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SportsRe: Secretbet — A Site For Sports Betting And Online Casino by EponObi(f): 12:55pm On Sep 26, 2025
I thought there is a rule against betting on this forum 😂
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Unveils ‘big Belle Challenge,’ Promises ₦1 Million Prize by EponObi(f): 11:19am On Sep 26, 2025
It's quite funny.

Before she was casted, she was promoting body fitness products. Gullible ones fell for it. She cashed out.

After she was casted, she is now doing big tummy contest to cash out again. The gullible ones will fall for it again. She will add more power to her brand and social media clout.

This should be rejected by the society on social media. This is where medical influencers like Aproko Doctor come in.


Health hazard of obesity is real. Obesity is not a flex. Diabetes, heart disease, liver disease, sleep apnea, etc are not something to catch cruise with. Go to the hospital and see how people are battling these diseases with their lives and hard earned money, especially in this era of global inflation.

The worst is having HBP and diabetes at the same time. I don't wish that on my worst enemy. That combo go dey kill your internal organs steadily until you give up the ghost. Very tough, stubborn, and frustrating to manage and treat.

This Nkechi girl should be ashamed of herself. This is outright nonsense. Obesity kills - it's not a cruise matter. A word is enough for the wise.
PoliticsRe: ADC Leaders Meet With GEJ After Stakeholders Meeting In Abuja (Photos & Videos) by EponObi(f): 6:34am On Sep 26, 2025
Mrexcell:
Do you even know the kind of underground work obi has been doing? In today's nigerian politics obi is no push over or irrelevant.
No be only ground work, na undertaker work.

Obi is a lazy politician who is too inexperience and lazy to work the grassroots; instead he depends on social media. Minimal effort. He's doing underground work but he's begging for one term and begging Atiku to step down for him. Lmaoo
PoliticsRe: ADC Leaders Meet With GEJ After Stakeholders Meeting In Abuja (Photos & Videos) by EponObi(f):
Obi no dey attend any ADC stakeholders meeting but his minors keep shouting "Obi or nothing".

Funny lads.

So Atiku and Amaechi dey work night and day to shape and align the party, but you expect them to hand over the ticket to Obi as per say him be alpha and omega? Lmaoo
FamilyRe: I Gave My Ex ₦5m From The ₦6.3m My Husband Gave Me, Now He’s Ignoring My Calls by EponObi(f): 7:32pm On Sep 24, 2025
Valid ground for divorce.

If care is not taken, this kind of wife go throw the family into irreparable trouble. I see a woman who lack discipline and sound judgement. She's also greedy. Na her type dey hand over family property to pastors in the name of sowing seed. Too gullible. She can't be trusted. So if the husband or family needed the fund for life threatening emergency or one of the children need help urgently, na so the money go hang into the hand of the Ex? This one na end time wife.

And the husband, shey the wife resemble UBA or GTB or Trust fund wey him dey save emergency fund. Both husband and wife are gullible.

An emergency fund is meant to be fund you draw from as means of last option. You keep it safe and tight, with fool-proof systems in place.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Lazarus Chakwera Concedes Defeat In Malawi Presidential Election by EponObi(f): 1:29pm On Sep 24, 2025
Bangladesh, Vietnam, Egypt

Later, Niger, Mali

Then, Burkina Faso - this one na their main beloved. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Now, Malawi

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin O po! It's plenty!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy If you know, you know.

Blodas from other mothers just plenty scatter cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys 2025 Mercedes G-wagon For Chioma (Video, Photos) by EponObi(f):
Kingpele:
Patience is a virtue ,chioma is the proverbial patient dog that eats the fastest bone
Yinmu. Davido better be careful. When no be say na water dey run her body. Davido can't keep sleeping around and the worst part is it always gets to social media. I hope he signed prenup before the wedding sha. If he continues (that's if she no already get plans for him), it's either she recks him via divorce or give him poisn chop collect him inheritance.

Na the wedding be her main target. She don get am. Make Davido give himself some senses.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys 2025 Mercedes G-wagon For Chioma (Video, Photos) by EponObi(f): 12:01pm On Sep 24, 2025
I hope the lady dey give Davido gifts too. I hope it's not one way.

Davido wey like online clout like oxygen, I'm sure he would have blew the trumpets if she dey give am gift.
Music BusinessRe: Wave: Asake Featured In The NBA 2K25 Game by EponObi(f): 10:54pm On Sep 23, 2025
This guy sha wan force himself on USA market. He's wasting his time; he's not cut for it. The earlier he returns to Africa and Nigeria market the better. Since he left Naija, na rubbish him just dey sing. The songs he did with YBNL are the only good ones. But trust Nigerians, they won't tell him the truth or they will say you are hating for saying the truth. Make him continue blowing money on PR.
Foreign AffairsRe: #UNGA80: Malfunctioning teleprompter, faulty escalator as Trump arrives UN HQs by EponObi(f): 10:43pm On Sep 23, 2025
On that thread where Macron's convoy was stopped for because Trump's motorcade wanted to pass through, some people said other countries can't retaliate because no one messes with the US president 😂

Lmaoooo... This is the pay back. Escalator stopped working immediately Trump stepped on it. Teleprompter stopped working immediately he mounted the podium 😂

It's not an electrical or engineering malfunction, it was deliberate. That the UN giving Trump the middle finger.

I love it 😂😂😂

And they are on point because Trump already planned to shit on all of them. Imagine saying all countries at the assembly are going to hell. Lmaooo
CelebritiesRe: Mandy Kiss' 100 Men Challenge: We Don't Monitor Such - GWR by EponObi(f): 8:24pm On Sep 23, 2025
Lagos State government won't even allow such to happen in their state.

In the future, this one too will enter church dey look for husband on to say "I don repent". And na person go marry her. LOL
BusinessRe: Remi Tinubu Raises ₦20bn For National Library Project by EponObi(f): 7:38pm On Sep 23, 2025
givedemwotowoto:
They will release the list of donors but 99.999% of them don’t exist.
Lol... If they release and Dangote is there, run with "Dangote don't exist"
BusinessRe: Remi Tinubu Raises ₦20bn For National Library Project by EponObi(f): 7:36pm On Sep 23, 2025
jayce232:
I'm not here to argue about Obi, read the next thread where she stated the birthday wish is not politically motivated, then u will understand where this 20bn hogwash is coming from. Except u choose to be biased.
I'm not bias. I wrote about the same thing earlier. She can say it's not political motivated. But the truth is it's all about political clout and capital, even when the intention is about national development. Two fact and truth can co-exist. And like I earlier wrote, majority of the donations are given with hope of future favors.

BTW, you wrote "Obviously the 20bn is just smokescreen to get back at Peter Obi" and now you say you are not here to argue about Obi. Stay in one place bro.
BusinessRe: Remi Tinubu Raises ₦20bn For National Library Project by EponObi(f): 7:29pm On Sep 23, 2025
givedemwotowoto:
She actually raised it it. Maybe N10 million from politicians looking for contracts, N19,990,000,000 secretly from the same government to save face.

Now it’s going to be looted renovated and renamed to Remi Tinubu library cheesy
You don't know anything. I just pray she release list of donor. I'm 100% sure rich folks from the south east donated too. People like Cubana, Elumelu, Soludo, Otti, Hope, and your other governors. You guys are too naive. Rest assured, majority of present and past governors donated. Our past head of states like IBB, Abdulsalam, etc. You guys are too local.
BusinessRe: Remi Tinubu Raises ₦20bn For National Library Project by EponObi(f): 7:23pm On Sep 23, 2025
jayce232:
Obviously the 20bn is just smokescreen to get back at Peter Obi
It's not a smokescreen. Na Obi set trap for himself and na him enter am.

With Obi's birthday message or not, Remi Tinubu will still get the same donation. Don't underestimate the Tinubu Family. Them get network. Scroll up and see what I wrote about this.
BusinessRe: Remi Tinubu Raises ₦20bn For National Library Project by EponObi(f):
Kai! Obi is too amateurish for national politics. I've said it times without number on this platform.

Na Remi Tinubu go wipe am for floor with this project, not even Tinubu. And I'm sure they will rush the completion of the library before the 2027 election. Another infrastructure project to paint Obi as one with lack of vision. Obi will forever regret publishing that abysmal "We are Finished" tweet. Kai! Kai! Kai!


He even gave them a theme for the smear campaign - "We are Finished". Gosh!

Remi Tinubu vs Obi... lmaoooooo

And those of you saying money laundry. I laugh. Where do you think she gets the #1b she share in her Renewed Hope Initiative? The Tinubu family has an extensive network that span across Africa and the globe. I just pray she release the list of donor. You will see Nigeria billionaires like Elumelu, Dangote, Otedola, Wale Tinubu, Obi Cubana on the list.

You people are too local for politics. I recommend you watch a couple of American political thrillers to see how high-value politicians get donations for projects. And yes, those donations are not for free. They are favors those donors will cash-in in the future. That's how things are done among elites.

The office of the President and First Lady alone is enough to pull in those billions, beside the network of the Tinubus. Many don't know how influential and powerful it is to be a president. Lol.
PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha Pleads Not Guilty As Trial Set To Begin In Abuja by EponObi(f):
Lifestone:
They should leave this woman alone now. e done do, what else do they want
Leave wetin alone? Na she price market and she go buy.

Edit: I see a few of you quoting me. You won't get a reply.

You people should be happy that Natasha now has a platform (the court) to prove her sexual allegations. She can now hang Akpabio to dry. Rejoice!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Met Sule Lamido At Yari's Son's Wedding In Kaduna (Video) by EponObi(f): 10:59am On Sep 20, 2025
Sule Lamido: Mr President, as opposition, I go still yab you in the media. Shey you know?

Tinubu: Normal now. Do you thing, I go do my thing.

Both burst into laughter 😂😂😂
CelebritiesRe: President Tinubu Celebrates Innocent '2Face' Idibia At 50th Birthday by EponObi(f): 10:51pm On Sep 19, 2025
ArcSEMPECJ:
Kiddo....run along boy...

For the 24 more characters needed, Seun use it to add age restrictions here, is becoming childish atimes...
Nah! we dey here until 2031 Inshallah. Na Obi the political boy-boy go run along in 2027 after collecting the beating of his life, never to contest for presidency again.
CelebritiesRe: President Tinubu Celebrates Innocent '2Face' Idibia At 50th Birthday by EponObi(f): 10:49pm On Sep 19, 2025
sirchim:
You mean OBI the Tsunami, Sarkin Salama, Mai Gaskiya, way make your Lagos landlord Baban Baban BARAWOO collect am WOTOWOTO home and away, Lagos and Abuja, before ATIKU finish am kpatakpata for him very own State of origin? If you know, you know?
Yea. The 3rd rated tsunami. He give Tulumbu wotowoto and ended up becoming twitter president.
CelebritiesRe: President Tinubu Celebrates Innocent '2Face' Idibia At 50th Birthday by EponObi(f): 10:27pm On Sep 19, 2025
givedemwotowoto:
There’s nothing this man does that isn’t for his own political gain tongue
You mistake him for Peter Obi.

Obi wey dey hawk kolanuts go Charlie Boy at early 5 AM for cheap political point. Next na to hawk gala and la casera in Lagos traffic so he can show Nigerians how humble he is.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Paid Me Surprise Visit With ‘Ghana Must Go’ Bag – Charly Boy by EponObi(f): 11:21am On Sep 19, 2025
What is this for God's sake? 🤣🤣🤣

Gosh! Lmaooooooo. I don't even know what to say. What in pedestrian politics is this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

From serving jollof rice to hawking kolanuts 🤣🤣🤣

PoliticsRe: 2 Days After The Alleged Elimination Of ‘gentle D Yahoo’, Army Yet To Show Pics by EponObi(f): 6:24am On Sep 19, 2025
Instead of asking the army for photos, why not tell Gentle to release a video as evidence he wasn't arrested? 😂
PoliticsRe: On The Origin Of Evil by EponObi(f): 7:54am On Sep 18, 2025
osuulola:
Your heart sank?

Into your stomach?

How will you fish it out?
He will shit his heart through his anus na 😂😂😂😂

That means he's now heartless 🤣🤣
CareerRe: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by EponObi(f): 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2025
Hanz up!!!!

I will shoot.

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooop
PoliticsRe: Why I Turned Down 500K Cedis Offer To Move To Ghana – Streamer Peller by EponObi(f): 1:43pm On Sep 16, 2025
As per nuclear scientist wey you be abi? Abi because you dey cure cancer? Lmaooooo.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Obidient Movement Denies Begging Jonathan To Step Down For Peter Obi by EponObi(f): 8:11am On Sep 15, 2025
The National Coordinator of the Obidient Movement, Dr Yunusa Tanko in a chat with DAILY INDEPENDENT on Sunday said it only asked Jonathan to reciprocate the good gestures made by Obi who stood by him when the opposition were trying to oust him from office in 2015.
Lmaoooo... These clueless people again. I said when the news broke that they don't know what they are doing. Now you are trying to walk it back. Again, you committed another blunder. What Tanko said above is exactly what he said before. In simple English, GEJ should bury his ambition and support Obi, meanwhile, na just talking stage dem dey.

Imagine trying to form alliance with someone for a business bid. The two of you are currently discussing the possibility of pooling resources together to submit a bid. Next thing, your partner say you should take a back seat, that he should support you with his own resources because you are better than him. No be madness be that?

E don backfire, now they are explaining without evidence.

I don't know the useless support he's talking about. GEJ was eventually ousted; so because Obi fake showed moral support then, GEJ shouldn't contest in 2027. Omo! I no fit laugh abeg cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



EponObi:
These people can't be serious. Everyone should bury their ambition for your incompetent principal, abi?

Now, they are setting up GEJ for drags and bullying.

Lmaoooo. Amateurs.

The two of you are discussing strategies on a united front in 2027 but you on the other hand is saying in the public that the other side should bury their ambition. 😂😂😂 You are already burning the bridge before the construction even started. It's unbelievable this guy was a two term governor. Na soso political blunders everyday.


You ran away from PDP to LP for automatic ticket.

You ran from contesting the ADC ticket against Atiku. Una say "It him or nothing"

Discussion with GEJ never take off, una say "step down for him"

What a unique way to say he has no gut, tact, or grit. But you want him to become president. Jokers.

Kuku tell INEC not to conduct any election and just declare him the president because he's the only Nigerian alive that can recuse the country from imaginary bondage.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s SSA On Citizenship Appoints Two DGs, Five Media Aides by EponObi(f): 8:04am On Sep 15, 2025
Two DGs - For Northern and Southern Nigeria

Five media aides - To cover five geopolitical zones (NW, NE, NC, SS, SW). E remain one more to appoint to cover SE since Nigeria citizens plenty and he needs all the help he can get grin grin grin

Madness!!! It's unacceptable. I don't like Tinubu for keeping clueless people on his cabinet. Add this dude to the list containing Daniel Bwala and Bayo Onanuga; they have no business working in this administration.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Steve Ogah Celebrates 40th Birthday In Style! by EponObi(f): 10:50am On Sep 14, 2025
Which kind title be that?

Why not "Husband of Bishop Oyedepo's Daughter..."?

Scene where the mods make an error and type "Husband of Bishop Oyedepo Celebrates 40th Birthday In Style!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everywhere go scatter 😂😂😀

PoliticsRe: 2027: Details Of Jonathan, Peter Obi Meeting Emerge by EponObi(f): 11:48am On Sep 13, 2025
epainos:
Your boss Obi went for a meeting with a stronger candidate who is his senior in politics, and obidients are already making statements. They didn't wait for Obi to make statement before deciding for him. These people will blackmail Obi someday.
Obi gave them the instruction. That's who he is. A C who hides behind his mob.

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