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A guy met a lady on facebook and they decided to go on a date but he had only N5,000 that his sister gave me.

They met at the restaurant, they were discussing. Then she told him she wanted to eat something, she started ordering and ordering, he was sure what she ordered will be more than N10,000 and he had only N4,700 because he paid the bike man that brought him N300.

After some minutes, she said she wanted to make a call that he should get her recharge card outside the restaurant.

He left and never returned

That's how God saved him from public disgrace, I just dey pity the lady sha.

Nigerian artiste, Stanley Omah Didia known by his stage name Omah Lay has set a new record.

His song 'Bad Influence' off the 'Get Layd EP' becomes the most streamed African song on music streaming platform, Audiomack with 36.1 Million Streams.

'Bad Influence' was also the most streamed Nigerian song on streaming platform, Apple Music and his EP 'Get Layd' is the most streamed African EP of all time with Over 115 Million Streams.

The new kid on the block is doing super great.

BeautyO:
The first sign to know an unserious guy is a man that keeps tabs or create post on how to know unserious women when his mate are hustling

Ok ma!

Why are you so pained about the post?

Let's Talk About G-string.

I'm beginning to think she's just trying to punish me. She's not even up to 3months gone and the pregnancy is barely showing and she's stressing my life.

When I'm on my way back home in the evening, I will call her to ask her if she wants anything, she will tell me no but when I get home, she will either she wants suya, sometimes chicken or sometimes sharwarma.

The other day she said she wanted akara on a sunday afternoon, please tell me where I go see that one na.

When her mumu brother came, she was able to cook for him and serve him food but I can't remember the last time she did that for me.

She presses phone all day while I do everything.

Is pregnancy that hard?
I'm thinking of punishing her or what do you advise I do?

Have you dated a sex addict before, share your experience.

This is a chat between a guy and his girlfriend
Guy: (19:24) How are you doing?
Girl: (Last seen 19:26) No reply
Guy: (19:28) It seems you are busy, I will talk to you later
Girl: (Last seen 19:29) No reply
Guy: (19:32) Why are you not replying my messages?
Girl: (Last seen 19:33) No reply
Guy: (19:35) I just wanted to tell you that I just got my salary and I want to give you money for those things you asked for
Girl: (19:35) Thank you baby... I'm sorry I was busy, so how are you doing?
Guy: (Last seen 19:36) No reply
Girl: (19:37) It seems you are busy
Guy: (Last seen 19:38) No reply
Girl: (19:41) I just wanted to tell that I will be coming to your house for the weekend
Guy: (19:41) Oh really!! I'm sorry I was in the bathroom.

The lady knows the guy likes sex and the guy knows the lady likes money.

This is how most relationships go and some ladies keep deceiving themselves that men should give them money without expecting anything in return.

I will Bleep the hell out of your pussy!!!

And this is news!
BTW I am the cause of all the problems in Nigeria, you guys should contribute money so I can go back to Canada where I came from. I promise Nigeria will be in good condition when I leave.

And this is news!
BTW I am the cause of all the problems in Nigeria, you guys should contribute money so I can go back to Canada where I came from. I promise Nigeria will be in good condition when I leave.

Can someone tell me how long it took before they received their profile code after sending their NIN to 55019

Cutehector:
be like say this thread na fake

It's not fake... I'm going to find a way to tell her to get rid of it.

KidDarkness:
Oga Ade, no lie. Raw sweet die, abi?

E sweet but na the wahala I dey so.

Cutehector:
if you see pûssy, will you chook again?

Why not? Pussy is life bro.

Cutehector:
oh you plan on fvcking her again and giving her belle wonders

They sent you to add to my frustrations abi?

Cutehector:
Why did you skip the part where you fvcked her raw

I'll put it next time

SmellySperm:
and Pampers is very costly nowadays..

I'm really confused now.

chizpim:
Wow !
congrats!!
My advice for you is to keep the babe.
why didt you use condom since you knew you were not ready to be a father?

We are both inexperienced.. I don't think I can even use a condom.

Romanoff:
Congratulations.

If you weren't ready for marriage, why go skinny-dipping?

Me I won't advise abortion sha, unless you will end up marrying her.

Okay.

I just graduated last year from uni and I'm doing my service soon. I met this girl recently and she just finished her OND at a polytechnic and we started dating.

She has been having issues for some time and I went to the pharmacy to get her anti-malaria drugs but it kept on persisting so she did a test and it turned out that she is pregnant.

I'll be going to visit my parents in Asaba next week and I don't even know how I'll break the news to them... Apart from breaking the news, I'm also not financially and emotionally ready for marriage or having a child.

I need your help on what to do!

LesbianBoy:
Chelsea 0 - 3 Porto

Keep dreaming

Really??

Popularity:
Correct score is PSG 1 VS BAYERN MUNICH 2.

That means PSG will go through to the next stage

Yeah!

I just have a feeling that Bayern will turn things around today.

Is Lewa playing tonight?

A

This weekend, person no even see any pussy to bang. All these one no be my problem

El Classico has been boring ever since the King Ronaldo left Real Madrid.

But I think Madrid will teach barca a lesson today. Forget about Messi

IamNumeroUno:
Goal!
City will have an easy ride to final after all!

hope you know that dortmund can shock you in 2nd leg.

chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience

You don't need to learn. i will drive you then also drive your sweet pussy

Rodwave:
Trent has never been a defender. He is best kept in midfield. I don't know why jK is yet to understand this. Trent is only good in attack.

What do you mean by Southgate is vindicated? He doesn't even use trent as a defender in England. The last time trent played for England they had 5 midfielders and 3 defenders. And he was in the midfield

Don't be stupid, the 5 midfielders contain 2 wingbacks which is almost the same as a full back

All hope is not lost... 2nd leg still dey at Anfield so nothing spoil.

They should just score 1 away goal.

Lamasta:
Na Madrid we dey follow o the white must not stain tonight

Na you know.

Mine was because I had 1k followers on Instagram and she had 23k followers.