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Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Enitsua(m): 12:03pm On May 02, 2013
These NL rappers wanna test me...u better leave/bitter leaf, cus I taste like larger...Yes I brag hard// u Niggaz got no substance cus I see thru...The greatest here is the second best like B2 // ur making bees/B's like u work in a bee shop...am making A's/Ace like I work in a wine bar, I'l tell the bishop...that ur rap dey shud want NUN/none like sister act dey want Nun. **ENiTsUA**
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Enitsua(m): 11:44am On May 02, 2013
Trash breezy, rap ain't ur PLACE its time I ADDRESS u...I be spitting ryhmes while u just drool...//Ur lyrics are already dry, no need to hang dem...My songs are national like the anthem// trash breezy, I beat u down that eazy, see I dnt get angry easily...so amo put u in the trash but ur such a waste, the trash says "sorry trash busy"
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Enitsua(m): 11:36am On May 02, 2013
@Dj5naira...Reycling ur ryhmes, dude I don't do crooked lines...I don't need to quote you...I'l castrate u leave u with no scrotum // We are beefing now take off that nice cloak...we wud'v WALKED it out but ur LAME, broke...I throw punchlines with a clenched fist...I leave rappers dead...No trace ,I got my own hit-list, // I was born into this hip hop from the cradle to the studio...I be droping Greenades u can ask bruno...I'm rated No1, Numero Uno...I wonder what ur rated call that Numero Who knows...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Enitsua(m): 11:07am On May 02, 2013
***Don't rilly know what's d rules are and stuff but I'l like to spit sumfin***

Am writing lyrics on this clean slate...Lyrics get u drunk, when I create/crate ...I ain't DHL but I deliver...I ain't a mid wive but as I said I'l deliver // I started wit a pool/pull now am flowing a river...don't push me, I might sound delicious but am wild like bush meat...Nivea, I flow on even when I roll on, even on the ground my feet Flows on, am rap with no love, its forlorn...I guess u smell the defeat, Smell the feet if u like my addidas...sm1 said ders d best wrapper/rapper, I said. Wear/where...he said oops I mean Cardigan.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Cypher Challenge by Enitsua(m): 10:25am On May 02, 2013
Rap maestro: yo... Coming in wit rap beauties 4 niccurhs 2 admire/
i rap while dey wrap demselves in b1tch attire/
tryna revive dis cypher like Gezuz's resurrection/
wit guns 2 awaken nigg.as like i be Hostel's reformation/
I work so hard, like I got an e.rection...Mark my words, like a spellin B, no correction // this NL's think dey can rap...Dey only time dey get an apllause, is wen am f*ckin dier gurl and her booty claps. Am enitsua...watch me do ma thing like thrister...I'l teach yhu...but u gotta clean up ur act, here's a tissue.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Enitsua(m): 8:51pm On May 01, 2013
Dj5naira u can't F with me so get off me...Hanging like apostrophee, clown of the rap game, I'l hand u akpos's trophee // Check the web, every girl is my mary J, ur bitch is my No1 fan so she blows me, BJ.//
LiteratureTribute To Michael HISTORY Jackson by Enitsua(op): 11:53am On Apr 30, 2013
That was always the case, he never knew what to say or do...it was as if he was brain dead, his mind went completely blank and all those hours of painstaking rehearsals vanished leaving traces of nothing.

Then the beat begun, and it slammed life into him with a malevolent motive...its sound and ascending tempo creeped out from the speakers and infiltrated his mind and body, down to his veins and blood streams, settling into the intricate strands of his DNA...turning him into an incohate dance beast. It built up in him until he was filled to the brim, saturated with inspiration and insane with talent.

Pow ! "...billie jean, not my lover..." dissiptaed from the speakers, the song had commenced, immediately hypnotising his 20 thousand audience, instilling in them such anxiety, like that of the jews, building in them a feeling they had never felt before, a feeling which might prove deadly at its climax.

In one defiant move he puts forth his right leg...balancing on his toes while his hills stay suspended...again the speaker shouts..."Billie jean not my lover!", this time leaves an everlasting echo in its wake.

Michael stays put, still in the same position but now his insides vibrates with a tumultuous quake disguised by his calm exterior, he can't hold it anymore, he needs to let loose, he needs to douse his inhumanity in the song, the least he can do is dance according to procedure...lest he culminates into an unprecedented dance act unknown to humanity and incapable of comprehension by man's puny cognition. So he speedily recalls his choreography in seconds, like a super computer downloading at 1000 terabite per second...and its done the song begins and michael does what he always does, Dance.

He jumps, he twist, he wriggles, he assumes unbelievable postures and unwinds back to form in a flash not forgetting his heavenly dance move, The moon walk...Michael taunts and mocks at all the laws of physics as he eases himself seemlessly on stage like the smooth criminal that he is. While some of his audience have no other outlet to express their emotions than through passionate tears some just collapse to the ground gasping for air...He takes their breadth away.

Some call him Michael, others say he is Jackson, me I call him MICHAEL HISTORY JACKSON, the king of pop.

If I had a cap I would duff it on your honour, so instead I dedicate this piece to you.

Poems For ReviewRe: **my Oga At The Top Poem Competition** by Enitsua(op): 11:35am On Mar 17, 2013
I must say op am a lil bit disappointed, am impressed nevertheless but I tot it was u who wrote...anyway dat shudn't deter us let's come wit more funny and creative poems. The floor is still open for more...
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by Enitsua(m):
tripledub: @op. My phrase is 'THE INTERNET AND THE NIGERIAN YOUTH'
The world wide web, a distinct world so wide so versed.
Its here From all I'v read...an action ward dat tells me what to do...like a verb.

A business venture, huge profits stocks and debenture.
Like microsoft...But in the process Macro is lost...a doom vendor.

The youths...absorb like a sponge
The good, the ugly the whole bunch
They feed on all information, dey are hardly stunch...even now dey ask what is for launch

So I ask is the internet suitable to the boy and spinster
The evidence says otherwise, the dead says its another vice, where is cynthia

A network of computers, tomorrows future leaders...all the tutor and readers...I hope I'l reach out to you, but first let me post this link on Twitter.
CelebritiesRe: Lil Wayne In Critical Condition And In A Coma After More Seizures by Enitsua(m): 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2013
demelza: Aww, Lil Tunechi is in coma because of drugs.
In other news, the Atlantic is an ocean.
On point
Poems For ReviewRe: **my Oga At The Top Poem Competition** by Enitsua(op): 4:15pm On Mar 16, 2013
***Oga at the top***

What is the website of the NSCDC?
In earnest, exceedingly he chocked so seemingly
The anchors so fluent, the general so insecure, translucent.
Added to the comic food a new scent…

Nigeria security and civil defense corps, Nigeria’s insecurity inventory of intellectual corpse
A stooge, with badges and military props… seeks solace in the strings of ‘Oga at the top’

What is your website? ...Wait! Wait! He spluttered...The last nail on the coffin, and I see no nail cutter
I thought he would append @yahoomail… and let the face of illiteracy so far soon unveiled

But His mind was made up like Mary Kay’s make up.

So do you have multiple websites? They gave him no respite
They pressed on like hot iron, till they made him a star in his environs...
www dot NSCDC… his post should be erstwhile, a presidential pardon? maybe he found ‘Dot cum’ too sexxual

That’s all!
Poems For Review**my Oga At The Top Poem Competition** by Enitsua(op): 4:12pm On Mar 16, 2013
Let us Face it the Oga-at-the-top phrase has become a source of laughter and a focal point for every creative mind out there...personally i only got hold of the video a few days ago and since then I have watched it so many times, it is now showing in Black and white...lol

I'v seen so many post on this phrase some potent others benign, so why don't we all come together and weave this comic event into whatever style we can...you never know what might come out of it,maybe a writing contract might just be the product of this seeming leiusure excersice...

Let me do justice to the rule First-come-first-served as I put down my own piece...let the competition begin.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by Enitsua(m): 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2013
Am more of a lyricist so pardon me if my piece hosts too many ryhme schemes.

***Oga at the top***
What is the website of the NSCDC?
In earnest, exceedingly he chocked so seemingly

The anchors so fluent, the general so insecure, translucent.
Added to the comic food a new scent…

Nigeria security and civil defense corps, Nigeria’s insecurity inventory of intellectual corpse.
A stooge, with badges and military props… seeks solace in the strings of ‘Oga at the top’

What is your website? ...Wait! Wait! He spluttered...The last nail on the coffin, and I see no nail cutter.
I thought he would append @yahoomail… and let the face of illiteracy so far soon unveiled

But His mind was made up like Mary Kay’s make up.

So do you have multiple websites? They gave him no respite
They pressed on like hot iron, till they made him a star in his environs...

Ww dot NSCDC… his post should be erstwhile, a presidential pardon? maybe he found ‘Dot cum’ too sexxual

That’s all!
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Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by Enitsua(m): 1:38pm On Mar 16, 2013
masterpiecer: Idowuogbo and pidgin

"Do not speak vernacular"
those were the instructions of Mrs Betty
she had taught Queen's English for six years
grooming her students with proper lexicons
those effort proved futile

Mama had done her best
incultating it from infancy
the Mother tongue
just so her daughter,
will not only learn Oyibo

But Idowuogbo stood out
negleting both Mother tongue and Queen's
this is what she learnt from the area boys
the language of the Portuguese traders
now she speaks it more than the market women traders
isn't a poem supposed to have ryhme, everybody can come up with this but not everybody can put it into a ryhme...try to ryme and see more appreciation.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S4 by Enitsua(m): 7:54am On Mar 15, 2013
Zahara78: I DONT LIKE IT
smiley
Utterance of a poor man
Health7 Changes To Make To Your Diet Before Getting Pregnant by Enitsua(op): 7:01pm On Dec 02, 2012
Food and pre-conception

Pregnancy is a change on its own, therefore other things must change with it including your Food. There is a biblical phrase that says “Before you were born I knew you” with the right meal, you can actually know your child before he/she is born, that is the knowledge that you child will be born healthy. Read on, to know these changes you must make.

You must quit, not quitting your job, for heaven’s sake, no, I mean quitting diets and beverages that may be harmful to you or your baby, most cases both. The intake of alcohol is totally unacceptable at this stage, the use of cigarettes or caffeine is too, although many research fellows are of the opinion that the intake of less than 300 mg of coffee a day will have no effect to a pre conceiving or conceiving mother, it is important you stay away from it, having in mind that what may be good for one may be bad for another. Recreational use of drugs should also be stopped, as this might out rightly have effect on the fetus in future. Research has shown that certain urges before conception and during conception are reduced to the minimum, so it will be easier for you to do away with these things, with little effort.

You must know when something smells fishy, by this I mean you must be conscious of the kind of fish you eat, it will be revealing to note that some fishes are high in mercury which can be harmful to your fetus because it lingers in the body for over a year. Examples of these types of Fishes are sharks, sword fish, king mackerel etc. Try to go for fishes that are low in Mercury like Salmond and canned light tuna, these shouldn’t be taken in excess though; it can be taken at least once or twice a week

This part might be difficult but you have to avoid it. Avoid meat, not all types of meat, but processed meat, smoked or raw meat, for hot dogs or delhi meat these should be heated until they are steaming hot before consumption, this is ideal for an already conceiving mother, but same applies to you.

You should watch your body fluid. A perfect alternative to coffee or alchohol is plain simple water, you should consume at least at 8 full glasses of water daily, to flush out unwanted toxins and cleanse you system. Sodas and juice’s are okay, but this should be extremely limited, having in mind their attendant level of sugar and enormous calories.

In all your diet, do not fail to include folic acid in them,foli acid helps to protect you unborn child from any deformity and medical defects like the Neural tube defects. For instance in the united states of America it is said that approximately 2,500 infants are born each year with neural tube defects. Half of these cases are said to be bourne from inadequate quantity of folic acid acid in the nursing mothers, in other to avoid having a child with no nose or one with two noses it is important you include folic acid supplements in your diet.

These last two changes are going to be focused on Sugar, spice and everything nice.

Research has shown that nursing mothers crave sugar, this should be minimized,same applies to sweetners. This can cause diabetes.
You are to minimize your salt intake, although sodium plays an important role in balancing the body fluids, too much of these is detrimental to health, apart from its other effects, excessive salt puts a woman at the risk of high blood presure and hypertension, reduction of salt does not mean the end of the world, you can always substitute your salt with spices, there are different nutritional spices in the market now like garlic,Ginger etc.

To ensure a healthy nursing experience, include Vegetables in your diet, these are packed full with all sort of vitamins, you should take advantage of this, you can even double your vegetable intake by including it in your snacks, after all a vegetable burger never harmed anyone.

Change your diet and have a healthy pregnancy
LiteratureMy Idiomatic Playground by Enitsua(op): 6:41pm On Dec 02, 2012
MY IDIOMATIC PLAY GROUND

If money does not grow on trees why do banks have branches?

If chickens do not talk, why does my dad tell me to stop watching movies with fowl language?

If the best things in life are free why do we pay attention?

If love is blind, why does my blind neighbor beat his wife?

If time is money, why can’t I use my watch to buy biscuit?

If Milo is the drink of future champions, why did U.S.A beat NIGERIA 156-73?

My parents always say, “Son, choose wisely”, please can someone tell me who is wisely?

Why do my parents tell people that my grandfather kicked the bucket, when I saw him kick a wild Alsatian dog?

I came home with a Cat inside a bag; my brother revealed my secret, he let the cat out of the bag.

After the accident Ryan was stitched up in the clinic, the idiomatic expression is true “A stitch in time saves Ryan”.
LiteratureRe: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by Enitsua(m): 1:47pm On Dec 01, 2012
Larry I will be very dissappointed if I found out dat u did nt published dis work B4 u posted it here...Do u know what patent is? Find out. Still reading on...
LiteratureRe: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by Enitsua(m): 1:50pm On Nov 30, 2012
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Thanks Love, yap...that isn't plausible enough, I guess. Apparently, I'd have to modify that part.[/quote]. Larry don't u touch dat modify option, The story is perfect, it is very possible for a girl to yeild to passion in d midst of dat situation, Hav in mind dat she is a young girl who is already ripe to be plucked...Novels r nt meant to sound like every day existence it is meant to dazzle, entertain, and shock. Ride on Larry still reading on...
LiteratureMoments By Enitsua by Enitsua(op): 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2012
MOMENTS


If you must Steal, steal away from bad company; if u must lie, lie with the ones you love; if you must cheat, cheat death; if you must drink, drink in those moments that take your breath away…

Everybody wants to be happy, everybody wants that breadth taking moment, that moment where everything feels right, that moment where you feel you don’t have a care in the world, yes that’s the moment. Some people experience these moments quite often while some do, once in a long while, for a few the moments never come, their life is clouded with worries and responsibilities, the world on their shoulder robs them of this gift, this oasis of life.

For me these moments define life, they make it worth the hustle. For some reason I don’t have those moments any more, my moments, I guess reality is starting to hit me, maybe because this is that period where one is about to be independent, about to let loose and fend for himself with little or no help from mum and dad, I guess am in that period. It would seem that this period is the complete opposite of the moment I talk about, while these moments come with a spark, a boom, an unusual blast, this period just goes on and on, it’s like watching a boring movie, you really can’t differentiate the beginning from the end, well I miss those moments. That moment where you look into your lovers eyes and life as you know it stands still, that split second where you feel on top of the world because you are at that point in time the Center of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes, am referring to that moment where you step out of an airplane into a new country and you inhale that foreign air around you, moments were you eves drop on a song on the radio and you smile because it reminds you of that moment. These moments are priceless and when I mean priceless I mean it can’t be forced or induced, alcohol and drugs might seem to give these moments but after the hang over, you realize that, it wasn’t real, it was all an illusion.

Life is not about how many breaths you take; it’s about how many moments that take your breath away…I pray you have these moments, and if you finally do, stay in them…Stay in those Asthmatic moments.
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