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Those saying Maths must be high on Ijebu weed..... how on earth can u compare Maths with Mechanical Engineering There is no where in the world a Mech Engr can't fit in.... How many Job adverts do you see are looking of BSc Maths?? Even Audit and Insurance firms now go for Engineers talk more of Oil n Gas, Manufacturing n others too numerous to mention.....

BTW: am sure most people studying Maths are there because they applied for Engineering but were not admitted, so they were thrown to maths dept.


Oya If e pain u Quote me and see.....

Open an Indomie and egg Joint in a good location and trust me, u will be smiling to the bank.... or better still go for Poultry..
thank me later

No one does it better than An Engineering student...

Jack of all trade


Masters of all calculus

Reservoir of knowledge

Originator of Linear algebra

Maestro of real analysis

Solution to ordinary differential equation

Experts in Laplace Transforms and Fourier
series


Click like if u feel that......

The Most Useless and And and and..... (pls someone should help me with a word above Useless) Post I have ever seen on Nairaland...
coming from someone who have never heard Gun shot in his Life......


Thank God the Post is not in 2016..

Plateau, Ogun, Oyo and Nassarawa states

juman:
They killed innocent people.
APC is a fraud.

innocent people with weapons engaging the military in Gun Battle
You are sick..Nigerians will never learn...

Layolaw:
can you please tell us something about the group? I seriuosly want to know how they pose a threat to the country that made the NA to treat them so bad

They attempted to Assassinate the Chide of Army Staff, By engaging Military troops means they are in possession of heavy weapons and ammunitions... is this alone not a threat

mind you,this is how Bokoharam started ......

Austin4lif:
Changi, Human right is nt guaranteed any longer. APC have scammed us. Why killing unarmed civilians? All the assassination stuff is nt true but a white propaganda. In democracy there is freedom of association. When this shiite pick up arms now and bombs, we will start crying for dialogue, why not dialogue with them nw. Last bullet, is Buhari capable of ruling Nigeria? Can we categorically state that Nigeria is better off compare to the former regime?

Are u against the killing or Supporting Let me get you right before properly quoting u......

Jolllyjoy:
Flat arse and boobs rock

u be Lez

misspicy:
End Time coincidence




is it that you all attend the same church? or where does your mum know them from?

We once Live in the same area, but Becky's Parent Relocate to the Middle belt later 3 yrs ago.....She had her in mind for long

I was gisting with my mum yesterday so she said ehem come let me ask you, I have never talked about this issue with you but now that you are becoming a man of Ur own tell me, who is your girlfrnd, and if you Dont have a responsible one, I have two decent ladies in mind which I will like you to choose one among them. So personally am actually dating 2 pretty ladies and have being praying for God to choose one for me, when I asked my mum who are those 2 Ladies she had in mind, her Response shocked me to my Spine when she mentioned exactly the 2 Ladies am presently Dating. The truth is that Nobody in my family knows am dating these ladies and I have never discussed with my mum about anything relationship my whole life. Could this be the coincidence of the century or what?? does that shows am on the right track with those Angels of mine? I Truly Luv both of them , Becky is Chocolate, loving and caring, God fearing, Pretty( But not as pretty as Beatrice), a Virgin, has Killer curves and busty
WHILE Beatrice is Very Fair, decent,very pretty, God fearing, a Virgin, Not as Busty and shaped as Becky, and not too caring as Becky.

Advice pls, Matured minds only##

segzysexy:
.unimaid, buk and some few schools dont really request for discharge certificate and they are among the best schools in the north

Daz a big Lie.....Unimaid requires NYSC Cert... No NYSC No PG in Unimaid..... get Ur facts right pls

Befitting:
Hi Nairalanders, I'm a lady of 22yrs, born 21st April 1993. I gained admission into the university at the age of 17, due to frequent strikes, I'm about spending 5yrs in the university ready a 4yrs course. I also had issues in school which led to an extra year of which I'm currently try na clear, the truth is, I didn't get an extra year because I didn't read. Our school went on a five months strike as soon as my set graduated. I traveled to lagos to learn a skill( Pattern Making and design ) I'm done now. I was engrossed in the fashion and design course that I couldn't come back to clear my name. My exam script was misplaced and now I'm rewriting the course, but it isn't a big deal tho.
Now, I'm thinking so deep, contemplating if I should go for service immediately I clear my paper or go directly for my masters before coming back to serve. I don't know if that would be possible.
Please I need anyone who is well learned to help me out. God bless you.

Outside Nigeria YES

within Nigeria. NO. ( needs transcript & NYSC Certificate)

pls waz the code for airtel android subscription for a price of 1000.

GMan650:
Caption this hilarious pic.
I think she wanna show the soldier guard what he's missing

This must be Kano Camp.........

1feness:
Campaigning for Jesus can only be an ignorant act. Only drunkards to such nowadays.

sry am not that clever

Go ye into the world and make disciple of all nation says the scriptures, what is your excuse for not preaching the gospel if physically challenged person can do that....

What is your excuse not to preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ.... If this man can boldly preach out....

pls guyz I need help..there is this number that have been disturbing me a lot... pls Network Gurus how can I track it pls...its an MTN number..

vizkiz:
she looks like a hoe, so what was she expecting from them You don't expect guys to be sending nudes to someone like Asa

what made her look like a LovePeddler

tiamiyukunle69:
Bros make dem come try am for Unibadan now. Dem go hear am

Bros..Unimaid has one of the standard Vet. Medicine in Nigeria... They were the first school to Adopt the 1 Carryover Repeat scheme...

Broke a Record...For Real When 3 people in my School from different set Obtained the 11 Distinctions complete.

Dr. Sadiya 08/09 Session. 11 Distinctions
Dr. Mutah. 12/13. session. 11 Distinctions
Dr. Alkali. 14/15 session. 11 Distinctions


Reps...Unimaid

madridguy:
May Allah ( SW ) accept their donation as an act of Ibadah. Amin

pls Mr Man.. They Donate because of GOD not because of ALLAH... May GOD accept their Donation.....Amen

sameer1212:
Good!

*modify* These are young girls with good heart. Not some useless bi*tches spreading lies and propagandas about our dear NA army

Which of Ur Nigerian army

Accept it or leave it...our Troops are been killed by their tens and hundreds.....we should just accept it and strategize how to prevent such tin's....

LadyJul:
Why is it that most handsome guys like begging money from girls? Every time they'll begging money and expecting girls to give them money because of their looks....Most of them don't even know how to treat a lady right....They treat ladies like rag and believe they can get any lady because of their looks.....To hell with their handsome face....I'll choose a not too handsome guy anyday, anytime.....

After giving them all your money..Ur here talking rubbish...Am sure if he ask u 2moro you will give him......


Ladies....smh

iyatrustee:




I hope it is not true o! God would save him




..........But then, E no concern me afterall his company refused to employ a brother last year

him no pass interview how them go employ am.....2moro u will shouting...follow merit follow merit..

romanbiz:
1 dollar per unit. I am in ph too...

pls I also need some quantity ..how can I place order...?

galadima77:
Simply ask him to run again, and we shall make sure we repeat the same thing again, only this time Buhari gets more votes!

Rubbish thread!

as dull as d Daura President...... mtchewww

birds of d same feathers....no wonder u repeated class three 5 times...

galadima77:
Simply ask him to run again, and we shall make sure we repeat the same thing again, only this time Buhari gets more votes!

Rubbish thread!

as dull as d Daura President...... mtchewww