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RomanceRe: Please Does Anyone Know The Meaning Of Idk by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 6:42pm On Sep 30, 2017
phintohlar:
exactly,what the fvck is wrong with you
No need to insult me if i don't know d meaning of idk angry

Not everyone uses this new generation way of talking with their lols and lemao
RomanceRe: Drop a Pick Up Line. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:21pm On Sep 30, 2017
Don't know why people always want to reinvent the wheel, sigh

Just use old and trusted lines like:

You are the egg in my eggroll, without u, I'm just a bunz
RomanceRe: Please Does Anyone Know The Meaning Of Idk by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 6:14pm On Sep 30, 2017
madridguy:
That is what it stands for only if you want to play some childish game.
What does it stand forhuh
RomanceRe: Please Does Anyone Know The Meaning Of Idk by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 6:10pm On Sep 30, 2017
madridguy:
" idk " I don't know.
How come no one ever knows, what the fvckhuh
RomancePlease Does Anyone Know The Meaning Of Idk by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 6:07pm On Sep 30, 2017
Please does someone know the meaning of "idk" huh

Every time I ask someone, they tell me I don't know sad
AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2017
honmusa:
20w50 for a 2010 car shocked shocked??
Lol, yes oo, up Toyota!!!!
AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:47pm On Sep 30, 2017
honmusa:
Which year is your toyota
Its a 2010 avensis
PhonesRe: 6 Best Android Phones Below N15,000 In Nigeria by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:44pm On Sep 30, 2017
emeijeh:
Who still goes for a 512mb RAM phone in 2017 huh


We talking Android and Op is speaking Andrew
Depends on the persons budget.

512mb is more than enough memory to check emails, browse the web, watch videos...

You just have to not get greedy by filling the phone with apps.

Use basic apps, don't multitask and 512mb should be efficient enough to keep you going on the internet.
AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:34pm On Sep 30, 2017
honmusa:
I am yet to see a manufacturer that will specifically state that you will have to use 20w50 with frequent oil change for car of year 1997 and above
please let me know if you see any grin
Hmmm, I actually can't find a Nissan manual that allows the use of 20w 50.

Maybe Nissans really can't use that oil, guess it pays to check your manual.

My Toyota manual actually includes 20w 50 as an option, as shown in the image above
AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:25pm On Sep 30, 2017
Toyota oil recommendation.

I'll look up Nissan to see the difference.

AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:20pm On Sep 30, 2017
honmusa:
What is your car model so that I can help you to truly confirm if Toyota say that you can use 20w50 and cover 20,000km before oil change grin
No, you misunderstood.

I'm not saying Toyota says to change oil every 20,000km, I'm saying that some people don't even change their oil after driving that many kms and their engine still runs fine.

Toyota recommends changing oil every 5000km.

Your customer changed oil even more frequently than that, which was every 3000km. I know it's a Nissan, not Toyota, but I think the recommended oil change intervals should be similar.
AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:10pm On Sep 30, 2017
honmusa:
All those are have overrule since year 2000BC grin
Lol, na wa oh

but as someone said though, I don't think using 20w 50 oil is a bad thing.

My Toyota manual says to use oil with lower viscosity as standard, but it also permits the use of more viscous oil in high temperature environments and at high speed.

You are making me scared cause if that customer is telling the truth about his maintenance history, I don't see how using 20w 50, every 3k km would be a bad thing.

Some people don't even change their oil after 20,000km, but this guy was diligent enough to change his oil even more regularly than the manual suggests and his reward for that is to buy a new engine, chai!!

I'm scared yo embarassed
AutosRe: Autologic workshop compilation of daunting car issues :Diagnosis and fix by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:31pm On Sep 30, 2017
Hey autologic, what about the throttle body fuse and relay and the throttle sensorhuh

Not a car tech, but I just watched YouTube, lol.

Have you ruled those outhuh
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Gifts Jane Mena N2million For Winning Dance Competition (Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:57pm On Sep 15, 2017
check out her bum, my goodness


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weavP13OBMM
AutosRe: Very Perfect Volvo S60 700k Slightly Negotiable price reduced by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:00pm On Sep 03, 2017
iaanput:
Very economical Volvo S60. If you're a lover of the swiz brand then you've got a banker here. I can give you any guarantee you want on this. It has absolutely NOTHING TO REPAIR. It was imported and cleared through Tincan Port May 12 2017.

Call or whatsapp on 09090000187. You can come with any mechanic you know.
You have too much patience my dear friend.

If the car is okay as you say, then it's a fantastic deal. I wonder why people would still try to offer you way less on this undecided

are people not seeing other people sell cars as high as 52 million. Why can't they go and buy that one.

Trust me, someone will still buy that car worth 52 million, trussss me!!

Abeg hold ur price firm and only reduce it if you know there is a major issue with the ride, cause this is a very good deal.

good day
Car TalkHow Come Nigerian Auto Sites Don't Have Prices Listed On Their Website??? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 2:36pm On Sep 01, 2017
You go to nissan usa website, you see prices for all their fleet.

sentra starting from $11,000, maxima starting from so and so

You go to volkswagen uk, you see Polo/Golf starting at 11,000 pounds and so on.


You visit Toyota Nigeria, Kia Nigeria... You will spend the whole day looking for where they hid the prices until you realize that there are no prices. You have to call them if you want to get a prices.

Whyhuh That is so infuriating angry angry

Some of these stupid sites even let you build a model as if, at the end they will show you a price, but nooo, they will simply say to call them.



Why is the art of Window shopping lost on these Nigerian companieshuh

Reminds me of the times i went to youdala to buy a new phone. As soon as I got there, one guy started following me around nonstop. Kept asking me if I am ready to buy. I'm like, no you murrafvcker, I am just window shopping. won't i window shop to see what you guys havehuh And what kind of employee asks a customer in a phone shop if they are ready to buyhuh So freaking crass.


So i guess one can't plan a car budget without having to speak to someone about every possible price for every possible car option available and of course, they will be pestering your ears with stupid questions, like, are you ready to buyhuh

sigh undecided
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Ambode To Build 3000MW Power Plant by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:32pm On Jul 24, 2017
Isn't it funny, that for the past decade, these politicians have signed MOUs for different sized power plants, yet, we are still generating below 4000mwhuh

News like, Lagos to generate so and so

Nigeria to generate so an so

Nigeria partners with GE to build 10000mw

Shell to build 1000mw

...

Useless country
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Drinking Beer In Lagos Flood (Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:55pm On Jul 22, 2017
Are they not worried about all the human excrement in that water?
PoliticsRe: Flood Takes Over Major Parts In Ago Palace Way Okota by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:29pm On Jul 22, 2017
olaboy1:
Asking the govt to construct an underground drainage it's almost same cost of constructing tram tracks without the trams across the whole of Lagos, which do you think we should advocate for first.

The point many of us are making is the Nigerian populace changing his living habits. We need to start from there before we can move forward.
Ola, why can't we do them simultaneouslyhuh

OK, forget about deep drainages for a sec. Let's focus on just the covers for gutters.

Can't we have all the gutters coveredhuh Walk around your neighbourhood and see just how many gutters are uncovered.

Remember that just one street with an uncovered drain could potentially cause mayhem for a whole community, as that would be the street were garbage would freely enter the drain channels, causing blockage even at locations with covered gutters.

Can't we also modify the covers to include filter mesheshuh How much is it really to mould a block of cement, that the government can't do this consistently everywherehuh

Mould covers that include filter meshes that filter out objects larger than 2cm in width. Then place these covers everywhere and I mean everywhere,on every freakinggg gutter, shikena

I don't think that solution is that difficult or expensive.

Obviously, the government should still enforce littering laws, but my argument here is that, when you design, your design has to account for flaws and overcome them.
PoliticsRe: Flood Takes Over Major Parts In Ago Palace Way Okota by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
Collins10:
Hey! You've said enough for a day! Now, shut up and go to bed! Who are you calling stupidhuh Are your Parents not black people? Please take your time o! What was all that insult for? Haba!!!
Sorry Bro, but if u throw a bottle in your bath tub, will that bottle make its way to your bathroom drainagehuh

Same difference here.

You can't construct roads with open tiny gutters and expect all of the population to act in unison to avoid littering. That's like saying you can tell everyone in the world to accept world peace and all the wars just totally come to an end.

There is almost nowhere in this world that people don't litter.

I was in the UK once and I spotted some guy in a car look left and right, then proceed to flinging his mcdonalds food bag on the road, along with his empty soda drink.

Difference is, that trash will never get a chance to enter the drainage there since its covered. So worst case scenario is that you have a dirty environment for a while before street sweepers come in to clean the garbage.

Bottom line is, build closed drainage systems since you already know that you can never stop people from littering. This doesn't mean you won't still enforce littering laws.
PoliticsRe: Flood Takes Over Major Parts In Ago Palace Way Okota by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:53pm On Jul 22, 2017
Black man is really stupid, as evident on this thread.

Instead of you guys to advocate for covered drainage like they have in advanced countries, so that dirt can never enter, you are here asking people not to throw dirt in an OPEN gutter undecided

Nigerians must be one of the daftest creatures on the face of the earth.

How can u prevent people from throwing stuff in an open gutterhuh Heck, even road and animal debris, might naturally find it's way into an OPEN gutter.


Why not, for once in your daft lives, advocate for a closed drainage systemhuh

I guess though Nigerians are born to suffer, mtcheew
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Not Ripe For State Police — I-G by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:58am On Jul 21, 2017
These guys are sooo annoying.

Nigeria is never ripe for anything

Not ripe for state police

Not ripe for resource control

Not ripe for real electricity restructuring

Not ripe for development

...


Left to Politicians, Nigeria should remain the shithole it currently is forever. It's so sad and annoying at the same time.

Why can't we copy the American system were there is state police but, the Federal police has overriding powerhuh

Sit tight politicians, mtcheew, they just sit tight in one spot and watch the country go from bad to rotten, to full compost, mtcheew
Christianity EtcRe: Christians And The Foolishness Of Freewill by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:41pm On Jul 12, 2017
frank317:
What would you have lost if you have never been created?

Babies who die through miscarriage, what do u think they lost?
I don't understand embarassed
PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:14am On Jul 12, 2017
bantudra:
oh my...that will cost alot and take decades to build in the ol nigeria..

you know how stingy our leaders are with money....and the people dont have the patience to start from zero... undecided
Truth!!

You see all those threads with some governor somewhere, commissioning a road and when you look on the sides of the road, all you will see are tiny gutters dug on both sides, lol

If they don't want to spend the money, the least they can do is update the covers to the already existing gutters after they have been cleared.

The covers should be long and thick, so they can't be easily lifted and carted away.

The covers should also have filters, so that, no matter how much people litter, that litter never makes its way into the gutter.

Every streets gutter must be covered with this special covers, every single street, unless it's a canal or something...

...but as you know, we are in naija sad
PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:50pm On Jul 11, 2017
Bifwoli:
Yes ,i live in the US and there quite a few open gutters in my neighborhood.When there's strict enforcement and better orbanised society then even open gutters are able to stay clean.

USA is clean bcuz they have strict enforcement ,Kigali ,Rwanda is very neat bcuz they have strict enforcement ,a maintenance culture and an organized society that's been cultured to respect rules.That is not so in the anything goes man eat man societies like Lagos and a few other cities.
Open gutter in Yankeehuh

Bro, you'd have to back up that claim with evidence.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:49pm On Jul 11, 2017
bantudra:
but it will cost more....am just saying,when the closed gutter get filled with filth you will need people that must crewl into it to clean it...
more expensive...
Yep, it definitely will cost more, but it would be worth it.

Also, there'd be less cleaning to do, if any.

Lastly, they wouldn't need to crawl, as if the designs were solid, there would be manholes for easy entry.

You are thinking of small gutters we typically have in naija, but what I'm referring to are deep deep gutters, at least 3 meters deep.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:25pm On Jul 11, 2017
bantudra:
closed gutters would be a bad idea for nigeria.....who wan enter the gutters to clean the waste then??...people could die too from bio gas...

what we need are filters,then we can talk about closed gutters....but we nigerians are more careless than the europeans and americans..

they are not as careless like us....
With closed gutters, there'd be no waste to clean bro.

Imagine your water pipe at home, what do you think the possibility is of finding waste in ithuh

Probably a zero chance, cause the pipeline is a closed system.

We need closed system gutters with filters and manholes for the once in a blue moon inspection.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:51pm On Jul 11, 2017
People on this thread keep acting like they can wave a magic wand and stop people from littering.

When you draw up designs, you take these things into consideration.

Have you ever seen an open gutter anywhere in the U. Shuh

Why won't people throw stuff in an open gutterhuh
EducationRe: 10000 For 10 Students Check Your Names by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:47pm On Jul 11, 2017
NairalandSARS:
sir what kind of health concerns?
Mental health inclusive?
How can I help u brohuh
PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:46pm On Jul 11, 2017
Iphone7SPlus:
Nigerians are just a special breed of dirty!!
We can blame the government all we want, but 80% of the blame actually comes back to ourselves.

Nigerians are the only set of nationality I know, that would see a waste bin or disposal container 4 feet away from them and still chose to throw away trash into the closest gutter, the floor or just anywhere they chose to fling!- they just don't care and do it with reckless abandon.

See the way the drainage is filled with takeaway plates and plastic bottles.... smh!
Bro, you can not blame the people at all.

All blame falls squarely on the government for constructing open gutters.

Let me ask u a question. If you throw empty bottles in your bath tub, will the bottle go into the drainhuh Definitely not right, cause ur bathroom tub has a drain filter.

If we want to develop, we should develop well abeg.

Even in Europe, people still throw empty bottles on the ground, but these bottles never make their way to the drainage because all the drains are closed and have drain filters.

You can not stop humans from littering
Christianity EtcRe: Miracle Or Not? You Tell Me. by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 2:52pm On Jul 11, 2017
LightandDarkness:
Interesting. That is a lot of coincidences. I can't explain it! Do you think it was a miracle?
Yes, I believe it was, cause I remember being on my knees praying specifically for a solution to the issue of my keys.

Funny thing is, as a more mature adult, I probably wouldn't pray if I lost my keys today. I'd simply just handle it financially, but back then, I felt I had to pray.

Shows me that there is power in prayer, even over the little things that bug us.

I also was very prayerful then, singing praises to God in the darkness. I must confess though, that at no other moment in my life had I ever felt a connection to God that was so strong. I sought him daily and praising him then didn't seem like a chore, but gave me a sense of comfort.
Christianity EtcRe: Miracle Or Not? You Tell Me. by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 2:12pm On Jul 11, 2017
CatfishBilly:
It's either your friend saw your Professor picking up the key or saw him or someone like him putting it up on the traffic light base or he just made a wild guess and it worked.
That friend had no idea who my professor was.

Remember I said I called the tow company and if they had trucks available at the time, I wouldn't even have found the need to go to the computer lab.

It's not very often in Dallas, that you call a tow truck company for assistance and they tell you that they don't have trucks.

Lastly, imagine a key in the middle of the street. Not in a closed classroom or a closed toilet, but a street were thousands of students/ordinary folks use. Then of all the people walking on that street, it's my professor who happened to pick it up. Same professor I wouldn't have called, if not for my friend. Same friend I wouldn't have met, if the tow company actually sent a truck as usual when I called.

Remember, the friend suggested I call the professor cause he thought I may have left it in class, which may be common. Meanwhile, the professor found the key on the street.

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