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lil jboy: I went to a cinema with
Akpos, on getting to
the
cinema we saw a bald
guy, I
showed the guy to
Akpos
and said "Look at fresh
head,
this one is good to slap,
but
Laff don tear ma pant

I'm afraid of the guy's
face".
Akpos then said to me
"Emeka, you fear a lot, I
will
slap that head and
nothing
will happen".
I dared him to do it and
he
went to where the guy
was
sitting and gave him a
HOT
SLAP on his head.The
guy
was surprised, and
wanted to
react, then Akpos said
"Bros
emeka, so you are here,
and
we have been looking
for
you at home!"
The guy responded "I'm
not
Bros emeka, maybe we
look
alike", Akpos murmured
"maybe."
After some minutes In
the
cinema, Akpos called me
again and said "emeka, I
will
slap that guy again and
nothing will happen." I
answered "ok"
He went to the guy,
gave
him a hot slap and said
"Bros
emeka stop lying, I say
na u
be dis..." The guy said to
him
angrily "I'm not Bros
emeka,
please, let me be". The
guy
then left that seat and
went
to the front seat.
After some minutes
Akpos
called me and said
"emeka, I
will slap that guy again
and
nothing will happen."
This
time i told him that"if
anything happens, I will
pretend I don't know
him."
He stood up, went to
the
front seat, gave the
guy a
very hot slap and said
"Bros
emeka, so na here you
dey, I
come dey slap another
person for back!"

Mc Mastiff: The principal asked the man,"Are u the new English teacher? He answered,"Yes i are!!

VanTee20: #9
Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to
his friend naked!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the
waist instead of putting it round your neck!"

emmanuel4fire: Go to any good hospital that has calibrated meter rule and take measurement for free. You can also check your weight and calculate your B.M.I.