Evablizin:
Chai sowie,i hav a solution 2 ur problem,cum nd date me i'm nt materialistic i wil even pay ur house rent 4 u,in short i wil turn ur life around.lols

Hiaaaaan!

Dis girl dey make me High E I, High E I

U no go believe, she looking at me

My temperature dey Rye E Eyes, Rye E Eyes

If u see dis baby tell am say...

"and now the stuffing"

007author:



Slow down ft Julio Cesar I love this song like mad

Yep!! Lovely song bro

M.I is a bad boy though. The only naija rapper that made me buy his songs on iTunes.

His combination of lyrical content with local content is unparalleled.


...

"slow it down, why ya try fit accelerate
the way ya move make bad man salivate
me i trip on your shape, on your silhouette
who that bumclot, come try seperate?

eeh, body smoking cigarette
but not this other girls, them-a- nicorette

me-i-change your steeze rehabilitate
them boys broke, but me-i-billy gate

chocboys make it rain, mama irrigate
you should leave who you with, mama immigrate

any man wanna pest you fumigate
cos’ a lot of them dudes try fit imitate

but no guy like me check your archive
then back it up slow hard drive
come learn what life with a star like
cos you are a star, right?
cos you are a star, right?"

pweetiedee:
Awon sugar daddy Tboss

What about u Can I be ur sugar man

thesicilian:
My ATM card

Lol, as per, you can just pay for the tow truck bah

Have you ever been out late at night, leave your car, only to come back to a flat tyre? To make matters worse, you have no spare

Have you ever been out and your car refused to start when it's time to go back home cause your battery is dead? Maybe u forgot a small light on, or maybe the battery is just close to dead.

Have you ever been out and blown a radiator hose? With all your coolant sprayed across the road?

In these situations you would wish that you were well prepared.

In my kit, I have a spare tyre, work tools (spanners n Co), jumper cables, 12V electric car pump and regular c caution.

A tow truck could be expensive costing you as much as 30k depending on where you are going to. So being able to sort your self out and get back on the road in no time can save your wallet big time.

I remember when I blew a radiator hose, I was very grateful I had my pliers with me. Though it took me more than 3 hours to get back home instead of 20mins,since I had to cool the car down twice as it blew twice, at least I saved money by avoiding a tow.




Another time, I came out to meet a flat tyre. Since I was already dressed and didn't want to get my hands dirty, I simply pulled out my 12V air compressor. 10mins later and I was on the road. A real time and back saver.



As far as jumper cables go, it's very difficult finding a car donor as most people may decline your request. It still pays to have one as eventually, a good samaritan will help you by using his car to jump yours. A better solution though, would be to have a portable battery jump starter that is always charged. That way, you don't have to beg strangers for a jump, while they look at you like a common criminal. You can simple reach for your portable jumper, put it on, connect to your batteries and you're back on the road.




Are you prepared Don't be stranded, alone in the dark, especially when it's just a simple or common problem.

So even a 1997 car can be stolen in naija

Sorry for your loss bro, hopefully you find it soonest.

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Nathan2016:



The problem with Nigeria and Nigerians is they like putting everything in a box. Categorising it.

Some people like to show off, legit money
Some dont

And the worst part you will see people., young people justifying these SARs actions, mainly because they might not have any thing to loose.

One ediot here is saying to dress the way u want to be addressed.

So police are now supposed to build cases based on our dress code

So if I'm bokoharam now, I can wear a suit and no one will ever suspect anything, even if i hold a poster saying "I'm carrying a bomb", they will just be like, he's joking, how can he carry bomb and be wearing suit...

Just soooo annoying.

DALE917:
Dress the way you want to be addressed
You'll never find them stopping a man corporately dressed and harassing him for scam

Da fvck are u talking about

Must a man always be in a suit

Like wtf is wrong with u GOSH!!

fratermathy:




You are operating on another level entirely.

Hehe, don't mind the OP

Oluwasaeon:

Any question bro

U know that to create something means to start something right As in a factor of time, the when!

When was it created? Created in so so date...

U already know that God isn't bound by time, hence there is no when as regards to his being.

Oluwasaeon:
Who created him

Common dude!! Really

mespusinglez:
To me.
If God Should Give Me That Opportunity
I Will Ask Him"Why Do The Wicked Prosper And The Righteous Suffer"?

Yelloooo, dis is the romantic section

Anywho, the righteous may have many problems, but, God delivers them from all.

Now move ya tred

I don't always use English to woo girls, sometimes, I use sign language

I am creating a counter thread as we speak

I am feeling EnigmaticEnigmable

Aso rock is shrouded in so much mystery, that even Google can't give you an accurate and complete picture of the villa?

Why is it so detached from Nigerian citizens?

Can't we start setting up tours to Aso Rock? This would even earn us some additional forex, as not only Nigerians would tour, but other nationals as well.

I hope I marry a cool woman. One that tries to take away the stress of life, not one that adds to it.

sinaj:
Doesn't he have neigbours

Please can u change ur dp I'm tired of jerkking off to this one

Who remembers the episode of friends, were Monica is pissed off, because Chandler won't spend all of his life savings on their wedding

arleck:

where did u get that kinda weed you showed me

Off the Internet. That is the typical strain of kush available in the U. S

Trust me, when you hit that, you will know that your mind has really been altered.

I remember smoking this then going to the gym to play basketball. Guy, I was like Kobe Bryant in my mind.

Ended up scoring 5 points with 3 assists in a game to 11 my first game. That shit is fire!!!!

Come to naija and the Sk arizona and so called kush all look like leftover grass that the gardener finished burning, mtcheew

That yansh must be softer than fresh baked bread.

I like fresh bread

arleck:

Just kuku Kill Me I no wan live again... Where You At bro?

Lol, I'm in Lagos, but I've been around

First time I bought naija weed, I was like wtf

MissCuppy:
She too like better thing.

Are u related to dj cuppy Like the baby cuppy in the house

arleck:

Expired grass keh! mine are fresh and green.. it tastes gr8.. though some weed tastes tasteless and just burn like carbon, buh i knw my source itz fresh

Okay, then let me put it this way, weed in Nigeria is weak as shhhh

Sk, arizona, kush, all b.s

Not until you've smoked real kush that's colorful like this... :




... will u know you've been wasting your time inhaling shhhh, mtcheew

arleck:

Werey re o! omo bobos na junkie o!

U don't have to be a junkie to reject expired grass

There is no weed in Nigeria.

What we have is expired grass

Wait till u try some kryptochondoconolite nigggah

Alondrah:
Oh Good luck with it then. Hope you eat for us both

Lol, I will try... but why not come see