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TV/Movies › Re: Dwayne Johnson Looks Unrecognizable As An Elderly Man In New Film Lizard Music by EponObi(f): 3:46pm On Oct 21
See how dem use baggy pant and trench coat to hide/suppress the bulk of his muscle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

10/10 job! Dope movie makeup and great selection of wardrobe.
Politics › Re: I'm Sorry For Leaking Official Matters, Ex-dss Officer Begs DG, Colleagues by EponObi(f): 3:29pm On Oct 21
DSS: "Ok, we don hear. Wetin you wan make we do now?"

Ex-DSS Officer: "Accept me back"

DSS: "Leemaaoooo... Oga, you will do jail" grin grin grin

Travel › Re: Kuje Has Changed Inside Kuje Abuja by EponObi(f): 7:59pm On Oct 20
Make Oloba Madi Kanu show use wetin dey sup for Sokoto too na 🥺🥺

Politics › Re: "Serah Ibrahim Is My Daughter. How Can Father Fight With Daughter?" - Peter Obi by EponObi(f):
Lmaooooo... Na lie!

No worry. After the election, a lot will be exposed. 😂😂😂

The kain kasala wey go burst in obidents camp will be one in a century.

From Aisha Yesufu, Jack, Serah, Theo and his gang in the NDC.... It will be a blockbuster.

Father and daughter kee you there.

How can a right thinking person wey wan lead the country go from Serah to these clowns? 😂😂😂



Politics › Re: Segun Showunmi Restores Water Supply At FCT IDP Camp by EponObi(f): 8:32am On Oct 12
Lmaoooooo...

"See what someone is celebrating"

Una forget say your clueless grass cutter built worse. Him na even presidential candidate. He iron him black mourning cloth, flew plane from the South to the North, then took dozens of Sheikhs and national TV stations to the "ofisia launsh" 😂😂😂

Politics › Re: Segun Showunmi Restores Water Supply At FCT IDP Camp by EponObi(f): 8:26am On Oct 12
Peter Obi reading this right now...

Politics › Re: 2027: INEC Excludes NDC From Kano Governorship Race by EponObi(f): 8:05am On Oct 11
Igbophobia:
They're fighting Obi by targeting Kwankwaso's one million votes. Let's see how it will end.
Not even Sardauna Ahmadu Bello can help him get 200k votes in Kano.
Politics › Re: I Don’t Need To Speak Perfect Yoruba To Protect Lagos Culture – Rhodes-Vivour by EponObi(f):
This dude is just wasting his time.

If you like learn to speak Yoruba more than Oduduwa, Orunmila, Esu lalu, Osun, Alaafin, Ooni, and every Yoruba deity, you can't become Lagos governor.

You left too much unpalatable, disgusting, hateful posts and opinions about the Yorubas online. It's too much and can't be ignored. How can you say you will protect Lagos culture, but you were caught pants down calling the same people an historical political and ethnic slur word?a Your digital footprints clearly showed you hate the very people you want to govern.

That aside, you have zero achievement in the public and private sector. You have no career that can be used to judge your capacity and competence. Remove MIT from your CV and you have nothing going for you, but you want to be handed the keys to the most advanced state in Nigeria? A state ranked against countries and is the fifth largest economy in Africa? You must be joking.


I'd rather Doherty become Lagos governor than you. Doherty has career histories that proved he's capable of driving Lagos state.

In the article, he said the APC uses a method of distraction. Lol... Na APC make you write all the nonsense you wrote about the Yorubas on your social media accounts? Na them make you no learn to speak Yoruba in the past 4 years? Na them make you follow igbotic tribalistic account on X? You put yourself in a mess but place the blame on others.

Did you see Lagosians going against the candidacy of Doherty? Did you see the Yorubas campaigning against him?

Even the consensus among the people voting for Hamzat next year is that Doherty is competent and is the second best candidate on the ballot.


Your mama na Igbo, your papa na Yoruba, your family's root is in Lagos, you've lived most of your life in Lagos but you can't speak Yoruba; whereas you speak Igbo fluently. Make it make sense. Oga, you don't love and rate Lagos culture. And you can't protect what you don't love.
Politics › Re: Evil Planted Against Tinubu's Government Uprooted - Rev. Danchomo by EponObi(f): 6:03pm On Oct 05
Obidients no go believe their eyes grin grin grin grin

Na Rev. Damoche I kuku dey call am before cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I have lost count the number of times obidients and their Agulu bush man have been rolled like dice and dribbled from right to left cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

The Soviet Union no go believe say the most perfect specimen of "Useful Idiots" could exist 35 years after the Cold War grin grin grin grin grin

Their control button big pass their head cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Travel › Re: 32 Persons Were On Board Crashed Aircraft In Ondo - NAF Confirms Ownership by EponObi(f): 3:14pm On Oct 05
ATR-42 is not an helicopter. It's a passenger plane that can carry up to 50 people.

I hope the pilot did a great crash landing and they are safe. Fingers crossed.

Those of you dunking on the NAF; this is not the dunk you think it is. Airplanes are machines and they are not beyond failure, no matter how well they are maintained. The US crashes military planes and jets almost every week. When last did the NAF lose a plane or jet?

This ATR-42 plane crashing doesn't mean the NAF or the aviation minister are incompetent.

If you can't pray for the successful recuse of the passengers, just move along.

I wonder when Nigerians will learn to respect our service men and women.

Travel › Re: First Day Inside The Streets Of Burkina Faso Ruled By Military (video) by EponObi(f):
E be like say Traore don renew PR subscriptions across Africa.

These Burkina vuvuzelas went silent for months, now they are back to make noise again.

If devil wan punish you, you go fall for their propaganda and migrate to Burkina Faso. Your eyes go see back of your head.

The whole of Burkina Faso can't stand beside Gombe state.

The funny thing is people will watch this video abi na documentary and still fall for it. This "vuvuzela for sale" had the chance to film the best locations in Ouaga - Burkina capital, got to cut out, rejoin, edit and re-edit, add colourings and flavour 😂, and this is the best he could produce. Ivory Coast and Ghana, even Benin Republic get level pass Burkina Faso, but some people here in Nigeria will want you to believe Burkina is better than Nigeria. 😂


Those who fell for Traore's BS, go and watch some of them on Tiktok and check how they live. People living in villages here live better than them. 😂

If you be Traore fan, you don't need to quote me. Just move to Burkina Faso 😂 Put your money where your mouth is.

Naso a few years ago, some enemies of Nigeria started propagating that Ghana is better than Nigeria. 🤣🤣🤣 Till this day, dem no sabi road to the same Ghana 😂

You know the funniest thing? 😂😂😂 You no go ever see the real Burkinabès making videos like to promote their country; not on X, or Facebook, or Instagram or Tiktok. Na outsiders especially Nigerian "creators for hire" from a certain place dey always produce and push content like this. 😂

Politics › Re: Why Tinubu Could Face His Toughest Political Test In 2027 by EponObi(f): 7:17pm On Oct 03
No political test can be greater than the one he faced in 2023.

That was his weakest moment; when wolves, sharks and hyenas both in his political family and opposition encircled him to draw blood and finish him off politically. The opposition failed to take him down, but it's now they think they can defeat him when he has all the power and systems firing on all cylinders. They should keep day dreaming.

Some opportunities comes but once.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamam Al Hammami: Suspect In Flydubai Incident Was Identified As Security Risk by EponObi(f): 4:28pm On Oct 03
UrVillageChief:
Both the UAE, flydubai and even the whole Muslim community around the world are actually in big mess. Do you even know what birthed the establishment of the strict enforcement of biometric data collection in Nigeria? Yes, do you know why the Buhari’s government was forced to create it? Go and do your research on this.
Henceforth, the UAE will be viewed differently as a security risk country that others must be wary of. If a terrorist without one single piloting education or license could rise through ranks to become a country’s pilot, which serious country will take such a nation seriously? The UAE failed woefully in this regard.
Who cleared him to fly the plane. Who gave him the license? Anything coming from the UAE into sane countries would be looked with serious concern and apprehension henceforth.
As for the Muslims, people are now calling for the ban of Muslim pilots from manning civilian aircraft henceforth and will you say they don’t have a valid argument here? If the animal had succeeded, by now, the world would have been thrown into confusion and grief. I’m sure many of the terrorists’ sympathizers here would have been claiming Israel was behind the killing.
These people have shown times without number that no matter how educated or exposed they are, their religion always get the best of them. As such, they must be banned from ever manning delicate positions and equipment.
Do you also now see why countries like Iran must never have nukes? They can wake up one morning and decide it’s time to go meet their promised 72 virgins,
While at it, extend your trouble catchment area to China, Russia, and the entire Oceanic continent.
Politics › Re: Tinubu and 2027: Where Exactly Are the Block Votes Coming From? by EponObi(f): 10:33am On Oct 03
Streetinvestor2:
What was gej.Was he dead president when he lost
Lmaooo... I knew one neophyte will ask about GEJ. 😂😂😂

You only buttressed my point.

One, Tinubu is not a weak president and politician like GEJ.

Two, GEJ even though was very weak got block votes all over the country.

Don't ask Tinubu where he will get block votes from. Instead, ask your Agulu man and Alhaji Mikano where they will get enough votes to drag the election into rerun. You should rather be bothered about your candidate. The election is Tinubu's to lose - I just hope you understand this statement.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamam Al Hammami: Suspect In Flydubai Incident Was Identified As Security Risk by EponObi(f): 10:18am On Oct 03
CHRISSANCHEZ:
UAE and Qatar always pretend but behind the scene, the orchestrate alot.


Only time will tell...
UAE and Qatar orchestrated this using a brand from their own country?

Lmaoooo... You know little about espionage and operations of terror networks.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamam Al Hammami: Suspect In Flydubai Incident Was Identified As Security Risk by EponObi(f): 10:13am On Oct 03
Botragelad:
The UAE and flydubai are in serious trouble for employing a man whom Oman had already flagged as a security risk over his extremist views. Those included refusing to shake hands with women and, according to reports, material linked to radical Islamic ideology that praised suicide attacks. Despite those warnings, flydubai took him on and put him in the cockpit of a flight to Israel.

Also our info says he may not have acted entirely alone, there are likely collaborators who helped prepare or activate him for this attack. Had he succeeded in crashing the aircraft into Israel, this could easily have matched or exceeded the casualties of 11 September 2001. He was a Muslim, and this is exactly the kind of threat we continue to face from Islamic terrorists.
UAE is in trouble? Who will put them in trouble? Na them employ the pilot?

You are ignorant and spewing nonsense with confidence.

In a situation like this, UAE security agencies will investigate flydubai. Every company official that overlooked the security risk will be arrested and investigated too. The perpetrator will be investigated too to know his motive and terror network.

Flydubai will suffer damage to their brand. The company herself will sack everyone complicit in the issue; some may be sued.

The mess is UAE's and they will take care of it themselves. If they are gracious enough, they will share their findings with the USA and Israel.
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: IGP Reportedly Approves Fresh Investigation As New Details Emerge by EponObi(f): 12:05pm On Oct 02
Wealthyonos:
Just leave the guy's spirit to rest in peace
Na obidient this boy be ooo!

Lmaooooo... The police should leave a suspected murder case unresolved because of one imaginary spirit? cheesy cheesy cheesy

A new Nigeria is Possible indeed!

Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Unpopular In Nigeria - The Economist by EponObi(f): 10:43am On Oct 02
😂😂😂😂 obidents!

He posted this not knowing he's promoting Tinubu.

Many of you work for Tinubu and APC but don't know. Or maybe you didn't read the content of what you posted and only ran with the headline.

According to the article:

- Election is three months away
- Tinubu is unpopular
- Tinubu isn't bothered about re-election
- "Tinubu's cool is surprising"
- Insecurity, economic hardship despite investors praising the reforms
- Opponents more popular "and the president should be quaking in his suede loafers. That he is not says less about him and more about Nigeria’s complicated electoral dynamics."

If The Economist is saying from what they've observed and analysed, the president should be shivering right now but they are surprised he remained cool, then the opposition should be afraid.

You just validated Tinubu's confidence in the next election while trying to trash him. Lol... This not the propaganda material you think it is. 😂
Politics › Re: Yunusa Tanko Becomes Peter Obi's Adviser Moses Paul Takes Over Obidient Movement by EponObi(f): 9:52am On Oct 02
naptu2:
Na the people wey dey do "hummm hummm" dey muse me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like Obi is cuming dey always muse me 😂😂😂

Politics › Re: Tinubu and 2027: Where Exactly Are the Block Votes Coming From? by EponObi(f): 8:44am On Oct 02
You are asking a sitting president where his block votes will come from?

It's futility engaging with many of you on this forum. Secondary school students think better than a lot of you.

Someone even said he will come a distant third.

There's no need for argument. It's less than four months away.
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Elijah Noah, OK Movement Coordinator, Teargas Obi Supporter In Uyo by EponObi(f): 3:21pm On Oct 01
Kalashnikov49:
Eponobi

You go cry well soon and APCwont save you.
Ba hankali grin grin grin
Politics › Re: “I Particularly Thank Peter Obi, He Always Checked On My Dad” – Bello El-rufai by EponObi(f):
Everyday, the universe keep destroying the veil of pretense and hypocrisy Obi is using to decieve Nigerians.

For someone who claims to be of moral upstanding, a messiah, free of corruption, his behaviors and moves prove contrary.

Let's even assume that the FG is oppressing El-Rufai and they are lying against him, what of the NSA phone tapping he admitted by himself on national TV? That alone is enough to dissociate yourself from him. If Obi is president, is he saying he will be okay with a private citizen and a former governor tapping phone calls in Aso Villa?


What about the ethnic cleansing undertone? How does he want the people of the middle belt to react to the fact that he is cozing up to and associating with the mastermind of many ethnic attacks in southern Kaduna? Peace returned to S/Kaduna after El-Rufai left office; the defense minister has said categorically and without mincing words that El-Rufai was behind the many attacks in S/Kaduna. That's the same man you called his family to check up on.

His followers are calling it empathy. Empathy? Empathy for someone who admitted to compromising national security (a treasonable offence)? Empathy for someone who carried out jihad in the state he governed and oppressed the minority groups? Empathy for someone accused of fraud and embezzlement?


Only you will go to Benue, Plateau states to visit victims of violent attacks. The same you will set camp with the person widely accused of masterminding many of these attacks. Flip flopping like his fuel subsidy policy. All for what? For votes that can't carry you pass the Niger bridge?

That was how he associated with the likes of Dino Melaye in ADC when he thought he will be given free ticket. Now, na Fulani and sharia supremacist be him VP; he is dining with Barber Chair Lawal - a fellow grass cutter - in NDC; he is forming alliance with the corrupt NDC leadership who sold party tickets to the highest bidder while undercutting his own followers.

But, yeah! Obi is different from other politicians. Lol.

Business › Re: Haitech Haier Opens Factory In Enugu by EponObi(f): 7:29am On Sep 29
If we talk say Peter Mbah is the best governor in SE, they will argue. Person wey dem suppose send their principal to, to go do nwa boy for 20 years 😂😂😂

Congratulations to Enuguans!

Beer don dey berekete !!! Beer na water!!!

Dey jolly jooor cheesy cheesy cheesy

Politics › Re: Road Built Under Peter Obi Surfaces 15 Years Later, Still Without Potholes by EponObi(f):
Obidients no go kill me.

See the road a former governor who ruled for 8 years is using as achievement. This is a road a former LG chairman should be celebrating and using as achievement. In fact, there are currently LG chairmen in Nigeria that do better than this. grin grin grin The road wey Sabinus (a private citizen) built in Port Harcourt is way better than this.


Na this trash Obi built but he had the boldness to go to Benin road that was being constructed for photo ops? Na this nonsense be him achievement but he had the temerity to say rubbish about the coastal road?

Na the photo of him rolling his sleeve that is killing me cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Omo! This Obi is even worse than I thought all these years.

They definitely searched and searched for road projects he did but couldn't find anything suitable for "A New Nigeria is POssible". They just picked this one to showcase something.

Omo! Na real Omo!!!

Achievement of a former governor in 2026? shocked shocked shocked May this calamity not befall us.


Shamelessness in one photo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I don't think a former governor in Burundi will go this low cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy No wonder he used photo of a Lagos skyscraper as cover design on his 2023 manifesto because he has nothing of his own work worth using.

EDIT: I went back to view the road again. I keep opening my mouth. Walahi, Obi and his obidients no rate Nigerians. WTF is this? When no be say na councilorship you wan contest. Egbami! cheesy

Politics › Re: NDC "Obidient Palm Oil" In Rivers State (Video) by EponObi(f): 12:11pm On Sep 28
E remain ADC/Atiku to give out beans.

APC/Tulumbu dey steadily supply agbado

Obi and NDC don dey give palm oil.

Make Atiku give beans, for electorates to cook palm oil based beans and agbado. Sowore fit give pepper and ata rodo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Politics › Re: Umahi Under Fire Over ‘Not Igbo Turn’ Comment by EponObi(f): 10:18am On Sep 28
Under fire from Obidients? cheesy cheesy

Nah! Umahi is chill like a cucumber. Those ones are paper tigers. Dem no know pass to dey bark. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Their ring leaders shouted "rig and d!e" but na like toilet tissue and bottom of amala pot dem throw way dem in their party primary cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Politics › Re: All North-East NDC Governorship Candidates reject Babachir Lawal's leadership by EponObi(f):
I support their decision. How someone like Barber Chair Lawal go be regional leader of any serious party?

Person wey una suppose give the role of arranging and cleaning chairs before and after party meetings grin grin grin grin grin

Or make una give am role of cutting grass around party secretariats. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

BTW, between Barber Chair Lawal and Obi, I no know; abeg who sabi cut grass pass? grin grin grin grin Obidients go say na Obi, and I concur cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Obi wey crawl so Barber Chair can fly cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sports › Re: NPFL: Peter Obi At Onikan Stadium To Watch Ikorodu City Vs Rangers by EponObi(f):
If the British colonials saved money in the bank, Onikan stadium won't have existed.

If Sanwo Olu saved money in the bank, the stadium won't have been reconstructed and renovated in 2019.

But the man who said infrastructure doesn't drive development and who kept state money in an affiliated bank instead developing Anambra is here shining teeth. In Lagos, not in the Anambra that he governed. But he wants to govern Nigeria.

Peter Mbah, Otti, Soludo who came decades after he governed are there in the SE running their states through visionary and developmental strides but some people will convince us that Obi is the best thing to come out of the SE. If all the governors in the SE kept saving money in the bank instead of using it to develop their states, abeg how will SE look like today?


You no get vision or idea to build but you fit enter and use infrastructure that others built. "Look at the USA." Call the very nation you want to govern a disgraced country but you no build shi shi as governor. Funny, shameless, clueless, WAYO man!

Mind you, Onikan stadium was first built in 1930. That's 96 years ago. Five distinct generations have used it and it's still standing. Visionary developments and infrastructures stands the test of time in any society. Can someone name ONE (JUST ONE) particular legacy infrastructure Obi left in Anambra that is still being used today - 12 years since he finished his tenure?


I was watching Lioness Season Three a few days ago. I saw the sky view of Washington DC in one of the episode; skyscrappers, roads, bridges etc all captured in a single frame. I was mentally calculating how much was invested in that land view alone - I was stunned. But here in Nigeria, one Obi who has zero record of legacy development wants to rule a third world country. In his tiny, microscopic mind, Washington DC infrastructures were products of faux zero debts and monies saved since 1799 in JP Morgan Chase.

Politics › Re: My Govt Will Support Dangote Refinery, Others To Conquer Global Markets - Hashim by EponObi(f): 4:01pm On Sep 27
igienepo:
That is exactly what is expected of every reasonable government, supporting home made developmental ideas, the only boost Dangote needs is governmental support to be world standard.
Dangote refinery was world standard from the moment the first sand was used to sandfill the land. Say another thing.

A refinery exporting product to Asia, Europe, America, African countries, that is currently doing it's IPO, and has ongoing plans to build another refinery in Kenya and has plans to expand the one here to become the largest in the world is world standard by all standard.
Politics › Re: My Govt Will Support Dangote Refinery, Others To Conquer Global Markets - Hashim by EponObi(f): 3:57pm On Sep 27
Incognito403:
Defending incompetence again?!

I wouldn't expect you to say anything better.

You want to limit our thinking and goals to bulaba's shriveled mindset.

But no and never.

We are a lofty aiming people.
There's no need for sentiment.

It's simple math.

Why not explain how Hashim's plan go work with facts and figures? What mechanism will he put in place to prevent subsidy corruption
?
Politics › Re: My Govt Will Support Dangote Refinery, Others To Conquer Global Markets - Hashim by EponObi(f): 3:55pm On Sep 27
ElSudani:
God bless you. Let them continue to lie to themselves. It has always been about their selfish interests rather than the interests of Nigerians at large.
I am scratching my head head to understand how his proposals could work with the subsidy in place.
Dem silly gan.

They also think Dangote Refinery only refines what we consume here in Nigeria. Dangote exports PMS, agro, petrochemicals all over the world. So is he saying we will subsidize the raw material for Dangote Refinery for the company to sell at international market price in other African nations, Asia, Europe, and America?

Or what happens if Dangote says he can't sell PMS in Nigeria at negotiated price because his production cost has increased? Na so those local refineries and the corrupt entities at NNPC and in their presidency go fleece the nations again like our importers.

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