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Her reply to a post captured my chemistry and ever since then i have carefully followed her to this day.... And i must confess audray it wasnt easy for me to finally air my crush on you.... Ofcourse you have to know that this autonatically bars me from liking someone else here.... Else, i'd be tagged a flirt

Wow.... Omg.... She finally is here... Wow.. There goes the prettiest most gorgeous intelligent awesome well structured lady on nairaland.... Sexy pls i would want you to give me a reply here for all eyes to read

Like say pm na cheque....

Your lips looks like some wet puna already.... Just suck it.. You will sure get orgasm

I have been on nairaland.com for some years now though i finally decided to be a member early last year.... Have never comented on a crush topic cos i never thought anyone could be serious about crushing on someone here..... Until this afternoon..... Pls guys help me i need to contact that damsel... As a matter of fact i will never read any posts, topics, until i contact my miss gorgeous( audray) ... Even if she would say no all i need is to hear her voice over the phone.

Op hope you aint trying to woo an under aged

Ok..... Thats like opening a market for these ritualists..... Unless its a dating site with the inscription..... NEVER MEET WITH PEOPLE FROM HERE OOH

Hypocratic pathetic csncerous prostitute....... You are a perfect description of one lacking self worth.
A humane lady like you was able to get her self a hubby via prudence and you are devoted to soiling it.... Woe to you who would untie wot god has tied.... I spit on your delapidated inconsequential diabolic face.... Daughter of jezibel

Till the end of time men will never stop side chicking...... The virtuous women know this and they handle it

enshi:
Make i check your profile first.... If its sweet then i will apologise else dont try it next time

Ooops na even student..... Was thinking i got ma self talking to a grown up cool chick...... Btw where is ur pic nah

Estharfabian:
Buh nawa for you o!



You know sey weather na taxi my mumsy dey drive?
abi na steal I steal the Tecno phone sef? if I wan form...why I no mention iPhone? Samsung? na Tecno I come mention?
u sef think Am nah!

where u hear sey I get money for my accnt?
Oga, I fit do plenny things o...but forming ain't one of 'em o.

na dash them dash me the phone sef. na poor pikin I be o.

Make i check your profile first.... If its sweet then i will apologise else dont try it next time

Give them a year Max.... We would be here once again to learn from their separarion..... Young couples should learn to keep their affairs off the net.....

Estharfabian:
I could think of A Gazillion reasons why she made the face...




for starters, I could make that face if There's A merghan trainor's hit song playing. just when I'm about to bust some dance moves and scream at the top of my lungs.


I could also make that face if I scratched my mom's car? or lost my ATM Card? Or Maybe scratch my New Tecno boom J8?
that's pure pain....I tell ya!
And lastly... that's an ''I just cummed'' face!

You just wan tell us say ur mom get benz 230 abi... That one no reach you still want tell us say you get tecno j8.... Ee still no reach you wan tell us say you get money for Accnt..... This girl self

Is there a price tag on mr nairaland If yes pls how do i join in there..... Some pictures i see here makes me have hope of winning...

That keke dude pays his Bill ranging from house rent to the very transport dues keke drivers pay daily...
He understands what it means to be self surficient
He could be a graduate
He pays his offerrings in your church with his hard earned money unlike you whose parent gives even common offerring
You are just a corper to be no wonder your mentality as to the one being financially independence wait until your pop and then reality opens up to you....
When i finished my youth service i first ran a baring saloon of mine own prio to getting a job and i believe if you had met me then youd probably have said so about me.
The end of every thing justifies the means.
From you write up, you have shown that your overdependency on what a man can do for you is on the high side..... Please grow up.
More so if you want to justify further ur points, kindly tell us what ur fada does for a living or ur mum or even ur brotherz and then tell us at what age you are going for service.....
A screen damper was spotted in lag some days ago... That dude had education to some points but circumstances though prevented him from certain success .... Today you wish you knew him
If not for the jobs on my table i would have taken time out to talk senses into ur Head this morning...

If not that bae would be angry to see my pics lying around online..... I would have given this guys the real competition......

Judging from your name and linking it to the hilarious roles the real owner of that name plays in nollywood.... You should be a trouble maker and thats y that person(s) is avoiding you

You better face ur studies thats if you want to further ur education.. ... If not go learn a trade any man who comes ur way and you think you like such person then tell him to hi talk to ur parents.....

It was in sss2 those day science class.... I would always be looking at varian even while lectures went on.... One day i decided to borrow her note and she gave me... When i got home i simply wrote I LOVE YOU all over her note even on the front cover.... When she saw her note the next morning instead of her to come and ask Me why i did that , she went infront of the class and announced it..... Mhhernnnnnnn... . The shame was too much till i graduated i no see peace from class people

But dont generalise though.... We dey

prettyslimme:
dt weavon was bought with my money, same with d cheap shoe not a dime from any man.and for d record am a graduate, not a fresh one but a 2012 graduate, I hope dt sinks dt u may be talking to ur elder sis

If as a graduate you have such delapidating dress sense then i wonder which school you atrended... And pls i heard there is massa failure in the just concluded WAEC.... Hope it doesnt affect you

doris4u:
Are u for real ? Online gf

I dont see any thing wrong in having someone i chat call or text on phone..... Though we may finally meet as friends if time and chance permit

Ur being here does not change the price of Fuel nor does it bring back our girls.... And pls those shoes of urs are so cheap.... Plus ur cheap weavon... Chai all these girls wey just finish WAEC them just dey register here dey disturb us.....

You again.... Were you not the guy who sniffed ur neighborz parties the other time.... You just like to lick this thing.... Hmmm mind you that babe fit just finish her menses. Its unhealthy to even use condom on her let alone you mouth.... Be wise try to stay alive atleast to witness biafra or the return of the remaining chibok girls

Nonsense..... Even the ealiest technos do that..... Op i hope you did well in the just concluded WAEC exams.... Cos you so juvenile

To me this is the post of the year.... You are so making sense

SANDOSKI:
Ahha ...dey elders must hear dis....
*Adjust my wrapper

You aint looking bad for an online friend...... If thats ur real pic anyway

Lols y do you think so

33333333333333 all the way..... If it appears twice i will still choose 3333333333333....... Good cook + sbmissive + good O bed ....... I will marry her here on Earth and if i jam am for heaven i go still marry am....

I dont think money is the problem.... Rather i think its my being too selective.... This is why i have narrowed it down to just online gf.... Thanks

I know am not bad looking..... But why i am without a gf is what i cant explain.... I just need an online gf this time... Even if we would never have to meet... Someone i could share my daily experiences with some i could call text and she would reciprocate too... Pls no insults