₦airaland Forum

ITbomb: That is why dem lurve me, from play I go romance dem till they beg me to insert

Bro, abeg insert what??

Which kind film b dx self, e dey confuse person....abeg make I put season 2 may b dat 1 go dey interesting

Hmmmmmm, village things!!!!!!!!

In olamide's voice idi lo tobi toyi o da bi hunch back where are u going to.......ogbeni come back
But 2 say d fact nothing hard 4 d gal na juss give her dat banana from behind simple!!!!

harde2lah: Nice thread I must say. Bamidele by name, student of Institute of Petroleum Studies, UNIPORT, studying Petr Engineering.

opeyemi adetula ki lo n shele

Una don make me slap my OGA @ d top because of laugH...chaai wetin I go do now, *runs out 2 get elder aromatic schnapps and kolanut 2 appease the oga.......

Jckin4: Pman06, hope you're observing this my 'friend',e don start again. The wait has made him hyper erratic.
About d 'Onward together' motto,pls guys should learn 2 'onward alone',make our ship no sink,people wey dey on board don 2 plenty. So hence forth,its ONWARD ALONE! Maybe thats all they need 2 release that age long list. Nonetheless,in GOD i trust.

laugh don make me slap my boss.........

If u have bad breath, u will realise that:


You always win every arguement cos the smell of ur mouth would not allow ur antagonist proceed with the debate


You always settle dispute easily. This is because once u come around to speak the parties involve in the fight just hold their nose and walk away



You always make babies cry when you talk to their face

Missfads: What's that supposed to mean?..why do some people reason with their butts??..who told u am an attention seeker....respect urself...don't even get me started.

Mind u I don't seek for attention I get ..without stress. U need tomeet in person to realise that. Mind what u say. :

I came

I saw

I hissed


I throwey face

I also want to come out with my own speculation, make I raise pple hope a lil but I'm not sure of the day 2 use........may be I should wait and let kwajays' expire then I will fire mine, u guys shd get set 4 me since this thread don turn speculation arena........

emeko4sure: D list is coming dis week unfailingly....trust me on dis....wish you all the best.God bless you all God bless naija......onward together....

ure seeking attention right?... U will get it double, more than missfads'

tpacalipse: Be careful! For some who sleep in church might be saved while those who observe and post their pictures online might perish. It might be good if all shud mind his or her business at church for veryone come but for different reasons.

perish ko, pepper snacks ni

carr101: The prince-take banana

Such an offensive song

like they don't take the banana really....abeg noo dey form here jhur

iebanehita: ^^yea. Why do you ask?

seeMs I have seen ur post somewhr where u told some1 u stayed in ijoko but am not sure if ure d 1 dats y I asked

kholexgman: Some pples were called aunty and brother in dere various houses but dey lack of simple etiquette...why joking with somthing that ws very important too all applicant on dis NAF thread...oga ooo agba ko ogbon...pls let us be serious..if u dnt v somtin meaningful that can help others too benefit from..its nt compulsory u post somtin..keep quite and read thru d conversations of mature pples...

Laugh don make me touch my mother in-law breast........laughing in pidgin

Y this thread now Are we to bribe the referee or what
*continue sipping action bitters and listening to skelewu......

In wizkid's voice MEXICAN shall fall again if they play my team ooooooooo eeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can face lion now


Anytime any day


Even if they are three





But na three lions wey dem draw for england football team jersey

I think na super eagles need this 1 na, I think na them dey play indomitable lions of cameroon........oooooh I get what the op is tryna say " raise up ur hand and say twale baba 2 a lion" when I no b agbero!!!!!!!!

Missfads: Yippee...This is the week we all have been waiting for. Sit tight and relax.

missfad! Missfad!! Missfad!!!...... Why are u doing this to people now? Na everyweek b the week we all have been waiting for , this isn't fair ooooo. I just need u 2 help me call ya oga tell him 2 b specific....in tiwa's voice I no do kele kele list oooooooooo

kex214: To doz intending Officers.......Watch out from next week starting 2morow.Very sure the list is going to be out. Congratulations in advance.ONWARD TOGETHER

una next week no dey end?

Abeg o, na who b NPUGA, is he responsible 4 ASUU strike, some1 give me his contact..........

In wizkid's voice 20 goals in 5 matches if u play my team oooooo eeeeeh, hundred shots in 6 matches if u play. Eaaglets oooooooooo eeeeeehhhhhh

In wizkid's voice 20 goals in 5 matches if u play my team oooooooooo eeeeeh

And some peeps will say END TIME THINGS................

iebanehita: ^^^Lagos has majority of the jobs. Most of the banks and other coy's HQ are found in Lagos also.

you stay around ijoko isn't it??

End. Time. Grammar

emmanuel4fire: Tuesday is the correct answer. Tuesday is today. Wednessday is tomorrow. Thursday is the day after tomorrow which is three days before sunday.

that qxn is a standard qxn with a standard ans of wednesday because the options remains the same for the 3days b4 monday version mayb there was an error of sunday instead of monday, rmember the plantain and yam qxn too

Me I don't even tink we need to b told the scores sef because we can reason out our scores ourselves except we juss dnt want 2 b sincere

@ sanya don't let any1 spoil ur mood joor, just relax n hope 4 the best even beyond NAF besides that was how one man told me I scored 40 in my post ume back then only 4 me to realise I did far better than that, so no shaking if it is ur way nobody can stop ya!!!!!!

Be calm and know that I'm God...he can manipula8 anyfin, he can raise any Oga 4 u when u least expected, he can fix u in places uve never dreamt of reaching........have no fear, he is able

I wud have loved to argue some answers ere, but when I rmember that scoring 50/50 still doesn't guaranty ones place on the list I just felt discouraged and leave every1 to their own opinion.....hmmm I pray jah help us all sha as 4 d monday qxn in my own opinion I fink is wednesday tue would have been correct bt nt in the option.
Some of the qxns we did were kinda bias towards what they fink shd b d ans 4 instance d plantain and yam qxn, the ionosphere and troposphere fin, nuclear n chemical weapon qxn and some past qxn on light and the likes.......hmmmm like they wrote out the answers b4 making some errors in the question proper whichever. I juss gonna hope on God