VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!!
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!

donaldking10:
The truth of the matter is that this election is between Tinubu & Obi.
Atiku doesn't stand a single chance because his bloc votes have already been divided by Kwankwaso in the north & Peter Obi in the South-South and the South-East.
And there's no way that the West would leave Tinubu & vote for him.
The only way that Atiku can actually stand a chance of winning is if Kwankwaso & Obi decide to collapse their structures & return to P.D.P.
Asides that, Atiku is a non-factor in the next presidential race, & that's the reason he's the least talked about aspirant.
FINALLY VOTE PETER OBI THE BEST AMONGST THE REST.

Rastaramsey:
See those fine girls

Tokskob2008:
One thing everyone should always have at the back of their mind is that no one online in this country will ever introduce you (a total stranger) to a genuine money making scheme, no matter how sweet or believable the person might sound, it is always a scam.

Believe me the genuine ways are always reserved for close ones to them and no one will ever disclose such system for the fear of it being saturated quickly. People wey dey hoard data cheats go come joyfully introduce you to making millions of cash

kponkedenge:
Lol. Buhari really useless this man.

Buhari dey go Europe, US, Canada etc..... Cum dey send Osinbajo to Ghana.

Stanislause94:
APC’s only sellable candidate, but they bleeped up big time. I pity them come 2023, they’ll loose woefully.


This I have seen!

Thomthom:
See Security... What is the meaning of all this..

BIDOO:
The height of foolishness of some people is actually out of this world!

Yakubu101:
This is unacceptable, And i don't understand why the GOD refuse to scrap the Nysc programe already

Nysc has no meaning to me!

Omobada:


Which part of Ganmo?

eleko1:
u chop GBI ,U kpeme .

Such a girl won't date/marry SURULERE.They prefer Ready-made/OLORUNSOGO.Ur father dey ride keke,u dey flex with boys u don't knw their source of wealth


Who get the FULL video.i wan check something

sofiscatedmoron:
. This country hard, I swear

Omobada:
Whom should we blame?
Govt, ASUU, Denrele or Students?

Incase you need a qualified and experienced Principal in Kwara or any southwest state, yours sincerely is available sir/ma.

Olachase:
Well the last person to leave this country should please remember to off the light

trutharena:
He claimed one of the reason for big corruption in the civil service is that the system is rigged against integrity because how do we expect a civil servant/Private workers earning like 100k to afford a house/car that is 8million by paying cash at once.

He said we can’t have a system that allow corruption while on the other hand have EFCC to curb the corruption.

He advised the best way to curb this is to set up mortgage system such that the people can pay in installment with FG working alongside the lenders to see that people can have access to such loans. With this, a civil servant don’t need to steal to afford cars and etc.

In Lagos, this is in practice with Lagos HOMS. The FG just need to back the banks with some security that can help them mitigate against defaulters that may arise.

To the Obituary people that invaded this thread, you’ve been asking for Tinubu stance on things like this, now he spoke brilliantly, you’re still bitter.

Whether you hit your head on stone or not, Tinubu will be your president in 2023.

Trust me, if Tinubu gets elected, he will build a long lasting mortgage structure in Nigeria that will outlive his government. This man understand how to build structure and he is a goal getter.

wolesmile:
Seriously, the crowd only came out to enjoy the concert. I can bet majority of them belong to other political parties. Some don't even have any political affiliation. Call for a meeting now, then you'll know how few the party membership is.

I am not Obi-dient (Whatever it means) to any movement. All I want is good leadership.


I come in peace...

PaChukwudi44:

Oga Tinubu did not form APC alone neither did he fully form APC alone.You people should quit this stupid lies

Saintmary:



For some interesting reason, only Caucasians are the "most attractive" in the world.


Is it not obvious to you that these people have limited brains that can't process the beauty in other races?


Or where should we place Naomi Campbell, Aishwarya and millions of other stunning beauties sprinkled evenly all over this planet?



Gosh.


P. S. The hair, the nose, the lips on this guy is already irritating to me, even plain brad pitt is a little better.


Where is that Arabian Model's picture, I could have shown you drop dead handsomeness.

BoredBerry:
They used the golden ratio... So it's accurate... The symmetry is perfect...

But I think Eddie Redmayne is handsome... Not perfect but I find him very attractive...

JovialJune:
Smh!!! Someone decided to appreciate your kind gesture by assisting you with house chores knowing your wife is not around, and all your mind went to is sex? What is wrong with some of you men sef? Must your thoughts always be what is between your legs?

If you know you are sex starved and can't control yourself when she comes, tell her off straight, don't assume and accuse her baselessly, na church mind she wan use help you.

Offpoint1:
Baba escape plan don work... See better work.

My Ukrainian love dey ask make I sub glo for her

Ola5TP:
She come chop breakfast?

VeryWickedGoat:
Should we tell her?

alsudan:
Every Lover of Nigeria wants to associate with the only man who can rescue Nigeria Mr. Peter Obi.

Unlike the ones who are paid cash or drugs to come online to shout Oko Remi, Baba Sheyi, Mkpurummiri slayer all over the place.

BUSHHUNTER:
Dating any one of the above thinking it will lead to marriage is waste of time...They are just handbag girls for flexing nothing more.

Faber:
My dear, fuel pump attendant are horrible, their toto no dey rest. And sadly na Okada ND Keke/maruwa riders they fvck them pass..

Then you see lotto and POS girls, if you get them as girlfriend you're a on a long walk to STDs etc. Their toto na agberos, Owo mi da gang etc dey sample am

Nonexisting:
If your girlfriend uses a smart phone and has social media account, she is already an olosho even if she is a reverend sister. Some of the careers you mentioned are for low grade oloshos, I mean who fuccks hotel receptionists? Those small small girls that wear black and white. Mtchew

Newton2024:
Actress
Tiktoker
Musician
Make up artist
Hotel receptionist
Social media influencer
Miss something (beauty peagent)

beautyhd:


It’s ridiculous that 60 percent of topics on nairaland is about women and 40 percent of them make it to the front page.

A jobless person will just sit and make up some nonsense post on women just for likes.

TOPCRUISE:
Video vixen,
City Dancer.
Executive and Non Executive Escorts.
moféjoko tiktocker,
Instagrammer.
Massage therapist,
Agbo jédi promoter.
Herbal mixture retailer and delivery girl.

Fira09:
Madness Law.

Whites countries and their rubbish laws.

affable4:
Forget that 'believe in yourself' nonsense, a wise man knows his limits.

Mbappe is a wise man.