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CrimeRe: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by enigmatic16(f): 1:13am On Feb 02, 2024
Orlu13:
u are a very foolish and manipulate fellow...what is making marriages crash in abroad if not fr ur gender's wicked, manipulative and pretentious ways


if I venture get married and I move abroad, I will never bring my wife abroad..she can stay in Nigeria and rot fr all I care cos dats what u Nigerian ladies deserve...pretentious beings

Korea obidi cheated so we should clap fr her na
I won't waste my energy on you, even from your comment i can tell you are insecure AF and having nothing to offer like your fellow mates, most men here on nairaland are babies and childish from their comments... na girls when they depend on una you go sorry for....
CrimeRe: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by enigmatic16(f): 9:02pm On Feb 01, 2024
advanceDNA:
Same thing could have happened to him with a black woman...black girls kill their boyfriend too.... why are you mocking the dead with your unnecessary solidarity for black women

Why una be like this...and many of y'all are saying the same thing here
You should see the way Nigerian men talk about women here on Nairaland, why don't you say anything when they are bashing women? there is a thread about Korra Obidi confessing about cheating on her ex husband... i cringe when i read such comments coming from men about a woman. Nigerian men need a brain over-haul, is no wonder why they appear useless in developed countries and when they go to such countries they struggle with their self esteem. Why is the divorce rate high among Nigerian couples that Japa?
BusinessRe: Banks Lead Nigerian Stocks to World’s Second-Best Gains in 2024 by enigmatic16(f): 11:39pm On Jan 13, 2024
deenee:
One last time. @ppogba please forgive me.

Please check the dividend payout ratio for the under listed stocks from 2002 till date

Zenith
Gtco
Uba
Access
Dangote Sugar
Dangote Cement
Nestle
Guiness
Nigerian Breweries
First Bank
Fidelity

To your question, my parents were living off the dividend earned from the aforementioned portfolio and as I mentioned earlier, they have been investing since 2000s. A few of the aforementioned also issued bonus shares with the period mentioned further increasing their holdings. The fact that the price of a stock plummets doesn't mean they can't pay or distribute good dividend especially if the fundamentals are good and the coy continue to be a going concern which is the case with the companies above

My parents are not day time traders that buy and sell or panic when the market plummets. They buy and hold long term just as the likes of WBuffet.

They even have zenith shares in their portfolio bought at ten naira in 2004 via the first ever IPO and they have consistently received dividend on this since then till date

At some point they were reinvesting proceeds from dividend payouts back. And they didn't have any heavy expenses to worry about. Myself and my siblings are were all done with school so no school fees. They dont have to bother about rent because they are owner occupiers and we have comprehensive health insurance for them...

So to answer to your question again incase you missed it. Dividend payments from the aforementioned stocks irrespective of market cyclicality because they companies have been and will continue to be going concerns

Zenith, Gtco, Access and Uba posted double digit PBT all through out Buhari's reign and NGX was the best performing exchange GLOBALLY during Covid. Go and fact check this. Market cyclicality is temporary

Infact some coys above were paying divindend twice a year (interim and final). So whether prices fall, they held on to and enjoyed dividend payments and also because they luckily purchased when prices were good and at a bargain all their holding have paid double digit dividend payout ratios for the last ten years. And they did their transactions in naira. No dollar input what so ever

But you know what you are very correct and I am very wrong. Infact I am very sorry for all my rantings. I will delete them now...😄😄😄

You win I lose...I won't comment again. You are the master and I am just a nobody seeking validation from faceless people on NL


I know what I made last year from the market (capital appreciation that has beat devaluation 5x last year plus dividend payouts too.

Infact let me do the analysis

YTD from 2023 currency devaluation is around 114% if we bench mark official rate

See calculation below

(967-450)/450=114%
A. B. B
Where A is current official rate today , B is rate at end of 2022

The 2022 YTD devaluation if Parallel market rate is factored is around 80%

See calculation below

(1350-750)/759=80%
A. B. B

Let's add inflation which unfortunately has grown Month on month to around 29% and about 176% absolute growth from 2022 YTD till date. So combined 290% growth official.and 256% combined with parallel rates

So if I buy transcorp within the same period and its grown by over 1000% what it means in real terms is I have gained 1000%-290% or 256% returns in real terms. This is called economic profit and this is from capital appreciation alone. Average dividend payout ratio from the aforementioned stocks is around 12.5% which increases the rate of economic profit!

Again how will currency devaluation affect the designated investments if the real returns beat devaluation, inflation and even the opportunity cost of investing in other assets combined?

So sorry for the rants

Talk is cheap and ignorance is bliss

Guess what? I love to talk alot and my name is bliss!

Cheers!

God bless Nigeria!
God bless NGX!

The grass is not green on the other side, the grass is green where you water it
Hi, i couldn't help resist your knowledge on NSE market. I am currently studying finance to major in investment banking, and i know for a fact that everything you wrote is correct. I recently just learnt about different type of financial securities and how to compare different funds and how it is important to understand the economy and market where these securities trade. Do you trade by yourself or use an app or financial institution or investment dealer? I am asking because i want to learn to trade by myself, i am currently not in Nigeria, last semester in school, they asked us to open a simulation account on Questrade to trade as course work for a semester but it was a bit confusing as i was just getting exposed to most of these concept as at that time, i will like to learn more from you if you do not mind.
Christianity EtcRe: Are You An Angel ? Let’s Find Out If You Are An Angel In Human Flesh by enigmatic16(f): 1:40am On Jan 12, 2024
@op my DOB is 16th July 91, can you tell? And do you mind sharing how you find this info, if its through a link or book, i am a curious person and i am drawn to spiritual enlightenment. Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: I Want to Be A Student To Billyonaire by enigmatic16(f): 11:08pm On Jun 10, 2020
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How would it not be corrupt when your Pastor and parents have schooled you on the lies written in ancient books of thousands of years ago ? Do you know what if your brain is trained to read and master historical events of the past and you keep programming your mind every Sunday on events that happened 2000 years ago that your brain is literally living in the past ?

So now that we have established that your brain lives in the past, is it true that we are a product of our minds ? Can you now agree that you are a timid man whose memory lives in the past.

How will today's knowledge not sound corrupt to you ? Simply agree that this is too much for your ignorant mind. You live in the past dear slowpoke.

Please fucck off this thread or you will be handled by my aspiring students here....hahahahahaa
Hello Mr Nobody... I like how u think and want to learn... I will say I am passionately curious and hungry for knowledge... some days I’m up reading and reading lots of weird and abstract stuff, I honestly can’t say why or what for? My friends call me names from witch to weirdo to psycho u name it. One even asked me what I use all this knowledge for? I couldn’t answer but it’s like I can’t stop and a part of me needs it to survive just like u need food or water to survive. I am here because I want to know more and learn whether big or small no knowledge is a waste... it all adds up eventually. Worthy to note is all my life I feel as though the universe has always sent me teachers, can’t explain but I have meet people who resonate with me and find my curiosity intriguing, they genuinely seek to help me better myself. I just want to say I’m grateful for that. So please don’t leave the thread yet... ignore the ones who tempt u... we have all been ignorant at some point. Let’s thank God for awareness!
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 8:53pm On Sep 26, 2017
sukkot:
i say ideally try to create your own job out of your hobby or acquired skill. i never understood the desire to work for others doing 9 to 5. its a miserable life.
Wat of a situation whr one hasn't discovered wat dey re passionate about. U wud be surprised at how many youths dunno wat dey re good at, i am one of dem. I feel like i can do so much but den again i dont know...

So i got a job recently n during orientation, we were having a carreer talk, whr we all introduce ourselves n state our dreams n aspirations, d man said if u vent figured it out we shud simply say "still booting". 85percent of d class reported---still booting. And i realized diz is a serious problem.

And yet dey say no one is born witout a talent, yet some pple jus figure theirs out, like its so easy dey were born wit others like me struggle 2 discover wat we are really good at and sometimes its depressing not knowing.
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 5:47pm On Sep 23, 2017
sukkot:
lol yeah the seven sisters. Nah brah no Irma here. am in europe not america. Next up is hurricane Jose to reach florida by september 18. first harvey then irma and next jose. interesting times bro

yeah work sucks lol. never understood why people got excited about getting a job
So pple shudnt workhuh
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 5:58pm On Sep 11, 2017
sukkot:
now on a side note, the character JESUS CHRIST in the bible was codedly trying to tell you he is from the water sign PISCES. like i told you, all ascended masters will be water signs. So how was he trying to convey that message ? by feeding a multitude with two fishes ( its a symbolic story ). now pisces the water sign is the 2 fishes sign. So the bible is also a hidden book of astrology. Thats PISCES. 2 fishes. The nosame 2 fishes used to feed the multitude

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5a/71/75/5a7175246c9929b6a98cc3ca44c8a133--pisces-tattoo-designs-pisces-tattoos.jpg


MizMyColi
I take it dat ure pisces... I ve met a mentaly elevated pisces... He introduced me 2 all i knw bout awareness now... He was an interesting being, very spiritual...u remind me of him. He knew too much n i found it annoying undecided
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 12:22am On Sep 11, 2017
sukkot:
the spirit will guide you to all the living waters aka wisdom knowledge and understanding. am I one ? I really do desire to be one. scripture says desire the gifts of the spirit, so yes I desire to be. i would like to be in the number - when the saints come marching home grin <<< THATS A HIGH SCHOOL SONG BY THE WAY
Humility....nice. i commend dat.
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 11:35pm On Sep 10, 2017
sukkot:
the spirit in you will lead you to all the wisdom you need to awaken you if indeed you are an ascended master reincarnate. just try to keep a track of the things you are drawn to and you will start seeing a pattern. you will be drawn to the secrets of the universe as opposed to being confined to just this world. you will seek the kknowledge and secrets of the stars and constellations and galaxies and nebulas and meteor showers and comets and asteroids and black holes etc etc.

things of the world will no longer interest you. parties and clubs etc etc. you will notice yourself being withdrawn from friends and family because what they say holds no interest to you anymore. they are still stuck in the material world while your own soul is ascending and has transcended the material realm. if you start to notice these types of things ? then ermmm yeah you are being awakened ( i have come to separate daughters from mothers and fathers from sons and 2 will be in the field and one will be taken while the other left behind ). Its a spiritual separation from the world.


as you can see ? babylon the great is being pounded by hurricanes upon hurricanes ? the time is nigh to be awoke
Ermm ok tanks, lately i ve taken so much interest in astrology, coz i ve been trying 2 understand my sign n y i was born under dat sign, dats why i got interested wen u mentioned sumtin bout the pisces triplicity under d water element... U still dint tell me how u knw diz tins? Are u one? U sound so sure n informed....i am a very inquisitive person so hope u dont mind?
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 11:01pm On Sep 10, 2017
sukkot:
yeah being drawn to this kinds of topic is a good start and good indicator. maybe you are slowly activating. being cancer is a good start too. well let the spirit guide you if indeed you are one of the ascended spirits of old returning back to bring a paradigm change in this world. because you know a paradigm change is coming right ? and ascended masters are being activated everyday as we speak. those will be the leaders of the new paradigm
I feel so tho, but i really don't know wat it means... How do u knw all these tins tho? can u suggest anytin 4me 2 read for further insight? Also is it possible 2not be aware ure an "ascended spirit" and be one?
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 10:13pm On Sep 10, 2017
sukkot:
its the sign of the enlightened and the illuminated. any enlightened being will be born under the water sign
I kinda relate, i am cancer... And evryday i battle wit feeling diff tins all at once, cant xplain, its jus deep buh i relate to many tins people find odd, its y i got interested in diz topic.....
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 5:43pm On Sep 10, 2017
sukkot:
its not an offer. i want to decode who you are. it seems like you are searching for yourself and your spiritual purpose in this dimension in this reincarnation hence your trips to sri lanka and dancing naked on the streets of sri-lanka. i use various divination tools. i can tell you why you are here. supply those things which i asked ye. I am more so curious because you come across as an ascended master that needs to be activated. you most likely ( i may be wrong ) will be one of the water signs pisces scorpio or cancer. indulge me
Wat is it about d water signhuh
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 12:02am On Sep 10, 2017
Sarassin:
Onwards and upwards we go. In the Hermetic Mystical Order based on the works of the 'Thrice Greatest' of which I have been an adherent we are presented with a view of reality consisting of various layers emanating from the highest and most subtle divine realms to the most dense and material world that we experience every day. The movement from the subtle to the material is not really a system of different and distinct layers it is actually a seamless change. For the sake of simplicity for now I will limit these to three distinct levels even though there are myriads of sub-levels, they represent layers of the external world as we know it but more importantly they also represent layers of the self. The higher you go, the more subtle the realm.

I wish to take a look at each of these realms, their importance to the ordinary person and how they are utilised by practitioners of the three paths previously described.
Plz continu... *drools*
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 11:58pm On Sep 09, 2017
butterflylion:
We stop when they stop! They started it and even if we stop they have sworn not to so we need them to stop first.

This is religious section and we are free to roll here but the non religious atheists are not free.
Then let d modes be d judge of dat... If they saw d need to divide d religion section, dey wud ve done dat already. We are all matured people i guess. None of diz even matter, wat we are all here arguing over....If an atheist is condemned or going 2 hell, is it ur hell? If a theist tinks a "sky daddy" is their only hope, let dem be aswell... We shud be able 2 ve civilized conversations with others and respect their opinions, social/moral millitancy wud only wear u out. As if life isnt doing dat already u wanna add diz one undecided
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f): 11:22pm On Sep 09, 2017
Pidgin2:
I never knew atheists can be so agreeable, it seems they are all at home here
Oya its an atheist playing ground, jus leave already, u already accused atheists of not letting u religious folk be.. And u re here doing d same. Who is dependent on who now¿
Christianity EtcRe: The Middle Path by enigmatic16(f):
Billyonaire:
Do not thank me. I am doing what I am supposed to do. If you have ever journeyed to the land beyond the beyond and met these entities at their homes then you will figure out how exactly life works. We are all energy beings, we have a body while they have their own kind of body, but to go there we drop our physicality and to come here, they drop their primary body and migrate astrally. Their technologies are far more advance and we can develop them here and we are doing that at the Antarctica laboratories. Do not take my advice as an insult, all I am saying is....If an entity can not tell you exactly its location and its level of knowledge can not measured and compared to the other ETs of different races, do not fucck with it. You could be communicating with a bully somewhere and you think you are doing great until you are pretty much fuccked up.

Speaking from experiences, not books.
Can u send me a message i wud wanna talk 2u bout diz tins u jus spoke about.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Okay For Christians To Have Tattoos? by enigmatic16(f): 12:26am On Sep 09, 2017
Proudgorgeousga:
lawd! which one is spiritual infection again?

and does sterilization of the equipment used for the tattoo prevent it like it prevents physical infections like HIV and hepatitis B cheesy
My sister, nothing wen person no go see 4 nairaland... Wen i saw dat i was jus tinking... The tins all diz religious pple say wud surprise God sef. I remember wen pple wre asked 2 drink salt n water coz of ebola, twas one Pastor dat called my mum oooo.
Anyway i ve a tattoo plz, am i going to hell? undecided How do i test 4 spiritual infectionshuh Wats are d symptoms? Any spiritual doctor in d house huh
Christianity EtcRe: Why Hasn't God made an amputated limb grow back? by enigmatic16(f): 1:02pm On Sep 08, 2017
HardMirror:
You won't see anyone of them here. Christianity is for people who can't think. It is for weaklings. It is for people who can't take the challenge of life heads-on and fight for survival. Christianity and most religion are for those who can be manipulated and live in fear of the unknown. It is for those who don't ask questions. It is for those who are programmable. It is for those who don't know what to do with their lives. It is for those who have to be told everything.
Somehow u jus described me... ���� but i dont not wish 2 be diz way. We were all born with diz mindset passed on to us. Presently i am waking up to consciousness n battling diz long formed mindset, it hasnt been easy at all. But i am glad i am aware. People who re recorded in history are people who cud tink outside d box n d so called prevailing system. U know wat mks me more angry? Dat all these men of God know d truth, but dey wont preach, they know d secret and thats what they re using to their advantage.
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For The Intelligent. Let's Put Critical Thought To Work by enigmatic16(f): 12:45pm On Sep 08, 2017
All i can tink of is this movie "the martian". I dont know how water wud be made available but i know it wud be tru some rigorous scientific process, if that was ever d case. I kinda get wat d OP means by tink outside d box. But its all hypothetically speaking sha.... Dont take it too seruzly.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created God? - An Invalid Question by enigmatic16(f): 1:33pm On Sep 06, 2017
nejifresh:
The topic of this discussion is beyond the conduits of religion or science. It falls within the purview of Philosophy and Mysticism. To get acquainted see www.rosicrucian.org
Hey pls tell me more about d link u posted, i checked it out but, its not well detailed, wenever i input my name and email it doesn't connect. can u send me a dm lets talk.
Christianity EtcRe: Daily Dreams Interpretation by enigmatic16(f): 9:30pm On Sep 01, 2017
1. I always dream of my primary school, i dont know why, i always find myself in dat setting, i tink i did lastnight,i saw myself on d stair case tryna find my way back to my class, other times Its a dream bout chaos in d school n every1 is trying to find their way to safety but becoz my kid sister was also in d same school, she was always my 1st concern as i start 2 panick n look 4her jus so we cud be safe 2gether.

2ndly. I always dream of a tsunami, i see d heavy water approaching n i cant swim, im terrified, i try to run but i cant escape it. Next tin is it comes n everywhr is filled wit water, its dark n quiet n d world is over. I wake up terrified n scared.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by enigmatic16(f): 9:16pm On Sep 01, 2017
TayeJiboluwa:
1. Going back to secondary school will be backwardness. But since you didn't go, pray against staleness or stagnancy.

2. Having a haircut in the dream is bad. Thank God it didn't happen. Pray against hidden enemies.

3. Means rejection.

4 & 5 might mean you're going to have a baby. It also means blessing or gift.
Please i sent u a mail jus now, i hope to recieve ur reply soonest. Tank u n God bless u.
EducationRe: Before You Jump On The Plane To Study Abroad, What You Should Know by enigmatic16(f): 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2017
golddust6000:
free tuition in sweden? Say the truth and say what you know.
A frnd told me bout it, gave me list of countries wiv scholarships n free tuition, vent looked it up yet tho, sweeden was among dem, my main focus was on germany.
EducationRe: Before You Jump On The Plane To Study Abroad, What You Should Know by enigmatic16(f): 12:33pm On Apr 20, 2017
vaxx:
thanks. am aware
Erm pls vaxx, i wud send u a private message lets talk bout free tuition schs in germany and sweden, i cud really use another opinion. i recently jus enrolled for my msc at d nigerian defense academy post graduate sch. Now my frnd want me to try all diz foreign schs n forgo d one i jus got, i wanna knw d benefits i wud get and wat difference it wud make... U can send me a private msg wiv ur no lets chat on whatsapp.
LiteratureRe: The Devil has the money ( A Novel) by enigmatic16(f): 11:52pm On Jul 27, 2016
Icemany:
Hmmm.....e be like say u dey like sad tinz!
I have been on an emotional roller coaster from d get go of did story.

Advice :enuff of tragic deaths for now...e don too plenty.
Focus more on adventure,risks and your descriptive style which is very unique by the way...
And i just cant wait to see the boy rolling in cash as a youngin.

Well done!
Y do u tink pple like game of throne? The tragedy has a lot 2do with it, the fact dat anybody can die at anytime makes it more realistic. The story is more realistic this way... from the title it shudnt be an easy one.
LiteratureRe: The Devil has the money ( A Novel) by enigmatic16(f): 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2016
More pls... I'm here wondering what happens next, it's like I'm seeing a movie, the use of imagery in this work is highly admirable, u killed it bibijay123 keep it 100!!!
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TV/MoviesRe: If You Had To Be Trapped In A TV Show For A Month, Which Would You Choose? by enigmatic16(f): 11:03pm On Jan 16, 2016
Supernatural and Originals... Dean n klaus tho kiss
BusinessRe: Man Seen In Bank With Two Trousers To Withdraw Money (Photo) by enigmatic16(f): 2:44pm On Nov 25, 2015
simonlee:
I live in Kaduna. That's diamond bank along kachia Road. Haha. This guy done fall my hand
Is thr diamond bank at kachia rd?
CelebritiesRe: Rapper MI Hosted By Governor El-Rufai (Photos) by enigmatic16(f): 11:45pm On Nov 24, 2015
Plz who knws d hotel he is lodged at in kaduna, lemme gate crash!!! grin
CareerRe: I Work With A Dead Man's Certificate: I Need Help..please HELP A Nlder by enigmatic16(f): 4:28pm On Nov 19, 2015
Teempakguy:
i can't solve this problem.

usually, the most effective way would be to just kill her and silence her forever, but, i'm thinking that's not what you really want/need to do at this point.

however, the best thing you can hope for is that she doesn't tell anyone. and that if she does tell someone, then the person is inconsequential. i mean, i don't get it. if you studied abroad with his certificate, then it means you got good at what you were pretending to be, right? i mean, it's fraud, but still . . . she should at least understand that, and it's perfectly fine if she doesn't want to live with you any more, but she should at least shut up . . .

come to think of it, why are you asking us for advice? you're literally asking us to help you break the law. we should hack your ip address and find out where you're posting this from so we can personally hand you over to the police. grin
U too watch American feem... undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did You Fill Your Account No And BVN On Fidelity Recruitment Page? by enigmatic16(f): 8:43pm On Nov 16, 2015
olayinkajnr:
Lolz, don't mid them. I'm in Kaduna too, but Zaria to be precise. I submitted my CV in their Zaria branch. That was where I submitted the last time and I was called for test.. But it was later canceled and another CV was asked to be submitted again. I've submitted mine.
So wat wud u suggest I do? So u still submitted Urs hard copy? Y re dey tossing me na...chai

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