dont know when last I take a woman on a date ohh. Ukraine war. Bandit Cost of living And present Israel war. Then I go come dey think of carrying one black yansh to restaurant
Quality20: No its not a way to go. Children born in ur home ate urs, nobody can lawfully claim them other than you. Don't embarrass those innocent kids or their mothers
you sure say na from your papa preek you comot from?
obembet: A young man, @Veremthegreat, shared a iPhone 14 Pro Max he bought via alli express for just #44000. The device had the same shape as an iPhone, only that it was fake. After the phone was unboxed, the Apple logo could be seen on its screen.
@Veremthegreat
Many Nigerians don't read and very greedy! Were did they mention iPhone 14? And why will you be so stupid enough to think that iPhone 14 will be sold on 44k?
Realboygenius: African biggest smartphone brand TECNO has unveiled it's first Flip smartphone, The TECNO PHANTOM V Flip In Lagos, Nigeria.
The TECNO Phantom V Flip embodies the perfect fusion of design and technology. It's pocket size cosmic design that can fit anywhere. It has a 6.9 inches full HD display for all your cinematic views and effective multitasking.
Its sleek design has received much acclaim and even earned a prestigious German Design Awards nomination.
The launch event in Lagos was attended by movers and shakers in the Nigeria entertainment, fashion and technology industry.
Below are pictures from the event.
those 3 phone reviewer scammers that have make people to brought useless phones base on their altered review
DrAda: I get bored easily. I have unique thoughts on aliens, life, Christianity etc which I can't express fully because many may think that I am weird or worse mad.
SMH. toasting machine of 750watts is what will toast generator. Anyways I used it and it worked perfectly. If you don't have correct answers to questions it's better to stay quiet.
oga shut up your dirty mouth Can't you talk on a civil manner
iExplore: I don't understand how nose piercing and waist beads are turn offs for some men. I find them sexy and very attractive. Why do some men hate them?
Future wifey (if there will be one) will surely have nose piercing
all na ashawo, coded ashawo ohh!
I dislike women with noise piercing and tattoos Those people dey park special kind of spirit for body! Date them and see how your destiny go dey catch fire like supreme court building were catch fire 🔥 today
when you have names like chiku emeka, chinuzu. Chukura, chijoke, those countries will be afraid to accommodate you because them know you always bring candy to their countries
What is the reason to this increase? do we still have any government at all? When exactly are we going to see any positive developments from this administration??
Why is no one talking about the price increase? Are we all sleeping? How do people living on minimum wage 30k survive with this inflation here and there
Something must be done
it will favour me and my family disappear the group chats
Bvlgari: This young lady was impregnated by a Chinese expatriate, and seen somewhere along the Sagamu Abeokuta expressway. According to her, the affair was blissful until it was time for him to go back to his country, he then demanded that she ‘sell’ the baby to him, or else he wouldn’t fend for the baby. She declined to sell the baby and he has decided to cut off mother and child.
realmindz: Short story, I’ll keep it straight and simple
It all started last year November. I was actually in a situationship kind of relationship, and just finished one of those quarrels. So I was bored and was going through instagram, then I saw this ladies comment on one comedy skit. I checked out her profile and I found her so cute. Just my spec. I decided to dm and followed her.
She didn’t respond to my dm, I even commented on her picture to get her attention, still no response from her. So let me call her Lady A.
I was going through her instagram highlights and pix and saw one of her contacts always commenting on each others pictures so I concluded that must be her close friend. They shared each others pictures.
I decided to follow her friend too so I can have a means to reach out to her. So let me call her friend lady B
So I dm lady B and followed her. She responded and I was able to sustain the conversation with her. My plan was to keep talking to her and later tell her I liked her friend, lady A.
But you know something about fate, it works in mysterious way.
As I and lady B kept chatting on and on, we moved to voice call and from voice call to video calls. We spoke at length everyday. My initial plan was abandoned and I was enjoying every bit of my moment with her. She was so lively, lovely, sweet, beautiful smiles and so intelligent.
We decided to meet up… I would say seeing her in person was like the day I knew that would be my wife for sure. She was so much prettier than even online. The connection is so strong.
To summarize the long story, a lot has happened since then. I’ve proposed, she has said yes and we have done introduction.
As we are planning our wedding for November, exactly one year after, while she was beside me with those her beautiful smiles, adorable eye, my mind went back to how it all started. I reflected on how she wasn’t even my target but fate had another plan. I was looking into her eyes and she was smiling and told me to spit out what I was thinking about.
Such is the way of fate, Lady A was never mine, she only led me to my fiancée Lady B…
abeg I no won hear "how I discovered my wife was a coded ashawo and 2 of my child are not my" after 5yrs ohh
All this Una yeye fairy tale love story Make Una reach 10yrs
sukkot: So this topic has to be explored because I know many people personally under this category. Now I don’t know about other countries but let’s focus on the UK for this topic.
I know that unless you are extremely lucky it is going to take you between 10 to 15 years to fully settle in terms of papers and money and career and housing etc. in between that time you are running from pillar to post and the silent prayer is that God please don’t let my mother or father fall sick within this 10 to 15 year timespan or else I am most likely never going to see them again.
Well I have many friends and relatives who this happened to. In that time span that they are still unsettled and looking for paper or money, mama get cancer for naija. They are stuck abroad. Mama eventually die. So they never got to see their mother for over 10 years and will never see her again.
So I guess the question is if you find yourself in a situation like this, being in the UK for over 8 years and papers never correct so you are stuck, then you hear that your mother is dying.
WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU ABORT MISSION AND RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA TO BE WITH YOUR DYING MOTHER KNOWING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RETURN TO THE UK AGAIN OR DO YOU JUST FASHI MAMA AND LET HER DIE WHILE YOU CoNTINUE YOUR QUEST TO LOOK FOR PAPERS AND POUNDS ? What would you do?
shut up you unscoulpolous piece of this
Did your family japa legally? All this stuff happens if you japa illegally
Raydos: This is how modern society look like, I watch a video of a foreign YouTuber recently, who complained about this in his first ever visit to Nigeria!
He was so surprised, every building is fenced off!
Window shopping makes street look beautiful,
Affluent areas can afford all the security to keep this place safe, at night, But it seems like they just don't give a damn, They all okay with their sub-standard tower!
so you want your fellow Yoruba boys at night to break the window to steal Abi?
How can i be earning such amount with other side hustle and don't get basic house needs? bro u no dey my shoe, He who wears it knows were it pinches, i dont think some of you expect me to put up everything i am doing for her here, did i mentioned that the investment in question by the time it matures she will be going home with 3m annually from the turnover? you people should know that no man wants to bring his problem to public , but then at some point you are left with no choice.
oga no be you I directed my statement on. Na that mumu man were call himself acidic, I dey ask am say how you no go get all those stuff. And that shouldn't be an excuse for her not to open her yansh to you
Acidosis: You no try, sir. You earn 700k and all you have to spend on your family with kids is 100k every month, leaving your wife to cook, clean, wash, do nanny work and market runs, and probably still do her regular job, and you expect her to give you hot sex? With which energy, please? The same energy you could have preserved by spending extra 50k on a good cleaner or cook?
Give yourself a heavy knock on the head.
you are a mumu man Washing machine no dey? And na everytime she go dey go market
ADURA123: Good evening fellow NL members, My story may be long but pls endeavor to read to the end so that you can make proper suggestions or advice.
I have been married for more than 10yrs now with beautiful kids, my marriage is one that many Young guy will wish to have, but along the the line I don't know what happened things begin to nose dive. In the last 6yrs I discovered that I struggle to make love to my wife, she will either tell you ohh, she is tire or she don't like sex much..this I have endured for all this years with no cheating. Her qualities are She can cook She can keep the house clean She can manage resources And she is accommodating to my people In all this years I have never cheated on her, proudly saying it coz my dad warned me of cheating on my wife rather I should divorce her and go for another wife.
My qualities are I work and earn like about 700k net a month. I give feeding allowance and personal total of 100k a month while I invest the rest on a project which she is aware of. I don't drink or smoke I don't keep late night and I am the best friend to her and my kids. Honestly having talk to her for over 5yrs on this issues of love making and she refused to change, then I have decided to yield to my dad advice and ask her to leave...she is not aware of this plan, but trust me it will hit her. I allow her to do little job to have her own finance is not as if she contribute anything in the house, but she is claiming stubborn, I love her so much, it will hurt me to cheat on her, something I have not done since I got married to her. I plan moving to a new place in February, and she doesn't fit into my plans.
My decision between now and December is 1 Avoid asking her for lobe making 2 Continue taking care of her so she won't suspect anything 3 when she comes close I avoid her. 4 February I issues divorce papers and give her like 1m to go get her life back
Is there anything more I can do for her? Advice me pls...
Mumu man! Simple thing is to threaten your wife and tell her say if she no open her wide yansh for you, before the end of this month you go see weti go happen to her if you no find another woman out make she know weti cause am. This thing go make her fear, then when she later won open yansh for you, no fvck her ohh. Just leave am her for two weeks. Double fear go catch her. Then next no chop her food. Go friend house keep late at night. Triple fear go enter her.
Then watch how things play. Them no dey play nice with naija women ohh. Na the mistake you do so.
Testiebobo: # It looks so funny anytime I remember those days when I used to gym to impress my ladies in school.
However, it wasn't my intention to gym cuz i dont pick interest in it in the first place. But it got to a time when one of my female friends told me my arm was to thin. It really pained me alot, so I decided to be gyming every thursdays to saturdays. Funny enough, I got a better arm between two months and began to wear short sleeve shirts and advertise my achievements to ladies but most of them ignored it.
Although, I was later discouraged when my crush said it looks disgusting on me. Since then, I hated gyming like my enemy.
reverse is the case for me. I always keep wondering why guys will go to the extreme to impress one piece of vagina
Phones / Re: “it Is Illegal To Make Public A Screenshot Of A Private Chats”- Lawyer by Entanglement: 5:50pm On Oct 13, 2023 
