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NYSC › Re: Kogi NYSC Abduction: 11 Rescued As Search Continues For Remaining Corps Members by EponObi(f): 3:26pm On Aug 29
I'm loving the response of our security forces towards rescuing kidnapped victims of recent.

We need to add more components to our strategies - taking the fight to those kidnappers. By using human and technological intelligence, we should be eliminating their cells and networks before they can be able to strike.

Kudos, nonetheless.
Politics › Re: NDC Slams Tinubu's City Boys Movement Over Private Jets, 'Extravagant Lifestyle' by EponObi(f): 11:08am On Aug 29
Kulas:
Shame because of peanuts you are collecting and being hired to live on Nairaland for the sole purpose of attacking and overturning truth to defend this administration. Una keep on creating different monickers on Nairaland for this purpose.
What is the truth in the rubbish NDC posted?

Election or no election, Obi Cubana flies private jet. Wtf are you saying?

You people think this is 2023 when you gaslight people with childish rhetoric like this. You Obi, are you going to lie he doesn't fly private jet? So Obi is good when he flies one but others are evil when they do? Make it make sense.
Politics › Re: Omokri Challenges Atiku’s Tinubu 90-year-old Claim With 1996 Photo by EponObi(f): 10:31am On Aug 29
ade4real2016:
How much were you paid to defend this catastrophe that befell this vulnerable nationhuh...
"Tinubu is 90 years old" - that is the catastrophe abi?

Na by Tinubu is 90 una wan win the election? Oya na.
Politics › Re: NDC Slams Tinubu's City Boys Movement Over Private Jets, 'Extravagant Lifestyle' by EponObi(f): 10:25am On Aug 29
Shey Obi no dey travel with private jet?

Kwankwanso nko?

What of Atiku?

You people don't know what is doing you.

Abeg shey na like this una wan enter this election? Talking about irrelevant things? Shey na government fund they used to book the jet? Abi is it today that Obi Cubana started travelling by private jet?

Because they booked a private jet, that means they are evil? What kind of mentality is that?

Mtchew.
Politics › Re: Omokri Challenges Atiku’s Tinubu 90-year-old Claim With 1996 Photo by EponObi(f): 5:28am On Aug 29
UrVillageChief:
Your last paragraph is actually the scariest thing about this man called Tinubu. Like him or not, this is the first time we are having a selfless President. This is the first time in the history of Nigeria where a sitting President is doing positive but risky things that could jeopardize his reelection. This man has taken some really bold and crazy decisions that those before him would rather do only when they have nothing to lose. Most Presidents would do them only in their second term when they have nothing to lose again. This one is doing them without minding the noise and his reelection. This is a typical Yoruba man. A man with the balls of steel. They fought hard to make sure he didn’t get there in 2023 because they knew he would be uncontrollable. Man is scared of nothing! A real Presidential material!
Yea. It the reason I think he's coming with even bigger plans for his second term. He might fully restructure the country.
Politics › Re: Omokri Challenges Atiku’s Tinubu 90-year-old Claim With 1996 Photo by EponObi(f):
Atiku is really disappointing. He's only making himself look unserious to Nigerians. Perception matters.

You chased Tinubu's academic qualifications all the way to the USA during the 2023 election. You said he didn't go to CSU. All evidence pointed to you lying. You couldn't provide evidence that he forged his certificate. You couldn't prove your case in court.

You chased his forfeiture case to the FBI and US court. That ended up being effort in futility.

2026 came for another election cycle. You started off with same fake certificate and forfeiture nonsense. You couldn't provide evidence a second time. Two times, your effort ended in futility.

Now you've picked the most bogus and most stupid allegation of all - Tinubu is 90 years old. This is just too embarrassing. You've proven to have a track record of chasing shadows and this new one, not even a baby will believe it.


You are now projecting yourself as a loser even before the start of election.

Last kicks of a dying horse. You know 2027 is your last chance of contesting so you are just grabbing at anything.


The policies you even projected are too watery.

Wtf have you been doing in the last 3-4 years?

Ladies and gentlemen, there is no opposition in Nigeria. Atiku no serious. Obi, nothing to write home about.

I was kind of hoping 2027 will be interesting. This is disappointing.

Person wey be incumbent self no send una papa. On top of everything, he is saying electricity subsidy is going in 2027. He doesn't seem to be scared of reelection or scared of any of these opposition candidates. I won't be shocked if his during his inauguration in 2027, he announces regional government like he announced removal of fuel subsidy in 2023.

Atiku dey fall hands sha.
Family › Re: From First Wife To Sixth: Co-wives Unite For The Trending Challenge by EponObi(f): 6:41pm On Aug 28
First to sixth wife and all of you are young, within the same age bracket?

It's impossible.

Content, but trust people to fall for it.
Politics › Re: Modele Sarafa-Yusuf Resigns From The APC by EponObi(f): 5:29am On Aug 28
So if she had won Ogun APC governorship election, quitting wouldn't have even crossed her mind. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Shey you wan beat Yayi before ni?! grin

Many of these politicians need to learn a thing or two from Obafemi Hamzat.

Politics › Re: FG Inaugurates 100 Mass Transit Electric Buses For Civil Servants by EponObi(f): 3:47pm On Aug 27
How many buses the FG wan buy to cover all the states? Like Ben Murray-Bruce said, these are the jobs of the state governors. We really need regional government.

Majority of the state governors are too useless. Zero initiatives. Na to just dey pay salaries. Mtchew.

They receive way more money now since the fuel subsidy was removed, but they still don't make any impact with the funds. But I no blame them sha. Na Nigerians be the problem. When be say if road that leads to their gates is bad, na FG and Tinubu dem go dey drag.

Since 2023, I've never seen citizens of a state complain, protest about their one of these useless state governors. Everything na FG and Tinubu.


We have too many adults. Scratch that. We have too many old men and women that are close to their graves that don't have basic understanding of governance in Nigeria and the responsibilities of the FG, their state governors, and LG chairmen to them.

Youths who claim to the educated with zero understanding of this too.

We definitely got our orientation wrong somewhere.
Politics › Re: Hausa People Pillars Of Nigeria’s Progress – Peter Obi by EponObi(f): 8:35am On Aug 27
Obi no go kill person 🤣🤣🤣

I bet he didn't know there was anything like Hausa Day until the president celebrated the Hausas yesterday 🤣🤣🤣🤣

His minors who abused Tinubu yesterday and said all kind of nonsense that he's patronizing the North, what will they say about this? 😂😂😂

You can't force genuine love. If e didn't dey e didn't dey. 😂😂😂

Always steps behind 😂

You see how disgusting and irritating it is that Chidimma Adetshina is forcing herself on South Africa? Obi's case is like that. He dey form besties with people wey no rate am 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If you like post epistles on Kanuri Day, shi shi vote no dey for you in Arewa 😂😂😂

Politics › Re: Removal Of 50 Peter Obi Banners In Surulere, Lagos (Video) by EponObi(f): 7:41am On Aug 27
Always crying victim.

Have you found out if NDC complied with LASG advert placement rules before crying wolf? Abi you think you can just place billboards anyhow on the state's infrastructure?

I know LASG will respond and we will get to know you people were at fault.
Sports › Re: NFF President Gusau, Other Board Members Resign by EponObi(f): 7:35am On Aug 27
Shedrack777:
Instead of them being sacked, the fg decided to give them a soft landing of resigning rather. What a corrupt government?
You need understanding before commenting.

Forcing them to resign is the best way to go. If the FG sack them, FiFA will sanction Nigeria football for interfering in the activities of NFF. It was why initially this board first ran to FiFA to report the FG for meddling. Now that EFCC is probing them, the FG isn't breaking any FIFA rule. The investigation was enough to make the resign on their own.
Politics › Re: As A Governor, My Cook Was Killing One Cow Everyday & Told Him Stop! — Peter Obi by EponObi(f): 5:33am On Aug 25
God!! Make 2027 come quick jare. I can't wait for this clueless grass cutter to leave the national scene.

Zero intellect.

Na 50 people go chop one cow?

Kill one cow everyday? E be like say na one underground dem they bring the cow enter to kill, that's why you didn't know one cow is being killed every single day where you reside.


For someone who claims to be frugal and manages resources well, how is your government house kitchen budget funding one cow per day and you didn't detect it until they told you they are cooking one cow per day under your nose.

People in attendance are just laughing because he's entertaining them. Presidential candidate don turn Ali Baba.

You will never see Atiku talk like this, talk less of Tinubu. You claim to be a presidential candidate and your thoughts, thinking process and speech doesn't reflect anything presidential. I can't even imagine Soludo, Peter Mbah or Otti talking like this. Market-to-market trader with market-to-market jam talk.

He even said the cook should be cooking for only him. Your wife and children nko? Your domestic staff nko? So much inconsistency. Anyways, that's expected when you think cho cho cho will lead your to Aso Villa.

Mtchew. Like the poster above said, he's too pedestrian.

Politics › Re: Bebeji LG, Kano Chooses Tinubu Over Obi (Video) by EponObi(f): 4:00pm On Aug 24
AustineE1:
Oh out of 44 LG areas,one with rented crowd rejected Peter Obi but rather it could have been better to say they rejected kwankwaso because Peter Obi never didn't win that LG in the last elections....anything to make Tinubu happy is allowed, while the spin doctors are cashing out.
Rest! Nothing dey for Obi in the north.

Na only people wey come una campaign no be rented. Delulu!

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Chair Africa Minerals Summit In New York by EponObi(f): 8:59am On Aug 24
Basicend:
On records, President Tinubu has only visited the USA once since he became president. That was for UNGA (United Nations General Assembly) in 2023.
He was in Los Angeles last year. Your record is broken.

https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-leaves-japan-for-brazil-to-stop-over-in-los-angeles/

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Chair Africa Minerals Summit In New York by EponObi(f): 8:49am On Aug 24
kingbee90:
Tinubu can never set his foot in the U.S.
Not after his ugly past as a dru9 seller is about catching up with him.
Trump go pick am up ASAP.
Lmaoooo. Keep wasting energy marinating in your delusion. It's allowed. grin grin grin grin

Anyways, if old men like Atiku can be chasing shadows and burying their heads in the sand, who be you? cheesy cheesy cheesy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywd4wOga4c

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Explains What He'll Do In The First 2 Years Of His Second Term by EponObi(f):
Q: What would you do in the first two years of your second term?

THE CLUELESS GRASS CUTTER: "Thank you very much for that question, Seun, Seun, Seun, it's not rocket science. It's failure of leadership. There are only three countries in the world that hit the ground running in two years. Vietnam, Indonesia, Egypt. As of now oo, I don't know if there will be more tomorrow. But today, there are only three. Seun, Seun, let me get there first. I'm telling you. It's not rocket science. Seun, Seun, the first two year, I will visit all the local governments in Nigeria to know their problem. I will visit all the schools in Nigeria too. Seun, Seun, Seun, when last did our leaders visit our schools? I will enter the bush and cut the grass. Are the bushes not in Nigeria? Hummm... Seun, Seun, the kidnappers must come out. Seun, it's either I'm in control or they are in control."

grin grin grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Yari Accepts Appointment As DG Of The APC Presidential Campaign Council by EponObi(f):
Meanwhile, someone has Peter Randy, Mama Pee, Tanko, Esther Onifoto, Hushmummy as leaders of his campaign committee. And he think he can defeat this team? grin grin grin

Obi is too funny tbh. And he wants to be president. Lol. I don't even think there is synergy between Obi and NDC. grin grin grin

Very anyhow guy. There's absolutely no sign that he's preparing for the election. VDM talked about it but because of sentiment, his obidient were abusing him. Your proprietress no serious at all.

Even if na state governorship he wan contest, his preparation is too shallow.

36 states plus FCT with 774 LGs... serious ground to cover. He thinks winning the presidency is moi moi. Later he will claim he was rigged. It's no surprise no titan in the private sector takes him serious.

Politics › Re: Update On Tinubu’s Forfeiture- Von Batten by EponObi(f): 6:11pm On Aug 23
seunmsg:
So, this is the latest you can come up with on 23rd of August, 2026. Last week, you told us we are finally getting the big deal on 21st August. Today is 23rd and the latest you can give us is that Tinubu filed a motion on October 23, 2023 and that's why you can't deliver. As in, shame no even catch you to post this rubbish?

When David Hundeyin was handling this brief for Atiku in 2022/23, he still gave us more content no matter how useless it turned out than this. This Ibo lobbyist with Dutch name for disguise is just a big scam. So much noise and empty output. Mtcheew.
You get. David Hundeyin put ginger. Everywhere soft. Not a single boring moment. He drove the narrative excellently. You go think say na action film we dey watch. Steeze and motion na water that time cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

This new ones are too boring. Nothing exciting about them. grin grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Update On Tinubu’s Forfeiture- Von Batten by EponObi(f): 5:43pm On Aug 23
Lol... As expected. 😂

The gbantueyo lobbyist lawyer don dey give excuse why Atiku set money on fire. Mind you, he's only doing this to continue leading Alhaji Mikano on, so he can continue gaining access to the ATM 🤣🤣🤣

Una go explain tire. Go and ask David Hundeyin what's up 😂😂😂

Na beer parlour updates una go dey give enter election tribunal next year. Aminda sabi how e dey go. All mouth, all year round; 17k out of 1M votes. All mouth, zero motion 😂😂😂

Omo, people just dey ganusi. Shey me too no go become lobbyist abi investigative lawyer like this? 🤔


EponObi:
As expected, dem done find new narrative 🤣🤣🤣

So predictable 😂😂

Before they were joyous. One imaginary judge will release some imaginary files on blah blah deadline, so they bragged. Deadline came, nothing, nada, zilch! Immediately they formed a new narrative to continue making themselves happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na so they will keep going round and round until after the election. Tinubu juju man do this one 🤣🤣🤣

This Mike guy go cashout like that gbantueyo lobbyist lawyer wey be reigning atenu to Atiku purse 😂😂😂

Politics › Re: VDM Should Apologize To Randy Peters And Peter Obi by EponObi(f): 1:49pm On Aug 23
You people love wasting energy on irrelevant things. What is importance of his apology?

Make una continue, give him the attention and fall into his trap. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Politics › Re: 2027: Obidient Movement Denies Sending Emissaries To Atiku To Step Down For Obi by EponObi(f): 10:22am On Aug 22
Him Tu Lie!!!

Oba Lamba I

Linus Agulutus

grin

So it took The Clueless Grass Cutter one week before denying it? cheesy cheesy cheesy Dem don dey think wetin dem go say to counter the allegation; but as capacity no dey, dem resort to this watery statement grin

Na so him deny the Yes Daddy audio before Oyedepo said the conversation is authentic.

Believe Oba Lamba at your peril grin grin grin

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Announces Sen Abdulaziz Yari As The DG Of Reelection Campaign by EponObi(f): 9:46am On Aug 22
Penguin2:
The losing team 🤓
These ones just like posting whatever pops in their mind just to make us know they still exist. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu 110% Correct In Everything He Said About Nigeria -dele Farotimi by EponObi(f): 8:20am On Aug 22
Dem don dey misyarn again.

So far na Obi him dey support, no problem. Na with their own mouth they will destroy their own chance. In fact, as it stands Tinubu doesn't have to campaign. If I am Tinubu, I will just make sure Obi get crazy amount of airtime on Nigeria media space and import truckloads of microphone for him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Politics › Re: Why The FBI Is Still Locking Down The Tinubu Files After 33 Years by EponObi(f):
As expected, dem done find new narrative 🤣🤣🤣

So predictable 😂😂

Before they were joyous. One imaginary judge will release some imaginary files on blah blah deadline, so they bragged. Deadline came, nothing, nada, zilch! Immediately they formed a new narrative to continue making themselves happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na so they will keep going round and round until after the election. Tinubu juju man do this one 🤣🤣🤣

This Mike guy go cashout like that gbantueyo lobbyist lawyer wey be reigning atenu to Atiku purse 😂😂😂


EponObi:
Lmaooooo... Na so you find new narratives until the election next year.

He suppose go call Trump for the election tribunal too.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Done What Others Failed To Do For South South — Patience Jonathan by EponObi(f):
Any small thing, they will say the election is between APC and Nigerians. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In their own delusional mind, Nigerians are only them who want to vote The Clueless Grass Cutter 😂😂😂

Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Done What Others Failed To Do For South South — Patience Jonathan by EponObi(f):
Peter Obi Has Done What Others Failed To Do To South South — Patience Jonathan 🤣🤣🤣

The yaro presidential candidate saying that coastal road is a waste is what will bite him in the SS. How can a right thinking person say the most significant federal project coming to a region in history is a waste? Get political advisors, get a strong policy team you say no. You dey form one man mopol with content creators you gather join body. Now, you don misyarn 😂😂😂

I don't know how a presidential candidate will have no team around policy, public relations, and campaign. 😂😂😂 Even SUG presidential candidates in universities create teams for their campaigns. Omo, I never see this kain thing before 😂😂😂😂

YARO!!! 🤣

Politics › Re: Update On Tinubu’s Forfeiture by EponObi(f): 6:21pm On Aug 21
Only one thing is certain about this aimless journey - That lawyer go chop wetin no good for Atiku hand. grin

Cashout season! cheesy Customer dada ni grin

Politics › Re: Esther Okereke: I Will Give 25,000MW Power In 100 Days - NRM Candidate by EponObi(f): 12:54pm On Aug 21
This one wan dey move like Obi. This one na apprentice in fooling. Four more years and Obi go do freedom for am 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NRM and NDC sound the same if you dig am 😂😂😂

Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Visits Wike, Presents His Certificate Of Return To FCT Minister by EponObi(f): 10:43am On Aug 21
creativejagaban:
Lets wait if Adeleke will present his certificate to Peter Obi grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Tinubu till 2031.
E go present oooo. E no go present ke, after all the trouble Obi went through writing that X post? grin grin grin grin

Dem no even use side eye look am. grin grin grin grin Obi na boy!
Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Visits Wike, Presents His Certificate Of Return To FCT Minister by EponObi(f): 10:37am On Aug 21
OGOLMEKZ95:
Obi will defeat Tinubu coming election, if you like, wail till eternity.
Defeat Atiku first before asking them to bring Tinubu grin

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