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CelebritiesRe: Angela Okorie Burns Dress She Wore To Alex Ekubo's Burial (Photo) by EponObi(f): 6:30pm On Jun 22
Attention seeker oshi.

Dem just dey farm Alex Ekubo's tragedy and burial for content. Old people wey you go think say get sense and decorum dey do like children. Nawa for this generation sha.

The guy don die, Dem don do burial, let the family heal and move on.

Of what use is this info abeg?! This is beyond ridiculous. Bobrisky saw through them.
PoliticsRe: Masked DSS Operatives Drag Sowore To Kuje Prison (Video) by EponObi(f): 6:15pm On Jun 22
Na wetin Sowore kuku dey look for be that 🤣

Him go add DSS harassment and Kuje prison (June 2026) to him CV like that 😂😂😂

New clients and him international sponsors should take note. Him service fee don carry more muscle, no time 😂😂😂

Foreign AffairsRe: List Of UK Prime Ministers Who Resigned Since 2010 by EponObi(f): 4:15pm On Jun 22
Hemanwel:
Add Kemi Bad Enough. June 2026 - Forever. Nigerians nor dey ever resign!

Nigel Farage of Reform UK stands a better chance of becoming UK prime minister than Kemi. In fact, Reform UK is projected to become the main oppositon party, if they don't become the majority in the next election. They are coming out of nowhere to topple Kemi's Conservative Party.
SportsRe: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by EponObi(f): 3:34pm On Jun 22
Bluna:
I've noticed that media are trying everything to hype the boy Yamal as if he's the best young player we've ever seen in the history of football. Boy is good, but he is still far away from being the best.

Yesterday, Mikel Oyarzabal was the best player on the field, he scored 2 goals and made one assist, yet the whole media is talking about Yamal. This hype won't take him anywhere.
You obviously know nothing about a team poster boy.

Every team, club or country, has one key player they use as the face of the team. It's also about marketability.

Portugal/Man U/Madrid/Juventus/Al-Nassr has/had CR7
Argentina/Barca/Inter Miami has/had Messi
Spain/Barca has Yamal
PSG had Mbappe, now has Dembele.

If Inter Miami or Argentina wins and Messi didn't score or assist, Messi will be used as the face for the win.

Same thing is happening to Yamal. Between Yamal and Oyarzabal, which one of them has the most marketing value? Yamal has more global rave, hype, and appeal than Oyarzabal, so brands and the media will make more money using him as the face and giving him media attention.
PoliticsRe: "We Will Chase You All Away After Rescue Mission" — Sunday Igboho Tells Fulani by EponObi(f):
Lol... He didn't say he will chase them away. He said he and his men will chase them out of Ibadan forest reserve to go and live within the community instead of hiding in the bush where they easily carry out atrocities. He said they made the forest their home, destroyed farmer's crops and have stopped farmers from accessing the land. By living within the community, the people can get to know them and monitor their activities.
PoliticsRe: Kano By-Election: APC's Rabiu Wins Dawakin Kudu/Warawa Federal Constituency by EponObi(f): 8:48am On Jun 21
frankson1:
And their excuses no dey even make sense at all😀
They are too funny.

When LP defeated APC in Lagos in the presidential election in 2023, no one in APC was making silly excuses like this. It was a slap on the face of Tinubu and APC. They owned the f up and went back to the drawing board.

WTF is impromptu? 🤣
PoliticsRe: Kano By-Election: APC's Rabiu Wins Dawakin Kudu/Warawa Federal Constituency by EponObi(f): 8:31am On Jun 21
Isobug:
You can't use this election to judge NDC, it's impromptu. The general elections is the proper test of all political parties. You're here mentioning Kwankwaso that join NDC yesterday
E be like say Kwankwasiya movement went to Monaco for vacation because I don't understand what you are saying.

E say impromptu. Like say na just Yesterday INEC announced there will be an election.

The way you people always find excuses upon excuses for your failure needs to be studied in Harvard.

When Kwankwaso defected to NNPP in 2023 and defeated APC black and blue in the governorship, presidential, and legislative elections, it wasn't impromptu, abi? Kwankwasiya won 2 out of 3 senetorial seats not to talk on the the ones they won in Kano state of assembly and House of Reps.

So which election should we now use to judge? NDC lost to APC in Kano - Kwankwaso stronghold, in the first election in his state since he became the vice presidential candidate for NDC. There's absolutely zero excuse that can explain such poor outing. In Ekiti, NDC had zero presence and una wan win presidential election? Impromptu una.
PoliticsRe: Disruption At Ikere-Ekiti Polling Unit 6 Over Alleged Phone Use During Voting by EponObi(f): 5:08pm On Jun 20
givedemwotowoto:
People supported Sanwo Olu and Peter Obi at the same time in 2023. They can vote for APC at the local and Peter Obi at Presidential. So winning the local election doesn't translate to winning the Presidential election. Most people will vote out BAT after his abysmal performance
Lol... Ok.
PoliticsRe: Disruption At Ikere-Ekiti Polling Unit 6 Over Alleged Phone Use During Voting by EponObi(f): 4:36pm On Jun 20
givedemwotowoto:
Presidential election is the goal. People don't trust political party structures for now.
You people like deceiving yourself sha.

Every bye-election since 2023 has followed the same pattern. APC leading, PDP coming second (even though they are dead), and others LP/ADC/NDC coming last.

I wonder how you want to win a presidential election with zero grassroot strength. Do you think it's only the urban centers and your noise on social media will make you win presidential election? Abi those voting in this Ekiti election won't vote in the presidential election too?

ADC is even pulling some muscles in this round. NDC has zero presence. Election is less than 7 months away and you people keep boosting you will win the presidential election and defeat an incumbent Tinubu. You people are too funny.

Abuja that's a metropolitan city, ADC couldn't do anything in the council election months ago while Obi was in the party and with all the hype and noise. That Abuja election was the very one Obi should have used to prove a point.

2027 will be seasonal movie for una eyes.
SportsRe: Ismael Kone To Undergo Surgery After Horrific World Cup Tackle by EponObi(f): 7:40am On Jun 20
victorazyvictor:
This one career don end grin

Village ppl don catcham.
You forgot u be black man, no mater where u go, your answerable to Ọtụmọkpọ
Demba Ba wey him own worse pass this one recovered and still played for many clubs before retiring.

Kone has access to the best medical facilities and doctors in the world. He will be fine.
SportsRe: Ismael Kone To Undergo Surgery After Horrific World Cup Tackle by EponObi(f): 7:30am On Jun 20
Reminds me of Demba Ba horrific injury.

E shock am. E no believe him eye.

But how that Haiti player go make such nonsense tackle? Dem know say they are going nowhere but sha wan put sand inside garri. If you miss qualification, don't miss leg, innit? Jose Mourinho will be proud. cheesy

Get well soon.

Foreign AffairsRe: Yu Can’t Kill Your Way Out Of Security Problems - JD Vance Tells Israel by EponObi(f): 5:13pm On Jun 19
KingOfAmebo:
Iran's primary objective is to chase America out of the middle east and boi o boi they are doing just that with class. Small Israel wants the war to drag on but America became wiser, after all it is American weapons Israel is relying on...grin grin grin

If Israel thinks they can fight Iran alone without America's backing then they will easily get wiped out by Iran...grin grin grin

I hope the Trump administration stops financing and funding the Israel war industrial complex... Israel fights wars because they can still afford to by using America's tax payers money...grin grin grin
Escalation of tension between Trump/US and Israel is non negotiable at this point as the deal has been suspended because Israel bombed Lebanon overnight.

It's about to be dicey 😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Yu Can’t Kill Your Way Out Of Security Problems - JD Vance Tells Israel by EponObi(f):
Lmaoooooo.... I'm loving this cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

This only shows that the US and Trump are only after their own interest. So they know that Israel can't bomb and kill their way out of every problem? grin Wonderment!

Where was this thinking when they watched and supported the same Israel with weapons to obliterate Gaza to dust? Where was this logic when they invaded Iran and assassinated the Ayatollah? Where was this logic when they invaded Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Venezuela?

So because Iran was smarter than them and locked the world's energy supply to a chokehold, they now realize that you can't kill your way out of every security problems? cheesy cheesy cheesy You are delusional if you think the US and Trump didn't lose this war. Lmaooooo.


I hope this serve as an eye opener to other nations. America only acts in their own self-interest. Because their oil reserve was about to be totally depleted, gas price was becoming unbearable, and mid-term election is coming up in November, they abandoned the war and threw Israel under the bus. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Before you know, Trump go dey slam them with tariffs. This is unprecedented. They did this to Israel of all nations but some delulu Nigerians taught Trump will come to save them from some fake Christian genocides. What a day to be alive. grin grin grin

Chai!


Just imagine for a moment that their EU and Asian allies joined them, na so Trump go throw them under the bus.

And all this is happening for only one reason: they can't and couldn't defeat Iran. If they defeated Iran and did regime change, na something else Trump and this JD go dey talk. Trump go just dey boost about how he's the best and the US military is the best in the world. "Their regime collapsed like domino cards. It was too easy. Too too easy." cheesy Omo, for this life, no dem see you finish ooo. Massive respect to Iran!

Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f): 5:39pm On Jun 17
TOPMAN4LIFE:
The outcome is that Iran that can't protect his leaders and supreme leader is nothing when it comes to superpowers,
Only Israel will reduce Iran to nothing, it's on record that it's Israel that kill Iran supreme leader and other leaders,
If not for China and Russia, Israel would have wiped out Iran
Mtchew... If Israel can defeat Iran, why did they ask for US help? Why didn't they go ahead to wipe out Iran after US pulled out?

After they killed their supreme leader, did Iran fall? Did they even get enriched uranium they were after? China and Russia didn't stop them from nuking Gaza, why are you using Russia and China as excuse?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f): 5:24pm On Jun 17
TOPMAN4LIFE:
Funny you! For saying you can't mess with Iran.
Iran that lost many leaders including supreme leader.
If not because the USA and Israel value human lives, they will just throw bombs aimlessly in Iran that will kill uncountable lives,
What is the outcome of killing their leaders?

The many bombs they threw, what's the outcome?

When they killed their leaders and civilians especially the over 100 school girls and were throwing bombs all over Iran, what life did they value?

You are delusional. Your demi gods in the US and Israel lost but you are too ashamed to admit it.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f): 5:21pm On Jun 17
chrisxxx:
IT IS NOT. THE ONLY DRAWBACK TO IRAN IS THE DEVILISH RELIGION THEY practice.
Your own religion is Godish abi?

Funny lad
Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f): 12:31pm On Jun 17
Legitiscool:
peace through strength

Trump admires Iran for going toe to toe with him

People like netanyahu and Israel na everyday he dey strip the weakling for public now

Una go war together you can't even take Israel along in negotiation let alone secure spoils for them

War goals in the mud
Exactly! Trump saw the strength and resilience of the Iranians and respected them for that. He entered the war without the complete information. Iranian leadership and their military strength were underestimated. The US can continue fighting and bombarding Iran, but at a huge cost. A cost Trump can see it not worth paying for - a cost that Americans and the world will pay. If they will change the regime, they have to invade Iran which will end up as a heavy defeat for the US because their soldiers will die for nothing. The best is to negotiate, which what he's doing now. But Israel and Netanyahu want the war to continue.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f):
mikeapollo:
And what is the outcome of Iran's preparation for the US-Israel confrontation? How many people in Israel and US were killed compared to what Iran has lost?
Not a single Israeli soldier or warplane was shot or killed
Lmaooooo... it seems you were not yet born when the war was hot earlier this year cheesy E say not a single Israeli soldier or warplane was shot or killed cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f): 12:15pm On Jun 17
I have said it many times that you can't mess with the Iranians. Those who thought they were goat herders should have learned a serious lesson by now, if your ego will allow. They've been preparing for US-Israel confrontation for decades and they are highly sophisticated and educated. Their global respect don rise by ten folds now. Who else can make Trump say rubbish about Israel and Netanyahu? Not even China or Russia can pull that off. grin

It's only an insane person will think a civilization that has survived and existed for more than 6000 years is a pushover.


EponObi:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy When I said that Trump will be embarrassed months ago, some uninformed folks went on mental gymnastics.

People don't know who the Persians are. They should read about their history. Persian civilization is more than 6,000 years old; no one stopped to think how or why they survived for that long. grin How old is America that Trump thinks the Iranians are pushover? grin grin

He initially thought it would be easy like how he picked Maduro in Venezuela. grin He assassinated their Supreme leader and thought the entire IRGC command will fall in line. grin E don clear for him eyes now that no amount of commanders he assassinates will crumble the Islamic regime.

Trump don see ojuju grin Na deal him dey beg for now. grin grin grin

Trump messed up the Iranian war badly. He also underestimated their military power and willpower.

I go see if I fit plaster some of the things I wrote about this war on this forum. If I say make I continue writing, I won't leave this page today grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by EponObi(f): 12:13pm On Jun 17
Trump don find new bride wey dey give am different styles in za other room grin. E come dey show the "iyale" shege banza cheesy cheesy cheesy

Who Nigerian Christians go support like this? grin

PoliticsRe: NDC Mandates Candidates To Sign Document Forcing Them To Resign If They Defect by EponObi(f): 8:39am On Jun 17
The Nigerian constitution overrides this. Waste of time.

Even Obi's aturu tribunal lawyers of 2023 will easily dismantle this in court.

Anyways, NDC doesn't have to worry about Obi. No need to make him sign any document. That one no go even smell the first "e" in elective cheesy cheesy cheesy

CelebritiesRe: 'Umu Bingo, Fowl' Davido Slams Reno Omokri Over Oyo Students Kidnap by EponObi(f): 7:56am On Jun 17
anonimi:
If someone has power and you need him to have your own way, is it smart or stupid to avoid him and be enemies with him?

You have not heard it said that:

E je ki a pe werey ni buoda ki o le je ki a ri ona koja?
Dey there and be doing mental gymnastics.

So part of calling the werey broda is endorsing the werey for a second term and rejigging your state structure to work for his reelection? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 'Umu Bingo, Fowl' Davido Slams Reno Omokri Over Oyo Students Kidnap by EponObi(f): 6:57am On Jun 17
anonimi:
What is the performance in calling out Reno for being a very useless person just like Tinubu huh

Do you expect him to not have governance differences with Tinubu despite being an elite? Should he not express such differences in public or what huh

His uncle does not have to be excellent in governance. It is enough that his uncle is better by far than the worst rogues Tinubu sent to destroy Osun in 2010.
Wake up and smell the coffee. They are all the same. No be Tinubu administration Reno dey work for? There is widespread insecurity that Davido has talk about on social media too. But his Uncle has officially declared for the same Tinubu. Why Davido no withdraw his support for his Uncle? Tinubu government is bad but you and your entire family members went to Aso Villa to dey beg for political favors.
CelebritiesRe: 'Umu Bingo, Fowl' Davido Slams Reno Omokri Over Oyo Students Kidnap by EponObi(f):
This Davido and media performances sha. grin grin grin

And the youths keep falling for it. He's part of the ruling class. His Uncle Adeleke, the Osun state governor has declared support for the APC and Tinubu, Davido no say pim.

And no be say his uncle is even excellent in governance. Yet, when campaign starts, the same Davido will wear slippers and party ankara to dance and gyrate the youths to vote for his uncle.

He went to Aso Villa with his family to beg for political favors and was just shining teeth at Tinubu like a teenage boy wey see him crush. He came out and started his social media performances again. grin If you think he is standing with the you/masses/youths, I have the world cup that CR7 won to sell to you. grin

Tinubu in his Yoruba mind be like, "wetin? shey dog bite you ni?" cheesy

SportsRe: Messi Makes History With Record-breaking World Cup Hat-trick Against Algeria by EponObi(f):
Any CR7 teammate wey dem born him papa well make he no pass to am today 😂

I just dey pity fans in the stadium wey go watch that Portugal match 😂😂😂

Any fan wey enter stadium without shield go too collect, 😂😂😂 Ronaldo go plaster people's face with shots of frustration 😂😂😂

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Commissions New Court Of Appeal Complex In Abuja by EponObi(f): 10:19am On Jun 16
esnbrutality:
Tinubu running away after 2027 result
Lmaooooo... Dey play! Your demagogue go see ojuju. cheesy

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Commissions New Court Of Appeal Complex In Abuja by EponObi(f): 9:45am On Jun 16
So na inside this fine building Obidients and their Agulu proprietress go cry "Eyes on the Judiciary" in 2027 shocked shocked shocked

SportsRe: Which World Cup Team Has The Best Jersey? by EponObi(f): 6:44am On Jun 16
In the history of World Cup, no jersey comes close to Nigeria home kit of 2018.

Na fact, no be speculation. Go and verify! cheesy

The designers need an award. What a piece of work.

2022, 2026, Super Eagles no allow our designers shine. Na view once client Nigeria be grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Lebanon's Attack Was Small, Didn't warrant A Retaliation - Trump Tells Israel by EponObi(f):
Trump to Israel: "Ki ni won fi kan ni sin, to be re so ni sunkun. Oda pele"

Trump to Lebanon: "Iwo na ma toja egbon e mon. Se oro pe ole damu abi?"

🤣🤣🤣

He come be like mother wey dey settle fight between two siblings 😂😂😂. He is so desperate to sign that peace deal.
PoliticsRe: I Support President Tinubu Because He Is From Osun State - Gov. Adeleke by EponObi(f): 4:53pm On Jun 13
But you supported Atiku in 2023?
CelebritiesRe: Kola Oyewo Dies At 80 by EponObi(f): 7:55am On Jun 13
Dang!

This one hit me hard.

RIP Baba.

Legendary. He left his footprint in the history of African and Nigerian theatre and arts.

We won't forget your iconic roles in Saworoide, Agogo Eewo, Oleku, Koseegbe etc.

What a life well lived!

Adieu baba!!!

PoliticsRe: I Cannot Know The Problems Of Nigeria Until I Become The President -Peter Obi (V by EponObi(f): 11:31pm On Jun 12
So you will travel to 3 states per month for 1 year as president? 😂😂😂😂

Obi ma pa mi nau 🤣

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