samson212: Sorry bro but are u dat frustrated u ve lost ur sense of humor

What r u talking abt?

I tire for u ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. U fo don turn jonathan PA nao when u dey serious like ds nao. If u like ogbeni, make u dey go sleep for TB joshua church cos u wan get NIS job. Na u be GOD? If na 1milllion people apply, if GOD sey u go be amongst d 1st to 10th m go take, nothing go stop am. Why u wan come kee yuasef b4 GOD do am for u? Ur body dey hot for the job ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Funny enough, e no hot reach my own, buh e no mean make I come kee myself. GOD don do m for us all nairalander. We go all come celebrate am here. Shebi na sme people registration still dey hang so! Wetin make those one do? U dey open mouf talk like sey na only u don (•͡.̮ •͡), 12k na him I tke buy form for ogun state. For civil service. Buh e no mean sey make I come dey kwaii up n down like person wey scorpion bike for pennis. Abeg! Face ur own ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Shey na seriousness ur own idea dey. Am sure, to sey basket mouf n d rest serious like u, walaitalaisumobilai, em no go reach where em dey today. So I partially sey, make u mashanu.....enugoooooo!?

Mc Toyee: As long as i have decided not to exchange word with any one here, but not when some nairalander are not just getting my point.quote me right or wrong''There is nothing like financial poverty,but poverty of idea''do you know that ''success minded men look for ideas because ideas attract money.I just can't help myself laughing here someone said he paid comedian,don't you think that is an idea developed by someone. Do you know the exact number of applicants applying for this job can you guess how much we be generated from unemployed graduate all in the name of recruitment.just recently similar thing happen in my state (OSUN) about 14000 applicants applied for teaching jobs were asked to pay 1000 each multiply by the figure.test was conducted and shortlisted candidate were invited for interview hurray,guess what happened next......9ja and their way.I need an idea that will change my life.NIGERIA can't help forget their foul cry of 'magomago free exercise'Nigeria factor will definitely play its part.sorry i have attended several interview and recruitment before and i do know what happens eventually.so look 4 idea ur lyf isn't a comedy

Mc Toyee: Too bad for this thread,i just can't imagine this's happening here.Information is needed and if nothing is said that shouldn't be reason for turning the thread to either requesting for pq or comedy arena.we should help ourselves, share ideas and forget been servitude.Instead ''some low morale personality''are there correcting grammer or sharing joke mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

Mc toyee. U need to understand we all can't be d same. I hate it when people r too too serious. Why take life so hard on ourselves. We all waiting. Waiting here as if its d end of the world. We chose to make ourselves happy by so doing. Pls, I'll advice, whoever aint satisfied with what a post os or not show keep mute and face that u r here for. A lot of us pay money to comedians, jux to make ourselves happy. N we get sm talented people showing emselves here n making us happy and u r angry abt it? Abeg abeg. I dey take shit well well buh ds kyn one I no like. How u go dey para sey sm people dey joke n ask for PQ? U fall my hand no be small. We all na matured people n me personally, I take am personal n infact, I don sleep ontop P button. Go ahead n watch out for info post. Jux like that nairalander said, ignore those that aint ur style and leave em to make emselves happy. Work no dey, shey make we come dey kwaii unto tht one? Abegy. Face ur own ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. @naijaobi. Where u kwary urself go now? MCtoyee don knack talk for yua head, u run go kwary book abi? U wey be sey na book dey read u no be u dey read book.

Mc Toyee: Too bad for this thread,i just can't imagine this's happening here.Information is needed and if nothing is said that shouldn't be reason for turning the thread to either requesting for pq or comedy arena.we should help ourselves, share ideas and forget been servitude.Instead ''some low morale personality''are there correcting grammer or sharing joke mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

Mc toyee. U need to understand we all can't be d same. I hate it when people r too too serious. Why take life so hard on ourselves. We all waiting. Waiting here as if its d end of the world. We chose to make ourselves happy by so doing. Pls, I'll advice, whoever aint satisfied with what a post os or not show keep mute and face that u r here for. A lot of us pay money to comedians, jux to make ourselves happy. N we get sm talented people showing emselves here n making us happy and u r angry abt it? Abeg abeg. I dey take shit well well buh ds kyn one I no like. How u go dey para sey sm people dey joke n ask for PQ? U fall my hand no be small. We all na matured people n me personally, I take am personal n infact, I don sleep ontop P button. Go ahead n watch out for info post. Jux like that nairalander said, ignore those that aint ur style and leave em to make emselves happy. Work no dey, shey make we come dey kwaii unto tht one? Abegy. Face ur own ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. @naijaobi. Where u kwary urself go now?

naijaobi:
guy, Wots d difference with wot u wrote and d one poundsmaker wrote? Guy go back and revise your 'similar in meaning' ooo... E fit come out for the exam

Sowi naijaobi. I think u need read well. He said in one of his sentence that. Ds recruitment is for graduates.....so how e take similar to mine uncle naijaobi? Na like ds u wan go write d exam so? Abeg, naa which state u dey write am? Oh boi! So many people go run follow person s if d person sabi book. *announcement tym* make una no try siddon ner ds one ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Shishi e no know ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Similar indeed. Abeggy make I hear word...enugo!!!? _____________
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poundsmaker: The past question is what you have and there's no difference in it regarding what the other guys said (ond, hnd, bsc, msc, MBA and PhD cadres). This recruitment is for graduates and not for ond or nce, meanwhile if you have msc it'll be an added advantage provided it's relevant. no be say you go carry msc in animal science come, you go con think say you'll get added advantage, na added disadvantage person go see oooooo.

Poundsmaker!!! D recruitment is a general one n not for bsc alone. Its for all. Including ssce holders. So jux know wht u up to n for. Enugo!!!? Heen heen. Bosemajeniyen.

I don't think there's ny shortlisted candiate for now. Let's stop all the hyping thing abeg. For the boxers thing...if em like sef, make em sey na panty make we wear. If naa am go gimme d fed govt work wey I dey find, oya nao. Let's go there. All d way na way ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​.

We hear u. ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​

Walexp: Nawa oooooo I no just even hear anytin @ alll.....can I still apply ?

Its late my friend. I didn't hear anything either. So let's forget ds. Its gone. Let's jux pray for their success. They r calling em for test already.

I. Rea[quote author=yemrat]hmmm, mr reasonable nd matured mind. I knw u tink u r wise. U r a d biggest fool to cal ur fellow youth fools no mata wot. Ur B.Sc certificate dey freak u abi. Pls tink b4 u open ur stinkin...
I really would beg us all to try n be a lil bit matured. I don't blame sm of those asking for the pq be sent to their various emails. I do understand both sides. There r sm who r ssce, ond even we so called bsc. Who can't use d internet promptly not to talk of hmmm downloading. Pls, let's feel for em. And then, to us tht have been requesting for tht. PQ sent to our emails. Pls, let's do with hmmm a lil brain. I think its better to ask how u can download that rather than bombarding ds thread with emails. There is a purpose for this thread and would appreciate if we. Make do wisely. Ask for the procedure to downlod n once u know how to download ds, then, u have know that one for live. And for u that has other different past Q n don't want to share as a result of the abuse. Here, everything I believe is understanding n knowledge, don't blame us. If u v knowledge of sending links, send us d link for those of us that can download, let's download it. That is, if u truly wanna share it with us ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Cos we. V some people who will keep it to emselves. It takes d grace of GOD to haave a sharing spirit. Will appreciate if u can send link n jux go silent. GOD's reward is there awaiting u. Τ⌣h⌣ã⌣ñ⌣k⌣s much for ur audience.

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I like ur ways. Jux as simple as that. Unlike sm dudes that come here with confusing news. No medical report until after u qualified for the office. That's gonna be when the screening is on, I mean d verifications of credentials. So let's stop disturbing people abeg. Let's follow instuctions. And pls, for those who aint sure of certain info, yet come here to post, pls, do v a change of heart. Try as much as possible to verify ur info b4 posting. GOD help us all. Thanx once again to MC toyee

Nawa ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. If this process is taking forver to get common test conducted, howw long is it gonna take result to be out n further process executed? Ds country sha! I jux tire sha. May almighty GOD help us.

naijaobi:
ahahahahaha....dis man u funny o... If i drag invigilator for clothe, na im be say u go even naked cos mathes no go gree u solve..

naijaobi.....sowi heen! Na maths not mathes jux incase u (•͡.̮ •͡) am for NIS Q, na option D ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. *singing* olodo rabta, oju eja l'omoje oni lo paper, sileti lo ma lo, shiiiooooorrrrr. Ɨƚɑ., Ɨƚɑ., Ɨƚɑ.,
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naijaobi:
see dis lizard o... Wetin concern u wit wetin we dey discuss.. Abeg mind ur biz... Na because of ur type we dey discuss dat sef..cos na ur type go soon begin dey run arround like mad dog wen exam don dey near.. Mtcheeeew.

@naijaobi. U make sense. As if u know. Na wetin go happen be that nao. Me no dey decieve myself nao. Buh no matter how worse I fit be, confirm, ur case go worse pass mine. If I run up n down, infact, u go drag invigilator cloth sef.....#tongueout4U#

juwoonn:
Oga use ur head...d dico will not use d language "mad". But
rabies virus is zoonotic & affects mainly the brain by traveling through d peripheral nerves, causing damage 2 d brain thereby making it malfunction. Doesn't that mean d dog with rabies is mad?

Naiobi and his/her counterpart! U guyz v P. Walaitalaisumobilai. E ni isoro. Where u guyz were suppose to lay ur heads low n reason how to move ahead, its dog gone mad or mad gone dog n rabies u arguing here! If u guyz don't v reasonable contributions, y not go hug transformer nao. Ah! *hiss*

Walexp: Seeing people throwing grammar on dis thread excite me and seeing professors in english correctin em makes me excited......LMAO......

That's it. Forums like ds, lots of error n corrections. Buh in a joking funny way.

jimikata: only the shortlisted candidates for assistant superintendent of immigration will write the test, every other cadre will only be shortlisted for interview.

I don't think ds is true my friend. When u filled d form be it ssce, ond, ssce or whatever, u were given a slip. Which u r to bring to the exam Hall. Don't be decieved. Everybody should be prepared for the exam and every activity required in d process. Don't relax believing u will only be called. For interview. Everyone is participating. enuko!?

naijaobi:
akpa amu! U av already said ur uncle confirmed d recruitment as true, why are u now asking ppl to call him again.. Abi ur uncle na customer care agent?
Na so u go dey look for ppl to scam, intead of using ur coconut head for something meaningful.

Its quite so unfortunate sm of us here r still planning on how to wicked our fellow being who z struggling to get a job. I shake my hed for whoever has that in mind. I believe in GOD. N if he says, ds is d appropraite tym for me to get ds job, there is absolutely nothing anybody can do to it. Scammers! Pls, pls in d name of GOD, v a change of mind and let ds process be a success. 70k. For what nao.?

NGOZI1983: Well said. I like
people that thinks fast. Thumb up bro !!!

Make sense.....

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Bros must u post all tru nairaland link, tot I hav send d stuf to u in other thread, na wa to som pple ooo, na wonder som wil jut turn dia back asif dem no see d mail, [/quote


Don't allow any1 frustrate u. I believe a reasonable minded matured being will understand simple instruction. Its not as if they aint seeing those post begging em to go to sm thread to post their email. They r only whining you. Leave em. Let em Continue. Whoever have issues to discuss, post and disregard those email thingz.

I wanna find out smthg, is it jux one past Q the NIS has? Its jux one v been seeing with people. If there r others aside d once we c here, benign send to me pls..........maxwellsamson35@yahoo.com. Thanx n GOD bless as you do so.

glinpsygold: May God have mercy on this country ! Let me see how they are going to refund the money.

That one is very much impossible. So let's get that off our mind. If the federal govt wanna refund, will bank refund its 150 share? Its a transaction and that one is gone! Let em tell us what date d exam is and let's prepare towards the day and not distract us.

My own view, no be today. Nigerian leaders don dey mad tey tey as no be today yansh don dey for back. I no dey surprise. All I know be sey, we talk am frm today reach generations to come "corruption foundation solid dai for naija". So pls, let's stop using insultive language for we wey support get one voice. Make una no forget sey, each person with their own view. Abeg una all. 1k no sey make we no reach where we go reach. I understand how e feel to pay dt kyn money for sm people to take buy bullet proofed jeepz tomorrow. Na let what is for ceasar be for ceasar.....na their papa tym to do as em like. My own be sey, make em no jux try disturb d process. Chikenna. I tire ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. After 500k applicant don apply, na how many em wan come employ? Naija leaders n drama thingz....lol

My own view, no be today. Nigerian leaders don dey mad tey tey as no be today yansh don dey for back. I no dey surprise. All I know be sey, we talk am frm today reach generations to come "corruption foundation solid dai for naija". So pls, let's stop using insultive language for we wey support get one voice. Make una no forget sey, each person with their own view. Abeg una all. 1k no sey make we no reach where we go reach. I understand how e feel to pay dt kyn money for sm people to take buy bullet proofed jeepz tomorrow. Na let what is for ceasar be for ceasar.....na their papa tym to do as em like. My own be sey, make em no jux try disturb d process. Chikenna.

Thanx much obisite...Jah bless thou.

Can u send the past question link again pls. V tried to locte it buh didn't c it. Send me link or repost. Enifoghale.abikele@gmail.com. Thanx. Much.

Can someone pls help with d edit link? I wanna edit my application. Pls

pls, its nobody's fault. dont go get someone angry. pls. its all network issshhhh. relax. add me up. i think there is a scope. ama tell u how i did mine. well, all to the glory of almighty God. not man. am so happy and really want y'all to be too. common. its not with union bank alone. its a general thing. i did mine at diamond and faced same p. so pls, you going to diamond to unleash yua grievance aint the best at all. relax n think of what next to do rather to going to spoil sm1's day.

you need to go pay to diamond bank. you are ryt not all of their branches its been allowed. i did mine at daleko branch and it was accepted. only that, it might take a day or two to get it fixed. i mean getting the transaction done. buh you can be well assured, it will be done. i got mine and had issues buh that was with the site. cos u still have to go back to the site to validate the pin given to u from the bank. u can add me up anyhow sha on bb, for assistance. i jux successfully did mine now after over a week of having issues. Glory to almighty God. i am so so so happy. ;Dyou need to go pay to diamond bank. you are ryt not all of their branches its been allowed. i did mine at daleko branch and it was accepted. only that, it might take a day or two to get it fixed. i mean getting the transaction done. buh you can be well assured, it will be done. i got mine and had issues buh that was with the site. cos u still have to go back to the site to validate the pin given to u from the bank. u can add me up anyhow sha on bb, for assistance. i jux successfully did mine now after over a week of having issues. Glory to almighty God. i am so so so happy. my pin: 32fbe447

Sound so crazy. Damn! How did he survive in the cloud? Omg!

The first key u gave smashall20 worked for mine. I downloaded the 3rd edition and I must say a big thanks to almighty for u bailing me out. Thanx much femi4. U r d bomb!

Can u pls send me more femi. Its still not working pls. I believe one will cos otherr giving testimonies. Wordnet 3.0........imei 358565.04.070326.6...sorry for distubing u.