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mitchyy:
Okay, done!

Hansel is doing great. How did you know my dh name is Z?

Everybody on preggy thread knows na...
You've forgotten how one guy came here and said it a few weeks ago?

melly245:
Government announced to pay one million naira
to all men with five kids. A man heard and
said to his wife...sweethrt, i have a child wit
my girlfriend, let me go and take him so we
can add him to our four kids to make them five
and qualify for d money....... He went and
came back and asked his wife...where are the
other kids? The wife replied...u were not d only
one who heard d news, their fathers came and
took them away..... The man fainted.

Oh Lawd...
#Faints

Anak123:
Hello zaynie, liftedhands, fortius, alphahandmaidens, mitchy, enkaydewdops , nurse kaffy4bill, etc

Hello pretty mama...
How's your bobo doing?

Happy new month...

...

I was looking for trouble here before...
Bet why?

ozycy:
Crying with you
Don't worry, you will get to see her whe. She comes for omugwo for baby number2. That won't be long you know mitchyy

Ooooh Yes!!!
It won't be long at all...

nennynj:
Plz mamas in d house. How can I ve desire for kpeku again. Ever since I took in, I ve not had urge for sex. Am 33+ now.

Chai!!!
Ndo...
Na till you born oh... Since you've not gotten your libido back at 33 weeks, don't expect it, till you put to bed.
I promise you, it will strike with full force, when you give birth ...

#SpeakingFromExperience...

Don't worry, you're almost there...

Cheers

sugah:
I don't have 'an incision scar' and the belt comes in 3 parts so you can avoid the incision area.

Mummy Ayomide, please explain this... How was the surgery done?

Prettyhurts:
Omoh never siddon ooo, that head is still important to my future daughter. We don't want our son-in-law head to be shapeless. Please show us Jay face tomorrow.

I don tire to dy read quarrel upandan o. Since yesterday haba.

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...
Hope una bride price no dear oh...

Naijageak:
wow. so I can stay at home without going for my exams tomorrow by 8am. thanks for the information.

The carry-over that is waiting for you, is doing press-up...

AlphaHandMaiden:
Soooo na you carry the puff corn wey i don dey find since!

Issorai! Keep it, there is love in sharing! i have another bowl here!

* brings out another bowl from under bed*

Mama, please shift for me...
Make I follow you chop this puff corn.. .

I follow Liftedhands, raise two hands for you oh.. .
Make I drop am? Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki.. .


Flodel, wehdone oh.. . Wehdone...

Prettyhurts, no make me make mistake, sidon ontop Jay head because of laugh oh...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!


XX01, abeg no commot for preggy thread oh...
For what na?

ozycy:
Wassup with me right now is that as I got one tiny pooing sign in my Tommy, I said awwch and placed hand on my tommy and my first son being a very lovely fellow asked me ""mum, is it your baby""?
I quickly shouted NO , I don't have any baby in my tommy, your baby is in her cot. He went ahead to ask me "" so why are you putting your hand on your stomach""? And I replied while heading to the loo "I want to poo you need to see the way I frowned my face while answering him lol.

It's like baby is giving you space no wonder you have time to type this epistle.

Mama, please tell us the truth... There's another baby in there...

iomoge2:
We doing fine.....
Thankz much.

Saw ur comment where u used a page....
Lol

BabyJ has relieved u small ba?

Kikikikikikikiki

He was sleeping, and his next feed was at 1am. I didn't want to sleep off, so I had to keep myself busy

Make I fine trouble small... E don tey...


Ma'am Zaynie, mummy Atinuke the great ... ki lo'n sele? I've been trying to call you.. . Watapun? Hope you're good.. .

Melly245, my one and only Nosa... How's you and my Diamond doing?

Fortius Romanus.. . oremi... bawo ni? Awon omo nko? O t'ojo meta oh. S'alafia l'e wa...

Mitchyy witchy my guy... oniovo.. . Mavo? ... How's Hansel?

Goldenruby, mummy Naveed "the first".. . Mo ki yin oh...

GenyEbere, nwanne'm, kedu.. E don tey oh... Odikwa mma?

Ginababy, mama favor...is he favor or faithful? how na?

Cherrymum1, Ifybekee , how are you and princess Lami? Hope you're enjoying the new job oh...

Tyconcepts, mama presido... How far na? How's our itsekiri president?

Ozycy, wassup mama?

Dexterush, iya'beji... Where have you been? Abi you don get anoda belle on top that Iyabetajos tutorial?
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!
Anoda set of twins on the way? Abi na triplets?

Iyabetajos, how you doing sis? How you holding up?

MGeey and missmalachi, please take these kisses ...

Gaily04,

BritneyStacy, abadie? How's vigilante doing you? Kiss baby Ekene for me...

Sugah, how's our Ayomide? I missed his picture. I hear he's a hunk ... Please, kiss him for me.. .




Ta'lo tun ku oh? Who am I forgetting?





Proudmom38, how are you and the family? Kisses to Lil proudy...

Iomoge2, I don greet you before, make I greet you again... kurifnin ma...


How can I forget Liftedhands... Mummy Ekene, how's our fine bobo?

All my June 2016 teamies, I trowey bumbum for una.. . Hope you're all good...

Comtem2011, hi sis

Omojudy, how's your health now.?

Most senior, Elder mama Lovinam, I remain loyal ma

Senior modath, senior beedam, owo mi meji l'oke... Se kowa'le, abi ko duro soke?

Who did I leave out?



Dis thing wey I do just now suppose reach one page... that's the aim/purpose...


#SideEyesInAdvanceAtAnybodyWhoComplains...
#OkBye

JUMAYIN:
thanks ma'am, av replied your pm

I didn't get it... I think something is wrong with my NL mail...
I just sent you another one. A mail this time around...

iomoge2:
She is scared like most people.

Its not easy imagining how a big head will follow that tiny hole....


A pregnant woman is very emotional.... talking about 6ft n another pusi 4 hubby was uncalled 4...
Biko lets try to put small love in our talks.... i was almost crying fa.....

You're on point sis...

My eyes were actually/still are moist, reading the "not-so-nice" comments.. .

It is well...

How are you and darling Zoe?
#Hugz&Kisses...

agiboma:
Hello Everyone,

So nice to see this thread going strong and providing the sisterly love and support it was created for. The advocating for LA is great its available and should certainly be administered to provide comfort during painful procedures. Stay strong mommy's g-d is your strength!

Lots of love
Agi

"The Mama" herself...

Two hands in the air for you...
Make I bring am down?

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...


#Hugz&Kisses

lastbornop:
, can a FTM birth an estimated baby of 3.9kg

Ooooh Yes! You can... A mama here recently gave birth to a 4.5kg baby... Yours may even come out weighing less than 3.9kg...

God's got you...

#Hugz&Kisses

JUMAYIN:
A big thank u to everyone that responded to my question.I didn't state everything that ensued in our discussion, I mean I didn't state d reasons in details that was why I included d reading of d BS,it was Dis mamas BS that had 5 still births b4 having a baby through CS( forgotten d moniker) that he read,Doc inserting fingers was d least reasons he concluded,I didn't just want to giv details....buh I felt bad coz som mamas here was a bit harsh, I only asked a question that required some answers I didn't ask to be pounced on! I understand dey apologized buh my feeling hasn't been good since I read d response....Thanks everyone. God bless

Yep! I knew you were going to feel that way... I felt it too.. But, they were just trying to help out.. .

Both VD and CS have their advantages and disadvantages...
For me, I think you should commit this into God's hands and prayerfully decide which option to go with, and He will definitely see you through...

Now, take these kisses and feel better...


#LotsOfLoveSis


:::::::::::::::::::I sent you a PM...

jazzyjazz:
I pray say the MS go disappear completely sef. The thing Don tire me biko. 20weeks and counting and person still de rush to toilet to empty food from mouth.

Don't worry, you'll be fine soon...

jazzyjazz:


I flip breast for you o!

Want to add something I just remembered...
I noticed that changing environment helped to reduce my MS to a reasonable extent. Whenever I stepped out of the house, it would vanish, but as soon as I got back home, it would get bad again...
So, who knows? That MS may just disappear as soon as you get to your destination...
Just remain positive...

Cheers love.. .

Favouredmom:
I have a question, pls does this Shea butter cream (ori) really help with tummy stretch marks in pregnancy. I read somewhere that it helps some women?

It is known to help some women, as you said. I wasn't diligent in applying mine, cos of the heat it caused me at the time, but my elder sister applied hers religiously (she almost dey rub am for her dream sef) and still got pleeeeeeenty strechies before she put to bed...
You can give it a try... It may or may not work...
There's no harm in trying...

Cheers...

jazzyjazz:
Good morning wonderful mamas. Congratulations to the mum's that have delivered and easy delivery to the remaining waddling mamas. 

Pls I have a question ooooo

So I and DH got married in April, and we got a BFP in May.
We never had a honeymoon because we both had to go back to work immediately after our wedding

Babes, sabi mamas have spoken well...
If your doctor says it's ok to fly, please, go for it; cos once baby comes, that's the end oh...
I'm speaking from experience...

papaada:
I stay at jakande estate.
Dnt knw if its already late to giv to her we r already 7wks

Hey ma'am.. . I'm sorry for the late reply. I got in touch with the hospital and they said 7 weeks is not late, but they do immunisation only on Wednesdays, and you have to pay before hand, then they'll get yours, as they don't store vaccines in the hospital...

So, if you're free, I think you should go and pay today or tomorrow morning, so your babe can have the vaccine on Wednesday morning (they said it'll be too late by 8 weeks) ... it's #8,500...

#Cheers...

ozycy:
Are you and DH on the dark side?
It may not be the soap. Babies tend to get darker as they grow. They can't be as fair as they were when they were born. Baby Sophie's face is much more lighter than her body, infact she has a light face and dark body and I won't be surprised if the face keeps getting dark until it becomes same with her body. We use sebamed baby wash and body milk.

Yes ma'am, we're on the dark side, but I felt that since we have light skinned people in the family, he would remain that way, since he came out looking like an oyinbo .. .
It is well...
Thanks a lot ma...


A million thanks to ma'ams Liftedhands, dunasy, prettyhurts and HumbledbYGrace.. . God bless you plenty...
My kisses to your wonderful LOs...


Happy married life to the November mama who got married yesterday... God bless and uplift your home.. .


Omojudy, Happy kids and my sanity, any time, any day...

lovinam:
Na his true colour de show na. Lol. Don't Start experiment on his skin. How are you doing?

Chai!!!
God please, let it not be true...

.. .

I'm fine ma'am... Just a little stressed...
How are you and the family?

Mamas, good morning.. Please, I need help oh.. .
I noticed that Jay's skin is getting darker and darker by the day. I'm suspecting his bathing soap, cos I don't use it to wash his face and it's much lighter than the rest of his body.
Please, recommend a good one that won't darken his skin anymore.
We're currently on nycil soap and coconut oil (body cream).. .
Thanks in advance.. .

Cc Liftedhands, mitchyy, fortius, and every sabi mama.. .

Gaily04:
We are doing great. It was done in a government facility in PH, the family planning unit. Its an under arm implant, on the left arm, its not visible to the outside world. Sure, they did numb the area and bore a hole which the implanon was inserted and was covered with bandage and plaster.

How is Jay, he must be a superman now.

Thanks a lot for this.. .
Hope you're found yours now...

Jay is doing great...
Na real superman now oh...

Kiss baby for me...

Blessedmum:
Happy to hear that he's doing great. As for the wahala dat's boys for u.
Am doing great as well, patiently waiting for next month to come.

It will end in praise, in Jesus Name...
Amen...

papaada:
Pls mamas l nid a response

Where in lag are you?
I got mine at my hospital.. .
KAAF maternity.. . It's inside Unilag, near their medical center...

Gaily04, hi ma'am... How's your LO doing?
Please, where did you have you arm implant procedure done and how was it done?
Were you given any local anaesthesia to numb the area?

Hey mamas... good afternoon.. . Sorry for my hiatus, it is well


::::Kuhuz, marimaar, gurlnext2u, welcome and Happy bumping...


::::MGeey and missmalachi, may God wipe away your tears and give you double for your trouble in Jesus Name... Amen...


::::Big congrats Sugah, Mumjb, loistee, BritneyStacy, mayluv, Evacroft, simplebukky, and limsycutey...
God bless your LOs...



::::Zimunachimdi, Twogreatnations, fearless07, rejoice02, AmJane, thanks for checking on me...
God bless you...



Blessedmum, Jay is fine.. . His wahala has trippled, but who am I to complain?
How are you doing ma'am?

jazzyjazz:
Good evening mamas, please dh and I want to start buying baby items small small, please how much estimate do we need to buy the important items? Pls help o sabi maam

Cc iomoge2, beyedew, mitchyy, alphahandmaiden, liftedhands, enkaydewdrop, sugah

And all sabi mamas

Depends on your pocket...
Between 150-300k...


Mitchyy, I bought mine from Emerald65... It was affordable, she didn't disappoint and she's very nice...