Truckpusher:
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MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

pet4ril:
gone are dose days of money for hand, back for ground, now back for ground, half way then. Money for ground Bfor finishing... case close, another seller out there

Freemanan:
*thinking*

THREE*SOME

Bhanjea:
Well, I don't think ur mum shld enter that room in the first place,fine I recognise d fact that she is your mother and u respect her but I believe courtesy demands a knock on the door
My guy,u don't need to give any explanation and ur wife shld feel free cos u guys are only fufilling that part of procreation.
Regarding the "son of animal thing",its not so sweet not to you but to ur wife,u know ladies can be more emotional than being logical,ur mum is just trying to express the shock,u guys gave her,try to talk to ur wife to make her fell good and bang her strictly hard(PRN),so far u have paid her bride price...u need it man and it is the secret to effortless union of a man and woman

Vig86:
I think I understood the mum. During their time they could stay for 2years without sex and even more but from the write up, OP said their child was just 5months. The mum couldn't have imagined that they had started already. OP, u for give your mum that 2months grace for the Omungo. Your wife to clear the shame, she should go to your mum and make joke about it. She can say "mama oji anyi na njo oge a" which means, it held us badly that time. She is a woman and she will understand.

MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal

Truckpusher:
I no do again.

bettercreature:
Its big deal,they are just class-less that is the fact!

Truckpusher:
I no do again.

pet4ril:
same here. Hold it n start thinking alone which may lead to high blood pressure.

Quincyolarks:
It wasn't funny then ooo bros, I was in secondary school. The babe nearly died of shame. I guess your mom said what she said in good humor and you guys should take it as such, shebi don marry self. By the way what's omungwo?

BrainnewsNg:


What?

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Truckpusher:
Who are you?

pet4ril:
original pet4ril, any other pet4ril is counterfeit are u ok with dat?

rasojie:
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww

ladyF:
Lmao ewwwww
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MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

engrhorla:

Lovely specs u got thr!

MISSNORA:
thanx

Freemanan:

*thinking*


THREE*SOME

MOORCHMOORE:
its a celebration done for a baby by inlaws, friends and family. Efri body comes with different gift.

rasojie:
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww