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RomanceRe: Woman Sleeps With Her Daughter's Lover: "This Is The Result" - She Explains by Enitsua(m): 9:35pm On Aug 15, 2012
Sijo01: Fiction!
hhhm if dis actually happened to u, u will nt hav d guts to cm here 4 advice. Its Fiction jor, it wud'v been more interestin if u wrote in details hw d sex scene went
Jokes EtcRe: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Enitsua(m): 3:24pm On Aug 13, 2012
crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple
just shut up abeg
Christianity EtcRe: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Enitsua(m): 2:27pm On Aug 10, 2012
economia: we have found one worshiper of the god.
hahahahah nice 1
Christianity EtcRe: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Enitsua(m): 2:23pm On Aug 10, 2012
LoveKing: What about the nigerian allah?
oboy u no go fit finish wetin u wan start o, i no dey der o
Christianity EtcRe: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Enitsua(m): 2:21pm On Aug 10, 2012
dekung: No bros, fredooo did not write the article. He copied it from another creative writer on the internet. The article had been on facebook for about two weeks now. Am not sure he cited his source hence fredooo is a plagiarist. The article was written by Elnathan John for DailyTime, July 19, 2012
it seems almost half of NL are plagiarist, plagiarism is a crime u cn serve up to 7 years in prison o
Christianity EtcRe: How To Worship The Nigerian God by Enitsua(m): 2:19pm On Aug 10, 2012
Reyginus: The 'nigerian god' is an illusion.It is a creation of ill-grounded religionists, with profound sympathy for wishful thinking.
u have just wasted ur time punching ur keypad cus u hav said absolutely nothing...The nigerian God dsnt like ppl talking out of point
RomanceRe: Things To Do With Your Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by Enitsua(m): 2:12pm On Aug 10, 2012
cdamsel: i am a woman & it sure hell works on me,cos i know him bein broke won't last 4ever.more so i luv him 2 bits
keep on deceiving urself
RomanceRe: Things To Do With Your Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by Enitsua(m): 11:56am On Aug 10, 2012
airfinance: Abeg comot this tin for here. Yu go copy and paste write ups from one love site wey yankee poeple dey use. How person wey neverr chop to think sef. I see sometin like snow hope say no be that thing wey be like salt frrom heaven yu dey talk. If na I'm dat mean say yu no no wetin yu dey talk. Na nija be dis. Unless yu go carry her make she go enter hamattan.
Make I see weda I fit see garri drink abeg
omo no kill me with laugh for dis place o
Music/RadioRe: What's The Best Nigerian Rap Song Of The Decade?? by Enitsua(m): 11:51am On Aug 10, 2012
Mobinga: there is a possibility that u may be drunk, My best rap song da grin pon pon
lwkmdcheesy
RomanceRe: Things To Do With Your Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by Enitsua(m): 11:35am On Aug 10, 2012
UDbester: Pls can sombody in d house describe hw romantic meal l¤¤ks like?
i think a romantic meal are dose meals abroad dat cost like $2,000 wit small meat in d middle, sliced onions by d side nd cray fish. wit lemon juice. But for naija Sharwama nd ice cream is romantic enuf, if u buy chicken plus she fit even marry u sef
RomanceRe: Things To Do With Your Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by Enitsua(m): 11:18am On Aug 10, 2012
1supremo: How do you make a SNOWMAN in Nigeria? Acknowledge the author now before you get sued for plagiarism!
@op, am so dissappointed i tot u composed dis write up by ur self nd not from an author abroad or has snow started falling in Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Things To Do With Your Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by Enitsua(m): 11:13am On Aug 10, 2012
CrazyMan: Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.
it wont work so here is one for Nigerian girls.
THINGS TO DO WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL FRIEND WHEN U HAVE MONEY:
-call her up nd set a date
-Before goin on d date mke sure u wear ur best outfit nd spray a nice perfume
-Make sure u pick her up in a car, cus nigerian chicks dnt want ny form of stress
-Hold at least 4 thousand naira in ur pocket, to buy her ice cream or shawama, cus though she might nt ask 4 dis tings, ur inability to buy dem will snd a message to her head 'He is a broke ass'
- dnt bother complimentin a thousand times, just say it once nd dats all, if nt she might get bored
- Ny other time u go to see her buy her gifts nd flirt wit her frinds purposely to mke her jelous
- load her BIS nd phone account
-nytime u tel her u luv her also suprise her wit a gift, dnt worry whether she luvs u or ur gift just enjoy her while it lasts
NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE NO MEONEY, CUS U NO GO LIKE WETIN GO HAPPEN TO U
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 10:31am On Aug 10, 2012
Wow 6500 views in 3 days, hmmm i know wot nigerians wanna read, watch out for Ipad 3 vs. Abacus(Ancient calculator)
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op):
Are you tired of spending 6 digit currency on a fone, Are you tired of waiting 4 software upgrades which is claimed cn fix bugs, r u tired of being on a data plan nd in 2 days it finishes because ur running applications used it up, r u tired of charging ur fone every 8 hours, if u are den Join me in a peaceful plea to NOKIA to re-release the nokia3310, one of the best fones of our time!!!!. Am on my way to a museum to see if i cn get 1. U cn join me
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 8:45am On Aug 09, 2012
chucky234: Enitsua am sure somebody convinced you to do this comparism without letting you know that you will end up insulting your sense of reasoning,Nokia 3310 was not even the best phone in 1999 let alone 2002. It was the best importers could make lots of profits selling since Nigerians were tech-novice back then and were ready to splash the cash just to own a mobile phone,in 2002 I had an Ericcsson phone and a bosch phone from Germany that were a delight. In 2003 I bought another Sharp phone that was a delight to hold while people were justling for 3310 and the competative Motorola Talkabout because those were the phones importers made available to them,no man in his right sense will compare Nokia 900 (Lumia) to Galaxy S3 let alone 3310.
The only worthy rival to the S3 is the HTC One X which many experts around the world belived is a better phone than the S3.
i guess sm1 compelled u to do dis comparison, 3310 came out middle of 2000, did u ever hear any complaints, ba3 life, lagging, os bugs Noooo, even wen new new phones came out subsequently 3310 was still a hot cake...2 bad u didnt get to experience d joy of owning1. Mayb in ur nxt life u will...by d way d HTC onex aint bad at all
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 7:42am On Aug 09, 2012
mortee: You try jare! No mind haters who are probably beating their heads crying why they were not imaginative or creative enough to come up with your kind of post.
thank u jor, finally sm1 appreciates my work
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 5:06pm On Aug 08, 2012
skybase: cheesy cheesy grin grin lwkmd nokia 3310 of 1997? And samsung galaxy of 2012 u cn neva compear dem... I remembared wen ma dad both dat phone we celebrated seriously...and 2day he is using samsung galaxy y? Answer dat question urself...rememba u can make cool cash 4 real to buy a galaxy too... Click my signature below and ur life will nt remain d same
whats all dis talk about making 10k in two hours on d net, is dis thing for real or just d usual scam. Pls tell me ooo. If i cn get paid to write or something ala i go write even compare walkie talkie with Iphone 5. Pls enlighten me on money making scheme
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 5:01pm On Aug 08, 2012
abubaka101: You actually flopped there big time! During that time, I can still remember, SIM cards were sold for about N15,000 or more (in those plastic CD covers, really old skool!), but now its sold for less than N500!
But remember, the OP compared the price of the Nokia 3310 with the price of the Blackberry Porshe which is about 350k!!
The BB Bolds aren't as good as the Galaxy phone, but they're still more expensive!!! So what are you saying papa (just joking)?
dats true boss, aint no skul like d old skul, Nokia 3310 for life!!!
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 4:59pm On Aug 08, 2012
4llerbuntu: Chai babe... see as you just set die ooo.

chai abeg can i have your fone number cuz meehn this is wisdom. MAY YOUR DAYS BE LONG!!!!!!!
Chei oboy all dis ur praise towards dis girl get as e be o, any d girl dey talk true sha

WORDS ON MARBLE!

shey una dey see, na woman be dat o. wey even dey use SGS3 sef, she sees the light!!!!!! what else is there to say
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2012
4llerbuntu: bros, clearly you are also very very young.

answer this questions.
when was 3310 released?

what was the exchange rate then?

how much did MTN and ECONET sell the Phones and sim bundle?

if you dont know, ask somebody old to help you.


now compare with how much SGS is now, you will see there is no contest. PPLE SOLD THEIR FATHERS CARS AND SPENT THEIR ENTIRE THREE MONTHS SALARY TO BUY 3310!!!!
well am drawing a conclusion dat, 2 of u are of the same young age, while d 3310 was not dat costly anyway, d sim bundle's price was outrageous, my dad bought d fone for me, den purchased d mtn sim d 3rd week, for i think 20k...
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:36pm On Aug 08, 2012
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Enitsua has crushed my post with his Nokia 3310. FMJ![/quote]tongue[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Enitsua has crushed my post with his Nokia 3310. FMJ![/quote]
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:29pm On Aug 08, 2012
aieromon: Clap for yourself!!!

You made frontpage without even trying undecided
na wa for u o, do u knw d research i did to cm out wit d write up. Nt mentioning d pics. I deserve front page jor
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:25pm On Aug 08, 2012
ooseven: So we now have a couple of guys toying with Nairaland. In other climes, this site would be churning dollars and pounds when well positioned. Instead we have kids toying with it and posting irrelevant news on the most attractive page (Front Page). SMH
chief if u havn't noticed der r other categories apart from news, if u want news go to Channels. Com or cnn, BBc
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:21pm On Aug 08, 2012
potex: Nokia 3310 shld not b compeard to galaxy...I jst found out how to get big mony enoff to get u a galaxy very eazy...jst klick on my signature and get ur cash
baby i'v used a bb bold4 (hated it), Nokia E7, an iphone 4 all in d sapce of 2 years, planning to acquire a samsung galaxy s3 very soon, so i dnt need ur money thank u....although i wil luv to hav ur ph. Number wink
potex: Nokia 3310 shld not b compeard to galaxy...I jst found out how to get big mony enoff to get u a galaxy very eazy...jst klick on my signature and get ur cash
baby i'v used a bb bold4 (hated it), Nokia E7, an iphone 4 all in d sapce of 2 years, planning to acquire a samsung galaxy s3 very soon, so i dnt need ur money thank u....although i wil luv to hav ur ph. Number
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:17pm On Aug 08, 2012
megxo: can u use da SG3 phone 2 pluck MANGO??.............. bt dat 3310 MACHINE GO DE KAMPE cheesy
ask dem ooo
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:16pm On Aug 08, 2012
Fruittyswaqboii: If u feel the S3 is better, try this with it cheesy
hahahahahaha, nice one dude
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 3:14pm On Aug 08, 2012
3 principles of a good media....Ability to Inform, educate and entertain i believe my thread has met dis requirements...so 4 dose who dnt get d theme of dis post. Read it again having d 3 principles in mind....luv u all though.
PoliticsRe: Lawan Stopped At Airport From Travelling Abroad by Enitsua(m): 2:13pm On Aug 08, 2012
On second thought d sss cud hav let him go, wearing only jeans and polo, if not him might put something under his cap...just kidding
PoliticsRe: Lawan Stopped At Airport From Travelling Abroad by Enitsua(m): 2:10pm On Aug 08, 2012
A person is innocent, untill he/she is proved otherwise...lets not readily see farouk as a criminal lets at least wait for d court to rule, but i support wot d sss did in any case, precautionary measure.
PoliticsRe: Lawan Stopped At Airport From Travelling Abroad by Enitsua(m): 2:04pm On Aug 08, 2012
ebamma: story story,once upon a time farouk lawan was supposed to be in prison but now he is a free man
story abi? Nice one bro
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 12:11pm On Aug 08, 2012
Puskin threads shud b educative, entertaining, funny and creative...nt just a baseless opinion or sentences of arguments...wen u said 'lock up' did u mean closing my thread?
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Enitsua(op): 12:06pm On Aug 08, 2012
puskin: I spoke about opening a thread comparing Nokia 3310 vs. GS3 mockingly and jocularly.......because of the rate of versus threads springing up..........and someone actually went ahead to do it.

Now dis is getting out of hand.

I will have to consult the gods on dis.

In the meantime.............lemme lock up
hahahaha i guess i'v beaten you to it...ur a moderator right? Put in front page. Thanx

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