Mbakara - ?
Akwuok - ?
Ataad - ?
Ekpa Mkpuud - ?
Nnuene - Ant
Akpaisong - Black Ant
Mkpo Ikot - Soldier Ant
Nwanwa Efut Abang - Sugar Ant
Efaan Uduang - ?
Ata - ?
Mbib - ?
Ndube - ?
Ikit Isong - ?
Idiang - ?
Ntamtam - ?
Mfood - ?
Nkuku Mkporoiyo - ?
Ewa Ikot - Bush Dog
Ebok - Monkey
Idiook - ?
Ikpok Ebok ?
Inuen - Bird
Akadang - ?
Nsiak - ?
Abok Idim Inwang - ?
Obomo Nkuku - Owl
Ukong Eto - Wood Pecker
Ntutumkpom - ?
Nsimsim Nyoho Efok - ?
Ibiom - Dove
Ukong - ?
Ntori Ekwot - ?
Okpotuk Itiat- Moth

ikid - tortoise
mkpekpem - bat
enin - elephant
akwuok - bee
ntori ikwuot - tadpoles
idiok-chimpanzee
ikpok ebok - baboon
mfood - toad

Monkey - ebok

JeffreyJamez:
At least Yours was a stranger....... what if it was an aunt who you cherished so much...... at least he didn't recognize..... what if the said aunt has been keeping tabs on you and knows every single thing about you even tho you haven't Seen her in over 14yrs and she calls you out of Blue...you didn't know the number but immediately you heard the voice on the phone,memories came flooding......... think about that lol

hmmm

flyingdutchman:
Sorry, but why all the graphic and disgusting description of the encounter? I had to jump past that section. I wonder why you would go through the trouble of describing in full details. Seems like either you enjoyed it, or u want to subtly entice other guys

did we read the same story or we have different levels compression. What is enticing about his experience?

liricyst:
wait...this story eh. After sucking his stuff...its when he wanted your trousers off that you realised something was wrong? Hmm...okay. Sorry sha if its true but at eleven years old,you should be in Jss1...i knew about sex in primary 3 from education i guess....and coming into a room and seeing an unclad adult is the first point to run. Sha, pele..thank God he didn't penetrate

for gawds sake he was a child, haven't you been naive about something before?

Parents really need to sensitive to their kids. I'm glad you took the high road by forgiving him and letting go. He's a loser

Ndipe:
Is it close to your hometown?

offot ukwa is the clan comprising all the offot community

Ndipe:
Do you know this place called Offot Ukwa?

yes

I'm from Anua Offot in Uyo LGA of Akwa Ibom state

Pheals:
What abt mr nwonsu-killing three chicken for xmas>

he now kills turkey

Joel3:
enough of this gender equality and feminism Talk. am sick and tired of hearing it. If the female think they need same position with the men then let them join the nigeria army and wear the military uniform and head straight to sabisa forest to fight insurgent.


I believe they deserve minor roles, in the society their duty should be taking care of domestic things. Child bearing, cook nice meal for their family and engage in minor jobs. Women shouldn't be made to lead over men. We have seen in some homes the minute the husband fall out from job and the wife shoulder some little bills that home will never remain the same unlike when the husband shouldered everything.


Even in politics some little minor roles should be giving to them..

watching tv today I saw a woman spewing trash for nigeria to elect female president..
laughing in chinese. She said women will bring change in the country if allowed to run the affairs.

I thought for once that we have female as minister of finance and petroleum minister. Also the president of nigeria PEJ according to channels. Since her husband allow her to interfere with politics She has destroyed the PDP structure with hate.

And This happen at a time nigeria had and recorded the most corrupt government in The history of nigeria in these ministries.

What impact these females has done for nigeria since they lead these ministries? question you should ask yourself. Women mostly don't know how to control powers.

With all this At least they should have prove to us that What men can do women can do better. And women meant well for this nation.

Nigeria female president will be the worst mistake nigerians will ever make. Don't even think about it.


Now, well for me I don't fancy women taking lead where I am. also with female pastors or what have you I feel intimidated. if it happens I'm in an air plane and I was told the pilot is a female I will jump out from the plane. Same applys with Bus, tuck, train or whatever on an high way.

Even if a woman is a mechanic 95% of women will not give her their car to repair,
But they won't stop talking of what men can do women can do better.

I sympathize with the unfortunate females around you. I'm glad my father never put a doubt as to how valuable I am to him and the rest of the world. Men like you have fragile egos. Go and work on your self esteem

Dheartless:
the reply of some women here is just making them look like a lesser being

the things is some women believe our 'fragility' gives us the go ahead to do whatever we want and then play the victim when the consequences come forth. That is total BS. She deserves all she got. How do put that much strain on someone's self-control and expect it not to break? She expected it, she probably didn't think the guy would be the one to win the fight

You were emotionally and verbally abused by your gf/fiancee. Nobody deserve that male or female. Then she went right ahead to start on the physical abuse...what the hell was she thinking? You even had to pin her down and she still went ahead to smash your phone. Again I imagined...what was she thinking? Op, sorry to say this, you are dealing with an unstable person. She needed to see a psychologist long before you guys had the fight. And please try not to bury yourself in the guilt, she had it coming. No matter what her friends told her u did, if she wasn't comfortable, she had the option of leaving. I must commend your resilience because I'm aware there are men who wouldn't take half of what you did before plummeting their partners
nobody deserves to be abused in any form.

Raiders:
Really sad. But how are we sure that this young lady committed suicide. She might have been murder by her boyfriend or someone and her body was placed there to look like suicide. Unfortunately, Nigeria police is not advanced to conduct autopsy to determine the cause of death. I think she was murder because the position of her slippers should be directly under her body if she committed suicide. But in the picture, her slippers were far from her body which means someone place the slippers there.

that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the picture

fighal:
She's gud sha.. carry person lyk dis go huz.. ur mama go jst dae cry, say weytin she du pple 4 village..
ur granny go jst shake her head nd b lyk "mtchew my pikin na mumu"

Gosh! You have killed me with laugh o

5p1naz:
If God wanted you to smoke, there'll be a chimney on ur head...

Jokes...

you have said it all

She's got a fine body but shouldn't be exposing it.

You don't know anything about Akwa Ibom women

DePrynCe:
Akwa ibom dialect (Annang tribe). Ujai iban,atiedie? Aneke anjaiya ke ayen akeredie? Ami nkere Imo nto Abak ikot awan. Asuk ato adolobod akwa ibom ajid ami? Mme umafien-o mkpajem nna adi nna ijem itie ikitie man atode uloko se nyie ke echid ubanga. Njem nna afo ade adansang amasi ami,eka ntok ajen ila,iban nne iden. Nna che ulibbe nlot ke akpokpok ajid ichianga ked inam ima. Mbok nsuk nyimme nyien ke che ajem nla uno. Sisongo. I. My toasting goes thus: fine girl,how are u,u r so beautiful in my eyes,what's ur name? My name is wealthy,I'm from Abak LG. Are u from dis planet earth at all, I shud have love to sit-out with u so tht,I'll tell u what's on my mind for u. I shud have like u 2 be de mother of my children male and female there,I'll be carrying u about on my bike as we make love togethr. What ever u demand I'll give it to u. Pls accept my hand in love. Thanks!

da ame sad!

paschenko:
Ininghe, mmabasi ame nwot! (sweet I swear to God u scatter my head - ibibio language). Lol.

nkap mbo ke mkparawa ukang nnyin ibaha

Creamish:
.....I wasn't refering to my own "mama"...was talking about dat my cousin Ebuka's mum..

sharpest girl

franzis:
I doubt that… they are always wrapped up in each other arms everytime they are together

then I'm as clueless as you are. Does she get naked in front of u?