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RomanceWhat Exactly Will Ever Please Women In This Life? [read This] by Engrpj(op): 4:54pm On Oct 07, 2015
What Exactly do Women wantshuh Read the story below A couple of weeks ago I meet this man at my sister's office, one thing led to another and we got talking, then he learnt i was into the real estate business, we exchanged cards and he said he had a shop he was looking to sell on the highbrow area of lagos and that he wanted to sell as quickly as possible. I didn't read anything to it cus sometimes we have clients who wants to make a distress sale and might take a cut price on their property, so I asked him for the details of the shop and fixed an appointment to come see it. On meeting with him at the scheduled day, i asked how much he was looking to sell the shop and he gave me a ridiculously low price, i was surprised as to what he said and i asked him why he was looking at such a low figure, "I want to dispose of it" he retorted, not just the shop and also a car too. The price for the car was also ridiculously low, I just had to ask again why? This time he just smiled, we concluded the meeting and I showed my interest in buying the car, we then fixed another appointment for me to come look at it His house looked very beautiful, some exotic cars in his garage, beautiful scenery with an exotic posh finish. I said to myself maybe he is compelled to give that is why he doesn't want to ask for too much for the shop and car. He ushered me in into his lush apartment i sat down and we talked a few minutes, later went round his house to see the car, I was thrilled at the sight of it and to imagine it was selling for such a low price put a smile on my face, he didn't seem interested about the money I wanted to pay to him all he seemed interested was if i liked the car, we got back into his house and I asked him how he wanted payment to be made. He paused for a while, looked at me and said. Do you know why I'm selling that car? In a low tone i said No, i'll tell you he said almost immediately. The story that followed afterwards left a shiver down my spine. That is the second car i'm buying for my wife in 2 years, the first one i got her she claimed it was stolen, then i got her this one. I could hear the pain in his voice; i jus sat there like a puppy hands folded and with rapt attention. He then continued. I stay in Abuja and run my business there as well but I come to lagos from time to time, I have my family here, my wife and two kids, pointing to a family portrait. On valentines day 2015, I told my wife I would be coming in from abuja with a late flight (7.15pm) but unknown to her i planned to come in early because i wanted to surprise her, I had made reservations for dinner at a posh restaurant, had a new BMW X6 brought in as a gift and also a trip to France for a few days. I arrived in lagos at about 11am took an airport taxi and drove straight to her shop, on getting there I met her absence asked her sales girl if she had come in on that day, the girl said no, I told her not to alert my wife that i was in town, because i wanted to surprise her. I gave my wife a call and asked her where she was and to my surprise she replied and said she was in her shop, even gave me a story of how busy she had been all day cus it was valentines, i asked her again just to be sure i heard her correctly and she said the same thing. I was gobsmacked, worried and confused for a while then i remembered I had a tracker fitted into her car. After the first incidence of her car stolen, I fitted a tracker into the new one I bought without her knowledge. Immediately i called the tracking company and they pinpointed the exact location of her car to somewhere in Agege, I was sent an exact coordinates to her location and immediately I set out to Agege. In other not to raise suspicions i asked the driver to park a few meters from the location which was an Hotel somewhere in Agege, asked him to go into the hotel, gave him the brand and registration number of the car to confirm if it was there and also asked him to take pictures, he came back positive so we waited for 3hrs, after waiting for that long i decided to go into the hotel and found a seat at the bar at a conspicuous angle at which i cld see her when she came out. alas after about an hour more my wife came out with a man, they were both giggling and smiling at each other, walking hand in hand, the man then got into the driver seat of the car i bought and they drove off. All these while i took as much pictures as i could as evidence. At exactly 8.30pm i got back home, I have had a few hours to think about what i'd seen and the betrayal i felt, so i was in a more calm state, without looking or sounding perturbed I hugged and kissed her and told her we I was taking her to an exotic place. We had dinner and I presented the keys to the BMW to her and also showed her the flight tickets i got to paris, she was ecstatic and over the moon. We got home and she said she had a slight headache, automatically meant NO SEX!!! Even asked me to get her panadol which i obliged, she drank that and went to bed. After a few minutes i went to join her. I switched off the vibrate and ring button on her phone so it wouldn't wake her up and I sent her all the pictures I took earlier. The next morning she came down stairs frightened and her eyes heavy with tears. Clutching her phone in her hands like her life depended on it, she tried to say something but as she opened her mouth nothing came out. I said good morning honey, Please go and pack your things and leave my house. I only allowed her go with a bag and nothing more. The car and all that is in that shop reminds me of her betrayal he said. As the man finished his story, my mouth was wide agape I jus couldn't bring myself to close it. Upon leaving the house I saw the BMW X6 in his garage, i wish it was that one he wanted to sell to me at a ridiculous price.... Lol What would you have done if u were in a similar situation?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Has Dangote Conducted GETS Interview This Year? by Engrpj(m): 11:15am On Oct 07, 2015
edjenyo:
Hi Bro, I have just been invited for dangote refinery test and interview. Can you pls help with any hint on the test or interview
Congrat 4 DAT....but what is Ur Field of Discipline.... ?
PoliticsImportant Photos Before And During Independence 1960 by Engrpj(op): 10:18am On Oct 01, 2015
The photos depicts Nigeria before and after independence......

NYSCRe: 10 Things You Should Know About NYSC Camp(my Opinion) by Engrpj(m): 10:34am On Sep 27, 2015
Ojemedad:
Because you are given opportunity to ask questions doesn't mean you should start asking irrelevant questions.

Camp is camp you can't get out once you are in until the stipulated day
the last time i checked, u were not the one i quoted..... if ppl like you will mind their business, Naija would have been beta dan dis..........is not Ur fault..... Ewuuu
NYSCRe: 10 Things You Should Know About NYSC Camp(my Opinion) by Engrpj(m): 8:12am On Sep 27, 2015
sparkleRed:
My opinion too, if u feel u want to go on d first day, u can , it's ow u relate wit ur rummates dat makes dem lively or boring, and yes u might get good space, like down bunk, instead of having to climb up, I went to camp a day to camp opening sef, Niger state paiko, helped me in registering on tym, dats if u smart still tho

And congrat guys have fun in camp, and yes don't over flaunt d rules, might get u in problem, buh some rules re flexible tho
Can one finish registration and depart from camp and come back 2 or 3 Dayz b4 Pop??
NYSCRe: 10 Things You Should Know About NYSC Camp(my Opinion) by Engrpj(m): 8:03am On Sep 27, 2015
ThatNova:
the stubborn and fun giys always come late so they all end up in one hostel making it the notorious hostel.thats just d logic
waz the deadline of arriving the Camp?
FamilyRe: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Engrpj(m): 7:28am On Sep 27, 2015
XXCASH:
I went through only the first page and from the response I saw, one doesn't need to ask why the country is the way it is.
I have always told those around me that Nigerians are one of the most wicked people on earth and that's why we kill ourselves for money.
Hey....It happens all over the world not only Nigeria..... and mind u, Nigerians are not the most wicked people on earth....its because of ppl like you that the Hope of Nigeria is dying.....
FamilyRe: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Engrpj(m): 7:24am On Sep 27, 2015
chaz007:
Money offered to save a life always has magnanimous return. My grandmother is my mother. I love her so much that i'l gladly give the 16m just to have her live one more day on earth, regardless her age. Tomorrow it cld be me needing surgery at age 54, and it wld break my heart if my son values his money over my life.
Madam there is differences between 95 and 54. in case u don't no Ur arithmetic, the difference is 41 years.... even Ur Granny won't be happy if you give out DAT money........ Abeg Granny...till we meet in the bosom of the Lord...
FamilyRe: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Engrpj(m): 7:21am On Sep 27, 2015
kossyablaze:
I dey mad?.... I ll evn pay the doctor to give her euthanasia to die quick... How can I go back to square one having just 1m with me.... Granny no vex..... Till we meet to part no more!
Rotflmaogringringringrin
Guy u wicked die.... u got me Laughing wide....... 4 real Till we meet to part no moregringringrin
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Marries Sa’adatu Barkindo-Musdafa - Premium Times by Engrpj(m): 7:12am On Sep 27, 2015
bigerboy200:
Morally wrong...
what about 58 years Raped 8 yrs oldhuh is it morally right?
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Marries Sa’adatu Barkindo-Musdafa - Premium Times by Engrpj(m): 7:11am On Sep 27, 2015
Simitrendy:
Another Senator Yerima.. I thought this Emir is educated now 18 year old girl now a housewife OMG. so she WL prolly give birth at least 19.. Northern people should stop this gullible behavior its irritating. My opinion tho. The girl is supposed to be in school, That's why their children start causing commotion because they lack western education. The age limit for marriage should be 24 and above. Its so sad that a educated man like SLS would do this. BTW I'm looking for LadyF and Introvert.
Even in Nigerian Constitution, 18 Year Old Lady is old enough to get married.. My Frnd It better that we northerners Married 18 year Old than The Southerners where Raping of minors are rampant....
CelebritiesRe: Im Begining To Grow Fat And I Dpnt Like It [photos] by Engrpj(m): 5:36pm On Sep 21, 2015
pinkjacket9:
Stop eating late night foods and junks
wat else can make someone fat plshuh
RomanceSee The South African Butt That Got Everyone Talking [pic] by Engrpj(op): 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2015
What a Massive behind.....!

SportsUnbelievable!!! Buhari Behind Chelsea's Loss [photo] by Engrpj(op): 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2015
Mourinho Blames Buhari over Loss

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sometimes I Want To Regret Going To School by Engrpj(m): 12:31pm On Sep 09, 2015
forix4u:
Sometimes I want to regret going to school because arguably I still fail to see the reasons or benefits of going to school. Yesterday a friend of mine whose parents took him to learn electrical on cars after primary school, went to withdraw 1.5m to purchase a jeep. His story building is near completion, married and blessed with 2 wonderful kids. We all know what it takes to have a story building in Lagos. This my friend barely reads a simple sentence.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not envious of him rather I'm happy but today, I'd to take a seat and remembered how he convinced me to join him in learning this same handiwork that has made him the prospective landlord and car owner that he's today while I chose to go to school to acquire a certificate only to have graduated and served fathers land without a job to even make boast of. I also have some friends who dropped after secondary school, today they are all married and living good...

It's kinda annoying and I don't know if to say regrettable for going to school because it has not even paid off. The annoying aspect self is most jobs today can't even foot one's expenses and bills due to the hash economy and almost every job you get today is contract base, so one begins to think what is the purpose of spending several years reading without any tangible benefit awaiting stresslessly.
How Long have u stayed Jobless after NYSC huh
RomanceRe: Who Is Your NL Crush? by Engrpj(m): 8:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
prettythicksme:
Really? cheesy
Ow yea....!
Btw: are u just noticinghuh
CareerRe: Pls Advise: Architecture Or Civil Engineering by Engrpj(m): 8:16pm On Sep 08, 2015
Maccoy1:
have prayed nd all I keep getting is architecture but my passion is civil engineering
Go for Architecture my brother....! The Market is full of Civil Engrs.. but few Architects.....! speaking from Experience....
CareerRe: Pls Advise: Architecture Or Civil Engineering by Engrpj(m): 1:20pm On Sep 08, 2015
Maccoy1:
Am really confuse, all my life have never considered any other profession other than anything engineering because I love developing things from the scratch I.e I like to construct things like cars,planes, houses with waste materials, But with recent development, I discovered that I have a calling in architecture. but then I also discover that architects only design and go home but civil engineers are involved in every bit of the construction, and that is what I love doing; getting involved in every bit of the job.

Finally with the income aspect of it in nigeria which is more likely to end more or has more job opportunities.
Have u got Admission in both Civil Eng'g and Architecture that you are confused about which one to choosehuh If Yes. Go for Architecture, if No , Apply Both and Pray fervently... thank me later...!
PhonesRe: The Most Expensive Phone Number by Engrpj(m): 7:49am On Sep 08, 2015
Abbeyme:
Na wa o
But the last time I checked Arithmetics, 280>207
But u never check whether Million > Thousand. abihuh
AutosRe: 2004 Mercedes Benz C240- Very Clean.just Landed From The Usa.N 1.3 Million .SOLD by Engrpj(m): 6:41pm On Sep 07, 2015
Dealmadam:
America used mercedes Benz for N1.3 Million
1.1 mil. am in Osogbo
RomanceRe: Who Is Your NL Crush? by Engrpj(m): 10:53pm On Sep 06, 2015
My Crush is .....Prettythicksme.....
PhonesPls Suggest A Good Phone I Can Get With 20-25k by Engrpj(op): 10:51am On Sep 06, 2015
Hello Nlanders....please which good phone can I get with 20-25k ... preferably Infinix, Gionee or Tecno..
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Like Beating Up Their Rivals?? by Engrpj(op): 4:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I don't see myself fighting over a dude, ever. Don't care how much I love him. He can go be with the Zena warrior princess that's willing to fight for him. I just can't. However, if she hits me 1st I'll fight back. Self defence & not because of a dyck. Do you know how many of those are out there? grin Dayum, some even look pretty enough to be crowned mr universe. Hahaha.
"... However, if she hits me 1st I'll fight back".... Is that not fightinghuh Why not turn the other cheek for her to hit also?? or better still walk away?? All Ladies fight jhor
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Like Beating Up Their Rivals?? by Engrpj(op): 4:00pm On Sep 05, 2015
grad2012:
Lols its silly gals dat fight over guys
Exactly what my Bae said...but now hmmm. she is the one forming John Cena or Better still Floyd Mayweather
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Like Beating Up Their Rivals?? by Engrpj(op): 3:56pm On Sep 05, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
it's cuz not all men cheat/double date. So those girls who don't fight over men are the lucky ones dating the faithful men
May God bless u and ur generation....! a Lady will swear to u DAT she will never fight over a guy....believe me if she sight a Rival...hmm Floyd Mayweather will b an under statement.....!
RomanceRe: Ladies: Banana Or Plantain by Engrpj(m): 10:59am On Sep 05, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
Are you sick or is sperm covering your eyes, what's big in that booty?
Abeg help me ask the Blind Bartimaus
RomanceWhy Do Ladies Like Beating Up Their Rivals?? by Engrpj(op): 10:48am On Sep 05, 2015
I don't actually know the reason why female folks Tends to develop the habit of beating up their rivals(I mean a Lady whom their boyfrnd seems to be dating). that is if they have d ability to do so...
RomanceRe: God,pls Bless Me Wt A Gal Whose Waist/ass Is Dis Spotless N Stretch Mark Free by Engrpj(m): 9:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
jonaifame22:
Do dis for me lord in this new month n my joy shall be full
Abeg Bros..in case u see 2..keep the other one for me pls..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Graduate Engineer Trainee Interview/ Training 2015 by Engrpj(op): 6:51pm On Sep 01, 2015
ForteNL:
Lol...EngrPJ with money. You never even collect ur fiirst month allawee
abegiiii wetin be ur own sef....mind ur Sleepy EM 1-4 Courses. jhorgrin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Graduate Engineer Trainee Interview/ Training 2015 by Engrpj(op): 6:00pm On Aug 31, 2015
texrem:
Oya.....new Gets .....lemme call u guys otondo. ...hahahaha.....
loading......prepare for the stress.....that's the first thing....You will enjoy the first 3 weeks of induction with them transporting you there n there with buses n creating familiarity with you n what they do....those weeks with some couple of weeks re called honey weeks cos u will be treated like a king...lol....don't quote me yet...

when coming come with boiling ring....bed spread....cup n spoon...milk n tea....ur system to avoid boredom....pls we ve 3 working decoders that we didn't subscribe on n dangote refused to do it too....but later we unanimously agreed on doing the subscription n we did create the Avenue to enjoy ourselves....you guys can do that too....
Pls don't try to use ur 30k for feeding in the canteen inside the factory....they re money sucker n they sell food as if u re begging them...very close to the academy there's a woman called "iya ondo"... she sells in a container n her food make sense...Do patronise her n greet her for me.....(if you know ur way.....that one sef dey....if can tutor u personally on that...lol)


pls after ur induction, where ever u re posted to ...don't disrespect anybody...I mean indians n even the smallest Nigerian that will tutor u....
Don't worry, Dangote will train u very well....n it's called on the job training.....

congrats once more!!!
pls Sir...After 12 months of Training and one is employed...do the management pays Take-off grant?? i mean up front payment after one month of workhuh
EducationUniversity Of Abuja Remedial Program by Engrpj(op): 4:36pm On Aug 31, 2015
Please guyz anybody schooling in Uni Abuja can u confirm If the school do run Remedial programmes?? if Yes, when will the forms be on sale? Thanks in anticipation

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