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Sijo01: Fiction!hhhm if dis actually happened to u, u will nt hav d guts to cm here 4 advice. Its Fiction jor, it wud'v been more interestin if u wrote in details hw d sex scene went |
crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simplejust shut up abeg |
economia: we have found one worshiper of the god.hahahahah nice 1 |
LoveKing: What about the nigerian allah?oboy u no go fit finish wetin u wan start o, i no dey der o |
dekung: No bros, fredooo did not write the article. He copied it from another creative writer on the internet. The article had been on facebook for about two weeks now. Am not sure he cited his source hence fredooo is a plagiarist. The article was written by Elnathan John for DailyTime, July 19, 2012it seems almost half of NL are plagiarist, plagiarism is a crime u cn serve up to 7 years in prison o |
Reyginus: The 'nigerian god' is an illusion.It is a creation of ill-grounded religionists, with profound sympathy for wishful thinking.u have just wasted ur time punching ur keypad cus u hav said absolutely nothing...The nigerian God dsnt like ppl talking out of point |
cdamsel: i am a woman & it sure hell works on me,cos i know him bein broke won't last 4ever.more so i luv him 2 bitskeep on deceiving urself |
airfinance: Abeg comot this tin for here. Yu go copy and paste write ups from one love site wey yankee poeple dey use. How person wey neverr chop to think sef. I see sometin like snow hope say no be that thing wey be like salt frrom heaven yu dey talk. If na I'm dat mean say yu no no wetin yu dey talk. Na nija be dis. Unless yu go carry her make she go enter hamattan.omo no kill me with laugh for dis place o |
Mobinga: there is a possibility that u may be drunk, My best rap song da grin pon ponlwkmd ![]() |
UDbester: Pls can sombody in d house describe hw romantic meal l¤¤ks like?i think a romantic meal are dose meals abroad dat cost like $2,000 wit small meat in d middle, sliced onions by d side nd cray fish. wit lemon juice. But for naija Sharwama nd ice cream is romantic enuf, if u buy chicken plus she fit even marry u sef |
1supremo: How do you make a SNOWMAN in Nigeria? Acknowledge the author now before you get sued for plagiarism!@op, am so dissappointed i tot u composed dis write up by ur self nd not from an author abroad or has snow started falling in Nigeria? |
CrazyMan: Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.it wont work so here is one for Nigerian girls. THINGS TO DO WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL FRIEND WHEN U HAVE MONEY: -call her up nd set a date -Before goin on d date mke sure u wear ur best outfit nd spray a nice perfume -Make sure u pick her up in a car, cus nigerian chicks dnt want ny form of stress -Hold at least 4 thousand naira in ur pocket, to buy her ice cream or shawama, cus though she might nt ask 4 dis tings, ur inability to buy dem will snd a message to her head 'He is a broke ass' - dnt bother complimentin a thousand times, just say it once nd dats all, if nt she might get bored - Ny other time u go to see her buy her gifts nd flirt wit her frinds purposely to mke her jelous - load her BIS nd phone account -nytime u tel her u luv her also suprise her wit a gift, dnt worry whether she luvs u or ur gift just enjoy her while it lasts NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE NO MEONEY, CUS U NO GO LIKE WETIN GO HAPPEN TO U |
Wow 6500 views in 3 days, hmmm i know wot nigerians wanna read, watch out for Ipad 3 vs. Abacus(Ancient calculator) |
Are you tired of spending 6 digit currency on a fone, Are you tired of waiting 4 software upgrades which is claimed cn fix bugs, r u tired of being on a data plan nd in 2 days it finishes because ur running applications used it up, r u tired of charging ur fone every 8 hours, if u are den Join me in a peaceful plea to NOKIA to re-release the nokia3310, one of the best fones of our time!!!!. Am on my way to a museum to see if i cn get 1. U cn join me |
chucky234: Enitsua am sure somebody convinced you to do this comparism without letting you know that you will end up insulting your sense of reasoning,Nokia 3310 was not even the best phone in 1999 let alone 2002. It was the best importers could make lots of profits selling since Nigerians were tech-novice back then and were ready to splash the cash just to own a mobile phone,in 2002 I had an Ericcsson phone and a bosch phone from Germany that were a delight. In 2003 I bought another Sharp phone that was a delight to hold while people were justling for 3310 and the competative Motorola Talkabout because those were the phones importers made available to them,no man in his right sense will compare Nokia 900 (Lumia) to Galaxy S3 let alone 3310.i guess sm1 compelled u to do dis comparison, 3310 came out middle of 2000, did u ever hear any complaints, ba3 life, lagging, os bugs Noooo, even wen new new phones came out subsequently 3310 was still a hot cake...2 bad u didnt get to experience d joy of owning1. Mayb in ur nxt life u will...by d way d HTC onex aint bad at all |
mortee: You try jare! No mind haters who are probably beating their heads crying why they were not imaginative or creative enough to come up with your kind of post.thank u jor, finally sm1 appreciates my work |
skybase:whats all dis talk about making 10k in two hours on d net, is dis thing for real or just d usual scam. Pls tell me ooo. If i cn get paid to write or something ala i go write even compare walkie talkie with Iphone 5. Pls enlighten me on money making scheme |
abubaka101: You actually flopped there big time! During that time, I can still remember, SIM cards were sold for about N15,000 or more (in those plastic CD covers, really old skool!), but now its sold for less than N500!dats true boss, aint no skul like d old skul, Nokia 3310 for life!!! |
4llerbuntu: Chai babe... see as you just set die ooo. |
4llerbuntu: bros, clearly you are also very very young.well am drawing a conclusion dat, 2 of u are of the same young age, while d 3310 was not dat costly anyway, d sim bundle's price was outrageous, my dad bought d fone for me, den purchased d mtn sim d 3rd week, for i think 20k... |
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Enitsua has crushed my post with his Nokia 3310. FMJ![/quote] [quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Enitsua has crushed my post with his Nokia 3310. FMJ![/quote] |
aieromon: Clap for yourself!!!na wa for u o, do u knw d research i did to cm out wit d write up. Nt mentioning d pics. I deserve front page jor |
ooseven: So we now have a couple of guys toying with Nairaland. In other climes, this site would be churning dollars and pounds when well positioned. Instead we have kids toying with it and posting irrelevant news on the most attractive page (Front Page). SMHchief if u havn't noticed der r other categories apart from news, if u want news go to Channels. Com or cnn, BBc |
potex: Nokia 3310 shld not b compeard to galaxy...I jst found out how to get big mony enoff to get u a galaxy very eazy...jst klick on my signature and get ur cashbaby i'v used a bb bold4 (hated it), Nokia E7, an iphone 4 all in d sapce of 2 years, planning to acquire a samsung galaxy s3 very soon, so i dnt need ur money thank u....although i wil luv to hav ur ph. Number ![]() potex: Nokia 3310 shld not b compeard to galaxy...I jst found out how to get big mony enoff to get u a galaxy very eazy...jst klick on my signature and get ur cashbaby i'v used a bb bold4 (hated it), Nokia E7, an iphone 4 all in d sapce of 2 years, planning to acquire a samsung galaxy s3 very soon, so i dnt need ur money thank u....although i wil luv to hav ur ph. Number |
megxo: can u use da SG3 phone 2 pluck MANGO??.............. bt dat 3310 MACHINE GO DE KAMPEask dem ooo |
Fruittyswaqboii: If u feel the S3 is better, try this with ithahahahahaha, nice one dude |
3 principles of a good media....Ability to Inform, educate and entertain i believe my thread has met dis requirements...so 4 dose who dnt get d theme of dis post. Read it again having d 3 principles in mind....luv u all though. |
On second thought d sss cud hav let him go, wearing only jeans and polo, if not him might put something under his cap...just kidding |
A person is innocent, untill he/she is proved otherwise...lets not readily see farouk as a criminal lets at least wait for d court to rule, but i support wot d sss did in any case, precautionary measure. |
ebamma: story story,once upon a time farouk lawan was supposed to be in prison but now he is a free manstory abi? Nice one bro |
Puskin threads shud b educative, entertaining, funny and creative...nt just a baseless opinion or sentences of arguments...wen u said 'lock up' did u mean closing my thread? |
puskin: I spoke about opening a thread comparing Nokia 3310 vs. GS3 mockingly and jocularly.......because of the rate of versus threads springing up..........and someone actually went ahead to do it.hahahaha i guess i'v beaten you to it...ur a moderator right? Put in front page. Thanx |

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Enitsua has crushed my post with his Nokia 3310. FMJ![/quote]
