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There is one thing i hate bout Nl'ers most of them talk very carelessly without any remorse, this young man made a plea & asked for advice instead of u guys to do this u r insulting him nd making matters worse.. see my guy, seriously i was not happy wen i read ur post...i never knew dat some guys r still passing thru dis kind of sshit, from ur post i cn infer two things
First, u lost dat girl a long time ago, dat other guy is bleeping her constantly and u know it
Secondly, u r rilly insecure and u need to change ur personality, u r a somewhat weakling, which i can see is just ur nature, but bro u gotta work on ur slf
Dude ur d one dat is suppose to making girls cry, ur d one dats supposed to be bleeping many other girls & she'l cm begging & fighting d other girls...u need to make friends both male friends and female friends, no 1 cn survive in isolation, get out of this shell u r in & experience d real world cus if u dnt wen u go for service u'l end up more miserable. mehn pls work on ur personality, read books on how to do dis...browse on the internet do what u hav to do to fix urself and trust me wen ur done making the necessary changes, u'l b suprised how ur girl will come bck & apologise to u, & wen dis happens invite her to ur house, f.uck her real gud & wen u guys r done whisper in her ear 'baby make thunder fire u' & send her out.
Dude am 21 & i'v had my fair share of womanliness's & no girl in her miserable existence can do to me wot she is doing to u......Take my advise

I can't believe no one even commented on my story, maybe i'l just stop here & never complete it

My girlfriend told me that she is a Demon (Real or fiction ur choice to believe) Part 1
I was running down a sloopy path, with little or no breadth left & from my observation it seems i was in a village but i had no idea where it was, i didnt care @ all cus my main objective was to run away from the unseen fearsome object that was pursuing me, though i cudn't see its face but it seemed to have a horn of somesought i didn't notice a tale but i did feel its scally body when i was back in the room with it, i call it 'it' because few minutes before this ordeal this creature chasing me was my Girlfriend, its height which in retrospective was bout 6.8 feet. As i ran for my life i shouted out for help, i screamed so hard dat even the gods whr supposed to hear me but to my dissappointment no one did, okay now i was getting weak as every where became blurry & reality as it wer started to fade gradually, before i cud run further i stumbled on a big stone which totally shatered my ankle, it was excruciatingly painfull, most of my nails wer out of its position, and i could feel some wetness on my leg which i quickly identified as blood, i couldn't really ascertain the level of injury as a result of my state & besides it was bout 2 o'clock in the morning so my vision was greatly impaired, as i laid der with little or no energy left, hoping for the worst to happen i heard d foot steps of the beast towards me its pace obviously reduced since i fell, i could smell the stench of evil & death around me, fear pervaded my whole being, but somehow der ws dis little light of survival in me & i was ready to tear this beast apart when the right time came, afterall i was no less a man dan samson in the bible i thought, within seconds it came standing high above me then it squarted & @ dat point i was now certain that what was before me was anything but human, the aura around this beast was only that of Evil, evil of the highest caliber one dat could not be changed nor remedied, in a quick moment it put out its hand on my chest, its touch seemed to hav drained the little life left of me, i felt my breadth leave me at a very slow pace, and dat little light of survival which i once had was put off, before i cud draw another breadth & add a second to my life, i heard it speak, its voice more coarse than a chained smoker , infact it sounded like a lions roar but a roar which spoke words, it said to me 'I need ur heart' , and as it said this i could feel its hand griping my chest in a Bid to plunge into me & get its object of desire, which could only be done in the most babaric & morbid manner, Immediately i started to feel this sadness in me, it was so strong that i shaded a tear, one would think that i was crying because i was about to be taken from this world, but it was far from that, my sadness came as a result of my sudden love for this beast, i felt i had known this creature and got to love it, In a most suprising moment dis beast gradually transformed bck to my girl friend who i was with back in the room, Alas this beast was my girlfriend a reality which really didn't change nytin cus deep down i knew she was the creature...still squarting she looked deep into my eyes i could see pity in her eyes, the eyes which i was most familiar with, the eyes which i'v once seen tears in & a sprakles of happines, those eyes are one of the reason i asked her out in the first place, her hands where now off my chest, and while i was wondering how i ended up falling in love wit a Babaric being which cud be only associated with hell, she said to me 'I would not take your heart again, at least not today, but you can never give it to another girl, for the day u do, i will tear you apart & drink every ounce of ur blood'....suddenly i felt as if i was alive in two worlds, in this world i was in pain an dillema in the other world i seemed to be trying to open my eyes, and this present world seemed more comfortable...before i could know what was going on i wake up....Damn!!! It was all a dream, i noticed i was covered wit sweat even though i was sleeping in an air conditioned room, i look to my left and behold there was Regina my girl, in her beauty & splendour she was under the blankets Naked as result of the passionate love making we had the night before, i found it hard to believe that she is the same girl who tried to kill me in my dream...and i asked my self could this dream be sending me a message? , could she be something more than a human being, could she be a witch...i promptly adjusted myslf & sat on the edge of my bed still pondering & glad that all that was just a dream i didn't actually sustain any injury and i didnt have a broken ankle...in the midst of my soliloque i felt her hands around me, her touch was warm even in my cold room, she whispered to me 'I love u, dnt ever forget that'..........Watch out for part 2!!!

Thats d problem of Nigerians dey refuse to think outside d box...where? Can also denote a place or part of some1's body...& hav in mind dis a somewhat riddle...Any Nice try

Well google wont save u dis time...The answer is she was crowned in her Head

Nice!......For your final question which will take your money to 1000 Mtn credit...u can call a friend, Use fifty fifty, ask the audience u can even ask Frank Adoho
The question is Where was queen Elizabeth crowned?

pls ppl argue unecessarilly with me pls i need u guys to answer this..for me M.I is the best rapper in Nigeria...pls who do u think is the most intelligent & talented rapper in Nigeria??

First to answer my Riddle will win 500naira Mtn credit.

A 5kg of Stones and 5kg of feathers which is heavier?

One day a Boy asked his dad 'Daddy pls cn u xplain politics for me' The dad said 'okay son, it goes like this, i Am the bread winner so am capitalism, ur mum is the Government, u r the people, the house maid is the Masses & ur junior brother is the future, think bout dis' .Later dat Night the boy was awaken by the cry of his baby brother, he walked up to his bed and noticed that the child had soiled his napkin ,so the boy went to his parents room & saw his mum fast asleep but his dad was not present, he headed up to the maids room but met the door locked & on peeping thru the key hole he saw his dad ontop of the maid after knocking the door so many times & was ignored he went away back to his room & slept. The Next morning he went to his dad & said 'Dad i understand what politics means now' & the dad said 'okay explain it to me in your own words' & the boy said 'While capitalism (dad) is screwing the masses(house maid), the government(mum) is sleeping, the people(The boy) are ignored and the future(junior brother) is in DEEP SSHIT'

As far as am concerned the best rapper is M.I & my favourite song of His is 'Loving me' in his Illegal music 2 (mix tape)