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please, I advice you stick to the one just released and not be like the troubled user and also you are not to run Girlfriend 7.0 anymore

Thank you

Engr17

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my woman; Love to forgive her; And Patience for her moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat her to death

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife, Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband, Manmatha His wife replied, Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses, 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!" Who is guilty in this situation? , Tell me,who is @ Fault, Hubby or Wiffyy

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says, "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "What I asked for, the English girl? "Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait about nine months to see if it is a girl!!!

A man came home from the Church after Sunday service joyously. When he got home, came into the house, he went straight to his wife and lifted her up. The wife being so surprised over her husband's attitude to her this morning querried him why he had to lift her up? He replied and said, "Honey, at the church today, the pastor told us to lift up our problem(s) unto heaven" This is why I lifted you up,

Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that they won it in 1970. Add 1970 and 1994, it equals 3964. Argentina last won the world cup in 1986. Before that they won it in 1978. Add 1978 and 1986, it equals 3964. Germany last won in 1990. Before that they won in 1974. Add 1990 and 1974, it equals 3964. So going by this logic, the winner of the 2002 world cup was 3964 – 2002 =1962 world cup winner. The 1962 world cup was won by Brazil, considering that the winner of 2002 was Brazil, and also 2002+1962= 3964 yet again, So using that logical formula, The winner of the 2006 world cup will be 3964 – 2006 = 1958. And the winner of 1958 was?

NUREMBERG, Germany - There was no glory for the United States at this year's World Cup, only frustration and failure. The Americans were eliminated in the first round, losing to Ghana 2-1 Thursday in a game they had to win to advance to the tournament's knockout phase.

With thousands of red, white and blue-clad fans cheering them on in Franken-Stadion, the Americans fell flat against a Black Stars team that was stronger and faster. Surprising Ghana advanced along with Italy from Group E.

It was a bitter ending for the United States, which carried high hopes — and a No. 5 world ranking from FIFA — onto soccer's biggest stage. Four years ago, the Americans made the quarterfinals of the World Cup.

Haminu Draman put the Africans ahead in the 22nd minute, breaking in alone on goalkeeper Kasey Keller after colliding with Claudio Reyna, who crumpled to the ground in pain.

The United States, which has never won a World Cup game in which it trailed, tied it when Clint Dempsey scored in the 43rd minute with a smashing 10-yard shot off a perfect feed from DaMarcus Beasley. But Ghana captain Stephen Appiah converted a penalty kick in the second minute of first-half injury time after American defender Oguchi Onyewu was called for a foul in the penalty area.

"We worked real hard to get back in the game," coach Bruce Arena said. "I am disappointed in the judgment of the referee in the penalty call. We would have liked to come out at halftime even, with a chance to win the game. That was a big call.

"Having said that, we could have been better in the second half with our own opportunities."

The Black Stars outfouled the Americans 32-16.

Eddie Johnson entered in the 61st minute as the United States pressed, and Brian McBride nearly tied it again in the 66th, but his diving header inside the 6-yard box clanked off the near post. A minute later, Onyewu sent a header off Landon Donovan's corner kick just over the crossbar.

In order to advance, the Americans needed a victory and some help. They got the needed assistance when Italy defeated the Czech Republic 2-0 in a game played simultaneous in Hamburg. But the United States (0-2-1) didn't come through and finished the tournament with one point — its first in a World Cup played in Europe, but not enough to escape the basement in Group E.

Italy (2-0-1) won the group with seven points and Ghana (2-1), making its first World Cup appearance, advanced with six points.

"This is a historic moment for us," Ghana coach Ratomir Dujkovic said. "We are very happy. It was a very nervous match because of the importance to both teams. But we have done it, we are satisfied."

Four years ago, the Americans were the satisfied ones with their best showing since 1930. But this time, in what probably marked the final World Cup appearances of Reyna, McBride and perhaps Keller, they reverted to their form of 1998 in France, when they finished last overall.

U.S. fans outnumbered the Ghanaians dressed in red, yellow and green, both in the cobblestone streets of Nuremberg's old town before the game and in the historic ballpark where Hitler Youth marched seven decades ago.

With Eddie Pope and Pablo Mastroeni suspended, the Americans used Jimmy Conrad to replace Pope at central defender and Reyna shifted back to Mastroeni's defensive midfield role. Beasley joined Donovan in the center of the midfield and Eddie Lewis, who started the opener at left back, took over in left midfield — his more familiar position — from Bobby Convey.

Draman scored after Dempsey played a back pass to Reyna, and the U.S. captain collided with the Ghanaian left knee to left knee. As Reyna fell, Draman took possession and rushed in one-on-one against Keller, putting the ball onto his right foot and sending it into the corner of the net beyond the diving goalkeeper from 10 yards.

Reyna was taken off the field on a stretcher, grimacing, but returned in the 26th minute, just about the time Italy went ahead of the Czechs. Still looking pained, he was replaced by Ben Olsen in the 40th minute and went to the bench, where the knee was wrapped.

Donovan, who failed to score after getting two World Cup goals as a 20 year old in 2002, had a great chance to tie it in the 35th. He had an open shot after Brian McBride dropped a header for him, but got under the ball and his volley attempt went way high — with U.S. coach Bruce Arena looking disgusted in front of the bench.

Dempsey then tied it.

Beasley, along the left flank just past midfield, battled Derek Boateng and John Pantsil and stole the ball. After a short run, Beasley sent a pinpoint left-footed cross in front of the goal. Racing ahead of Habib Mohamed, Dempsey one-timed the ball with his right foot from about 12 yards.

It was the first goal by a U.S. player in the World Cup in 338 minutes. Dempsey did his rap dance as Americans celebrated.

But moments later, the Americans fell behind again. For good.

Onyewu pushed down Razak Pimpong in the penalty area battling for a header, and Germany's Markus Merk — one of the world's top-rated officials — immediately pointed to the penalty spot as Arena buried his face in his hands. Keller dived left, but Appiah put the ball high to the goalkeeper's right.

Arena kept on talking in the referee's direction until an assistant coach pulled him away.

Hi everyone, I have another story 4 u. There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided 2 save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried 2 get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him 2 stop 2 stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. But the man said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature 2 love.
Y should I give up my nature 2 love just because it is his nature 2 sting?"
Don't give up loving,
Don't give up your goodness,
Even if the people around u, HURT & STING, love them.
Don't feel guilty just yet.

Junior asks his dad: "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies: "Ah, my son, I guess one day, you would have to find out anyway. " Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. " Then I set up a date via email with your mum and we met at a cyber- cafe".We sneaked into a secured room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. " As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. " 6 weeks later, your mum sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS."Then 9 months later, a little pop-up appeared and said, "You 've GOT MALE"

Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 instals itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, Where it moonitors al other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Ikegbe 9.0, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I also have Na Temtation application version which always pop up.I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstll does not work on this program.

Can you please help me!!!??

Thanks
A TROUBLED USER
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Dear TROUBLED USER,

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0 with the idea that wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program and also do not have spyware effect like Na temptation version.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's pragrammer and creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back  to Girlfriend 7.0 or its other versions like mistress 9.0 or Concubine 10.5
Hidden operating System files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall ,delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original system.

Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having

installed Wife 1.0 myself,I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership

Faults (GPF). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their

cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF.

Wife1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additonal software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.  I recommend Flowers3.1 and Diamonds 2k

Do not, Under any circumstance install Secretary with short skirt 3.3 or mini 4.0. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause

system lockup or irreversible damage to the operating system (OS) and according to record,Some Skirt 3.3 and Mini 4.0 have veneral packages that the nation is yet to cure like Prostitution,Sexualy Transmitted Diseases(STD/STIs) in the CMOS/BIOS while others carry the Virus called Human Immuno Virus{HIV/AIDS}

Best of Luck

Engr17
(Tech Support)

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Engr17