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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 2:43pm On Oct 29, 2013
[quote author=X-Presie]u wan fal ppl's hand, abi u no ryt d testhuh na SUNDAY dey d quezn, jst as he typ ahm[/quote]okay, then I surrender sha.......turns 2 gonna hugged him warmly u b ma padi anyway
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 2:30pm On Oct 29, 2013
Raise the roof, have no fear no man greater than God I swear!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 2:19pm On Oct 29, 2013
gonnas4eva: plz guys wats d answer to dis Q: if d day after tomorrow is 3days before sunday, whats today?
oga shay na confusion make u type wrong question? It is b4 monday not sunday kwo??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2013
okada abeg drop me 4 dat junction make I see werin paper dey talk,... Walks to the vendor* oga abeg give me punch make I see werin dey dia......takes a seat, flips thru the paper!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 11:31pm On Oct 27, 2013
Missfads: Me just dey here with my oga at the top dey jist.
missfads!!!!!!!!! Na u dey make me talk 4 ere, I swear ur oga @ either top or whreva na strong man oooo cos na ur speclation still dey on point.... Anyway u may inbox me your pin/number....visitengroke@yahoo.com.........o lenu dakuest, just help me hail your OGA sha cos dx 1 wey una dey gist by dx time of the day and remember to tell me the number wey my name dey on d list.....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Reasons Why Majority Of Nigerian Youths Are Unemployed by engroke(m): 3:36pm On Oct 27, 2013
Mr acid or what are u called u seem 2 ve a point just dat there are finx u don't understand, have u ever heard of tax holidays in naija? What abt social welfare, housing scheme, efficient transport system n pottable water all dx put 2geda are what makes SME thrive easily in d uk n us of which we don't have that here.
Why won't u b impatient when as a graduate you get 20k as ur pay and dat small amount would b used 4 ur upkeep, tfare, housing, water even electricity. Now tell me how you are going to cope with all these.
Nigerian youth are talented, skillful and always ready to learn have you ever wondered why that your frustrated unemployed friend in naija manages to enter places like dubai, singapore, malaysia even south africa and libya and started telling different story? The only magic there is that the environment is enabling. I know a naija graduate who works as a barber in southy. N he is doing well than bankers in naija.
Let's not chastise our graduate unnecessarily just call a spade a spade if they can't hold their own in the market I won't still blame them cos I know that our educational sector is in shambles.
If ure a graduate ere and u don't have parental or family backing there is no way you would b satisfied with earning peanuts. Now we graduates going into music, arts, comedy etc and ure still saying they are lazy when piracy is nearly chasing them outta business, what about sports this is 1 area our govt is yet 2 explore can you wake in naija as a poor man son and decide that you are gonna play football, basketball, swimming, boxing etc ? You certainly won't wanna take the risk not even now that our govt now depends on children brought up in superior conditions in europe and uk 2 fortify our team I wonder what becomes the fate of that boy on the street of naija trying to make ends meet via football. Pls! Pls!! Pls!!! If u can't psyche, inspire, encourage or help this graduate of ours let's not put salt on their wounds in my own opinion tell your honourables to vacate the house and start SME while the youth replace them as senators, managers, reps and ministers since they have already gotten their pounds of flesh from the national treasury........I rest my case
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 3:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
@ olu d males are 16times more than female, so if female equals p
Male equals 16p hence
16p+p equals 1156
17p equals 1156
P equals 1156/17
P equals 68..........is dat clear!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 1:28pm On Oct 26, 2013
Day 98th, missfad we are still counting oooooo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 10:39pm On Oct 25, 2013
mimzy007: Engroke,as in ehn! Therez nothing we won't hear until the list is finally out.
dat score na super high oooo and dat happens 2 b my state God help me o!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 10:12pm On Oct 25, 2013
adekanmbi1986: Just in : Ogun State @ Lagos Centre
Highest Score : 50
Lowest Score : 41
o ta lenu oooooo, I laff in in ijebu ......jwajwabuubuuuulalala!!!!!!!!!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Iraq: FIFA U-17 World Cup (5 - 0) On 25th October 2013 by engroke(m): 6:19pm On Oct 25, 2013
homesteady: #Fact -
Nigeria hasn't lost a group-stage game at a U-17
World Cup since way back in 1993!
Dat 1 na lie joor, we lost to argentina in 2003 @ finland in our last group match. We cnsequently crashed via toss of coin.mikel, obasi n d likes were in dat tournament n eguavoen as d coach
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 4:33pm On Oct 23, 2013
Frogie n aero pls kindly check d plot of land qxn, I fink d ans shd b 25300..... The 15percnt is of the cost price
Do it dx way;
15 equals c-18700/c *100
C equals 22000 which is d cost price then
15 percent of 22000 is 3300
Hence 3300+22000 equals 25300 wic is the selling price. If he must make 15 percent gain
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 8:54pm On Oct 22, 2013
@ aeropaschal I fink the ans 2 qxn on hours is 384 nt 383, try 2 use d nth term of AP
L equals a + (n-1)d.....solve 4 n, d is 13, a is 1hr 54... "L is 3hr ....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 9:44am On Oct 22, 2013
Missfads ur 100 days is still on point tho!
Romance › Re: Four Things You Cannot Change In Your Guy by engroke(m): 9:15pm On Oct 21, 2013
I came


I saw



I frown



I spit on thread and walk away
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 7:34pm On Oct 21, 2013
Which 1 do u want me 2. Xplain sef
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m):
2. Ans 44
3. No options
4. 60
5. 44
6. Incmplete info
7. 3000
8. 25300
9.Wed
10. 45
11.4
12.
13.113
14. 6
15.V
Pls check d ones I left blank for errors not sure u typed d right fin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 3:14pm On Oct 21, 2013
princesshugo: Naf last year aptitude test: a boy was asked to write the value of (2) rise to power of 5 * (9) rise to power of 2. He wrote it as 2592. The difference between the obtained n d actual value is.

A light was sent at interval of 13 seconds. It was seen for d first time at 1hr 54 min. 50 seconds a.m and d last time at 3hrs 17 min 49 seconds a. M. How many times was the light seen?

The number of gals in a class is 5 time the number of boys. Which of d following cannot be d total number of children in d class?
In an examination, a student was asked to find 3/14 of a certain number. By mistake he found 3/4 of dat number. His abswe was 150 more than the correct answe then the number is

A number was increased by 20% n then again by 20%. By what percent should the increased number be reduced so as to get back d original number

If the price of petrol is increased by 30% by how much percent a car owner must reduce his consumptio in order to maintain d same budget
The total population of a village is 5000. D number of males. N females increased by 10% n 15% respectively n consequently d pipulation of d village becomes 5600. What was d number of male i d village
When a plot is sold for 18,700, d owner loses 15% . At wat price must d plot be sold in order to gain 15%

The day after tomorow is three days before a monday . What day is it today

Then fill in d missing number
9, 15, 23, 33, ?

12, 8, 14, 6, 16, ?

9, 6, 16, 10, 30, 18 ? 34

68, 81, 96, ? 132

2, 5, 9, ? 20, 27

Whhich is d penultimate letter to d word LOVE

Pls answe if U kw it n i will give U d option cos i can't hide knowledge. Success to us all
1 ans is 0
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Performs For Nearly Empty Seats Last Night In Abuja by engroke(m): 11:18am On Oct 21, 2013
END TIME SHOW
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 8:57pm On Oct 20, 2013
Omaobe: We read and understand differently. Imagine som1 saying no one is in competition with any1 wen thousands of applicants are jostling for less dan ten slots from a state. Ogbeni, wake up.

I sti repeat, u need 'oga(s) at d top' to scrape tru. Odawise, u wi learn ur lesson d hard way. Ok, let just one person out of dose dat were commissioned last prove me wrong and tell us dat true to God he got there on merit witout som1. Stop kidding! D truth is bitter and we don't like hearing it.

I'm also a bliver of God like u guys and dat was y I mentioned 'work and pray'. Or, didn't u see dat?

For me o, I wi continue to tell pple to find 'oga at d top' because 'na Naija we dey and no one can bobo us here'.

Merit ko, merit ni...if I undersTand all dx drama very well, it means all dose officers I saw in Naf uniform got dia via Oga @ d top..............so ten thousand applicants with ten thousands Ogas .........lolz I juss can't stop laffing. But let's 4get oga or no oga cos aas ure bragging abt 1 wing commander u knw u 4get say some1 else knows coas, another knows d chairman senate committee on airforce, another rookie knows the ADC so..........what's gonna happen 2 u.....God will see me thru sha..........
Food › Re: 25 Powerful Reasons To Eat Bananas by engroke(m): 4:35am On Oct 19, 2013
chykmoni: Take Banana till you go yo'... Abeg wetin be Yo'
yokozuna,,,,,,,,
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 6:16pm On Oct 18, 2013
100 days is 10 days away.......this thing is gradually bcoming real.........
Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by engroke(m): 1:46pm On Oct 18, 2013
What about gals dat rub dia long malaysian hair on ur face in the bus.
For the op if you patronise rail transport in lagos especially from agbado to iddo you will know whatsapp, even if a guy stand jeje girls go still come rub everytin rubable 4 your body.......those that use rail transport in lagos knows whhat am spitting.......
Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by engroke(m): 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2013
BabaAlabi: Stingy girl...what will you lose if you allow the poor guy tap small current. Wicked Naija girls
laugh don make me wake the whole neighbourhood!!!!!!!!!!
Crime › Re: Father Slept With His Daughters, Claiming To Save Them From Premature Death by engroke(m): 5:44am On Oct 18, 2013
Wonder shall never END
Not @ this TIME
Infact, man tire for all this THINGS
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 4:56am On Oct 18, 2013
[quote author=solidman59]I just found out tonight that the list will be out b4 this month ends. I guess the 100days tin is right. It will be out just b4 d month ends. So plz let's keep hoping and waiting.[/quote ) I ave said it dat if 100 days is anything to go by, then we shouldn't xpect it 2day, it shd either b next week or 28th oct
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 9:35pm On Oct 17, 2013
solidman59: Tomorrow is the day. Fasten your seatbelts!!!
the day 4 what again naaa..........dats how u guys keep saying d-day from july till now
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 7:07pm On Oct 16, 2013
Even the 100 days is around the corner, 28th of oct is less than 2 weeks 4rm now.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 6:48pm On Oct 16, 2013
In davido's voice when dem see me 4 gate soldiers scatter dey dance like clown....oya fijo gbowo







Juss kidding!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 2:00pm On Oct 15, 2013
I got mine too, ma docx are all ready, I'm hundred percent ready......GOD HAVE YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 9:43am On Oct 12, 2013
Frogieprince: Great input by physio4army, thanks man.
engroke and skiguy123, thanks for the PQ n GMAT hints.
emmanuel4fire, great encouragement.
Believe me, you guys have already made it this year into one of the armed forces officer's cadet.
Not to forget, Mimzy007 who'll make top on the list. God has rewarded you guys. Ameen!
And others who I forgot to mention, thanks for sharing your knowledge. cheesy
and engroke says AMEN!!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 11:09pm On Oct 11, 2013
ayodeji86: U gettin it wrong.I'm stil going to house a fellow NAF applicants,eat wit dem,study wit dem and dats whr it ends.not all this mutualism u guys are turning dis to
worefa!!!! Mutual or not Jah knows best cos we are not even gonna study nor eat 2geda like u meaning urs is even more mutual....

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