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Christianity EtcRe: Miracle Or Not? You Tell Me. by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 2:04pm On Jul 11, 2017
jonbellion:
see them here. The people that attribute coincidence to some magic Jew lord
How many coincidences thoughhuh

First, remember I said, I prayed to find the keys.

Second, on the day I decided to tow the car, if the tow company actually had trucks available at the time I called, I wouldn't have had the time to go to the computer lab as it would have taken them less than 20mins to arrive.

Third, if I didn't go to the computer lab, I wouldn't have met the friend that suggested I call my professor.

Fourth, Now, it's not like my professor said he found the keys in class, NO! He found the keys on the STREET as he was walking home.

Fifth, my professor picked up this random key, while most people walking on the STREET would simply have ignored it.

Sixth, even if one of the other thousands of people picked the key up, I wouldn't know who they were and wouldn't Have access to them or my keys.

Lastly, the icing on the cake is the fact that, he placed it on a traffic light Base and two days later, I go to that traffic light and I retrieve the it.

Could so many coincidences occur simultaneouslyhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Christians And The Foolishness Of Freewill by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:10pm On Jul 11, 2017
Hanabian:
Freewill or no freewill, the main message here is that the God who created the Universe could not have been the biblical God because the biblical God is full of self contradictions.
People should live their life without thinking they are offending some made up God who exhibits every known characteristics of humans.
A God who is All-Knowing is not supposed to "regret".
I won't claim to have all the answers, as much as I have experiences with Jesus. Such experiences have led me to believe, even without having all the answers.

However, someone on this thread already said that we were made in the image of God. So I believe as we have emotions and feelings, so also does our creator have these feelings as well.

Sometimes, making the right choice can lead to a feeling of regret at the foreseeable outcome, even though, it was the right choice.

It's like helping a proud friend get a Job, you know that when he gets the Job, his pride might lead him to dissolve your friendship, being that he will now have money to go along with his pride, but you do it anyway, because helping a friend is the right thing to do.

When in the future, you see your prediction come to pass, you may have a feeling of regret, like look at this guy, if only I didn't even get this dude a job, now he's feeling like his the shhhh. However, if you could go back in time, hopefully you'd still make the same choice, cause it is the right thing to do.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians And The Foolishness Of Freewill by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:33pm On Jul 11, 2017
Hanabian, so would it have been better if we were never createdhuh

Or, created without free willhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Miracle Or Not? You Tell Me. by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 11:35am On Jul 11, 2017
Too much to be a coincidence
Christianity EtcMiracle Or Not? You Tell Me. by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 12:49am On Jul 11, 2017
Guys, tell me what you think.

So back in my school days, I had lost the keys to my car and being a broke student at time, I did not have the money to spend on a tow ($100) + new keys. So I started praying.

Now you might be there thinking, why is this guy praying for ordinary car keyshuh

The reason for me praying over my lost car keys, obviously besides not wanting to go lose like $200 and be left with like $50 for the semester, was that, at the time, I was deeply religious. Maybe religious is not the right word, I'd say I felt God's presence in my life. Almost close enough to touch at some points, maybe that was just my emotions, but, I digress...

So I pray to God, telling him that I really didnt want to use my last money for the semester on a tow and that I can't leave my car parked in a parking lot far away for months untill I got more money. Heck, my car might not even have survived a week before being stolen or broken into.

After about 2 days, panick set in so I decided to empty my bank account to use for tow fees and new car keys.

I call the tow company and the tell me that they are out of trucks, so I would have to wait for about an hour or two.

So I decided to head to the computer lab. Met up with a friend and was just lamenting about my key issue and how I'm going to be broke the rest of the semester.

Then he asked me if I've called the professor of the class, where I lost my keys.

It didn't make sense to me to call the professor though, cause I wasn't even sure where I had lost it, before class, during class, after class. Plus it was a Saturday, so I'm thinking why would I call my professor on Saturdayhuh

Anyways, I said, what the heckhuh I pulled up his number and called him with not much hope at all.

I asked him if he had seen any car keys after class. He gave a depressing response, as he say "NO" sad

As expected, why would my professor see my keyshuh

... But just as I was about to hang up the phone, he said, "I saw some keys though, on my way home on the street, I picked it up and put the on the traffic light base"


Noooooooooooooo shocked

It cant be, can ithuh I thought

I rushed out of the lab straight to the street he mentioned, checked the traffic light Base and there they were, my keys :-)
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Flood ‘takes Over’ Lekki Phase 1 by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:48pm On Jul 08, 2017
ndcide:
Road don block. I've been on the road from Ajah since morning. I've not even reached chisco.

If where you're going to is walkable, go by foot. If I was walking from Ajah, I for don reach VI by now.

I'm not exaggerating. I doubt any danfo will go more than one trip today.
Ur right!

I just checked Google maps traffic and the whole of lekki is blocked.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Flood ‘takes Over’ Lekki Phase 1 by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:46pm On Jul 08, 2017
I have somewhere to go to ooo

I hope this water goes down soon
PoliticsRe: Flooded Lekki This Morning (Pictures) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
ikombe:
Abeg shey na second abi third roundabout be that grin
Just after first roundabout bro
PoliticsRe: Flooding: White Man Paddling His Canoe In Victoria Island, Lagos (Video, Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:40pm On Jul 08, 2017
But this guy sha

I wonder if he needed to get to somewhere important, or he was just having fun, like, let me even bring out my kayak gear
PoliticsRe: Flooding: White Man Paddling His Canoe In Victoria Island, Lagos (Video, Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
Meeen, it's bad in lekki area, sigh

I had already planned my Saturday, starting with a joy ride on lekki epe, but I woke up and angry

Can't risk my car in such rivers, na wa sha
TravelRe: Traffic Jam Along Abuja-Keffi Expressway Leaves Commuters Confused (Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:47pm On Jul 05, 2017
kachi7021:
Most of the time what causes this gridlock is impatience... .if everybody could be calm and maintain three lanes everything would go smoothly
God bless you.

Most drivers are just soooo wicked, haba!! Also always in a hurry.

3 Lane Road will turn to 6 Lanes, sigh. All man for himself. Why does it have to be that way?

Some are so wicked, they will not let you enter their front in traffic, even after you've waited for 3 cars to pass your front, they will just match their accelerator without looking at ur face.

If everyone could just maintain 3 lanes as you said, giving each other room to change lanes easily, the traffic will flow, even if it's at an average of 5km/hr.

Anyways, me in Lagos, whenever I come across traffic, I just relax. If you like don't allow me to enter your front, if you like cut me off, I don't care. We will all reach our destination by God's grace and I won't dent my car just to gain extra 5 mins, but have to pay 20k in unforseen repair bills.
CrimeRe: Items Found On Female Kidnapper Burnt To Death In Ikorodu by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:31am On Jul 05, 2017
Land of barbarians

CrimeRe: Items Found On Female Kidnapper Burnt To Death In Ikorodu by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:27am On Jul 05, 2017
Welcome to Africa

Car TalkRe: Where Is The Worst Place Your Car Has Ever Broken Down? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:51pm On Jul 04, 2017
Always carry your spare tire, jack and the rest.

I was driving yesterday at lekki when all of a sudden, I started hearing the sound of my tire flapping.

I had run over some sharp object that was deflating the tyre at an extremely fast rate.

This was 11pm oooo

I thought about managing it, but I didn't want to spoil the tyre, so I parked, open my boot, only to find out that I had taken out my jack and wheel spanner to use elsewhere, sigh sad

I just confuse cry
RomanceRe: Now Let's See The Pretty Babes On Romance Section by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:23pm On Jul 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
I need 200k sad
Bae-Bey, is notin, is notin

Nwa bae, is notin angry
RomanceRe: So Men What Do You People Really Want? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:03pm On Jul 03, 2017
optional1:
but seun doesn't have change button yet..

Or what do you suggesthuh
Am sorry, I don't know ur Options, hehe cheesy
RomanceRe: Now Let's See The Pretty Babes On Romance Section by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:02pm On Jul 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Lol grin
Bae-Bey, just wait till my contena land, nwa, I will give u anything angry
RomanceRe: The Most Dangerous Animal Is A Silent Smiling Woman - Twitter User Rants by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2017
The quiet person will just be saving all ur wrong doings day after day, week after week, month after month...

Untill one day u just touch them wrong and they explode on ur asss, hiaaan angry

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RomanceRe: Now Let's See The Pretty Babes On Romance Section by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:31pm On Jul 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
What's the mission here?
Wow shocked

U remind me of all those Joy and imperial leather soap girls I used to see when I was growing up
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:29pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
Av reduced it a bit Bro
my future is vital 2 me
Hehehe grin

Well, may God guide the choices you make, to protect your future.
RomanceRe: He Caught Her Sniffing His Underwear by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:24pm On Jul 03, 2017
Well I've been caught as well, so who am I to...

What I don't like is girls doing the perverted things as well.

It's okay if I sniff ur undies, but why will u sniff minehuh

That's just weird undecided
RomanceRe: So Men What Do You People Really Want? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:19pm On Jul 03, 2017
optional1:
Men! Men!! Men!!!

So complicated, confusing, so hard to please..

If you try to please them, you are cheap, if you try to love them, you're to emotional tongue
undecided undecided if u don't you're playing hard to get,

If you give them attention, you're bugging them... :->
If you don't you're with another man..


If you demand attention, you are nagging woman, if you don't you are not understanding..

If you're dressing sexy you're attracting other men, If you don't you're local....

If you wash their cloth and cook you're desperate, if you don't you're not a wife material 100yard undecided ...

If you're beautiful you can't stay with one man, if you are ugly, you're not presentable...

If you're independent you're chasing men away, if you're not you're a liability....

If you're pregnant you won't to trap them
If you're not you must have damage your womb undecided undecided




SO MEN WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE REALLY WANThuh


#copied....








I am in my house in SAMBISA FOREST come and beat me kiss kiss
Change ya name from the optional 1, to the ONLY 1, else dey will say u are optional sad
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Mistakenly Sent Sex Chat To A Whatsapp Group by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
That's why I triple check my work angry

Okay, is the numberhuh

Check again angry

I said check again angry

Okay, I've checked na, is the right number embarassed

Boiii, u better check again angry angry
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:12pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
Am not joking
But av done d rest
K, I gotcha!

Are u still going to be doing "the rest", going forwardhuh

I'm trying to be Celibate man, dunno how, sigh embarassed
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:06pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
oh sorry i can't
Ur kidding righthuh

What is ur secrethuh

I'm serious angry
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:01pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
Heaven knows dat I can stoop so low 2 sleep with a random gal wen am not married
Btw if d gal is saying d truth....i would advice him 2 keep it
Wait, can or can'thuh
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:57pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
Wat should we say again
It's a good tin na
Or should I tell him 2 abort ithuh
How can being a dad b4 ur ready be a good thinghuh

What if some girl just came to ur house tonight and presented u with "ur child"huh

Btw abortion is not the way sha.
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:53pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
Daddy start selecting names 4 ur unborn baby grin
Btw don't forget 2 invite me 4 d naming ceremony
Why are u soo meanhuh
RomanceRe: Can Two Weeks Pregnancy Be Detected? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:53pm On Jul 03, 2017
Oyindidi:
gringringrin eku baby daddy

Diapers fall on youcheesy
Why are u soo meanhuh
RomanceRe: My Gf Posted A Picture With A Random Guy On Facebook-advice Pls by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:51pm On Jul 03, 2017
Is she ur girlfriendhuh
RomanceRe: When A Woman Loves You She Does Completely - Bamisepeter's Blog by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
Divay22:
huh
I love ur DP
RomanceRe: HILLARIOUS: 12 Types Of Militant Feminists On Social Media [PICS] by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:44pm On Jul 03, 2017
FreshShavedBalls:
10.Kamikaze Feminist



Unreasonable and usually self contradictory fighter jet feminist. Will tweet self compromising info to win argument.
Men, ur killing me with these rihanna pix

I was about to grab vaseline, but, I control myself

Riiiriii, if only I can smell ur asss embarassed

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