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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 4:40pm On Nov 11, 2013
I also want to come out with my own speculation, make I raise pple hope a lil but I'm not sure of the day 2 use........may be I should wait and let kwajays' expire then I will fire mine, u guys shd get set 4 me since this thread don turn speculation arena........
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 11:45pm On Nov 10, 2013
emeko4sure: D list is coming dis week unfailingly....trust me on dis....wish you all the best.God bless you all God bless naija......onward together....
ure seeking attention righthuh?... U will get it double, more than missfads'
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Sleep In The Church? by engroke(m): 11:32pm On Nov 10, 2013
tpacalipse: Be careful! For some who sleep in church might be saved while those who observe and post their pictures online might perish. It might be good if all shud mind his or her business at church for veryone come but for different reasons.
perish ko, pepper snacks ni
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Would You Ban? by engroke(m): 11:51pm On Nov 09, 2013
carr101: The prince-take banana

Such an offensive song undecided
like they don't take the banana really....abeg noo dey form here jhur
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Meadow Hall School Graduate Teachers Trainee Programme 2013 by engroke(m): 10:33pm On Nov 09, 2013
iebanehita: ^^yea. Why do you ask?
seeMs I have seen ur post somewhr where u told some1 u stayed in ijoko but am not sure if ure d 1 dats y I asked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 9:10am On Nov 07, 2013
kholexgman: Some pples were called aunty and brother in dere various houses but dey lack of simple etiquette...why joking with somthing that ws very important too all applicant on dis NAF thread...oga ooo agba ko ogbon...pls let us be serious..if u dnt v somtin meaningful that can help others too benefit from..its nt compulsory u post somtin..keep quite and read thru d conversations of mature pples...
Laugh don make me touch my mother in-law breast........laughing in pidgin
SportsRe: Gambian Referee For Nigeria Vs Ethiopia Match by engroke(m): 6:08pm On Nov 06, 2013
Y this thread nowhuh Are we to bribe the referee or what
*continue sipping action bitters and listening to skelewu......
SportsRe: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by engroke(m): 5:48pm On Nov 06, 2013
In wizkid's voice MEXICAN shall fall again if they play my team ooooooooo eeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by engroke(m): 7:04pm On Nov 04, 2013
I can face lion now


Anytime any day


Even if they are three





But na three lions wey dem draw for england football team jersey
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by engroke(m): 7:00pm On Nov 04, 2013
I think na super eagles need this 1 na, I think na them dey play indomitable lions of cameroon........oooooh I get what the op is tryna say " raise up ur hand and say twale baba 2 a lion" when I no b agbero!!!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 9:57pm On Nov 03, 2013
Missfads: Yippee...This is the week we all have been waiting for. Sit tight and relax.
missfad! Missfad!! Missfad!!!...... Why are u doing this to people nowhuh? Na everyweek b the week we all have been waiting for , this isn't fair ooooo. I just need u 2 help me call ya oga tell him 2 b specific....in tiwa's voice I no do kele kele list oooooooooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 7:26pm On Nov 03, 2013
kex214: To doz intending Officers.......Watch out from next week starting 2morow.Very sure the list is going to be out. Congratulations in advance.ONWARD TOGETHER
una next week no dey endhuhhuh?
SportsRe: 25 Private Universities Set For NPUGA Games by engroke(m): 12:19am On Nov 03, 2013
Abeg o, na who b NPUGA, is he responsible 4 ASUU strike, some1 give me his contact..........
SportsRe: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by engroke(m): 11:59pm On Nov 02, 2013
In wizkid's voice 20 goals in 5 matches if u play my team oooooo eeeeeh, hundred shots in 6 matches if u play. Eaaglets oooooooooo eeeeeehhhhhh
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by engroke(m): 6:58pm On Nov 02, 2013
In wizkid's voice 20 goals in 5 matches if u play my team oooooooooo eeeeeh
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Poses In Scary Halloween Costumes (photos) by engroke(m): 11:26pm On Nov 01, 2013
And some peeps will say END TIME THINGS................
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Meadow Hall School Graduate Teachers Trainee Programme 2013 by engroke(m): 10:43pm On Nov 01, 2013
iebanehita: ^^^Lagos has majority of the jobs. Most of the banks and other coy's HQ are found in Lagos also.
you stay around ijoko isn't ithuh??
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by engroke(m): 10:11pm On Nov 01, 2013
End. Time. Grammar
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 3:15pm On Oct 30, 2013
emmanuel4fire: Tuesday is the correct answer. Tuesday is today. Wednessday is tomorrow. Thursday is the day after tomorrow which is three days before sunday.
that qxn is a standard qxn with a standard ans of wednesday because the options remains the same for the 3days b4 monday version mayb there was an error of sunday instead of monday, rmember the plantain and yam qxn too
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 10:13pm On Oct 29, 2013
Me I don't even tink we need to b told the scores sef because we can reason out our scores ourselves except we juss dnt want 2 b sincere
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 8:30pm On Oct 29, 2013
@ sanya don't let any1 spoil ur mood joor, just relax n hope 4 the best even beyond NAF besides that was how one man told me I scored 40 in my post ume back then only 4 me to realise I did far better than that, so no shaking if it is ur way nobody can stop ya!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 5:32pm On Oct 29, 2013
Be calm and know that I'm God...he can manipula8 anyfin, he can raise any Oga 4 u when u least expected, he can fix u in places uve never dreamt of reaching........have no fear, he is able
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 5:03pm On Oct 29, 2013
I wud have loved to argue some answers ere, but when I rmember that scoring 50/50 still doesn't guaranty ones place on the list I just felt discouraged and leave every1 to their own opinion.....hmmm I pray jah help us all sha as 4 d monday qxn in my own opinion I fink is wednesday tue would have been correct bt nt in the option.
Some of the qxns we did were kinda bias towards what they fink shd b d ans 4 instance d plantain and yam qxn, the ionosphere and troposphere fin, nuclear n chemical weapon qxn and some past qxn on light and the likes.......hmmmm like they wrote out the answers b4 making some errors in the question proper whichever. I juss gonna hope on God
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 2:43pm On Oct 29, 2013
X-Presie:
u wan fal ppl's hand, abi u no ryt d testhuh na SUNDAY dey d quezn, jst as he typ ahm
okay, then I surrender sha.......turns 2 gonna hugged him warmly u b ma padi anyway
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 2:30pm On Oct 29, 2013
Raise the roof, have no fear no man greater than God I swear!!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 2:19pm On Oct 29, 2013
gonnas4eva: plz guys wats d answer to dis Q: if d day after tomorrow is 3days before sunday, whats today?
oga shay na confusion make u type wrong question? It is b4 monday not sunday kwo??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2013
okada abeg drop me 4 dat junction make I see werin paper dey talk,... Walks to the vendor* oga abeg give me punch make I see werin dey dia......takes a seat, flips thru the paper!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 11:31pm On Oct 27, 2013
Missfads: Me just dey here with my oga at the top dey jist.
missfads!!!!!!!!! Na u dey make me talk 4 ere, I swear ur oga @ either top or whreva na strong man oooo cos na ur speclation still dey on point.... Anyway u may inbox me your pin/number....visitengroke@yahoo.com.........o lenu dakuest, just help me hail your OGA sha cos dx 1 wey una dey gist by dx time of the day and remember to tell me the number wey my name dey on d list.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Reasons Why Majority Of Nigerian Youths Are Unemployed by engroke(m): 3:36pm On Oct 27, 2013
Mr acid or what are u called u seem 2 ve a point just dat there are finx u don't understand, have u ever heard of tax holidays in naija? What abt social welfare, housing scheme, efficient transport system n pottable water all dx put 2geda are what makes SME thrive easily in d uk n us of which we don't have that here.
Why won't u b impatient when as a graduate you get 20k as ur pay and dat small amount would b used 4 ur upkeep, tfare, housing, water even electricity. Now tell me how you are going to cope with all these.
Nigerian youth are talented, skillful and always ready to learn have you ever wondered why that your frustrated unemployed friend in naija manages to enter places like dubai, singapore, malaysia even south africa and libya and started telling different story? The only magic there is that the environment is enabling. I know a naija graduate who works as a barber in southy. N he is doing well than bankers in naija.
Let's not chastise our graduate unnecessarily just call a spade a spade if they can't hold their own in the market I won't still blame them cos I know that our educational sector is in shambles.
If ure a graduate ere and u don't have parental or family backing there is no way you would b satisfied with earning peanuts. Now we graduates going into music, arts, comedy etc and ure still saying they are lazy when piracy is nearly chasing them outta business, what about sports this is 1 area our govt is yet 2 explore can you wake in naija as a poor man son and decide that you are gonna play football, basketball, swimming, boxing etc ? You certainly won't wanna take the risk not even now that our govt now depends on children brought up in superior conditions in europe and uk 2 fortify our team I wonder what becomes the fate of that boy on the street of naija trying to make ends meet via football. Pls! Pls!! Pls!!! If u can't psyche, inspire, encourage or help this graduate of ours let's not put salt on their wounds in my own opinion tell your honourables to vacate the house and start SME while the youth replace them as senators, managers, reps and ministers since they have already gotten their pounds of flesh from the national treasury........I rest my case
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 3:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
@ olu d males are 16times more than female, so if female equals p
Male equals 16p hence
16p+p equals 1156
17p equals 1156
P equals 1156/17
P equals 68..........is dat clear!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by engroke(m): 1:28pm On Oct 26, 2013
Day 98th, missfad we are still counting oooooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by engroke(m): 10:39pm On Oct 25, 2013
mimzy007: Engroke,as in ehn! Therez nothing we won't hear until the list is finally out.
dat score na super high oooo and dat happens 2 b my state God help me o!!!

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