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See how dem use baggy pant and trench coat to hide/suppress the bulk of his muscle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 10/10 job! Dope movie makeup and great selection of wardrobe. |
DSS: "Ok, we don hear. Wetin you wan make we do now?" Ex-DSS Officer: "Accept me back" DSS: "Leemaaoooo... Oga, you will do jail" ![]()
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Make Oloba Madi Kanu show use wetin dey sup for Sokoto too na 🥺🥺
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Lmaooooo... Na lie! No worry. After the election, a lot will be exposed. 😂😂😂 The kain kasala wey go burst in obidents camp will be one in a century. From Aisha Yesufu, Jack, Serah, Theo and his gang in the NDC.... It will be a blockbuster. Father and daughter kee you there. How can a right thinking person wey wan lead the country go from Serah to these clowns? 😂😂😂
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Lmaoooooo... "See what someone is celebrating" Una forget say your clueless grass cutter built worse. Him na even presidential candidate. He iron him black mourning cloth, flew plane from the South to the North, then took dozens of Sheikhs and national TV stations to the "ofisia launsh" 😂😂😂
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Peter Obi reading this right now...
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Igbophobia:Not even Sardauna Ahmadu Bello can help him get 200k votes in Kano. |
This dude is just wasting his time. If you like learn to speak Yoruba more than Oduduwa, Orunmila, Esu lalu, Osun, Alaafin, Ooni, and every Yoruba deity, you can't become Lagos governor. You left too much unpalatable, disgusting, hateful posts and opinions about the Yorubas online. It's too much and can't be ignored. How can you say you will protect Lagos culture, but you were caught pants down calling the same people an historical political and ethnic slur word?a Your digital footprints clearly showed you hate the very people you want to govern. That aside, you have zero achievement in the public and private sector. You have no career that can be used to judge your capacity and competence. Remove MIT from your CV and you have nothing going for you, but you want to be handed the keys to the most advanced state in Nigeria? A state ranked against countries and is the fifth largest economy in Africa? You must be joking. I'd rather Doherty become Lagos governor than you. Doherty has career histories that proved he's capable of driving Lagos state. In the article, he said the APC uses a method of distraction. Lol... Na APC make you write all the nonsense you wrote about the Yorubas on your social media accounts? Na them make you no learn to speak Yoruba in the past 4 years? Na them make you follow igbotic tribalistic account on X? You put yourself in a mess but place the blame on others. Did you see Lagosians going against the candidacy of Doherty? Did you see the Yorubas campaigning against him? Even the consensus among the people voting for Hamzat next year is that Doherty is competent and is the second best candidate on the ballot. Your mama na Igbo, your papa na Yoruba, your family's root is in Lagos, you've lived most of your life in Lagos but you can't speak Yoruba; whereas you speak Igbo fluently. Make it make sense. Oga, you don't love and rate Lagos culture. And you can't protect what you don't love. |
Obidients no go believe their eyes ![]() Na Rev. Damoche I kuku dey call am before ![]() I have lost count the number of times obidients and their Agulu bush man have been rolled like dice and dribbled from right to left ![]() The Soviet Union no go believe say the most perfect specimen of "Useful Idiots" could exist 35 years after the Cold War ![]() Their control button big pass their head ![]()
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ATR-42 is not an helicopter. It's a passenger plane that can carry up to 50 people. I hope the pilot did a great crash landing and they are safe. Fingers crossed. Those of you dunking on the NAF; this is not the dunk you think it is. Airplanes are machines and they are not beyond failure, no matter how well they are maintained. The US crashes military planes and jets almost every week. When last did the NAF lose a plane or jet? This ATR-42 plane crashing doesn't mean the NAF or the aviation minister are incompetent. If you can't pray for the successful recuse of the passengers, just move along. I wonder when Nigerians will learn to respect our service men and women.
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E be like say Traore don renew PR subscriptions across Africa. These Burkina vuvuzelas went silent for months, now they are back to make noise again. If devil wan punish you, you go fall for their propaganda and migrate to Burkina Faso. Your eyes go see back of your head. The whole of Burkina Faso can't stand beside Gombe state. The funny thing is people will watch this video abi na documentary and still fall for it. This "vuvuzela for sale" had the chance to film the best locations in Ouaga - Burkina capital, got to cut out, rejoin, edit and re-edit, add colourings and flavour 😂, and this is the best he could produce. Ivory Coast and Ghana, even Benin Republic get level pass Burkina Faso, but some people here in Nigeria will want you to believe Burkina is better than Nigeria. 😂 Those who fell for Traore's BS, go and watch some of them on Tiktok and check how they live. People living in villages here live better than them. 😂 If you be Traore fan, you don't need to quote me. Just move to Burkina Faso 😂 Put your money where your mouth is. Naso a few years ago, some enemies of Nigeria started propagating that Ghana is better than Nigeria. 🤣🤣🤣 Till this day, dem no sabi road to the same Ghana 😂 You know the funniest thing? 😂😂😂 You no go ever see the real Burkinabès making videos like to promote their country; not on X, or Facebook, or Instagram or Tiktok. Na outsiders especially Nigerian "creators for hire" from a certain place dey always produce and push content like this. 😂
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No political test can be greater than the one he faced in 2023. That was his weakest moment; when wolves, sharks and hyenas both in his political family and opposition encircled him to draw blood and finish him off politically. The opposition failed to take him down, but it's now they think they can defeat him when he has all the power and systems firing on all cylinders. They should keep day dreaming. Some opportunities comes but once. |
UrVillageChief:While at it, extend your trouble catchment area to China, Russia, and the entire Oceanic continent. |
Streetinvestor2:Lmaooo... I knew one neophyte will ask about GEJ. 😂😂😂 You only buttressed my point. One, Tinubu is not a weak president and politician like GEJ. Two, GEJ even though was very weak got block votes all over the country. Don't ask Tinubu where he will get block votes from. Instead, ask your Agulu man and Alhaji Mikano where they will get enough votes to drag the election into rerun. You should rather be bothered about your candidate. The election is Tinubu's to lose - I just hope you understand this statement. |
CHRISSANCHEZ:UAE and Qatar orchestrated this using a brand from their own country? Lmaoooo... You know little about espionage and operations of terror networks. |
Botragelad:UAE is in trouble? Who will put them in trouble? Na them employ the pilot? You are ignorant and spewing nonsense with confidence. In a situation like this, UAE security agencies will investigate flydubai. Every company official that overlooked the security risk will be arrested and investigated too. The perpetrator will be investigated too to know his motive and terror network. Flydubai will suffer damage to their brand. The company herself will sack everyone complicit in the issue; some may be sued. The mess is UAE's and they will take care of it themselves. If they are gracious enough, they will share their findings with the USA and Israel. |
Wealthyonos:Na obidient this boy be ooo! Lmaooooo... The police should leave a suspected murder case unresolved because of one imaginary spirit? ![]() A new Nigeria is Possible indeed!
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😂😂😂😂 obidents! He posted this not knowing he's promoting Tinubu. Many of you work for Tinubu and APC but don't know. Or maybe you didn't read the content of what you posted and only ran with the headline. According to the article: - Election is three months away - Tinubu is unpopular - Tinubu isn't bothered about re-election - "Tinubu's cool is surprising" - Insecurity, economic hardship despite investors praising the reforms - Opponents more popular "and the president should be quaking in his suede loafers. That he is not says less about him and more about Nigeria’s complicated electoral dynamics." If The Economist is saying from what they've observed and analysed, the president should be shivering right now but they are surprised he remained cool, then the opposition should be afraid. You just validated Tinubu's confidence in the next election while trying to trash him. Lol... This not the propaganda material you think it is. 😂 |
naptu2:Na the people wey dey do "hummm hummm" dey muse me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like Obi is cuming dey always muse me 😂😂😂
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You are asking a sitting president where his block votes will come from? It's futility engaging with many of you on this forum. Secondary school students think better than a lot of you. Someone even said he will come a distant third. There's no need for argument. It's less than four months away. |
Everyday, the universe keep destroying the veil of pretense and hypocrisy Obi is using to decieve Nigerians. For someone who claims to be of moral upstanding, a messiah, free of corruption, his behaviors and moves prove contrary. Let's even assume that the FG is oppressing El-Rufai and they are lying against him, what of the NSA phone tapping he admitted by himself on national TV? That alone is enough to dissociate yourself from him. If Obi is president, is he saying he will be okay with a private citizen and a former governor tapping phone calls in Aso Villa? What about the ethnic cleansing undertone? How does he want the people of the middle belt to react to the fact that he is cozing up to and associating with the mastermind of many ethnic attacks in southern Kaduna? Peace returned to S/Kaduna after El-Rufai left office; the defense minister has said categorically and without mincing words that El-Rufai was behind the many attacks in S/Kaduna. That's the same man you called his family to check up on. His followers are calling it empathy. Empathy? Empathy for someone who admitted to compromising national security (a treasonable offence)? Empathy for someone who carried out jihad in the state he governed and oppressed the minority groups? Empathy for someone accused of fraud and embezzlement? Only you will go to Benue, Plateau states to visit victims of violent attacks. The same you will set camp with the person widely accused of masterminding many of these attacks. Flip flopping like his fuel subsidy policy. All for what? For votes that can't carry you pass the Niger bridge? That was how he associated with the likes of Dino Melaye in ADC when he thought he will be given free ticket. Now, na Fulani and sharia supremacist be him VP; he is dining with Barber Chair Lawal - a fellow grass cutter - in NDC; he is forming alliance with the corrupt NDC leadership who sold party tickets to the highest bidder while undercutting his own followers. But, yeah! Obi is different from other politicians. Lol.
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If we talk say Peter Mbah is the best governor in SE, they will argue. Person wey dem suppose send their principal to, to go do nwa boy for 20 years 😂😂😂 Congratulations to Enuguans! Beer don dey berekete !!! Beer na water!!! Dey jolly jooor
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Obidients no go kill me. See the road a former governor who ruled for 8 years is using as achievement. This is a road a former LG chairman should be celebrating and using as achievement. In fact, there are currently LG chairmen in Nigeria that do better than this. The road wey Sabinus (a private citizen) built in Port Harcourt is way better than this. Na this trash Obi built but he had the boldness to go to Benin road that was being constructed for photo ops? Na this nonsense be him achievement but he had the temerity to say rubbish about the coastal road? Na the photo of him rolling his sleeve that is killing me ![]() Omo! This Obi is even worse than I thought all these years. They definitely searched and searched for road projects he did but couldn't find anything suitable for "A New Nigeria is POssible". They just picked this one to showcase something. Omo! Na real Omo!!! Achievement of a former governor in 2026? Shamelessness in one photo I don't think a former governor in Burundi will go this low No wonder he used photo of a Lagos skyscraper as cover design on his 2023 manifesto because he has nothing of his own work worth using.EDIT: I went back to view the road again. I keep opening my mouth. Walahi, Obi and his obidients no rate Nigerians. WTF is this? When no be say na councilorship you wan contest. Egbami! ![]()
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E remain ADC/Atiku to give out beans. APC/Tulumbu dey steadily supply agbado Obi and NDC don dey give palm oil. Make Atiku give beans, for electorates to cook palm oil based beans and agbado. Sowore fit give pepper and ata rodo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Under fire from Obidients? ![]() Nah! Umahi is chill like a cucumber. Those ones are paper tigers. Dem no know pass to dey bark. ![]() Their ring leaders shouted "rig and d!e" but na like toilet tissue and bottom of amala pot dem throw way dem in their party primary ![]()
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I support their decision. How someone like Barber Chair Lawal go be regional leader of any serious party? Person wey una suppose give the role of arranging and cleaning chairs before and after party meetings Or make una give am role of cutting grass around party secretariats. ![]() BTW, between Barber Chair Lawal and Obi, I no know; abeg who sabi cut grass pass? Obidients go say na Obi, and I concur Obi wey crawl so Barber Chair can fly ![]()
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If the British colonials saved money in the bank, Onikan stadium won't have existed. If Sanwo Olu saved money in the bank, the stadium won't have been reconstructed and renovated in 2019. But the man who said infrastructure doesn't drive development and who kept state money in an affiliated bank instead developing Anambra is here shining teeth. In Lagos, not in the Anambra that he governed. But he wants to govern Nigeria. Peter Mbah, Otti, Soludo who came decades after he governed are there in the SE running their states through visionary and developmental strides but some people will convince us that Obi is the best thing to come out of the SE. If all the governors in the SE kept saving money in the bank instead of using it to develop their states, abeg how will SE look like today? You no get vision or idea to build but you fit enter and use infrastructure that others built. "Look at the USA." Call the very nation you want to govern a disgraced country but you no build shi shi as governor. Funny, shameless, clueless, WAYO man! Mind you, Onikan stadium was first built in 1930. That's 96 years ago. Five distinct generations have used it and it's still standing. Visionary developments and infrastructures stands the test of time in any society. Can someone name ONE (JUST ONE) particular legacy infrastructure Obi left in Anambra that is still being used today - 12 years since he finished his tenure? I was watching Lioness Season Three a few days ago. I saw the sky view of Washington DC in one of the episode; skyscrappers, roads, bridges etc all captured in a single frame. I was mentally calculating how much was invested in that land view alone - I was stunned. But here in Nigeria, one Obi who has zero record of legacy development wants to rule a third world country. In his tiny, microscopic mind, Washington DC infrastructures were products of faux zero debts and monies saved since 1799 in JP Morgan Chase.
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igienepo:Dangote refinery was world standard from the moment the first sand was used to sandfill the land. Say another thing. A refinery exporting product to Asia, Europe, America, African countries, that is currently doing it's IPO, and has ongoing plans to build another refinery in Kenya and has plans to expand the one here to become the largest in the world is world standard by all standard. |
Incognito403:There's no need for sentiment. It's simple math. Why not explain how Hashim's plan go work with facts and figures? What mechanism will he put in place to prevent subsidy corruption? |
ElSudani:Dem silly gan. They also think Dangote Refinery only refines what we consume here in Nigeria. Dangote exports PMS, agro, petrochemicals all over the world. So is he saying we will subsidize the raw material for Dangote Refinery for the company to sell at international market price in other African nations, Asia, Europe, and America? Or what happens if Dangote says he can't sell PMS in Nigeria at negotiated price because his production cost has increased? Na so those local refineries and the corrupt entities at NNPC and in their presidency go fleece the nations again like our importers. |